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Whatever your opinions are about them, you can never go wrong with cracking a dad joke in any situation. These inoffensive, overly simplistic, and often punny quips may elicit groans and headshakes, but their corniness will eventually bring about a chuckle or two. 

Just check out these glorious examples from the Dad Jokes Daily Facebook group. This online community has amassed around 1.5 million members so far, and scrolling through their featured content should tell you why. 

We’ve compiled some of their best ones in this list, which you can steal and use. And as always, don’t forget to upvote your favorites. 

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    Dad jokes are often met with slight disappointment because of their simplicity and low-hanging fruit nature. However, clinical psychologist Dr. Yael Schonbrun says these jokes aren’t just random humorous attempts, but “linguistic puzzles” that rely on simple types of wordplay. 

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    Cartoon character pondering a funny dad joke about twins, featured in a popular dad joke posts Facebook group.

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    Lotekguy
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but they always think it's the other one

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    WhatsApp chat showing a funny dad joke about exam results and sending good morning messages based on subjects failed.

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    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch! That went south real fast!

    Homonyms are one type of wordplay you will often find in most dad jokes. These are words that sound the same, have the same spelling, but have a different meaning. An example Dr. Schonbrun used was “I told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.” 

    In this joke, the word "reaction" referred to both the chemical process and the audience's response.

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    Much like homonyms, homophones are also often used for many of the dad jokes you hear. But in this case, the words sound the same but have different spellings and meanings. 

    In this scenario, Dr. Schonbrun used this joke as her example: “To start a zoo, you need two pandas, a grizzly bear, and three polar bears. It’s the bear minimum.” Here, you play on the words “bear and bare.” 

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    Paronymy is another type of wordplay that those who love dad jokes would often use. Here, it involves unrelated words spelled completely differently, but sound the same. 

    As an example, Dr. Schonbrun used the joke: “I gave her a shoulder to crayon,” playing on the words “crayon” and “cry on.”

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    You may scoff at dad jokes all you want, but experts say they serve an educational purpose. According to humor researcher Marc Hye-knudsen, it can help a child build self-confidence and resilience. 

    “By continually telling their children jokes that are so bad that they’re embarrassing, fathers may push their children’s limits for how much embarrassment they can handle,” he told FOX 2 Now in 2024.  

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    #21

    Funny dad joke meme showing a debate between a scientist and a random guy from a YouTube conspiracy video.

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    Lotekguy
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really accurate. The knowledgeable people don't get as much air time as the Yahoos.

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    #27

    House painted completely black with a joke about being a witch, featured in funny dad joke posts from a Facebook group.

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    49 minutes ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google lens says: The image is a social media screenshot discussing the "Haus in Schwarz" (House in Black) art installation in Möhringen, Germany,.

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    Funny dad joke text on yellow background about asking how long bird seeds take to grow, from a Facebook group.

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    Robert Trebor
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    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Belly jiggling so much I couldn't vote.

    #31

    Dog and baby sharing a funny dad joke about ugliness in a humorous dad joke post from Facebook group.

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    Jeff White
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    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I admit to being VERY surprised this was funny ...

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    Two seagulls by the ocean with funny dad joke text about dieting, part of a collection of dad joke posts.

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
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    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keeping this for opportune moments. I may need medical attention afterwards, though....

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    #38

    Deputy talking on radio about Worcestershire sauce truck crash, illustrating funny dad joke from Facebook group posts.

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    8 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really isn’t hard “wooster sheer”.

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    Long line of people winding outdoors with a dad joke about a Walmart manager considering opening another checkout line.

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    Geoffrey Scott
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    1 hour ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time.. "self checkout is open sir" I refuse to work for the company whose product I'm buying.

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    #43

    Text post about funny dad joke assuming psychiatrist instead of dating when asked if seeing anyone, dad joke meme.

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    UnclePanda
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    48 minutes ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look over their left shoulder for a long second and say, "... nooo?"

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    Toddler with a dirty face and cap humorously contrasting modern kids using laptops in a funny dad joke post.

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    Jeff White
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    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure they even had mud yet when I was 3.

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    #48

    Red truck stuck on pole near fire EMS rescue vehicle with humorous dad joke about stupidity and business.

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
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    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In civilised countries, emergency services aren't a business.

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    #58

    Man applying clown makeup in four panels illustrating procrastination, captured in a funny dad joke post from a Facebook group.

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
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    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amateur. I'll study in the period before. Actually, I'll study during the break. Actually, I'll study during the test....

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    Animated characters sharing a funny dad joke about bananas and pineapple in a humorous dad joke post from Facebook group.

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    karen snyder
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    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ananas is the genus that pineapple belong to. Also, I believe it is the French word for pineapple.

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