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Geoffrey Scott • commented on 5 posts 17 hours ago

50 Posts From “Stupid Food Memes For Stupid People” That Might Make You Lose Faith In Humanity

S***w it, just go to Culvers.

50 Posts From “Stupid Food Memes For Stupid People” That Might Make You Lose Faith In Humanity

More intrigued by the pretzels.

50 Posts From “Stupid Food Memes For Stupid People” That Might Make You Lose Faith In Humanity

S***w it, just go to Culvers.

50 Posts From “Stupid Food Memes For Stupid People” That Might Make You Lose Faith In Humanity

More intrigued by the pretzels.

50 Posts From “Stupid Food Memes For Stupid People” That Might Make You Lose Faith In Humanity

My 3 yr old grandson agrees

50 Posts From “Stupid Food Memes For Stupid People” That Might Make You Lose Faith In Humanity

One frozen tea in a water bottle, one cold tea in a water bottle, one can of soda, one sandwich. All the c**p I need tucked into the pockets of the cooler...

50 Posts From “Stupid Food Memes For Stupid People” That Might Make You Lose Faith In Humanity

Just opened one in our town. Running joke is that the sewage treatment folks have lots of job security.

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Geoffrey Scott • commented on 8 posts 1 day ago

45 Unhinged Black Friday Stories From Employees That Make It Seem Like It's Really Not Worth It

Malls..we would give our teenaged girls a hundred bucks each for Xmas then make a trip to Grand Rapids, an hours drive, so they could shop at Rivertown Crossing. Quite a study in consumerism. Oldest daughter would go to American Eagle or some similar 'hot' store and come out with a couple small bags and have $20 left. Then came her sister, lumbering down the concourse with arms laden with bags, and $30 left. Obviously, one was a brand shopper, and one was a value shopper. Still that way.

45 Unhinged Black Friday Stories From Employees That Make It Seem Like It's Really Not Worth It

I have done it twice, once because my wife, who KNEW what a zoo BF was(mid 90's), asked me to get her some yarn from Wally World, which was as far from the entrance as possible. She giggled when I told her. The other was my choice as I got a side-by-side fridge from Home Depot for $600, I also wanted to go to ABC Whse, but walked in the door, saw the line stretched all the way to the back, and said "S***w this, I'll come back the day after Xmas", which I did.

45 Unhinged Black Friday Stories From Employees That Make It Seem Like It's Really Not Worth It

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Geoffrey Scott • upvoted 2 items 2 days ago

This IG Account Specializes In Aviation Humor And These 40 Memes Are Hilarious

Underwritten by Red Green.

This IG Account Specializes In Aviation Humor And These 40 Memes Are Hilarious

Atleast no touch screen screen? 🤷‍♂️

Geoffrey Scott • commented on 5 posts 3 days ago

50 Fascinating Photos That Prove The 1980s Were Wild

So, Huddo's Sis, was there a lot of marriages that were a result of those days?

If Today Feels Horrible, Here Are 50 Photos To Remind You It Can Always Get Worse (New Pics)

What??? It opened...

50 Fascinating Photos That Prove The 1980s Were Wild

So, Huddo's Sis, was there a lot of marriages that were a result of those days?

If Today Feels Horrible, Here Are 50 Photos To Remind You It Can Always Get Worse (New Pics)

What??? It opened...

If Today Feels Horrible, Here Are 50 Photos To Remind You It Can Always Get Worse (New Pics)

Sandwich from a C-Store? Like playing Russian Roulette with your digestive system.

If Today Feels Horrible, Here Are 50 Photos To Remind You It Can Always Get Worse (New Pics)

Then take the trowel and a*****t the lady for her arrogance.

If Today Feels Horrible, Here Are 50 Photos To Remind You It Can Always Get Worse (New Pics)

Daughter called in tears while my SIL was deployed. She had called a week or so earlier complaining about flies all over the house. "See if the freezer in the garage is working"...It wasn't. SIL LOVES fishing and the freezer was full of fish, venison, and all other foods. "So if I bleach it, will I be able to reuse it?".."You will NEVER get the smell out, it's junk, set by the curb, someone will take it". Somehow the breaker tripped to cause it.

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Geoffrey Scott • upvoted 3 items 3 days ago

If Today Feels Horrible, Here Are 50 Photos To Remind You It Can Always Get Worse (New Pics)

You could have broken the gas connection but you didn't. That's a plus...

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If Today Feels Horrible, Here Are 50 Photos To Remind You It Can Always Get Worse (New Pics)

You could have broken the gas connection but you didn't. That's a plus...

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If Today Feels Horrible, Here Are 50 Photos To Remind You It Can Always Get Worse (New Pics)

Tow truck

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Geoffrey Scott • upvoted an item 4 days ago

If Today Feels Horrible, Here Are 50 Photos To Remind You It Can Always Get Worse (New Pics)

Yep, it is a Dodge.

Geoffrey Scott • commented on 13 posts 5 days ago

“Doesn’t Mean It’s Safe”: 47 People Share The Most Dangerous Things That Are Often Dismissed

Which is why I don't do Chiro.

“Doesn’t Mean It’s Safe”: 47 People Share The Most Dangerous Things That Are Often Dismissed

And if you are frying a turkey? (handy Thanksgiving tip) it may very well overflow the vat.

“Doesn’t Mean It’s Safe”: 47 People Share The Most Dangerous Things That Are Often Dismissed

Which is why I don't do Chiro.

“Doesn’t Mean It’s Safe”: 47 People Share The Most Dangerous Things That Are Often Dismissed

And if you are frying a turkey? (handy Thanksgiving tip) it may very well overflow the vat.

“Doesn’t Mean It’s Safe”: 47 People Share The Most Dangerous Things That Are Often Dismissed

Just had a middle schooler in our town that blew a Stop sign and was k****d by a car. Even though the lady KNEW she couldn't've done anything different, she still suffered for it.

“Doesn’t Mean It’s Safe”: 47 People Share The Most Dangerous Things That Are Often Dismissed

And yet, Lady Eowyn, manufacturers keep adding devices and features to distract us from just driving the d**n car.

If You Need A Laugh Today, ‘Laughgorithm’ Has Found You The Perfect 70 Memes

So...(I hope) bathroom spatula, and a different kitchen spatula?

If You Need A Laugh Today, ‘Laughgorithm’ Has Found You The Perfect 70 Memes

At the local C-Store: "birthdate?"..(I'm 63)" __/13/ 2002"...sarcastic glance.."What???I'm legal!"

If You Need A Laugh Today, ‘Laughgorithm’ Has Found You The Perfect 70 Memes

Provided they have SNAP and Medicaid..oh wait..

If You Need A Laugh Today, ‘Laughgorithm’ Has Found You The Perfect 70 Memes

Daughter sent us a pic of her collapsed carport. So, of course, we drove the hour to their house. My wife tended my 3 yd old grandson, we disassembled and scrapped the carport.

If You Need A Laugh Today, ‘Laughgorithm’ Has Found You The Perfect 70 Memes

"Well honey, if nothing else, being with me keeps you on your professional toes".

If You Need A Laugh Today, ‘Laughgorithm’ Has Found You The Perfect 70 Memes

In my case, it's when my wife asks what's wrong if I groan a little when I move a certain way. This then turns into a litany of HER aches and pains.

If You Need A Laugh Today, ‘Laughgorithm’ Has Found You The Perfect 70 Memes

Yes Lotekguy, the most "powerful man in the world"..and goes into tantrum mode when someone disagrees.

If You Need A Laugh Today, ‘Laughgorithm’ Has Found You The Perfect 70 Memes

Our is JUST on the other side of a small steep hill. And they back up into the blind lane...so far no carnage, but someday...

If You Need A Laugh Today, ‘Laughgorithm’ Has Found You The Perfect 70 Memes

As I remember it, "When I left my home when I was 14, my father was the stupidest man I knew. When I returned 2 years later, I was shocked at what he learned in that short amount of time".

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Geoffrey Scott • upvoted an item 5 days ago

If You Need A Laugh Today, ‘Laughgorithm’ Has Found You The Perfect 70 Memes

"When I was 14, my father was the stupidest man alive. By the time I turned 21, it was amazing how much he'd learned." Mark Twain (supposedly)

Geoffrey Scott • commented on 2 posts 6 days ago

49 Memes That Are So Relatable They’re Actually Offensive (New Pics)

Or opening the package of cheese and have 1/2 the zip strip detach.

31 Times The Weather Was So Extreme, It Broke Records

I live in central lower Michigan. On very cold mornings, before dawn, parking lot lights and other outdoor illumination beams straight up into the sky due to ice crystals. Kinda crazy looking.

Geoffrey Scott • submitted a new post 1 year ago

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Hey Pandas, What Changes Have You Made To Accommodate Your Increased Age? (Closed)

Geoffrey Scott • submitted a list addition 3 months ago

36 Workers Reveal The Strangest Excuses People Have Given To Call Off Work

Geoffrey Scott • submitted a list addition 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is A Stupid Reason You’ve Gotten In Trouble For? (Closed)

Geoffrey Scott • commented on 5 posts 17 hours ago

50 Posts From “Stupid Food Memes For Stupid People” That Might Make You Lose Faith In Humanity

S***w it, just go to Culvers.

50 Posts From “Stupid Food Memes For Stupid People” That Might Make You Lose Faith In Humanity

More intrigued by the pretzels.

50 Posts From “Stupid Food Memes For Stupid People” That Might Make You Lose Faith In Humanity

My 3 yr old grandson agrees

50 Posts From “Stupid Food Memes For Stupid People” That Might Make You Lose Faith In Humanity

One frozen tea in a water bottle, one cold tea in a water bottle, one can of soda, one sandwich. All the c**p I need tucked into the pockets of the cooler...

50 Posts From “Stupid Food Memes For Stupid People” That Might Make You Lose Faith In Humanity

Just opened one in our town. Running joke is that the sewage treatment folks have lots of job security.

Geoffrey Scott • commented on 8 posts 1 day ago

45 Unhinged Black Friday Stories From Employees That Make It Seem Like It's Really Not Worth It

This IG Account Specializes In Aviation Humor And These 40 Memes Are Hilarious

It finally dawned on me what that smell is...kerosene.

This IG Account Specializes In Aviation Humor And These 40 Memes Are Hilarious

Or...drive a forklift or truck.

This IG Account Specializes In Aviation Humor And These 40 Memes Are Hilarious

By worse, they mean a Motel 6 that gets very "busy" about 9 O'clock when the truck drivers get off the road. (Ft Wayne Ind)

This IG Account Specializes In Aviation Humor And These 40 Memes Are Hilarious

The bare bones flights are rudimentary, but, we got an Allegiant flight from Toledo to Ft Walton, round trip for $150 each.

This IG Account Specializes In Aviation Humor And These 40 Memes Are Hilarious

.....and your connection is in..3,2,1..

This IG Account Specializes In Aviation Humor And These 40 Memes Are Hilarious

He REALLY hated the Chrysler K-cars. The time he welded two together and called it a Hummer.

Geoffrey Scott • commented on 5 posts 3 days ago

50 Fascinating Photos That Prove The 1980s Were Wild

So, Huddo's Sis, was there a lot of marriages that were a result of those days?

If Today Feels Horrible, Here Are 50 Photos To Remind You It Can Always Get Worse (New Pics)

What??? It opened...

If Today Feels Horrible, Here Are 50 Photos To Remind You It Can Always Get Worse (New Pics)

Sandwich from a C-Store? Like playing Russian Roulette with your digestive system.

If Today Feels Horrible, Here Are 50 Photos To Remind You It Can Always Get Worse (New Pics)

Then take the trowel and a*****t the lady for her arrogance.

If Today Feels Horrible, Here Are 50 Photos To Remind You It Can Always Get Worse (New Pics)

Geoffrey Scott • commented on 2 posts 5 days ago

“Doesn’t Mean It’s Safe”: 47 People Share The Most Dangerous Things That Are Often Dismissed

Which is why I don't do Chiro.

“Doesn’t Mean It’s Safe”: 47 People Share The Most Dangerous Things That Are Often Dismissed

And if you are frying a turkey? (handy Thanksgiving tip) it may very well overflow the vat.

Geoffrey Scott • upvoted an item 19 hours ago

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Geoffrey Scott • upvoted 2 items 1 day ago

This IG Account Specializes In Aviation Humor And These 40 Memes Are Hilarious

Atleast no touch screen screen? 🤷‍♂️

This IG Account Specializes In Aviation Humor And These 40 Memes Are Hilarious

Underwritten by Red Green.

Geoffrey Scott • upvoted 3 items 3 days ago

If Today Feels Horrible, Here Are 50 Photos To Remind You It Can Always Get Worse (New Pics)

Tow truck

If Today Feels Horrible, Here Are 50 Photos To Remind You It Can Always Get Worse (New Pics)

You could have broken the gas connection but you didn't. That's a plus...

If Today Feels Horrible, Here Are 50 Photos To Remind You It Can Always Get Worse (New Pics)

Yep, it is a Dodge.

Geoffrey Scott • upvoted 3 items 5 days ago

Funny-Posts-Laughgorithm

If You Need A Laugh Today, ‘Laughgorithm’ Has Found You The Perfect 70 Memes

"When I was 14, my father was the stupidest man alive. By the time I turned 21, it was amazing how much he'd learned." Mark Twain (supposedly)

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Geoffrey Scott • upvoted an item 6 days ago

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Geoffrey Scott • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

41 Intriguing “Today I Learned” Facts That Show How Little We Actually Know (New Facts)

So now those jails are run as for-profit private prisons. /s

“30 Slices To 24”: 50 Examples Of How Sneakflation Has Gotten So Bad, It’s Not Even Funny Anymore

No, so they can save 1 oz of soda, millions of times.

Geoffrey Scott • upvoted 8 items 1 week ago

50 Pics That Show The Dystopian State Of The World Right Now

Luvs this!

50 Pics That Show The Dystopian State Of The World Right Now

YES. The whole "Oh, I don't pay attention to politics" búllshit is just that.

50 Pics That Show The Dystopian State Of The World Right Now

China already owns much of the world...

50 Pics That Show The Dystopian State Of The World Right Now

i feel bad for them, but they make it reallyyyyyy hard to empathize with them because their logic is "i KNEW he would s***w people over, but i didn't know he would s***w ME over!!!"

50 Pics That Show The Dystopian State Of The World Right Now

I am 65 and feel 80.

50 Pics That Show The Dystopian State Of The World Right Now

Or creating products with built-in obsolescence that cannot be repaired so that people are forced to buy new every few years,

50 Memes From “Fight The Patriarchy” That Are So True They Might Make You Laugh And Cry (New Pics)

Wow. Thank you. Although it would be harsh being included in that if you were a widow.

35 Times The Internet Totally Roasted Wannabe Alpha Males

...and truck nuts..

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