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All of us—well, most of us—love to travel. Seeing new places, meeting new people, and feeling a whirlwind of emotions whenever you find yourself somewhere you have never been before or return to a place you hold dear in your heart.

Each country—and even every city—has its own vibe and some characteristics that make it unique. Often, the same traits are also grounds for jokes. Making funny jokes about countries and their various features is absolutely fine as long as you aren’t rude to anyone.

Always remember that it is somebody’s homeland, and what seems really funny to you might be insulting to them. That being said, it doesn’t mean you should never tell jokes in company. Funny jokes or puns about countries are a great way to break the ice, spend time, and even get to know each other better.

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Hilarious Puns About Countries That Travel Beyond Boundaries

Country puns can range from great subtle humor to country dad jokes and everything in between. You may even throw in some adult puns every now and then—just make sure it is appropriate for the audience. You don’t have to be a geography expert to make or even understand funny country jokes, but knowing something about the world and having some traveling experience definitely enhances the quality of the jokes.

So whether you are a seasoned traveler, are just planning your first trip, or are a dedicated geography enthusiast, enjoy this collection of funny country jokes we gathered for you. 

#1

100 Funny Country Jokes To Kindle Your Wanderlust England doesn’t have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

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#2

A British man is visiting Australia. The customs agent asks him, “Do you have a criminal record?” The British man replies, “I didn’t think you needed one to get into Australia anymore.”

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#3

A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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#5

Why do the French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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#6

Amsterdam is a lot like the Tour de France. Just a lot of people on drugs riding bikes.

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#7

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

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#8

Germany and France go to war. Who loses?

Belgium.

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#9

What do you call a vegan Viking?

A Norvegan!

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#10

100 Funny Country Jokes To Kindle Your Wanderlust How do you get a Canadian to apologize?

Step on their foot.

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#11

I asked my friend in North Korea how he was. He said he can’t complain.

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#12

Which country’s capital is growing the fastest?

Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.

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#13

Want to hear a Swedish joke?

Nevermind. There’s Norway I could Finnish it.

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#14

100 Funny Country Jokes To Kindle Your Wanderlust What does the Loch Ness monster eat?

Fish and ships.

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#15

What do frogs eat in Paris?

French flies.

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#16

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

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#18

I have a Russian friend who’s a sound technician.

And a Czech one too. A Czech one too.

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#19

What kind of birds can you find in Portugal?

Portugeese.

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#20

Why haven't Americans changed their weighing method from pounds to kilograms?

Because they don't want mass confusion!

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#21

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman enter a bar. The Englishmen wanted to go, so they all had to leave.

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#22

What was the most popular kids’ movie in Ancient Greece?

Troy Story.

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#23

What happened to the American who went to the hospital with a broken leg?

He went broke.

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#24

In which country is Prague located?

Hold on let me Czech.

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#28

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?

He pasta way.

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Lorenzo Pasquarelli
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is true, in Italy we say people “pasta way”, because no one knows how to pronounce English

#29

Germany once organized the International Fun Conference.

It wasn't funny but it was indeed well organized.

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#30

Two very old men of European nationality meet
While talking, one asks: "You watching the football game?"
The other says: "Who's playing?"
"Austria-Hungary", says the first.
"Against whom?"

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#31

An introverted Finn looks at his shoes when talking to you; an extroverted Finn looks at your shoes.

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Smilodon, a Bad Cat
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, come on! I've met Finn musicians, they look at your equipment and then your shoes!🤪

#32

Why do bagpipe players walk while they play?

To get away from the noise.

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#33

100 Funny Country Jokes To Kindle Your Wanderlust Why do all Swedish military ships have bar codes on them?

So when the come to port, they can just Scan da navy in!

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#34

100 Funny Country Jokes To Kindle Your Wanderlust How was copper wire invented?

Two Scotsmen fighting over a penny.

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María Hermida
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Spain, there the same "joke" about two Catalonians fighting over a one-peseta coin

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#35

What are Greek houses made out of?

Greeks and con-Crete!

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Abby Gayle
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hold up... the Greek houses are made of Greeks themselves? worker: oh yeah, let's take this guy here and just mix him into the conCrete. That's fine.

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#36

Why is it hard to make friends in Antarctica?

Because you can't break the ice.

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#38

What will an Australian chess player say to a Czech person while making the winning move?

Czech mate.

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#39

100 Funny Country Jokes To Kindle Your Wanderlust A friend in Germany tells me everyone’s panic buying sausages and cheese.

It’s the Wurst Käse scenario.

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trongusarmy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For those of you who don't understand: Wurst Käse means Sausages and Cheese

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#40

What do you call a bunch of bullies from Malta?

Maltesers.

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#41

100 Funny Country Jokes To Kindle Your Wanderlust Ever since my girlfriend moved to Siberia things haven't been the same.

She's so cold and distant.

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Abby Gayle
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why didn't you go to Canada? You could have matched her energy-

#42

The Sahara Desert drifts into a bar and the bartender says…

"Long time no sea."

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#43

Did you hear about the Pole who thought his wife was trying to kill him? On her dressing table, he found a bottle of “Polish Remover.”

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#44

I've heard that Argentina is starting to get a little colder...

In fact, it's bordering on Chile.

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#45

What's Santa's nationality?

North Polish.

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#46

What genre are national anthems?

Country.

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#47

Did you hear McDonalds will stop serving fries in Switzerland?

The Swiss don't take sides.

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#48

What did the Ancient Greeks wear on their feet?

Tennis Zeus.

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#50

100 Funny Country Jokes To Kindle Your Wanderlust Where do Australian animals go for vacation?

Koala Lumpur.

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#51

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Because he loves Tibet.

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#53

What do you call a rude Jamaican?

Caribbean Jerk.

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#54

100 Funny Country Jokes To Kindle Your Wanderlust What kind of car does an Icelandic person drive?

A Fjord.

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#55

What is a favorite fantasy film of an Aussie?

The Wizard of Oz.

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#56

What do you call your angry French aunt?

A crossaunt.

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Anna Meyers
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We never stuck around long enough to call them anything. When the French aunts got angy we ran!

#57

What do they call their kids in Belgium?

Brussels Sprouts.

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#58

What do you call counterfeited German currency?

Question marks.

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#59

100 Funny Country Jokes To Kindle Your Wanderlust I watched a Hindu version of “How I Met Your Mother.” There’s just one episode about the wedding.

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#60

My friend lived in a place that had six months of sunlight and six months of complete darkness. Man, there is Norway I can live there.

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#61

While experimenting with Asian and Latin American food, Iran out of Chile.

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#62

What is the name of the country where everyone counts things on their own?

It is the country of Italy.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Eye tally" is what I came up with finally. ashamed to admit it took me far too long for this

#63

What happens when the smog lifts over Southern California?

U.C.L.A.

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#64

What literally looks like half of North Korea?

South Korea!

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#65

100 Funny Country Jokes To Kindle Your Wanderlust What is the name of that nation where you get fancy water?

It's Fiji.

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#66

Someone beat me up with a map of Belgium. Now I’m covered in Bruges.

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#67

Why did the southerner visit Korea?

Because he wanted to eat Seoul food.

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#68

What is the cookie capital of Brazil?

Oreo di Janiero.

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#69

What would you call an unidentified object which landed in Australia?

Australien.

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#70

100 Funny Country Jokes To Kindle Your Wanderlust What is the name of a bird's favorite country?

It's Turkey.

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#71

Most countries is Asia are fake.

Only one Israel.

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#72

If frogs are from Greenland then, sharks are from Finland.

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#73

What blood type do people from Taiwan have?

Taipei.

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#74

What are atheists called in India?

Naan believers.

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Robert T
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What do you call a mohican haircut in India? A punk urdu.

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100 Funny Country Jokes To Kindle Your Wanderlust Why were the people at the bar confused by the Spanish southerner?

Because he kept talking in Espan-y'all.

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#76

What do you call two Samoans on a roof?

Solé power.

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#77

Do you know why the new football stadium they built in Warsaw could not be used?

No matter where you sat, you were behind a Pole.

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#78

Someone told me that French fries are from Belgium...

But they’re cooked in Greece!

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#79

What's the only drink size they allow in North Korea?

A supreme liter.

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#80

My parents were on a boat cruise in the Mediterranean Sea. When I arrived there unannounced, I Cyprus-ed them.

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#81

I met this person on the internet. When I asked him where he was from, he said from Latin America. I replied, "I won't Bolivia until you show some proof!"

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#82

Iran.

Why?

Because I am Hungary.

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#83

100 Funny Country Jokes To Kindle Your Wanderlust Where do crayons go on vacation?

Color-ado!

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#84

Want my opinion on Mongolia?

It has its pros and Khans.

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#85

What did one kiwi statue say to the other kiwi statue?

Stat'chu bro?

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#86

What type of photography do French photographers like?

Candide.

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#87

What would you call Dwayne Johnson if he was from Malta?

Lava, because he would be the Maltan Rock.

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#88

100 Funny Country Jokes To Kindle Your Wanderlust What happens to the soldiers who are supposed to be deployed to Iraq?

They sit and Kuwait.

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#89

Why wouldn’t the Statue of Liberty work in France?

Because she only has one arm raised.

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#90

100 Funny Country Jokes To Kindle Your Wanderlust What part of Iceland are you from?

Hallormsstadaskogur? Oh cool.

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James Heinle
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That might be funny if I could pronounce a word with 13 consecutive consonants.

#91

During my vacation in Western Africa, I had an insatiable urge one morning Togo buy a meatball sandwich.

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#92

What did Tennessee see that left it speechless?

The same thing Arkansas.

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#93

What's a german's favorite number?

Nein!

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#94

After facing a problem in geography, Iraq-ed my brain for a solution but in the end, I couldn't find one.

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#95

There was an Indie rock band that would only play in venues in the West Indies.

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#96

In which place do people designate all the dens with a special sign?

They do that In Denmark!

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#97

Which African state did Wall-E visit?

He visited Mali.

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#98

100 Funny Country Jokes To Kindle Your Wanderlust What do you call a Spanish matador who visits the continent of Latin America?

Ecuador!

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#99

As I was cruising around in the Caribbean, I asked my chef, "Did Jamaica me my special lunch?"

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Robert T
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"My wife has gone to the Caribbean" "Jamaica?" "No, she went of her own accord". ;-)

#100

100 Funny Country Jokes To Kindle Your Wanderlust How was the airport security in Los Angeles?

Quite LAX.

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Puns for Your Travels

Did you find a joke about your country? Which joke made you laugh the most? Make sure to share your favorite one with us in the comments. Also, share this post with your friends across the globe so you can exchange jokes about each other’s countries and enjoy a laugh or two!