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Throughout my life, I have met a lot of people, both for work and in my social life, and I think it is safe to say that most human beings don’t know how to start a conversation. Most people either use the same round of boring questions as conversation starters or go straight for the very personal stuff. And we get it, starting a conversation with a stranger can be tough, so people usually opt for the safest alternatives, but there are so many fun things to talk about, all you need to do is have a couple of topics up your sleeve.

On the other hand, if you are pretty comfortable socially but would like to update your stock of good conversation starters, may we suggest trying out funny questions to ask your new acquaintance? Sharing a laugh is always a good icebreaker, and if they actually decide to think of an answer, this could lead to a very engaging talk, and possibly even to a great relationship. But remember one thing: Funny and rude are not the same, so be sure your questions are not offensive. You may choose absolutely random topics to talk about as long as everyone still feels comfortable.

To get you started, we collected a bunch of conversation starters on a whole range of fun topics. We absolutely encourage you to go and try them out, but don’t forget to come back and let us know which ones sparked the most lively conversations. Meanwhile, vote for the ones you like the best, and share this article with friends who might also need some help in learning how to start a conversation.

#1

150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "What is your greatest, yet strangest talent?"

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Fiona Parky
Community Member
3 years ago

I can touch my wrist with my thumb, I can bend just the last joint on every finger and I can bend my fingers backwards to touch my wrist. I can get out of any sort of handcuffs easily (do not ask how I know this). Basically very flexible hands

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    "What is the silliest way that you’ve been injured?"

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    Jody O'Connor
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Sleeping. Woke up and I had pulled a muscle in my back and could not stand up.

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    #3

    "What two items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable?"

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    Firstname Lastname
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    As a cashier, it's not what you buy, it's how you act that makes me uncomfortable.

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    #4

    150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "What old person tendencies do you have?"

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    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Seeing things realistically.

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    #5

    "What about your teenage self embarrasses you the most?"

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    Jody O'Connor
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    3 years ago

    I said stupid things

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    #6

    "What did you last Google?"

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    Adrian Scarlett
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Cheese. (See #6 above)

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    #7

    150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "If you could break any world record what record would you want to break?"

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    Fiona Parky
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Most puppies cuddled in a day. Best day ever!

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    #8

    "What is the craziest dream you’ve had?"

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Probably the one where I was given the power to jump extremely long distances, but couldn't land without breaking my legs.

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    #9

    "What is the best type of cheese?"

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I'm allergic to most so my options are limited. As a treat I'll go for some Red Leicester, by I'm quite partial to Mozzarella or a few Dairylea slices.

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    #10

    150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "What is the funniest pet name?"

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    will
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    i found out recently one of my classmates used to have a dog called "little sh!t"

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    #11

    "What is a ridiculous Wi-Fi name that you’ve seen?"

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    'MyPa55word_is_not_Password'. Spoiler alert, it was!

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    #12

    "If you had to name a chapter in your life right now, what would it be called?"

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    Kat Nt
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Well, that didn't go as expected... (again)

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    #13

    150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "If animals could talk, which animal would be the rudest?"

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Cats, obviously!

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    #14

    "What would be the absolute worst name that you could give your child?"

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    will
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    X Æ A-Xii

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    #15

    "What movie completely changes its plot when you change one letter in its title?"

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    User# 6
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Hen in black

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    #16

    150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "What did you think was cool as a kid, but isn’t actually cool now?"

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    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Me.

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    #17

    "What food describes your personality?"

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    fualty
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    String cheese. Fun to play with, more layers than meets the eye, dependable.

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    #18

    "Do have a funny story from a blind date set up?"

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    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    No.

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    #19

    150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "What is considered socially acceptable, but really shouldn’t be?"

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    fualty
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Forcing young children to give adults hugs or kisses when they don’t want to

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    #20

    150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "If you had an extra part of your body what would it be?"

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    Shelby Moonheart
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    a functioning pancreas, with the islets of Langerhans to make insulin.

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    #21

    "If we could teleport anywhere in the world right now, where would you want to go?"

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Home. It's where my animals are.

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    #22

    "What is funniest sound that you can make?"

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    Donkey boi
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    3 years ago (edited)

    I do a pretty good Gizmo impression... Oh and I can inward whistle louder than I can do a normal whistle.

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    #23

    150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "Which TV or movie character reminds you of yourself and why?"

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    Joe Hurd
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Moe szyslack, (Simpsons bartender) I'm unlovable angry and quick tempered

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    #24

    "What topic could you give a 30-minute presentation on without any preparation?"

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    Flame
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Badminton or Warrior Cats.

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    #25

    "What do you think is a complete waste of time?"

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    Sheri Muntean
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    Makeup and fashion (though I understand why some people like them)

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    #26

    150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "What is your biggest cooking disaster?"

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    fualty
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Forgetting to boil the potatoes before attempting to mash them 🤦

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    #27

    "What scene in a movie always makes you laugh every time you watch it?"

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    fualty
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    The ‘Burbs when Rumsfield says if the neighbor’s dog poops on his lawn again he’s going to “catch him and staple his a*s shut”

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    #28

    "What was the last thing that you did for fun?"

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    Gareth Baus
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I feel like the person expected something similar to "this one time at band camp"

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    #29

    150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "If you could start a secret society what would it be called?"

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    Matthew Gobbell
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    People Against Dumbasses. It would be guarded by problems that require common sense to overcome.

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    #30

    "Which animal would be super cool if it was made into the size of a horse?"

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    Shine Chisholm
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Tardigrade

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    #31

    "If you could design a new ice cream flavor what would be in it?"

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    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Is there anything, anywhere that hasn't already been tried?

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    #32

    150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "What would you name your boat if you had one?"

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    David Pierce
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Stolen from the Flintstones. Fred wanted the Nautical Queen. Barney wanted the Sea King. They compromised by taking the first three letters from both names. The NAUSEA. Thats my boat.

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    #33

    "If the color blue had a smell, what would it smell like?"

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Depends on the shade. Light blues smell like ice. Dark blue smells like salty air.

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    #34

    "What’s the weirdest way you have met someone?"

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    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    In real life.

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    #35

    "Do you collect anything random or silly?"

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    Adrian Scarlett
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I collect hobbies.

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    #36

    "Is hot dog a sandwich? Yes or no? Why or why not?"

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    No. Because it's a roll!

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    #37

    150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "What is the weirdest thing that you have put on your pizza?"

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    Caliban Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I’ve cream and sprinkles

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    #38

    "What would be the worst thing for the government to declare illegal?"

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    Angie Falzarano
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    They already have. Taking away women's choice of her body.

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    #39

    "Is a deep dish pizza a casserole?"

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    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Do labels matter?

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    #40

    150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "What is the weirdest thing you are afraid of?"

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    Wonky
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    People.

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    #41

    "What is something that across the board, everyone looks stupid doing?"

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    Sam Wallace
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Brushing your teeth.

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    #42

    "If a squirrel could talk do you think it would have a really high voice or a really low voice?"

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    Sam Wallace
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I don't know. What do you think, Bullwinkle?

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    150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "What is something that hasn’t happened yet, but would certainly break the internet?"

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    Kat Nt
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    The internet breaking

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    #44

    "What quote or saying do people often say, but you believe is complete trash?"

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    'What doesn't kill you, only make you stronger!' Total BS, damage is damage, and it has a lasting effect!

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    #45

    "What is a funny excuse that you have given to leave a party early?"

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    Shine Chisholm
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Bender has my favorite: I'm tired of this room and everyone in it

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    #46

    150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "What is the funniest text you’ve gotten?"

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    fualty
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    A group text thread about how Batman poops while wearing the outfit. The phrase “rectal tube up his Bat Hole” came up and I almost died from laughter

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    #47

    "If you had to change your name to something totally new, what would be your new name?"

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    Rod McCabe
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    ummm ... its specified already "something totally new"

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    #48

    "What would the book about your life be called?"

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    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    "Well, He Tried"

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    #49

    150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "What is the strangest date you’ve been on?"

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Probably the one where she bought her boyfriend along.

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    #50

    "What is the weirdest thing that you find attractive in a person?"

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    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Seeing their back as they leave.

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    #51

    "What is the cheesiest pickup line that someone has used on you?"

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    Hannah
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    As a cashier, I asked a customer if he found everything okay. His response? "Actually, I was looking all over and I just couldn't seem to find... Your number."

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    #52

    150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "If money wasn’t an issue, what would be one of your goals in life?"

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    Shelby Moonheart
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Help as many people as I can.

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    #53

    "What do you wish someone taught you a long time ago?"

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    fualty
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That solid work does not always give you an advantage

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    #54

    "If you could trade lives with one other person who would it be?"

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    Nonesuch
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Mary Magdalene

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    #55

    150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "What is the silliest fear you have?"

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    fualty
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    My feet being under the covers while I sleep. I don’t know why, they just CANNOT be covered

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    #56

    "What is your weirdest quality?"

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    fualty
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Truly enjoying being alone ALL THE TIME. I probably spent 290ish days alone last calendar year. Face-to-face contact makes me feel queasy.

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    #57

    "What friend do you play in your friend group?"

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    You know that weird one that you're sure how they came to be a member of the group, but when you need to talk some serious shite, they give a great unbiased, independent opinion and alway seem to have an answer. And you KNOW they will help you not only hide the body, but will probably carry out the murder for you... Yeah, that me!

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    #58

    150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "In 50 years, what random thing do you think you will be most nostalgic for?"

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    Eledore Massis
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Dailup internet and anonymity.

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    #59

    "What is the worst purchase you’ve made?"

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    Nonesuch
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Cheap underwear

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    #60

    "What is the worst gift that you’ve ever received?"

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    John G
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    High school graduation - pen and pencil set from a relative with the gifters name engraved on it. Of course, they were the rich relatives.

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    #61

    150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "What isn’t real, but you wish was real?"

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    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Time travel, of course.

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    #62

    "What is the most annoying habit that someone else can have?"

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Chewing with their mouth open.

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    #63

    "What part of a kid’s movie completely scarred you when you were younger?"

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    Gingersnap In Iowa
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Flying Monkeys!

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    #64

    150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "What’s the weirdest thing that a guest has done at your house?"

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Tried to buy it (The property).

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    #65

    "What is something that you love that everyone else thinks is gross?"

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    Matthew Gobbell
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Cheddar cheese melted on chocolate cake.

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    #66

    "What kind of music do you like?"

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    Error 404 (He/They)
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Yes

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    #67

    150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "Did you know that penguins have knees?"

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    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    So do bees.

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    #68

    "What's a meal you had for the first time recently that you enjoyed?"

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    fualty
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Turkey meatloaf. I was extremely surprised. Not only good, better than many beef based meatloaves I’ve had

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    #69

    "What was the last board game you played?"

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    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    "9am Meeting"

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    #70

    150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "How do you think the universe ends?"

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    Sam Wallace
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    It gets repossessed when someone finally forgets to pay the bills.

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    #71

    "Tell me an embarrassing, yet funny story."

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    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    After you.

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    #72

    "Which of the Seven Dwarves is most like your personality?"

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    Teresa Yeates
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Sleepy

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    #73

    150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "What is one of the most embarrassing phases you went through?"

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    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Old age.

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    #74

    "What is your go-to joke?"

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    Angie Falzarano
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Why does the Easter bunny hide the eggs? He doesn't want anyone to know his gf is a chicken

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    #75

    "What makes you smile without fail?"

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    Anthony W. Pierson
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Loud farts in total silence in public

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    #76

    150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "Do you think you’d survive a zombie apocalypse? Why or why not?"

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    Shine Chisholm
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I would absolutely not make it, although I have spent a disturbing amount of time trying to figure out the best place in my house to hide out.

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    #77

    "What’s the craziest food you want to try? I’ll make it for us for dinner."

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    Error 404 (He/They)
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    The souls of the innocents

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    #78

    "What is the worst pick-up line that someone has said to you?"

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    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Too far outside my field of experience for me to even be able to come up with a joke about it.

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    #79

    150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "What is a random funny thing that happened to you on vacation one time?"

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    Mira Sandorf
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    On the steps of Sacré Cœur I asked someone to take my picture. He wanted to be in the pic too, so I his friend took the photo. And now I have a photo with a random Aussi that makes me smile every time I see it.

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    #80

    "What is your guilty pleasure?"

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    Rod McCabe
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Being - *ahem* - "arrested" for it.

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    #81

    "When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?"

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Oh, a least once a fortnight.

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    #82

    150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "What is your most bizarre pet peeve?"

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    fualty
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    When people say “a whole ‘nother”. Once you notice it, it’s EVERYWHERE! Even the most well educated, intelligent, well spoken people say this and it drives me bonkers

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    #83

    "What is the strangest situation that you’ve walked into?"

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    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Life.

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    #84

    "Who do you think would be the worst person to get stuck within an elevator?"

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Anyone that panics or suffers anxiety in those kind of situations.

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    #85

    150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "What is the worst advice you received?"

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    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    "Go forth and multiply"

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    #86

    "What’s your favorite way to waste time online?"

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    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Isn't that obvious?

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    #87

    "What is the worst place that you’ve been stuck for a long time?"

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    C Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    State of depression

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    #88

    150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "What do you love to do with your friends?"

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    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Have them for dinner.

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    #89

    "How often do you stay up past 2a.m.?"

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    Angie Falzarano
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    75% of the time

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    #90

    "What movie should be made into a musical?"

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    Teresa Yeates
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Apocolypse now.

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    #91

    150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "What is the most fun thing to do at an amusement park?"

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    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Leave.

    #92

    "What is the strangest thing you’ve been asked in a job interview?"

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    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    "Why are you here?"

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    #93

    "As a kid, did you ever have an imaginary friend?"

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    Shelby Moonheart
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I suppose all the stuffed toys were imaginary friends.

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    #94

    150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "Do you have a signature dance move?"

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    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Belly flop

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    #95

    "What is a silly nickname that you have had?"

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    will
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    one of my brother's friends called me "kidney" once

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    #96

    "If you were a candy bar what candy bar would you be?"

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    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Paybackday

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    #97

    150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "What was your favorite cartoon as a kid?"

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    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    The Watergate hearings

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    #98

    "What is your favorite quote from a movie?"

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    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    "Never tell me the odds!"

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    #99

    "What is the worst text that you’ve ever sent?"

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    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    The one where I accidentally hit "Send" instead of just deleting it.

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    #100

    150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "What movie universe do you want to live in?"

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    Rod McCabe
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Alien.

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    #101

    "If you could master any skill what would it be?"

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    Shelby Moonheart
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Making a residual income.

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    #102

    "Is cereal a soup or salad?"

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Neither, that's why we have a different word for it.

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    #103

    150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "What was your worst fashion disaster?"

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    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Going to school and realizing that I was naked.

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    #104

    "What qualities do you look for in a person? Please tell me humor is one of them. If so, I got you covered."

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    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    You got me covered in what?

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    #105

    "What animal looks the silliest?"

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    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    The one that asks these questions.

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    #106

    150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "What is the best type of bread?"

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    Rod McCabe
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    the (oldschool) "green" kind.

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    #107

    "What fairytale story would you like to be in?"

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    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Bambi, as the mother.

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    #108

    "If you were a minor god in a pantheon, what would you be the god of?"

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    Angie Falzarano
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Kitnan, kitty nanny

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    #109

    150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "Have you ever seen your favorite animal in real life?"

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    Rodney McKay
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    3 years ago

    No, but I see my least favorite all the time.

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    #110

    "Is a burrito a sandwich?"

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    Pandroid Rebellion
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    3 years ago

    No. It's a burrito.

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    #111

    "Is ice cream soup?"

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    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Eventually.

    #112

    150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "What thing in life makes you smile uncontrollably?"

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    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    My jokes.

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    #113

    "What would your dream job combination be? Mine would be a space-cowboy!"

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    Mira Sandorf
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    3 years ago

    Something with cemeteries but without the being outside in bad weather part. Like digitalizing burial records.

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    #114

    "What’s the worst thing about peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?"

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    Hannah
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    3 years ago

    That their kill rate is higher than most foods. Lol

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    #115

    150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "What’s the weirdest smell you have ever smelled?"

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    Rod McCabe
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Its not only weird but worst: rotting potatoes.

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    #116

    "What was the funniest thing you’ve seen recently online?"

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    Kyosuke Izumi
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Rodney's and donkey boi's comments on this post.

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    #117

    "What makes you laugh?"

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    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    The presumption in that question.

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    #118

    150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "What is the weirdest thing that you have ever eaten?"

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    Caliban Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Salmon flavored gelato

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    #119

    "What is the funniest story you know?"

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    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I'm not sure, but I've got an inside scoop on the saddest.

    #120

    "What is the sexiest and least sexy name?"

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    #121

    150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "What is the worst date you’ve ever been on? I promise ours will be the best!"

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    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    The only one.

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    #122

    "What crazy thing do you want to try someday?"

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    Sam Wallace
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    3 years ago

    Immortality. Or immorality. I'm not picky.

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    #123

    "What is your favorite way to show affection?"

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    Eledore Massis
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Stop whatvever I am currently doing and giving them my attention. Then expect compensation for doing so in cuddles.

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    #124

    150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "What is your weirdest deal breaker?"

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    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    An aversion to durian.

    #125

    "What is a quality that you like the most in a partner and a quality that you like the least?"

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    Caliban Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    SPICE- strength, patience, intelligence, compassion, empathy. Least attractive trait: a lack of empathy.

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    #126

    "Where is your favorite place to hangout in the area?"

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    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Right here.

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    #127

    150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "What was the highlight of your week?"

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    Shelby Moonheart
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    FNSP, Friday Night Slumber Party with my husband.

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    #128

    "What is your favorite pick-up line?"

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    David Pierce
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    On three. 1.... 2.....

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    #129

    "What was the weirdest thing about your last romantic relationship?"

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    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    That I'm still in it.

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    #130

    150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "How would you describe your sense of humor?"

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    Joe Hurd
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Dark and twisted

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    #131

    "What is your greatest hope?"

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    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That #151 will be more appropriate for me.

    #132

    "What does love mean to you?"

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    Hannah
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    Love is caring about somebody, not despite their flaws, but regardless. It's putting their needs, not always above, but at least equal to yours. It's doing those tiny, insignificant little things that nobody else would notice or understand, but you do them because it puts a smile on their face. Love is wanting someone to thrive, even if its not with you. It's unconditional. It's knowing that, even if they make you so mad you just wanna shake them, you'd still run to their aid in an emergency. Love is seeing every part of a person, good and bad, and saying "This is somebody I want to share my world with."

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    #133

    150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "What role does laughter play in your life?"

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    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Giving me hernias.

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    #134

    "Which family member are you most like and why?"

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    Gingersnap In Iowa
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    My Great Aunt Harriet because as my Dad says, I will call a spade a f*cking shovel just like Aunt Harriet!

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    #135

    "What is the most interesting thing you have read this week?"

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    Anthony W. Pierson
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    An interesting limerick on the stall of a truck stop bathroom

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    #136

    150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "What book would you bring to a deserted island?"

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    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    One with soft pages.

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    #137

    "Are you a morning person or a night owl?"

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    Angie Falzarano
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Night owl definitely

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    #138

    "What do you do to get rid of stress?"

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    Wiccan Crone
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Smoke the best flower. (It's legal recreationally here in Michigan!)

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    #139

    150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "What is the biggest diss you can think of?"

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    Hannah
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    My favorite diss of all time came from a child at my work. Super angry at her brother, she goes "youre the ugliest flower! More uglier than grass! I hope nobody ever picks you!". . . I mean as a kid it's a mean enough statement. As an ADULT? "I hope nobody ever picks you" is just really really hard. 🤣

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    #140

    "Do you curse often? If so, what is your go to cursing insult?"

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    David Pierce
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

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    #141

    "What is your favorite indoor activity?"

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    Joe Hurd
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Sleeping

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    #142

    150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "Where’s your favorite place to nap and why?"

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    Shelby Moonheart
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    In bad. It's the most comfortable place.

    #143

    "What is the weirdest habit that you have?"

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    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Getting up in the morning, though I'm trying to get out of it.

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    #144

    "Do you think there are aliens on other planets?"

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    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    By definition.

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    #145

    150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "What was your favorite restaurant as a kid (Yes, Chuck E Cheese counts)?"

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    Pandroid Rebellion
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Chevy's TexMex. It is inedible now. Really sad what more management does.

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    #146

    "What is your favorite drink to order at a bar?"

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    Eledore Massis
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Berry gin

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    #147

    "What’s your favorite thing about a first date?"

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    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Scoring one.

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    #148

    150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "What is the best purchase you’ve made?"

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    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Headphones with noise cancellation.

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    #149

    "What animal do you think is the worst?"

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    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    Humans, of course. But the most nutritious.

    #150

    150 Funny Conversation Starters To Break The Ice Smoothly "What celebrity would you trade lives with?"

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    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    God.