There is something about the “distance” (from consequences) that makes texting easier than other forms of communication. This is all well and good until one realizes that also means that inhibitions are down. The result is that people can and will say the wildest things through instant messaging.
In case you’ve been fortunate enough to avoid anything like this, we’ve gathered screenshots of some of the funniest, most unhinged text conversations people have experienced. Get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your thoughts and stories in the comments section down below.
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His Dad Discussing His Mistakes
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Got Straight Up Neutered
In the year 2026 we have reached a point where a ringing phone is basically considered a declaration of war or at the very least a significant breach of social protocol. We have collectively decided that if a thought cannot be expressed in a text it probably does not need to be shared at all.
Modern texting habits have evolved into a complex dance of tiny blue bubbles and carefully curated punctuation that would make a Victorian poet weep with confusion. It is no longer just about sending a message because it is about the subtext and the timing and the terrifying psychological weight of those three little bouncing dots.
That’s What Friends Are For
My Mom Dropped Me Off Today For College Freshman Orientation And She Sends Me This
Battling For My Spot In Hell
Savage! Someone I know had a mate called 'two-stroke' for this reason 🤣
When we see someone typing we hold our breath as if we are watching a high stakes thriller movie only for the dots to disappear and leave us in a state of existential dread. This phenomenon of texting anxiety is well documented and research published in Psychological Reports suggests that the ambiguity of digital communication can trigger significant stress responses in our brains. We are constantly trying to decode the tone of a period at the end of a sentence which can feel like a cold slap in the face even if the sender just meant to use proper grammar.
Wet Wipe
Oh Dear
Me_irl
Butter than the cheesey response I had curdling, but that's the whey it is.
Emojis have also become a secondary language that changes faster than the weather in a tropical storm. If you are still using the crying laughing emoji in 2026 you might as well be sending a telegram from the nineteenth century because the youth have moved on to the skull emoji or the loud crying face to represent humor.
Polite
Hamgurber
I used to keep a pad and pen by the bed but gave it up because the entries inevitably were things like, "Wrffsnrggl!" and "chicken monkeys!"
I Thought You Liked Me
This linguistic shift is fascinating because it shows how we use digital icons to replace the physical gestures and facial expressions that are lost in a text. A study from the University of Tokyo explored how brain activity differs when we process emojis versus actual human faces and it turns out we have learned to treat these little yellow circles as genuine emotional cues.
He Had It Coming
Fact: Most Girls Can't Tell Difference Between A 5'10 And 6
Omelette
This is why a text that says we need to talk followed by a smiling face feels like a threat from a horror movie villain while the same words with no emoji just feels like a standard workplace meeting request. We are essentially using tiny cartoons to keep our relationships from collapsing under the weight of accidental rudeness.
It Was His Other GF
Reminds me of a wife telling her husband "when I die, I want you to marry again; I want you to be happy" "ok, I will" "and you can give her my golf clubs" "ok" "and give her my clothes" "don't be silly - your clothes are way too big for her"
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Extreme Farts
Then we have the rise of the voice note which has turned our private messages into a series of unedited podcasts that no one asked for. In 2026 it is not uncommon to receive a seven minute audio file from a friend who could have sent a three word text but decided instead to share their stream of consciousness while walking through a grocery store.
Always Nice To Get An Honest Opinion From Your Best Friend About A Certain Look You're Trying Out
Man I Hate Facebook
My Boss Doesn’t Speak Good English So I Get Texts Like This Often
This is precious. I had a delightful co-worker from Brasil when I was in grad school and she would say the most delightful things. "I am so cold today, look to my arms - do you see the duckbumps?" or "I am so delighted to meet you, parents of Multa Nocte, but you cannot be the parents - you are too new!" or "I have to go across campus, so I will be walking by feet." I loved it SO much. What courage to move to another country when English is not your primary language, and both she and her husband were getting doctorates!
This trend reflects our desire for more intimate and authentic connection in an increasingly automated world. Research highlighted by The British Psychological Society indicates that the human voice conveys a level of empathy and nuance that text simply cannot match. Even though we complain about the length of these notes we secretly appreciate the effort because it proves that a real person is on the other side of the glass. It is a strange middle ground between a phone call and a text that allows us to be heard without the pressure of a real time conversation.
The Reason I Love My Wife
Artificial intelligence has also entered the chat in a big way and most of us are now using smart replies that suggest we say sounds good or see you then with a single tap. This has created a weird reality where we are essentially letting robots talk to other robots on our behalf while we just supervise the interaction.
This Why I Be Off Camera
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I Wouldn't Know How To Recover After This
While this saves time it also raises questions about the future of human sincerity in digital spaces. According to a report on digital communication trends our reliance on these tools is reshaping the way we construct our social identities. We have to wonder if we are becoming more efficient or if we are just becoming more predictable. If the AI knows exactly what I was going to say anyway then it feels like the technology is doing the heavy lifting of my personality.
Mercedes Car
I See My Future And It's Bright
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As long as there are screens to tap on and people to reach we will keep sending those little bubbles of text across the ether and hoping that the person on the other side sends a skull emoji back. It is the modern way of saying I see you and I hear you and I also think that video you sent was hilarious.
My Friend Sent This To Another Friend Today
Insulting The Only Child
A Riding Mower In Exchange For An Almost $20,000 Car
That Must’ve Hurt
My Friend’s Way Of Keeping Me Humble
Aunt Gave Birth Yesterday And Grandpa Was Very Excited
Clare Seems Supportive
Autocorrect Set It Up, All I Had To Do Was Swing
What did one cannibal say to the other? Does this clown taste funny to you? Thank you and I will let myself out.
