50 Funny Work Memes To Take Your Mind Off Of Emails And Deadlines For Just A Moment

This!

My boss tells about these educational opportunities we should try to go to, which are always scheduled in the middle of the day - we work in a hospital lab that is understaffed. There is no possible way we can just walk away from our work for a 1-2 hour webinar. Thanks for the useless info!

Or if you're my boss, you want me to spend a great deal of time writing you an email explaining everything that I'm supposed to be doing. Then you'll want to know why I'm behind on my work.

Thursday morning was a 3-hour all hands meeting. Friday was an almost 5 hour award ceremony. No wonder I can't get caught up.

Yes

‘You’re new here, right? So you should know how everything works and have absolutly zero questions.’

I quit trying to assist after hearing, "that's not the way I was trained", too many times.

The cool thing about not being trained properly is you get to guess at what you're doing and live in constant anxiety that you'll be reprimanded for something you didn't even know you were supposed to be doing! It's like playing 20 questions but nobody else knows the answer, either!

Wait is this my ex byotch manager that just fired me?

I worked one job for 12 years without a promotion. I KNEW how every manager got the job and skill and experience had very little to do with it. They promoted guys who drank with the boss on weekends. I'm the kind of person who told him what he needed to hear not what he wanted to hear so I never got promoted.

There was a mortgage company shut down and at least 1/2 the employees lied on their resumes to come work at the bank I was at after I left that miserable inbred place (as in everyone was married to, related to, sleeping with or best friends with everyone else). Upper management knew and closed it down for that and other reasons. Amazing how many had management experience. 🙄🙄

I hv a friend whose new boss is as toxic as I've ever seen. She's been there 12 yrs. New boss is doing all she can to make her quit. Steals credit for friend's work. She's at a loss to stop this. She's honest & until got new boss loved her job. Now she's hating every minute.

If you look at who fails up, you will see a pattern. One specific demographic is hired for "potential", where others need a proven track record they rarely get the opportunity to build.

I wonder how some people in management get themselves dressed every morning !

How you like me now?

And the accuser never gets punished. Keep doing s****y things. Somehow gets promoted while you're stuck. Let's be real petty revenge only happens on reddit. The real answer is f*****g quit that s****y job.

I get azula vibes from that person on the photo

That's literally the only reason to be there. Edit : typo

Sure AF not here for the damn conversations.

It ain't a hobby......

Like eating

I hear prison food isn't so good, so I refrain from ending my coworkers.

I want to know what that creature is and where it is from

Worked the same job for 12 years. Never promoted. Quit, bounced around a couple years, started a job a couple years ago and promoted twice in the same year. Really regret wasting a decade working for that prick.

Except he got to just hang out, socialize at lavish functions, travel the world, and do nothing while waiting for that promotion. Now that he has the job, nothing much has changed.

I admire the late Queen Elizabeth II's commitment to service to her country and people but I do feel she could have abdicated after 50 years, like some other European monarchs (most recently Queen Margrethe of Denmark) to give King Charles III a go of it...

Lucky!

Been there. Showing initiative = more work.

It will you get you that promotion that is all title and no money

Minimum wage, minimum effort!

Usually at the end of a loooong day- (look away, don't look! keep moving...)

Walked in on a cook doing a server in the storeroom. Backed the hell out, closed the door, went back to work. Good times.

I'm way ahead of you. I already hate the whole month.

Way ahead of you. I already quit my job.

I like this one.

I hate saturdays

That is always a strange feeling of being surprised, impressed & proud

I left one job and forwarded to my personal email all email strings that were not considered proprietary. Stuff went down, I had the receipts, it cost the company some money.

I would periodically archive my work emails. When I was load off, I had copies of all that. Nothing really happened but you never know so I save everything.

Just in case someone says you didn't announce the birth of Uuno Klami.

Remember Benson's P-mail? His physical mail? He kept a physical copy of all of his emails, with a water mark and everything. "Got the date wrong?" He's gonna blow this thing wide open

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