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BlastCabbage • upvoted 15 items 8 months ago

30 Of The Most Embarrassing High School Memories, As Shared By Our Community

45 Hilariously Relatable Friendship Memes To Share With Your Best Friend

Maybe it’s because you complain too much.

30 Spicy Memes That Showcase The Challenging, Yet Hilarious Parts Of Parenting

AYOOOOO

30 Times Kids Wrote The Darnedest Notes Their Parents Couldn’t Help But Share

selling

People With Dark Humor Will Probably Like 20 Comics I Created

Well, you kinda did idk if you stole it from people on this thread, but that is like 3 years old and so many people use it like it’s original.

50 Hilarious Times Pets Didn’t Get Away With Stealing Food (New Pics)

Ah yes, look at that very bad person intentionally feeding chocolate to the dog.

50 Hilarious Times Pets Didn’t Get Away With Stealing Food (New Pics)

True, but I don't think they intended for him to eat this and they're just as concerned!

30 Times “Xavier” Shared Hilarious Posts On Social Media (New Pics)

Standard-a*s high school girl handwriting. Thank you, I thought maybe it was just me.

30 Times “Xavier” Shared Hilarious Posts On Social Media (New Pics)

That's just normal handwriting.

50 People Who Came Back From A Beauty Salon Probably Having A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

It's not that bad...:/

Person Wonders “What Eventually Disappeared Without Anyone Noticing?”, Receives 35 Various Replies

My door is a door, not a jar. Stupid car. 🤨

“Worst Buy”: 50 ‘Products’ You Should Never Ever Buy (New Pics)

Here but come on no comments about the beyond penis?

30 Extremely Embarrassing Pics That Might Hurt To Look At (New Pics)

I read it as sarcasm. A lot of anime appears to sexualize underage girls. This is because as a product of Japanese culture, it does exactly that. Their joke is that not one artist is able to do it differently, thus it seems impossible. The follow up joke is a reference to the notion that girls who dress that way must want it. This is satire, because the girls are wearing what ever the artists decides. But perhaps I've misread it.

“Worst Buy”: 50 ‘Products’ You Should Never Ever Buy (New Pics)

Maybe if it read Pig Penises, Bored Panda censor would allow it

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BlastCabbage • upvoted 8 items 9 months ago

Of All The Dogs I've Ever Had, He's The Worst One

'Insane People Online': 29 Of The Most Outrageous Posts Spotted On The Web

I also hate gambling but addiction is addiction and these people are not "addicted to losing money", they are addicted to the thought that the next bet will be 'the big one' which will bring big rewards.

Of All The Dogs I've Ever Had, He's The Worst One

'Insane People Online': 29 Of The Most Outrageous Posts Spotted On The Web

This Twitter Page Gets Odder And Odder With Each Post, So Here Are 30 Of The Weirdest Ones

Uuuh captain obvious! S that you??

Hey Pandas, What Is The Strangest Compliment That You’ve Ever Received?

40 Times People Summarized Data In Interesting Charts That Might Clear Some Things Up For You

The roombas suction area is bigger than the light,

40 New Comics That Feature Animals In Funny Situations By Captainscratchy

Yeah...they'd probably enjoy being probed

Bratty Cousin Stole My Netflix Password And When I Changed It He Wants Me To It To Him

An Artist Portrays Everyday Life, And His Sense Of Humor Is Quite Unique (21 New Pics)

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BlastCabbage • upvoted 17 items 10 months ago

35 Times People Online Were Better Than Google At Identifying Unknown Objects (New Pics)

🤦‍♀️🙈 sorry!

35 Times People Online Were Better Than Google At Identifying Unknown Objects (New Pics)

The spikes go on the outside so the wolf can't bite the neck of the dog

35 Times People Online Were Better Than Google At Identifying Unknown Objects (New Pics)

🤦‍♀️🙈 sorry!

35 Times People Online Were Better Than Google At Identifying Unknown Objects (New Pics)

The spikes go on the outside so the wolf can't bite the neck of the dog

35 Times People Online Were Better Than Google At Identifying Unknown Objects (New Pics)

that is so dumb. Let's show the world hwo green we are by producing more plastic!

50 Of The Most Creative And Interesting Bus Stops All Over The World

Please stop being negative on peoples posts

"Sets Timers Instead Of Alarms": 30 People Share Hilarious And Sometimes Cringe "Beige Flags"

People want to be asked. It shows you care and are taking an interest in their lives. People who don’t ask are narcissists, in my opinion

40 ‘Butterfly Effect’ Stories Where Seemingly Insignificant Choices Had A Great Effect On These People’s Lives

Most of these storys lack the unexpected effect down the road. "I made a decision once and it generally benefited my life so I don't regret it" is not what butterfly effect means.

40 ‘Butterfly Effect’ Stories Where Seemingly Insignificant Choices Had A Great Effect On These People’s Lives

The post should just be re-named "life-changing decisions". No butterflies in there.

40 ‘Butterfly Effect’ Stories Where Seemingly Insignificant Choices Had A Great Effect On These People’s Lives

So while I'm happy for the folks in many of these stories, I feel like many don't understand what "butterfly effect" means lol

40 ‘Butterfly Effect’ Stories Where Seemingly Insignificant Choices Had A Great Effect On These People’s Lives

What I’ve learned from this post is that people don’t understand the assignment.

40 ‘Butterfly Effect’ Stories Where Seemingly Insignificant Choices Had A Great Effect On These People’s Lives

But how is it a butterfly effect?

"Cats That Heal Your Depression": 50 Pics Of Adorable Felines Who Don't Even Know What Power They Hold

Two little cuties ❤️❤️

50 Of The Best Ads Companies Have Ever Run

What's the "flexing big words they googled" phobia?

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Thoughts On The Missing Submarine?

Someone Liked The Taste Of Butter Chicken

Someone Left The Peanut Butter On The Counter

When You Leave The Yogurt Unattended

50 Times Designers Didn't Forget To Include 'Fun' When Designing Furniture

stop telling other people how to organize THEIR stuff

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BlastCabbage • submitted a new post 1 year ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What's The Best Photo Of Your Pet?

BlastCabbage • submitted a list addition 12 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Made You Laugh This Week? (Closed)

BlastCabbage • submitted 5 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Funniest Lie You've Convinced A Child Was True? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Us Your Creepy Drawings (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Did As A Kid And Now Realize How Much Of A Dumb Child You Were?

Hey Pandas, What Was Your "It's My Time To Shine" Moment? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If You Could Save One Animal From Extinction What Would It Be?

BlastCabbage • commented on a post 10 months ago

These 45 Cats Had A Lot To Meow About, And Their Owners Caught Them Doing Just That

much love to you guys

BlastCabbage • commented on 8 posts 11 months ago

Hey Pandas, Find The Funniest Stock Photo On The Internet (Closed)

WOAH THERE

The Internet Thinks These Movies Are More Terrifying Than Any Horror Film, Here Are The 30 Best Examples

i hated every second. not because it was boring, i just felt so bad for everyone and it drained all my happiness watching that

39 Giggle-Worthy Memes Where Birds Took Center Stage

Okay but let's just agree if they stack plus fours I am leaving.

These 50 People Came Across The Most Horrific Things Mother Nature Ever Produced, Took Pics And Shared Them Online

this was in my school recess yard.

50 Funny Brain Memes That Might Get You Thinking

south park?

50 Hilarious Memes Shared Every Hour By This Twitter Account

its a stream

35 Horrible Food Pics That Look Anything But Appetizing

spookie indeed, im absoloutely terrified

"Oddly Accurate Insults": 50 Times People Roasted Someone In Just The Right Way

what.

BlastCabbage • commented on a post 12 months ago

"Oddly Accurate Insults": 50 Times People Roasted Someone In Just The Right Way

looks like i have to edit my comment because people are mad :(

BlastCabbage • commented on 10 posts 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Show Us Your Creepy Drawings (Closed)

sorry it was glitching- thanks, I'm pretty young so I have a lot to learn

Hey Pandas, Show Us Your Creepy Drawings (Closed)

I tried making the eyes look slightly sunken but I feel like it's not scary enough.

50 Funny And Wholesome Memes That Are Just Harmless, As Shared On "Respectful Memes" (New Pics)

HE LOOKS JUST LIKE MY GRANDPA

35 “Manic Pixie Dream Girl” Things Women Used To Do, Thinking It Made Them So Cool And Mysterious

how did you know. thats all i used to play

40 Adverts That Were So Funny And Weird, They Just Had To Be Shamed In This Online Group

i can't even see it!! maybe it says halifax england?

30 Hilarious Conversations That People Overheard In L.A. And Decided Were Too Good Not To Share (New Pics)

I don't get it

This Facebook Group Is Full Of The Funniest And Craziest Signs Found In Public, And Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones

ahem.... "username checks out"

Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Experienced The Mandela Effect? (Closed)

if you respond your goated 😭

Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Experienced The Mandela Effect, And What Happened?

What character ??

“Human Body Facts That Will 100% Trigger You”: 27 Obscure Yet Terrifying Facts About Us Revealed By This TikToker

not trying to be rude but this comment is stolen

BlastCabbage • upvoted 19 items 8 months ago

30 Extremely Embarrassing Pics That Might Hurt To Look At (New Pics)

50 People Who Came Back From A Beauty Salon Probably Having A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

It's not that bad...:/

“Worst Buy”: 50 ‘Products’ You Should Never Ever Buy (New Pics)

Maybe if it read Pig Penises, Bored Panda censor would allow it

“Worst Buy”: 50 ‘Products’ You Should Never Ever Buy (New Pics)

Here but come on no comments about the beyond penis?

40 Moments In Time That Were Hyped Back In The Day But Aged Oddly

Okay grandpa

45 Hilariously Relatable Friendship Memes To Share With Your Best Friend

Maybe it’s because you complain too much.

30 Of The Most Embarrassing High School Memories, As Shared By Our Community

30 Spicy Memes That Showcase The Challenging, Yet Hilarious Parts Of Parenting

AYOOOOO

30 Times “Xavier” Shared Hilarious Posts On Social Media (New Pics)

That's just normal handwriting.

30 Times “Xavier” Shared Hilarious Posts On Social Media (New Pics)

Standard-a*s high school girl handwriting. Thank you, I thought maybe it was just me.

Person Wonders “What Eventually Disappeared Without Anyone Noticing?”, Receives 35 Various Replies

My door is a door, not a jar. Stupid car. 🤨

People With Dark Humor Will Probably Like 20 Comics I Created

Well, you kinda did idk if you stole it from people on this thread, but that is like 3 years old and so many people use it like it’s original.

50 Hilarious Times Pets Didn’t Get Away With Stealing Food (New Pics)

Ah yes, look at that very bad person intentionally feeding chocolate to the dog.

50 Hilarious Times Pets Didn’t Get Away With Stealing Food (New Pics)

True, but I don't think they intended for him to eat this and they're just as concerned!

Of All The Dogs I've Ever Had, He's The Worst One

When You Leave The Yogurt Unattended

Someone Liked The Taste Of Butter Chicken

Someone Left The Peanut Butter On The Counter

30 Times Kids Wrote The Darnedest Notes Their Parents Couldn’t Help But Share

selling

BlastCabbage • upvoted an item 9 months ago

'Insane People Online': 29 Of The Most Outrageous Posts Spotted On The Web

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