“Oddly Accurate Insults”: 50 Times People Roasted Someone In Just The Right Way

Technically America has no national language. Edit: guys, I'm really sorry, I meant to write national.i think I was just really tired and my brain autocorrected.

too funny

Ouch. Okay, that was fair.

Accurate 🤣

This is why I'm glad my job isn't social in anyway

deserves more votes. it's short but witty

Looks like a pretty likely scandinavian uni life scenario to me..

Is that for real that guy's house? Because I really agree with the community college comment.

Bean-bag shaped mayonaise-filled men. 😂

Universities about to save this photo for next year's tour guide books

how dare you insult pineapples

Future Boy 😂 I'm going to start using that when people do gadget things 😂 Nevermind I'm only 30

This one is great!

There's no Daphne purple at all and very little Fred. She's actually just another weird Velma reboot.

Aw grandma's are wise tho. But they just love to give love. Except mine☹️☹️

At first I thought she'd been strangled!

Get that booger hook off the bang switch, Chad.

Ok my only talent is breathing badly

Explains why I was nudged around with a long stick

In the game Sonic the hedgehog, when you get hit, all the coins you've collected go flying over the place.

I don't even need to do that; there's three guys on my cul-de-sac who look like that.

Lin Manuel Miranda really let this gem slip by

Now that it's been pointed out it totally does, but I honestly don't know how someone could see this on their own

What happened to that chick from transformers?

Well if the left one knows how you die, it must be the most harrowing, brutal, ravenous, torturous, drawn-out case of murder ever known to man because she looks seriously uncomfortable

He would make a great Professor Snape.

Yet I don't know who she is.

How does JB look like he's a 57 yr old gym teacher and a kid at the same time? Meanwhile RuPaul looks the same as he did 30 years ago.

That's hilarious! I never thought of it that way!

You don't look too baaaaaaad

You're wrong JLo! I'm 41 and still entirely useless.

well we're waiting take off his glasses

I kind of accidentally gave my cat acid back in high school. Don’t downvote me. It was a true accident. We had a great trip and then she slept for two days😂

What exactly is in that garlic sauce? Is it Papa John's sweat? Because this picture is making me think it's Papa's sweat.

That's not just a roast, it's cremation lol

Why didn't they put a pic of the creatures? That would fit better than just a bigger pic of Wendy Williams

True. But the woman can sure as f**k sing!

He also yells that you don't get a soup.

I'd say more Toyota Corolla than Honda accord

He reminds me of an earlier gen synth in Fallout 4. He looks so real he ALMOST passes for human.

This is just sad.

He's being compared to Mark Zuckerberg, I fail to see how that is not an insult..

"Seriously, do I look like a cop?"

Looks like the son of Boris Johnson.

lol

where are my trenchcoat pandas we need confirmation

Umm…it’s actually bigger than the entire US and headed towards Texas. Unbelievable that we are destroying our planet!

Furries seem like a fun group. But I just can't get past how hot those costumes must be.

to *kimfinity* and beyond

isn't that james from theodd1sout?

Honestly that's a compliment!

She sexts like it's a school essay and she's trying to reach the word limit

Just looks like bad ‘80s to me!

He’s the thing in the awful animated toenail fungus commercial.

Noooo! Continue using your creativity for evil because it is f@cking hilarious

The C major scale is the only major scale made up of all white keys, btw.

but jar jar showed the jedi his city (i forgot the name) after this scene

And Americans eat like the Germans have landed and they have 24 hours to live, max.

How exactly did she ask for this particular pose?

Well, at least he won't have to worry about "Yo momma" jokes.

This is the picture you see when you look up "OMG!" in the dictionary.

He's handsome in both! But he looks happier in the second picture and that's enough reason to change something you choose to change. Who cares what anyone else thinks as long as he is happy with himself!

I mean..... images-11-...c01c0.jpeg

First class costs way more than $400.

Instead, pipe down....

Not getting this one

Accurate