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You never know what you’re going to find on sites like Facebook Marketplace and eBay. There could be a great deal on used electronics or a creepy doll that looks like it would make you the star of your very own, real-life horror film. There are plenty of people out there posting questionable ads on these sites, and no one knows that better than the members of “Uninspiring Adverts”.

Below, we’ve gathered some of the funniest and most bizarre offers that have been shared in this Facebook group for you pandas to enjoy. Be sure to upvote the ones you can’t imagine anyone actually purchasing, and keep reading to find an interview with Owen Dawson, the group’s creator.

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Jessica Rose Report

Ember
Community Member
3 years ago

At least they’re honest….lol

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    #2

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    Owen Dawson Report

    JB
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    ready for your album cover apparently

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    #3

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    Flora Cate Report

    Clay S.
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Who wouldn't want a life size stuffed tiger though?

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    #4

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    Mike Heffernan Report

    Mavis
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I like it. Also I'd advise the boyfriend to leave. Her attitude sucks.

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    #5

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    Owen Dawson Report

    SmartBaby
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    I have so many questions: 1. Why is the guy shirtless 2. Why is there a woman crying in the corner 3. Is she crying because he’s selling the tommy girl? 4. Is her name tommy? 5. Wtf is wrong with his facial expression

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    #6

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    Owen Dawson Report

    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I love a good empromnada

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    #7

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    Owen Dawson Report

    Nenya
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz…

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    #8

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    Sarah Loudon Report

    Clay S.
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    How to become single on valentine's day

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    #9

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    Stuart Byrne Report

    JB
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Totes legit

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    #10

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    Flora Cate Report

    g90814
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    cat (named 'Banana') for scale.

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    #11

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    Jessica LP Report

    David
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    If that is an actual drawing it is pretty good but the "shrine" aspect is rather weird.

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    #12

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    Rachel Kabambe Report

    Peppy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Does the puncher come out fighting?

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    #13

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    Ruby Tuesday Kemp Report

    Sergio Bicerra
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    They misspelled ' Frying trap'

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    #14

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    Al Bigg Report

    JoMeBee
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    What is creepier? The clown or whatever is hanging behind the clown...? Looks like a well-lit house of horrors!

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    #15

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    Kate Greene Report

    Amy E
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Hope they took enough pictures

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    #16

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    Owen Dawson Report

    JoMeBee
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Looks like Jordon has sold all of his clothes!

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    #17

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    Kirsty Bryan Report

    JoMeBee
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Not creepy at all...

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    #18

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    Jackie Holmes Report

    brodie
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    i’m assuming that “beds” does not mean “bedrooms” in the listing..

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    #19

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    Owen Dawson Report

    Mrs Irish Mom
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Still fun 😂🤣 tell her face that

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    #20

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    Chris Sulman Report

    Mavis
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I'm glad they have the certificate of ownership....I don't want to be buying no s**t.

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    #21

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    Rob Tatton Report

    Clay S.
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This one of those people who hoarded toilet paper at the start of the pandemic?

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    #22

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    Mickety McSpangle Report

    Seamus Crumley
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Is there really a market for a pope cutter? There is only one around at a time.

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    #23

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    Bea Morbidge Report

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Very nice...if your house is decorated in Abandoned Asylum.

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    #24

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    Rachel Burton Report

    David
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    When you are a Roman emperor who hooked up with an alien but your deformed love child died so you commemorate it with a coin.

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    #25

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    Owen Dawson Report

    Jennik
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That poor car has a nasty hernia.

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    #26

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    Flora Cate Report

    A Wild Bean
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Pepper Pigs lol

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    #27

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    Julia Meehan Report

    Jennik
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    You know how when you eat sweetcorn...

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    #28

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    Helen Price Report

    Peppy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This isn’t an argument, it’s just a series of contradictory statements.

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    #29

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    Jen Dabinett Report

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I have so many questions. Why is the picture sideways? Where are the dresses? Who the heck is Chester?

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    #30

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    Su Jones Report

    OutspokenHBW
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I'm tellin' ya, the chickens is organized.

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    #31

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    Andy Hiley Report

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    £48 for a night in the murde....um...cozy cabin in the woods.

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    #32

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    Jon Bennett Report

    Peppy
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    Does this go with the hot tub puncher?

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    #33

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    Owen Dawson Report

    Corvus
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Surely you mean "cheese lung"?

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    #34

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    Susie Watts Report

    Amy E
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Eww

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    #35

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    Sam Chappell Report

    Clay S.
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Wonder why he moved to his moms...

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    #36

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    Lisa Jane Report

    Seamus Crumley
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Not better than coming home from work and cuddling up to a nice wooden rug.

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    #37

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    Flora Cate Report

    RMA
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    My husband - who mixes with the masses more than I do - says this should be ‘brand new’.

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    #38

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    Shelly Bridden Report

    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    “For the last time, Hank, stop asking me to ‘wash your wood’.”

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    #39

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    Sarah Prattki Report

    Mrs Irish Mom
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Found in back of washing machine, some new, all odd

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    #40

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    Flora Cate Report

    Jojo Armani
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    When is Batpa for sale?

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    #41

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    Lindsey Rd Report

    JB
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    To go with your new tanning bed! (See above)

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    #42

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    Flora Cate Report

    Seamus Crumley
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    They look like lady hands. She could have at least gave it back to him, instead of making a profit on his misery.

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    #43

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    Rose ER Report

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    So it’s framed trash?

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    #44

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    Ingrid Allen Report

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    You couldn’t even give those away to a charity shop! Just chuck them out

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    #45

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    Emma Fleming Report

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Why, what's happening at bedtime?

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    #46

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    Lisa Ormesher Report

    Marcos Valencia
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Nice to see people being so authentic and shameless.

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    #47

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    Kim Allibone Report

    JL
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I'd say more than a lick of paint is needed.

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    #48

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    Ellie Bennett Report

    g90814
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I will buy each separately, thanks.

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    #49

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    Colin Berrisford Report

    Mabelbabel
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    On the positive side, it definitely looks like him. You too could have a decapitated Bond on your mantelpiece...

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    #50

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    Emma Meen Report

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Being that his whole head is wrinkled, I'm sure he wouldn't mind a small wrinkle or two on a lady friend, right?

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    #51

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    Andy Cameron Report

    Marcos Valencia
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    It looks more than someone got an ultimatum.

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    #52

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    Emily Kate Smith Report

    Corvus
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Was the doll recovered from Chernobyl?

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    #53

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    Flora Cate Report

    User# 6
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Are they selling an evil cow?

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    #54

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    Hannah Liddle Report

    A C
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Is it in bath? (The town somewhere in England and every state in the eastern US!?)

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    #55

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    Sally Lynch Report

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    Please just put that poor thing out of its misery

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    #56

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    Nic Grainge Report

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I don't know, Patrick, what sings and tells jokes?

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    #57

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    Ian Finlow Report

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Did St. Patrick pass away or something?

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    #58

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    Kirsty Scammell Report

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    Ngl I’d buy this, I LOVE double decker but I can’t get them cause I live in the US. If you have never experienced the joy that is double decker bars, they’re rice candy on top of nougat, covered in European chocolate, which we all know is infinitely superior to American chocolate.

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    #59

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    Flora Cate Report

    Persephone
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    They are in nice shape, but why stand there when you could put a banana on a perch?

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    #60

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    Sara Wilson Report

    JB
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Not very old. Only from the 70's/80's

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    #61

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    Owen Dawson Report

    mhoulden
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    "I warned next door's kids, but did they listen?"

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    #62

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    Toby Kenchington Report

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I hope the fire is in better condition than the phone.

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    #63

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    Milz Batchelor Report

    Jan Rosier
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Hm, 'drain your dragon'... slang for, euhm, what actually?

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    #64

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    Gail Southern Report

    Kaiserfranzgirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    What's weird about this?

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