50 Cursed Adverts From &#8216;Ads With Threatening Auras&#8217; (New Pics)

Al Cook 4 years ago

That works just too perfectly, amazing work somebody!

39points

F. H. 4 years ago

The ad guy?

7points

glowworm2 4 years ago

Why does this work so well?

18points

Sanni Salo 4 years ago

Because it was designed that way?

19points

Jacob Nunez 4 years ago

HUNT THE VULNERABLE CHILDREN AND WOMAN TO GIVE THIER BLOOD TO THE BLOOD GOD

14points

Windy Bogart 4 years ago

Skulls for the skull throne

5points

Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago

This was obviously made on purpose, lol. It's probably a real ad, not just some layered ads that somebody ripped up on the subway

13points

Sawdust 4 years ago

Yeah, it must be...But if it was an ad for Aldi, would Aldi have permission to use a government logo in the other half of the ad? (And if it was an ad for the police, would the government include Aldi in their ad?) ??

9points

Sylvie Ya 4 years ago

This has to be fake. Vulnerable is spelled wrong. Or did I just miss the point?? 🙈

9points

Ethan Lang 3 years ago

Yes you missed the point

1point

Seabeast 4 years ago

This has to be photoshopped.

7points

F. H. 4 years ago

I think it's just a joint ad and British humor.

10points

karl briggs 4 years ago

Photoshop much?

6points

Traniel Ditasavit 4 years ago

Best duel ad I’ve ever seen.

3points

XenoMurph 4 years ago

Dual.... unless they have agreed to fight... I'm placing my money on the cabbage in this duel.

2points

Stew 3 years ago

Imagine fruit cakes and cheesy superintendents walking around.

2points

Stew 3 years ago

And the biggest cabbage in the UK with a sausage paired up....trying to hunt down vulnerable women and children.

1point

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Weird-Ads-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

577points

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redties_and_blackparades 4 years ago

N o

186points

Petra, princess of Brigid 4 years ago

h e l l n o

17points

Rijkærd 4 years ago

I'd happily choose death over watching that movie again..

36points

Monday 4 years ago

You watched it and survived??

22points

XenoMurph 4 years ago (edited)

Have you watched the short motion picture detailing the activies regarding two ladies and a receptacle?

4points

Urbosa 4 years ago

Which movie?😉

4points

Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

Well, that escalated quickly.

23points

Eppe 4 years ago

Why is that movie even on Netflix? (No I'm not jokingly talking about A Bug's Life)

18points

Aroace tiger (any pronouns) 4 years ago

BUG IS BUG

15points

ZAPanda 4 years ago

exactly.

0points

Kishibe Angelo 4 years ago

damn thats a big boy step

13points

Tinykame 4 years ago

Off a cliff

1point

Ember 4 years ago

WTF???

10points

Hannah Edwards 4 years ago

Not how it works Netflix.

7points

Ozymandias73 4 years ago

One of these "bugs" is not the same

6points

Steve Fischer 4 years ago

Would it really be a disaster if solar flairs destroyed the internet?

5points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

Yeah. I like the internet.

0points

When Bored Panda spoke with Áron Somos, the founder of the group, he told us that 'Ads with threatening auras' is actually the second popular group that he's created.

“I created this page based on previous experience and on the back of an idea,” he said. “Roughly ten years ago, when Facebook introduced the group feature, I created one for a particular car model, solely to experiment with this function. A year-and-a-half in, that group started to explode and is currently at 112K members.”

This means that it's still ahead of 'Ads with threatening auras.' But for how long?

#3

Weird-Ads-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

570points

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Mad Dragon 4 years ago

Pokémon Go is low-key trying to kill you.

262points

Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago

There's nothing low-key about sending you out into a bullet filled tornado, lol.

49points

Lioness Nature 4 years ago

So many people literally running in the damn street and getting hit then wanting to sue the game companies. Like really, you couldn't seperate a game from reality to keep yourself safe for just a second? What did you think would happen?

3points

EEF🤓 4 years ago

It doesn't help that lots of idiots play it on highways and piers :)

3points

Asher Williams 4 years ago

mmmm yes child see the bulletnado

1point

Erik Lawrence 4 years ago

good job, you found the point to the joke.

-2points

Kimi Tomminello 4 years ago

Welcome to America, enjoy your stay lol

21points

best turtle 4 years ago

hmm one hand i could die but on the other i might find a shiny

14points

ForgotMyPWSendHelp 4 years ago

The Citizen app is for if you enjoy being paranoid.

9points

DKS 001 4 years ago

Pokemon Go was setting you up

5points

Maria Mccloskey 4 years ago

K and A... Philly, we made it!!

2points

Ember 4 years ago

Ha ha ha!

2points

karl briggs 4 years ago

Talk about bad timing!

1point

Chloe *Leah* Pheonix 4 years ago

I guess i'll die

1point

Maria Mccloskey 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

1point

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Weird-Ads-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

521points

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Al Cook 4 years ago

If more signs were this blunt, idiots might pay more attention to them!

333points

Fat Harry 4 years ago

Nope. Idiots think either "I wonder if that's true?" or "I bet it doesn't hurt the WHOLE time"

50points

J.A. Rogers 4 years ago

Having worked in retail, I assure you that people almost never read signs.

18points

XenoMurph 4 years ago

Have you ever seen a pack of cigarettes? People ignore reality

9points

Buren 4 years ago

Don't overestimate idiots.

2points

T. 4 years ago

Why not take them away and let the problem solve itself?

2points

Sam rice 4 years ago

Facts

2points

M. A. McKnight 4 years ago

It won't. The people who this sign is designed for belong to the permanently clueless subspecies!

1point

Anotherustyspoon 1 year ago

But think of all the idiots they went through to make them put up the sign!

0points

Eppe 4 years ago (edited)

Definitely the right situation to be very graphic and direct. Although one must wonder why such dangerous equipment is not better shielded or supervised.

10points

M O'Connell 4 years ago

It's a lathe, you need to be able to get right up in there while its running.

6points

Marcellus II 4 years ago

Because when you idiot-proof something, nature picks up the challenge and evolves a superior idiot... and that mess is even harder to clean/ makes life of the non-idiot maintenance crew more dangerous/ other.

6points

Marcellus II 4 years ago

I'm now thinking of the Soreq incident: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzdOujFCB7g Israeli nuclear worker circumvents safety to do a "simple" correction, and dies 36days later after a short dose of 'seeing the light'.

3points

Mazer 4 years ago

I have an over whelming urge the pepper the area with fake blood drops

6points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

I have the urge to throw a freshly killed pig into it.

1point

A_BadlyDrawnBearPic 4 years ago

This is extremely effective.

2points

Its Me 3 years ago

Demonstrated by mommy long legs

1point

Rucha Vanarase 4 years ago

Which idiot is being so dumb around a lathe machine that this sign had to be made?

1point

Lillukka79 3 years ago

When I was at school to become a machinist, quite a few...

0points

Maurettis 4 years ago

Yes, that's actually a good sign

1point

N G 4 years ago

Nice one Chuck

1point

ace lesbian demigirl(she/they) 3 years ago

How did they find that out?

0points

MPS 3 years ago

And there’s me just thinking about the shape of the cogs and the line through them

0points

“Although I'm yet to see a penny from the group, it never failed to give me a good giggle,” Áron explained. “It can sometimes be time-consuming to moderate, but getting that daily laugh I'd say is a well-worth payoff.”

When trying to define what makes the group so interesting, Áron noted highlighted that there are plenty of adverts with creepy photos or poor word choice that highlight the importance of an editor or an approval process.

“We are surrounded by so many advertisements that just don't feel right. They're either odd, cringe, or weirdly funny,” he said.

“Either way, a somewhat professional team or a big dog at a firm signed it off. That fact highlights that we're only human, and being higher up in the food chain doesn't mean that we're evidently better at PR. I believe the group filled a gap in our lives and created a platform for everyone to go to when they encounter such an ad.”

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Final score:

517points

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Dinosaur 4 years ago

is it fish and bread?

156points

Rijkærd 4 years ago

Nope. Ordered some stones and water.....on arrival they should have bread and wine..

28points

Seabeast 4 years ago

And wine! Lots of wine!

9points

EEF🤓 4 years ago

Filet o fish. The modern equivalent.

5points

Triv 4 years ago

Don't forget the wine.

0points

Remind me where I am again ? 4 years ago

When I lived in Florida, we could order baby shrimp on our pizza.... I miss those days...

0points

Jesus Christ 4 years ago

yes

22points

ZAPanda 4 years ago

hahahaah

4points

Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

Jesus is outside the front door. The other two members of the Trinity are lurking in the bushes

15points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

With knives. Waiting.

2points

Ozymandias73 4 years ago

"This is Aquafina. I ordered a Merlot." "My bad. Hang on a sec. There ya go."

13points

Id row 4 years ago

I'd rather meet Jesus than Satan, I guess.

4points

AzKhaleesi 4 years ago

Quick! Look Busy!

2points

karl briggs 4 years ago

"Hey, why do you keep ordering wine with your salad.... ohhh, never mind"

2points

Phoenix0923YT 4 years ago

Who names their child "Jesus?" NOBODY. BECAUSE THEN UBER TRIES TO KILL YOU.

1point

CJ M 4 years ago

It’s pronounced Hey-zoos

1point

A_BadlyDrawnBearPic 4 years ago

Why did nobody tell me the Rapture was happening?

1point

Carol Emory 4 years ago

My husband and I ordered Dominos one night and used the App to follow the progress. My husband put his hands up to the sky and shouted "It finally happened! Jesus is making our pizza! Hallelujah!!"

1point

AnnaBanana 4 years ago

Your husband is a good, GOOD man!

0points

#6

Weird-Ads-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

485points

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago (edited)

Shoulders shovel, trudges off to nearest cemetary

192points

Devil's Advocate 4 years ago

No no no, fresh, organic skeletons are best, kill and clean your own!

31points

Helen Bennett 4 years ago

Good to see a revival of the old artisanal trade of resurrectionism.

9points

Veronica Fantozzi 4 years ago

can i come w/ u

0points

Hannah Edwards 4 years ago

If you can donate your body to science when you die, can you choose to donate it to entertainment?

18points

albernistuff 4sale 4 years ago

I would be glad to offer my remains for a kick-ass Halloween display

16points

glowworm2 4 years ago

Whelp, I'm off to dig up an old friend!

14points

Kona Pake 4 years ago

And they’re biodegradable.

11points

F. H. 4 years ago

Yeah, but it often takes centuries or even millenia.

3points

Dinosaur 4 years ago

thats a bit creepy...

5points

Domi Lee Bjelka 4 years ago

But true 😂

9points

Kay blue 4 years ago

I love the idea of being someone's Halloween decoration once I shuffle off this mortal coil.

3points

Jyri Hakola 4 years ago

Alas, poor yorick. I knew him.

3points

Robert T 4 years ago

Well Dea, we could borrow yours, or would you prefer us to wait until you are Dea d?

2points

Billy Beecham 4 years ago

Hello, Burke and Hare excavations?

1point

Adrian 4 years ago

Don't donate your body to science; instead leave it to the neighbourhood for halloween.

1point

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Weird-Ads-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

470points

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Steve Fischer 4 years ago

Yep and serial killers are just misunderstood romantics.

14points

ZAPanda 4 years ago

hmm I suspect this one is a tad racist. But if you google trafficking stats: Pakistan, Thailand, China, India, and Bangladesh are in the top 10 for countries with the largest number of trafficking victims around the world. India is at the top of the list with 14 million victims, China comes in second with 3.2 million victims, and Pakistan comes in at third with 2.1 million victims.

8points

Everything_Fubar 4 years ago

It is literally not at all racist to acknowledge the certain people commit noticeably higher amounts of rape/trafficking. Goddamn, stop being so sensitive and worrying about offending people when it comes to serious topics about safety.

29points

Christy Smith 4 years ago

That's a very safe assumption, no female would be this naive.

3points

Felicia Dale 4 years ago

I don’t travel alone ever anymore. Anywhere.

2points

AnnaBanana 4 years ago

Really? That's sad. I'm 51, female and I do.

0points

Rucha Vanarase 4 years ago

who is brian tyler cohen and why is he so on point

1point

bugsway Frisk 4 years ago

They're running out of female to traffic..

1point

RNA 4 years ago

I don't know much about the world but i bet Kashmir is the safest... /sarcasm

1point

Richard Hunt 4 years ago

Or hoardes of rapist !?😶

1point

Derek Dufrane 4 years ago

Don't they stone women there

0points

bob bruce 4 years ago

There's some absolutely incredible scenery in northern Pakistan. It looks almost exactly like some of the scenery in Nepal, except that it's in Pakistan.

0points

So long as there are weird adverts, there will always be plenty to share in the group. With over 106K members (up by 33K from our last publication), the community, according to its founder is very diverse.

“It's not revolved around a certain age or ethnicity. Most people are there to have a good time and never fail to engage in a conversation with others on a particularly funny or controversial post. I truly enjoy building a like-minded, yet diverse community that can sometimes disagree but express it in an appropriate way.”

So if you enjoy these pictures, feel free to join the group! There are plenty more to scroll through. So much so that it can be hard to pick a favorite.

“I like the terrible ones like the funeral ad in the subway saying ‘come a little closer’. Or the one passive-aggressively commanding you to download the app because they paid for the ad,” Áron commented on his.

#8

Weird-Ads-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

444points

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adiiantryx 4 years ago

T u e s d a y s - felt that

190points

XenoMurph 4 years ago

Tuesdays I understand. But have you ever been to Thursday?? It hurts.

13points

MPS 3 years ago

No it’s actually. T U S d A. Y

0points

Knights Dagger 4 years ago

What about the return of Jim?

0points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

*spore vapourwave*

0points

TheDivineMsM 4 years ago

Obvious Plant gave it away

62points

Auntriarch 4 years ago

I'm sorry about that, I was starting to get excited

8points

Gerard Neaux 4 years ago

I thought it was the horse funeral that have it away

1point

Marcellus II 4 years ago

Indeed, those posts need a downvote if mixed in as if it's real stuff.

0points

Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

These people need a horse funeral intervention

55points

PG 4 years ago

OMG!! I can't stop laughing!

4points

S. 4 years ago

What if I want to celebrate Jim going away?

27points

LILYANDPEARL 4 years ago

Why would you want to? Everyone loves Jim :D

8points

Ghost Host 4 years ago

Oh it's an obvious plant, I love those guys

14points

ChickenNugget 4 years ago

made by obvious plant - there have been a few articles about them on here. https://www.boredpanda.com/fake-products-obvious-plant/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic

11points

Wootsie I. 4 years ago

Yes! Obvious Plant!

8points

Space whale 4 years ago (edited)

I don't know if anyone remembers or cares but this was on the last ads with threatening auras

6points

Gerard Neaux 4 years ago

Horse funerals never get too old to use them twice

2points

Id row 4 years ago

Hmmm...return of Jim, you say?

3points

Abigail Seaholtz 4 years ago

Jim is back?! yay!! lets celebrate

3points

Return of Saturn 3 years ago

Yes but what about...return of Saturn ;)

0points

#9

Weird-Ads-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

441points

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

For all your gay beer-drinking alien needs

228points

Evil Little Thing 4 years ago

You may be surprised at how many gay beer-drinking alien needs I have.

50points

Devil's Advocate 4 years ago

With knives, so you missed "homicidal"

6points

Regina Weir 4 years ago

You'd be surprised how often this would be useful to me...

4points

13 4 years ago

Knives. Don't forget the knives.

1point

DannX68 3 years ago

YAY :D

0points

MPS 3 years ago

In this shop you can buy a gay alien who likes to drink beer, and not much more!

0points

Autumn 4 years ago

sign me up

0points

Bill 4 years ago

Hey leave the Navy flag alone.

0points

BananaJo 4 years ago

Don’t forget the knives sign!

0points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

Good idea.

0points

MikeWheelerFan 4 years ago (edited)

Who like to play with knives

0points

James P 4 years ago

If only I was an alien...

0points

Andrew Bridge 4 years ago

Ah but if you need it, they don't sell it

0points

Vasha 4 years ago

A high-end mall in Honolulu had a shop called "Nothing You Need" a while back. (It was true, they went out of business.)

16points

Dinosaur 4 years ago

'knives $1'

11points

Evil Little Thing 4 years ago

And up!

2points

Monday 4 years ago

but what if what I need is that alien...can I have it or will it disappear as soon as my need for it is clear?

10points

4 years ago

This is a clever name for these kind of stores. You don't need any of it, but you leave with loads because you N!E!E!D! it.

8points

Auntriarch 4 years ago

Exactly!

2points

Wang Zhuang 4 years ago

I want to visit this place lol

8points

Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 4 years ago

I know a couple of people who could become regulars.

2points

Orange is aging 4 years ago

That alien looks like quite the necessity to me

4points

Teresa Stabler 3 years ago

He may need a couple of friends to keep him company.

0points

Anna Banana 4 years ago

Kinda like Flying Tiger shops.

3points

Amelia Lamb 3 years ago

*Takes rainbow flag*

2points

Christy Smith 4 years ago

Love the name of the store.

2points

#10

Weird-Ads-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

434points

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Al Cook 4 years ago

And... this is a simplified version why some "artists" manage to sell s**t (sometimes literally) to idiots with too much money.

110points

Jay Son 4 years ago

Not sure. They mention it was chosen through the number of likes, which is usually more of a popularity contest.

5points

Coy Brake (he/him) 4 years ago

Art can literally be about anything though..

3points

Patricia 4 years ago

It is two different styles. Both are valid. Me, I love that 1st place minimalist happy dog!

2points

Devil's Advocate 4 years ago

Not really, people are liking the one done by a child to be cute

2points

I am an Alien 3 years ago

I am an artist. The universe laughs at us every time our pencil led breaks. Yes, some people sell some s**t work. But you try it one day. I'm sorry, that felt aggressive. I just feel like art doesn't get enough respect sometimes.

0points

LiamTheBot 4 years ago

Did you read the description? The winner was chosen BY LIKES

0points

Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago

Or maybe art is subjective and the things that people like about it don’t have to be technical skill. Hardly anyone has “too much” money, and art is a solid investment that doesn’t depreciate in value.

0points

Phoenix0923YT 4 years ago

wait so artists sell dog sh!t to people?

-1point

Hunter 4 years ago

NFTs

-1point

Adrian 4 years ago

Well who wouldn't want a picture of an ear-less, neck-less, tongue-less, 2-legged, one-armed, monster with a bent d..k and a moth full of sharp teeth.

-2points

Rumple Schleppskin 4 years ago

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

I think 1st place doggo has a certain minimalist charm

36points

ForgotMyPWSendHelp 4 years ago

I'm guessing a kid did it or people chose it for fun. I like it. The doggy smile is still spot on.

12points

Wang Zhuang 4 years ago

Trump got elected through a similar concept

19points

Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago

That dog isn’t a bigot.

6points

Caffeinated Hedgehog 4 years ago

"Remember that the winner of this contest was chosen through Likes"

0points

Oogiebogieaugiedaddy 4 years ago

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Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger 4 years ago

Nr. 1 sure knows how to network and pull some strings 😂😂😂 plus it is super bad in an oddly charming way. I can't help but like it. Nr. 2 is super talented, wow!

14points

Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago

Wasn't there something exactly like this about a frog contest? Where someone drew a literal hyper-realistic frog and got second place against a 10-second sketch?

9points

Autumn 4 years ago

Yeah, I think there was!

3points

Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago

And then they named it Doggy McDogface.

8points

Bexxxxx 4 years ago

I was just going to say, this has huge Boaty McBoatface vibes 😂😂

1point

Jacob Nunez 4 years ago

If the first place dog showed up at my room at 3:00 AM i would literally die

4points

CultOfBambi 4 years ago

The Boaty McBoatface of doggo portraits! :oD

2points

Amber Hartman 4 years ago

I feel sorry for the 2nd place winner

2points

Lenka Smetanová 4 years ago

this is why I litteraly hate liking contests

2points

Ethan Lang 3 years ago

Same

1point

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Weird-Ads-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

431points

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BorPand8 4 years ago

I checked. Those are real and that is what they cost.

129points

$fracarr avatar$

François Carré 4 years ago

Well, just imagine the cost of hiring specialized hunters and send them to Kashyyyk. It is very far away from here and Wookies are smart and strong.

23points

Autumn 4 years ago

Designer brands are insane.

8points

The Red Panda 4 years ago

No! This is horrible!

1point

MPS 3 years ago

Gucci, why?

0points

Erik Lawrence 4 years ago

no s**t

0points

KMill 4 years ago

Is that what Trump has on his head?

48points

A B C 4 years ago

Only a cheap knockoff because he can't afford the real deal.

14points

YinzerGhost 4 years ago

Rich people have too much money. Tax them.

29points

J.A. Rogers 4 years ago

That was my first thought, too. Oh, what a needy family could do with $1,800!

9points

Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

Cousin Itt, is that you?!

21points

Lolliegag 4 years ago

That's what I thought too lol!

4points

Matheus Oliveira 4 years ago

Oh my! What am I wookieng at?

10points

Dave In MD 4 years ago

Trump shoes

8points

Grant Barke 4 years ago

Trump has a pair.

7points

Vincent Van Bro 4 years ago

SHOEBACCAS

5points

Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago

Looks like you kicked a couple of very unfortunate Guinea pigs where the sun doesn't shine and got stuck.

3points

T.Milly 4 years ago

Good lord! These are atrocious!

3points

#12

Weird-Ads-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

409points

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Shazz Winchester 4 years ago

That's actually mad smart

194points

Al Cook 4 years ago

Until the boss asks where your new silicone keyboard cover is!

36points

Crazy Meerkat Lady 4 years ago

Not if your are buying a "laptop stand" once a week....

12points

Devil's Advocate 4 years ago

Other than it's encouraging what is probably classed as fraud?

4points

Shazz Winchester 4 years ago

I said "Mad smart" not something we should all do... I personally don't have it in me to use this method.

0points

Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago

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Sander 4 years ago

"You bought 12 silicone keyboard covers from a place called John's Genuine Burger Joint last month? Sounds Legit."

26points

BigFish Artwire 4 years ago

Lol

1point

Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

I'm waiting for the Stapler

17points

SuperChicken 4 years ago

If they take my stapler, I'll set the building on fire.😁

7points

Jill 4 years ago

If IKEA can name everything they make after Swedish things, why not name burgers after office supplies!?!

3points

Vicky Zar 4 years ago

You DO know IKEA IS Swedish, right?

12points

Ham Explosion 4 years ago

ITS THE SAME BURGER

2points

Id row 4 years ago

I want to eat that silicone keyboard cover so much.

1point

Layla Corman 4 years ago (edited)

I'll take a wireless earphones with mic please!

1point

Lantana Howell 4 years ago

Brilliant!

1point

Lovin' Life 4 years ago

Brilliant!

1point

Aesthetic Studios 3 years ago

Where's the iPhone and iMac?

0points

#13

Weird-Ads-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

402points

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Henry Russell 4 years ago

this aisle will be useful mua ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

70points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

I hope there is a special corner to cry too

8points

Kona Pake 4 years ago

“FOR USE BY ETERNALS ONLY”

4points

Valley Girl 4 years ago

The only cure for that is to have a gay alien regurgitate beer onto the painful area.

3points

Richard Hunt 4 years ago

" Before going to HELL ,stop by our Necessities Aisle to stock up "

2points

Debrina Blackmoon 4 years ago (edited)

Lucifer(Tom Ellis): "Tell me what you desiiirrre."

0points

Hadesdaughter 4 years ago

theres a therapist down there named Bob that will listen to you while cleansing your aura with crystals

2points

Marcellus II 4 years ago

Much better is the aisle across, "Damnation"--- that's where they keep the alcohol and fun drugs.

1point

Marco Conti 4 years ago

I must be still sleepy, but I can't imagine what the missing letter is. Can someone shake me out of my fog?

1point

Harri Ellis 4 years ago

X

4points

Traniel Ditasavit 4 years ago

Unfortunate sign placement.

1point

Anotherustyspoon 1 year ago

This...this is my isle.

0points

#14

Weird-Ads-With-Threatening-Auras

Final score:

394points

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Dinosaur 4 years ago

so much detail... i wanna eat it

91points

Amber Hartman 4 years ago

I'll split it with you. It's my favorite candy

8points

ForgotMyPWSendHelp 4 years ago

It's making me hungry right now...

4points

Triv 4 years ago (edited)

I guess the filling between the peaks is some sort of mousse?

0points

Thrasher 4 years ago

Lol, did anyone else realize what his name is..

0points

Aurora C. 4 years ago

That’s awesome

4points

Rijkærd 4 years ago

I guess its just dropped from HULKs' grocery bag...

4points

Billy Beecham 4 years ago

You know some tweaker gonna steal that

3points

The Red Panda 4 years ago

YES! I LOVE IT!

2points

Leon Praveen Lang 4 years ago

Product endorsment

1point

4 years ago

CHOMP

1point

Deep One 3 years ago

This was not funny! I broke 4 teeth!

0points

MPS 3 years ago

We need more of these types of people!

0points

L.a. Williams 3 years ago

Awesome

0points

#15

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Final score:

393points

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

"Spots fell off when he ran after a fire engine"

171points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

That would be a great fairytale: the dalmatian that lost his spots!!

24points

Lovin' Life 4 years ago

Spots sold separately.

30points

Auntriarch 4 years ago

Spot-laugh!

5points

Ashbug 4 years ago

If Apple made dogs

4points

Rumple Schleppskin 4 years ago

This is the 1st thing I thought

0points

Yoga Kitty 4 years ago

I would love to have this sweet baby and yes, I would name them "Spotty"!

10points

LittleMissPanda 4 years ago

"Spots and other typical features not included"

9points

Rissie 4 years ago

The ears and snout and size are a little off, but otherwise....

9points

Rose the Cook 4 years ago

So, Dalmatians now come in plain and spotted varieties.

7points

Marcellus II 4 years ago

No, like rice --- plain or with raisins.

2points

Dave Nalesnik 4 years ago

Does NOT answer to “Spot”.

6points

RatherLoopy 4 years ago

So that's what an albino dalmatian looks like!

3points

Ann Dennis 4 years ago

Nope, not albino. Dark eyes, dark skin...just a sweet ol' white doggy.

0points

Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

Spots not included.

3points

Christy Smith 4 years ago

IDK whether to be upset, are the ears just like that naturally? He looks so sad.

1point

#16

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Final score:

387points

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

A refreshing example of honesty in advertising

166points

RNA 4 years ago

Define 'refreshing'

14points

Terran 4 years ago

That's... not how you are supposed to consume this.

61points

Yoga Kitty 4 years ago

I think you might, totally unintentionally, have misinterpreted something here - but hey, whatever floats your boat!

18points

malenchki 4 years ago

🤣🤣 I'm dying

2points

Caffeinated Hedgehog 4 years ago

It... isn't?

0points

Corey Smith 4 years ago

This would have been perfect when they kept having E. coli outbreaks.

17points

Loty 4 years ago

This can't be real. Taco Bell I would understand but Chipotles?

14points

Sarah 4 years ago

Why did I think this was a advert for drug smuggling at first? I'd rather have chipotle.

9points

L. Murphy 4 years ago

Any biz that manages to use b******e in an ad earns my deepest respect.

8points

buttonpusher 4 years ago

"Hi I'm Billy Mays here with Chipotlaway.…"

4points

Nicole Douglas 4 years ago

My bf was a victim of their e. Coli outbreaks and he was throwing up on every stop of his train ride home. He's never eaten there again.🤢

2points

Lioness Nature 4 years ago

So accurate. If a restaurant gives you fair warning about possible discomfort to your inside's after consumption. Don't eat from there.

2points

Sage Gusano 4 years ago

Also the slogan for County Jail....

2points

Pusfarm 4 years ago

"... now he takes it in the behind."

-1point

#17

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Final score:

379points

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El muerto 4 years ago

I assume, sexy undertaker devil is not an option

22points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

* hides costume with disappointment*

16points

Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

Dressing up as Jesus or an angel, might not be a good idea either. 🤔

12points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Unless you are Jesus the Uber foods driver

28points

Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

"Serial Killer Nurse" and "Impatient Legatee" are acceptable

10points

Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago (edited)

I need the back story. I am sure there was a very scary Halloween for all those involved before this sign became necessity.

7points

D K 4 years ago

I’m an infection control nurse in a SNF (skilled nursing facility). 90% geriatric residents. We keep it happy and simple on Halloween, i.e. cat ears, butterfly wings. Some of these residents have dementia and/or psychosis to a certain degree so anything over-the-top or death-related won’t do them any good.

4points

Sage Gusano 4 years ago

That sound is the fun being sucked out of the day.

3points

Holly Allen 4 years ago

How about a clown?

1point

William Y 4 years ago

Well then, sexy doctor it is!

1point

Bricio Silva 4 years ago (edited)

-Hey! you can't be dressed as death here! -I'm not dressed.

1point

Seabeast 4 years ago

What about an alien costume? "I'm taking you to the endoscope station Mr. Smith, we need to probe you."

1point

#18

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Final score:

377points

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Bill cipher 4 years ago

Bakugo needs these

78points

Clipps 4 years ago

f**k bakugo (not really tho, hes my favorite) , I need these

19points

Potato Man 4 years ago

Less goooo some MHA humor!!

13points

Urbosa 4 years ago

He’d put his sweat in it, so when he gave it to Deku,he could explode it at will

8points

angry chihuahua 4 years ago

yesssssssss

6points

Autumn 4 years ago

He would use them on Deku, I’m p o s i t i v e

5points

gayFrog 4 years ago

the fact that your cipher makes this so much better

3points

real_izuku 4 years ago

I literally just said, "I need to get these for Kacchan"

2points

Veronica Fantozzi 4 years ago

YES.

2points

Candy_Sneke! 4 years ago

Omg yessssss! *Gives to bakugo* bakugo: * proceeds to decorate EVERY SINGLE CORNER of the dorm with them* "Perfect! Now to go get deku!"

2points

Its Me 3 years ago

YESSSSSSS

1point

MikeWheelerFan 4 years ago

This comment actually got me to laugh out loud

1point

Anotherustyspoon 1 year ago

And Giyu

0points

t-Grex 4 years ago

My ex wife still misses me!

0points

El muerto 4 years ago

this is what the world needs

12points

Uber Mensch 4 years ago

SO sorely tempted...

3points

Tiny Dancer 4 years ago

I just typed "abusive balloons" into Google and there are tons of them out there. Very abusive and very funny, especially the British ones (not posting those!). Abusive-Ba...0b600f.jpg

2points

Sheena Morrison 3 years ago

I've just done that as well. Thinking about buying them for my 60th.

0points

Ramen 4 years ago

These are actually awesome! That's a win, not a fail

1point

WinterberrytheLeafIceWing 4 years ago

Guaranteed to deflate

1point

Lavi Berko 2 years ago

i want those.

0points

DannX68 3 years ago

Used those for my 50th birthday :D

0points

Eva Falzone 3 years ago

Much needed

0points

CJ M 4 years ago

I MEED THOSE

0points

#19

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Final score:

372points

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

"The stolen items include a pit bull terrier and two crates of Mountain Dew"

205points

Vincent Van Bro 4 years ago

Ok but give me the pit bull it deserves LOVE

30points

best turtle 4 years ago

and two small recently purchased ammo boxes

14points

Stephanie A Mutti 4 years ago

I swear, I'm a northeast liberal well-educated soccer mom who is neither addicted to Meth nor Rxs and have all my own natural teeth and yet I LOVE diet Mt. Dew!!! It's the elixir of the GODS!!!!!!!

8points

AshaTheCatLady26 4 years ago

Ha! Your comment reminds me of the time a homeless crack addict broke into my boyfriend's soft top Jeep and stole a case of beer... But left 1 can for him (in a private enclosed garage exclusively for residents of the condos). The BEST part was watching the security feed... She waited until someone was pulling out of the garage, waited a few seconds for them to drive away and literally did a ninja roll to get into the garage just as the door was closing. Boyfriend and I were ok with the theft after watching the awesome security video.

4points

Amy Stone-Chandler 4 years ago

And "THAT" flag..ugh

3points

John Cordova 4 years ago

You need to stop with the stereotypes. Pit bulls are family dogs

2points

Kim Bush 4 years ago

If the Pitbull was left in a vehicle then I'm glad it got busted out.

1point

D. Johnson 4 years ago (edited)

Pretty sure it was either put there as a bluff like those fake "Protected by Security blah blah blah" signs you can buy online or merely put there to let people know they support the U.S. Constitution. Not every patriot owns a pistol or a long gun, I don't. If the Gadsden Flag disgusts you and you're an American, then it means you are ignorant when it comes to America's founding. You might want to look up the history behind, "Come and take it" and the Gadsden Flag.

0points

Remind me where I am again ? 4 years ago

and a kegger of beer !

0points

13 4 years ago

Lucky pooch.

0points

Grumble O'Pug 4 years ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

0points

Lioness Nature 4 years ago

And the hidden back up supply of amo. Don't forget that.

0points

Lucky 4 years ago

Came and took it!

12points

Walking On Sunshine 4 years ago

Hahahahahahaha typical

8points

Amber Hartman 4 years ago

I'll take karma for 1000 Alex

5points

Sunshine Sunshine 4 years ago

It dun got tooken

4points

Valley Girl 4 years ago

Proper English would be took'd. Act like you got book's learnin.

4points

Kaleb 4 years ago

And you can't call the police not with that don't tread on me sticker!

4points

4 years ago

Why not?

2points

Lovin' Life 4 years ago

Ask and you shall receive!

3points

Joanie 4 years ago (edited)

In my locally published police log, someone called the cops to report a break-in. Items stolen were a tv remote and a PopTart.

2points

ZAPanda 4 years ago

I can top that. I was robbed once. Because I have almost nothing, I reported theft of a bottle of wine, a bag of gummy worms, and some costume jewelry.

4points

Kona Pake 4 years ago

BOLO (Be On Look Out) - 2 AK 47 rifles.

1point

Bear 3 years ago

Oh the irony.

0points

#20

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Final score:

337points

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Shazz Winchester 4 years ago

Wait what

109points

Rissie 4 years ago

Take one.

29points

Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

I'm having a "Cats" flashback and I didn't even see the film

28points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

*shivers*

8points

ThEboRedEsTpANdA 4 years ago

*NOW I HAVE* lol

13points

Yuccababy 4 years ago

Yes. Unfortunately.....

5points

Thomas Sweda 4 years ago

No, and if I did , I’de report it to the police!

5points

Nancy Doughty 4 years ago

Memory all alone in the moonlight I can smile at the old days I was beautiful then I remember the time I knew what happiness was let the memory live again ....

2points

Rijkærd 4 years ago

Isn't that Benny from school? I think he is in year 11.

2points

Elsie 4 years ago

No I haven't. Thank god!

1point

James Paparella 4 years ago

NOW I HAVE

1point

Sosena Hailu 4 years ago

If that's a real cat I'm concerned

1point

#21

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Final score:

331points

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Shazz Winchester 4 years ago

Is this not for when you have something on the seat, that is heavy and triggers the car's beeping sequence, so you use this to turn it off?

137points

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

Which you could also do by using the seatbelt, securing the heavy thing in place so it won't go flying through the car when you have an accident possibly injuring you.

70points

Lily bloom 4 years ago

Likely yes, but you know there are idiots out there that will use this to stop the bepping for their own seat to not wear a seatbelt

27points

Jj321 4 years ago

Couldn't you just buckle the belt? I am pretty sure that may be what it is marketed as, but used for people who don't like to buckle.

20points

Gin 4 years ago

Daft though - just run the existing seatbelt across the seat. Why would you need to buy anything else?

15points

The Red Panda 4 years ago

Or it's for idiots who hate seatbelts. *I WANNA BE FREE!* *car jolts* *plummets through windshield*

6points

Mazer 4 years ago (edited)

Ever just buckle the belt when transporting a heavy object in the passenger seat?? I feel like this is a Khaby Lame tiktok issue

5points

Mari Bryant 4 years ago

I just use the seatbelt. Lol

2points

Jamie Edwards 3 years ago

You should NOT do that... the airbag will deploy and can really hurt the other passangers. Put the heavy item on the floor

1point

SDLT010 3 years ago

It's a bottle opener

0points

MPS 3 years ago

Yeah like for those cars that have seatbelt sensors you can put it in

0points

Julian McCallum 3 years ago

Yes, and it's not that bad of an idea

0points

Mobey Drunk Premium 4 years ago

He'll yes. A bass amp comes to mind.

0points

oddkiddo 4 years ago

Yeah. Your mama.

0points

ChickyChicky 4 years ago

A stocking stuffer for the anti-masker in your life!

23points

Marcellus II 4 years ago

Excellent idea! But dang, (a) ten days too late Xmas is gone and (b) actually no 2years to late booted them out of our lives.

0points

Virgil Blue 4 years ago

Tired of hearing the pleading beeps your car makes trying to convince you to be safe while operating it? Buy these to silence it so you can enjoy a short flight that may last your whole life.

14points

Lucas Angerer 4 years ago

I love how the thing just says “Do not use” lol

11points

Lucas 4 years ago

Indeed... oh, and you aren't making me angry! 😄

1point

GaeFrog 4 years ago

I love how it has a warning sign saying do not use on it

6points

James016 4 years ago

From experience, these are very popular with Greek taxi drivers

4points

Bartosz Szamborski 4 years ago

In Polish taxi's also popular. I think it got two uses: 1. for taxi driver, that he will not be tied with seatbelt in case of be attacked by passenger 2. for passengers, that driver will not have to always told them to fasten seatbelts (passengers often dont do this)

3points

MockingbirdTheWolf 4 years ago

Did anybody notice the words "do not use" on the bottom left wireless seatbelt?

3points

Queen Strawberry 4 years ago

A perfect gift for the anti-masker in your life :) Plus both outcomes that come from this item are positive for you (the person dying, or being arrested)

3points

the annoying theatre kid 4 years ago

warning do not use

2points

Les Izmore 4 years ago

Gotta love a product marked "do not use"

2points

#22

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Final score:

331points

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Dinosaur 4 years ago

im dying the fact it says 'with potential'

187points

Dave Nalesnik 4 years ago

This is clearly stock photography

17points

Kat 4 years ago

ShUt Up AnD tAke mY MoNey

14points

best turtle 4 years ago

my dirty mind cant help but wonder if this is something i want

11points

Lovin' Life 4 years ago

Same here!

5points

Lovin' Life 4 years ago

Generic 50 Shades of Gray bed

11points

Gerard Neaux 4 years ago

I skim read this as 50 Shades of Greg

8points

glowworm2 4 years ago

Turning the bedroom into a dungeon one step at a time.

8points

Matheus Oliveira 4 years ago

Do to hear the people sing, singing the song of angry beds…

8points

Amy Stone-Chandler 4 years ago

Just don't take a blue light to it folks

3points

Ash 4 years ago

why does someone have this to begin with?

1point

MockingbirdTheWolf 4 years ago

I looks like one of those old head cutting off things

1point

Pusfarm 4 years ago

A guillotine?

2points

#23

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Final score:

330points

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PupperPanda 4 years ago

Baby yeet machine... I'm actually crying :D

33points

Kimi Tomminello 4 years ago

"Used only once" 😂

19points

Regina Weir 4 years ago

I'll pay double if they come out with a trebuchet for teens :D

28points

L. Murphy 4 years ago

Nice!

0points

Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

This thing is DANGEROUS - two rails are missing

21points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

That's how you load it.

4points

Piku 4 years ago

Baby catapult

14points

Chip Waters 4 years ago

Exactly! I wonder how much distance you can get!

4points

Pusfarm 4 years ago

Lower the drawbridge or we will fire!

2points

Brian Wee 4 years ago

In the middle ages in Europe, there was at least one instance when children were put on a trebuchet and flung against city walls in a siege. Not unusual for dead adults + animals + whatever to suffer the same fate.

0points

malenchki 4 years ago

Yeetus to the fetus. Literally

9points

Otter 4 years ago

Can you imagine the amount of bounce a preschooler could get out of that thing? They'd make it go airborne!

6points

Travis Dill 4 years ago

I can so visualize this on Monty Python Flying Circus.

2points

Id row 4 years ago

Catapulting babies...I'm intrigued, yet horrified.

2points

AxleMunshine001 4 years ago

Vintage Baby Yeet Machine, by the inventor Baby Trebuchet and Catapult Your Granma

2points

VeninTheNonBinaryRogue 4 years ago

YE E T

2points

#24

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Final score:

328points

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Virgil Blue 4 years ago

Violent temporal dimensional instability Beam. Danger of acute atomization.

139points

Gabriel 4 years ago

Welding fumes

9points

sylvantic 4 years ago

Chestbursters

1point

Mazer 4 years ago

You are hired!

1point

Gerard Neaux 4 years ago (edited)

Itself. Warning it against itself by the looks of it.

0points

Al Cook 4 years ago

Demonic possession? It appears they like to start by hiding under tables, then catch you by surprise.

23points

lunar eclipse 4 years ago

Thanos in da house

13points

Daria Z 4 years ago

That's probably harmful welding fumes but my guess is too boring :D

10points

Nubis Knight 4 years ago

No vomiting while standing!

9points

Dinosaur 4 years ago

smoking is bad and will kill u?

8points

M O'Connell 4 years ago

It's a warning against potentially corrosive fumes from SMA welding.

31points

Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

Corrosive chemicals? Disintegrator ray?

6points

Thomas Sweda 4 years ago

PROJECTILE VOMITING !

4points

RandomHumanBean 4 years ago

spontaneous external combustion, of course!

3points

Steve Bowman 4 years ago

If you don't set the needle on the record correctly Cthulhu will manifest and move into your lungs.

2points

#25

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Final score:

318points

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

The bartender has really mastered the correct facial expression

186points

Scarlett Fox 4 years ago

Kid's seen some stuff

21points

Jesus Ortiz 4 years ago

Looks like a baby Andy Richter.

2points

funkybluegirl 4 years ago

I came here to say the same thing.

0points

Triv 4 years ago

"It's that time, again. You don't have to go home, but you DO hafta get the hell outta here!"

0points

glowworm2 4 years ago

This one is clearly fake, but quite funny.

29points

Ember 4 years ago

This really made me laugh out loud!

9points

Lolliegag 4 years ago

The bartenders expression is fantastic!

8points

Travis Dill 4 years ago

🎵 Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name .... And they're always glad you came ... You wanna be where everybody knows your name ....🎵

5points

Sage Gusano 4 years ago

Baby's First Blackout Drunk. Available now at Toys R Not Us

5points

Cath Homer 4 years ago

My kids would have loved this 😆

5points

MizAdeleM 4 years ago

We've seen these fake boxes on BP before!

3points

Destiny Cobb 4 years ago

the-the.. THEY'RE TRYING TO ENCOURAGE KIDS TO BE DRINKERS!!!!!!

1point

Hollysmom 4 years ago

Just what every kid needs. Is there a booklet included on how to become an alcoholic?

1point

#26

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Final score:

318points

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adiiantryx 4 years ago

well what do you know, maybe it's a grape-flavoured ketchup dispenser which cleans your hands

15points

A B C 4 years ago

I don't know how this is supposed to be an "ad with a threatening aura", but... by now, I guess most of us are used to BP authors forgetting what list they're composing when they're halfway through.

12points

Gerard Neaux 4 years ago (edited)

Is this list halfway through tho? I'd say they forget on average around #8. Here they made it spectacularly far.

4points

AzKhaleesi 4 years ago

this belongs in the LGBTQ+ alien store.

6points

13 4 years ago

Yes!

0points

M O'Connell 4 years ago

I have a soap dispenser labeled "mustard" because clearance-bin mustard pumpers were $0.99 while big soap dispensers were $12.

5points

Jacob Nunez 4 years ago

Grape ketchup?

3points

Martin Kaine 4 years ago

Ketchup used to be fish sauce. Then Heinz came along with "Tomato Ketchup." So Grape Ketchup is not out of the realm of possibility.

2points

Kevin3475 4 years ago

Surely Made in China

2points

xolitaire 4 years ago

brain hurty

2points

Tobias the Tiger 4 years ago

I'd buy it so I can put barbecue sauce in it.

1point

WLG 4 years ago

I never knew I needed this in my life until now

1point

Marc Lauzon 3 years ago

If was not for the grape, you can fill those with ketchup.

0points

#27

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Final score:

297points

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JuJu 4 years ago

I want one

161points

Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago

Well too bad, cuz it's nachos. Please tell me you get this joke, otherwise awkward :D

35points

Evil Little Thing 4 years ago

For Xmas I got my gf a Tacosaurus Rex. She is very happy!

9points

Space whale 4 years ago

I want ten

3points

June 4 years ago

I NEED one

2points

VeninTheNonBinaryRogue 4 years ago

I need one

1point

Harri Ellis 4 years ago

me, too!!

1point

Just A Banana. 4 years ago

I need one.

0points

Robert T 4 years ago

I'm okay with the nachosaurus, but I'm less sure about the dippooper.

8points

Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

Shut up and take my money!!! 💵💵💵

6points

Lady Cadaver 4 years ago

Take my f*****g money

3points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Found the answer in the question "what's your favourite dinosaur"

2points

Destiny Cobb 4 years ago

Where can i find this?

1point

Id row 4 years ago

I would make that doritosaurus extinct so fast.

1point

Abigail Seaholtz 4 years ago

this is actually kinda cool lol

1point

Lovin' Life 4 years ago

I need this!

1point

Charlie 3 years ago

Shut up and take my money!

0points

#28

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Final score:

296points

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

Air Guitar makes everything better

24points

Ghost Host 4 years ago

This calls for AIR GUITAR!

12points

europaleta 4 years ago

Give a poor kid something to eat, NOW.

4points

sockie 4 years ago

THIS CALLS FOR AN AIR GUITAR B)

3points

Steve Fischer 4 years ago

Have a family smoke out?

3points

Dre Mosley 4 years ago

Ask them who's got the best stuff for sale?

3points

Tonya Wallace 4 years ago

Leafly.com.

1point

Its Me 3 years ago

For a second I thought it said start stalking

1point

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

The answer is in the ad next to this one. Duh.

1point

Id row 4 years ago

I need 200 cc's of snacks, stat!

1point

Dean Armstrong 2 years ago

Ask him for some!

0points

#29

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Final score:

294points

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

Take one of these buzzers and at least one police officer

142points

Katherine Boag 4 years ago

Its not stalking if you go to THEIR house. You can refuse this offer if you like, easy

16points

Laurence Thomas 4 years ago

Michelle Obama? michelle-o...d-jpeg.jpg

29points

Michelle C 4 years ago

Where the hell you find a Sizzlers buzzer...thought that restaurant closed ages ago

15points

Glirpy 4 years ago

They closed because someone stole all of their buzzers.

24points

Beans 4 years ago

There were some still going in Australia but COVID killed the last two I knew of

2points

Wang Zhuang 4 years ago

I actually saw one in Bangkok a couple of years ago! I was shocked!

2points

Troux 4 years ago (edited)

I absolutely lost it when I saw the Sizzlers buzzers. Delightfully retro.

1point

Kim Bush 4 years ago

There are almost 300 of them scattered across the US.

0points

LuckieLou 4 years ago

This is the love story 2022 has been waiting for! And they say romance is dead

10points

Gerard Neaux 4 years ago

Looks like it will be

2points

cybermerlin2000 4 years ago

Take all the buzzers and stick them to the bottom of random cars

8points

YinzerGhost 4 years ago

Physical Memes are hilarious

8points

Moose Chip 4 years ago

She looks like Aileen Wuornos.

4points

Layla Corman 4 years ago

She was quite beautiful in her youth.

2points

Id row 4 years ago

I'm guessing Sizzler would like a word with him.

3points

J. de Looij 4 years ago

run just run!

2points

Otter-Popsicle 3 years ago

That looks like my aunt 0_0

1point

#30

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Final score:

271points

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YinzerGhost 4 years ago

hahahahahahahaa

92points

Jan Willem ten Dam 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

25points

angry chihuahua 4 years ago

XD

2points

ThEboRedEsTpANdA 4 years ago

Happy Valentine's day --> hvad alen a pp tiny yes --> [does] Alen have a tiny 'pp'? yes

8points

Debrina Blackmoon 4 years ago

XD

1point

Wang Zhuang 4 years ago

Hahaha I probably wouldn't have noticed that if they hadn't posted the picture alone!

4points

Meyrin 4 years ago

Hvad Alena (who she?) PP tiny yes

2points

Its Me 3 years ago

I dibs that one

1point

Aurora C. 4 years ago

I don’t get it

1point

Tobias the Tiger 4 years ago

"PP" (also sometimes spelled "peepee" or variants thereof) is a slang term for genitalia. So basically, "pp tiny"...

1point

Wij 4 years ago

are we laughing at this? are we 6 years old? yes we are....

1point

Lizzy Abbey (she/they) 3 years ago

yes <3

0points

DannX68 3 years ago

"Hvad" means "what" in Danish.

0points

#31

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Final score:

271points

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

They claim to be "friendly", so a bit of foxy boxing might be acceptable

61points

I-Hate-Everyone 4 years ago

Foxy boxing is such a horrible term

0points

Oopsydaisy 4 years ago

Why is 'dirty' not an option?

26points

Adrian 4 years ago

It is, but the list is truncated in the picture.

0points

Grant Barke 4 years ago

Yes, Origami. I can turn you into a paper flower in less than one minute flat.

17points

Jessica Cifelli 4 years ago

Im over here wondering what Foxy Boxing is.

7points

Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago

It's when two or more women wrestle as "adult entertainment".

1point

Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

The Karen's at Waffle House don't pull their punches!

5points

the they/them mayhem 4 years ago

Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle??

4points

Nanibanani 4 years ago

I WAS GOING TO COMMENT THISSSS

0points

Id row 4 years ago

This can't be real.

4points

best turtle 4 years ago

does one sided ass whoopings count as a fighting style?

4points

Pius Xulu 4 years ago

Well..? Can you?

3points

Thaddeus Thompson 4 years ago

I was at Labor Ready years ago and the questions were "how often DO you smoke crack?" And, "how would you rate yourself as a fighter?" Thats before I went to prison. So I didn't get hired.

2points

#32

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Final score:

270points

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Ember 4 years ago

Ha ha ha! Unfortunate wording!

95points

KatHat 4 years ago

No, entirely deliberate.

44points

Beans 4 years ago

Its obviously intentional. I don't know anyone who refers to baking muffins as 'muffin' singular, except for the joke

10points

Mari Bryant 4 years ago

Oh no. That was 100% on purpose. 😄

2points

Jessi Lovely 4 years ago

Or very efficient 😂

1point

Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

Even funnier if you mentally replace this lady's photo with one of the late, great Betty White

13points

qwerty 4 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_tVJ2rHHSA

0points

Rae Black 4 years ago

She looks pretty smug. 😆

6points

Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

Go grandma!

5points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

Granny got it goin’ on. It ain’t over til it’s over.

3points

Jessica Cifelli 4 years ago

Grandma knows what's up

2points

Steve Fischer 3 years ago

And that's how she became a grandma

1point

The Red Panda 4 years ago

Grandma's preggie again...

1point

Waco Bayless 4 years ago

At least they couldn't smell it from 2 towns over.

1point

Sage Gusano 4 years ago

Grandpa told me that story once after he'd had a couple of drinks...I was never the same again.

1point

#33

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Final score:

264points

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GoodWolf 4 years ago

I'd rather not....

128points

Devil's Advocate 4 years ago

That certainly escalated

10points

Kim Marie Herborg 4 years ago

😂

2points

Supa79 (He/him) 3 years ago

It’s photoshopped

0points

Christine Peverley 4 years ago

You lie!!

0points

RatherLoopy 4 years ago

This would pair well with the headboard in this thread.

23points

glowworm2 4 years ago

No wonder they call it Target.

19points

Amy Stone-Chandler 4 years ago

Wait..am I the giver' or reciever? Just curious 😄

8points

Marcellus II 4 years ago

The suggested use of a hanger worries me though.

9points

September 4 years ago

Wow, that shopping experience was a bit intense 😳

5points

Ty Stratton-Quirk 4 years ago

Manager on phone: "For the last time, we wanted it to say 'Fight Club Arena'!"

5points

Sage Gusano 4 years ago

Do NOT go in there!

2points

Bret Sander 4 years ago

Just...how?

2points

Al Cook 4 years ago

How do you see that mistake, and then still go ahead and fit the letters still to say that???

2points

PandaJon 4 years ago

It's called Photoshop

11points

DontCallMeShaun 4 years ago

South London be like

1point

#34

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Final score:

263points

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Dinosaur 4 years ago

...no ty...

64points

Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

OT, but I'm reminded of the time my Dad went for a haircut in a seaside resort and the barber kept breaking off to sell live bait at a side door

12points

Rose the Cook 4 years ago

When did the health inspector last check the kitchen?

7points

Julia Larsson 4 years ago

I think I’ll pass, and not gas

6points

Ember 4 years ago

Ummm....no thanks

3points

Robin Roper 4 years ago

In a small coastal area of NC, there is a convenient mart called "Coffee and Worms." That is the name of the business. I love it!

1point

karl briggs 4 years ago

A classic, but still funny.

1point

Travis Dill 4 years ago

Wasn't that place called Stuckeys back in the day? Along with the Howard Johnson's restaurants

1point

Carol Emory 4 years ago

We had one near our house that said "Coffee & Worms." I asked my husband..."doesn't that make the coffee a little chewy? "

1point

Mickipickie 3 years ago

Oh yum

0points

#35

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Final score:

256points

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

From the same vendor: free hardcore

62points

Robert T 4 years ago

It's just a pile of rocks...

9points

Mark Howell 4 years ago

I'm here fro the one nightstand. Can I bring my headboard and we'll meet in Target, wink... wink... ;o)

9points

Vicky Z 4 years ago (edited)

"I'm here for my free one nightstand!" "Oh yeah sure I have it in the back eeehmmm excuse me why are you undressing?" akward

6points

Pius Xulu 4 years ago

Looks like its been passed around a few blocks but I'll take it. Thanks.

4points

4 years ago

I always like these blatant double détentes. Bring them on.

3points

Marcellus II 4 years ago

I thought you were going to ask to be given another one.

1point

Steve Fischer 4 years ago

Breakfast not included

1point

Mickipickie 3 years ago

There's always a price to pay

0points

Steve Fischer 3 years ago

They really aren't free

0points

Asher Williams 4 years ago

and some sex

0points

CandyCat 4 years ago

lol

0points

#36

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Final score:

253points

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

Attack of the Giant Crabs, coming to London in 2022 because why the hell not

104points

Sian Edwards 4 years ago

Add it to the list of things that could and/or will happen! 🤣

5points

XenoMurph 4 years ago

Yea, I caught that from Sharon too. There's an ointment for that.

4points

Crazy catz Premium 4 years ago

Wouldn't even be the craziest thing of the past 2 years

1point

4 years ago

giant enemy crab

0points

Katie Lutesinger 4 years ago

"By This Point, No Disaster Is Too Outlandish"

0points

Gossameringue 4 years ago

"You have a nice shell there. Be a shame if something happened to it..."

4points

Id row 4 years ago

Screw that, I'll take my chances. I've got a shell cracker and a lot of melted butter.

3points

buttonpusher 4 years ago

That crab kinda looks like a pie with claws.

1point

Natalie Kelsey 4 years ago

Get out of London before the Carcinisation gets you too

1point

Steve Fischer 3 years ago

And get a case of crabs?

0points

The Red Panda 4 years ago

I can't stop laughing! XD

0points

Debrina Blackmoon 4 years ago

Happy Apocalypse!

0points

Adrian 4 years ago

They are leaving Christmas Island (a part of the British Empire, see https://parksaustralia.gov.au/christmas/discover/highlights/red-crab-migration/) and coming to a city near you.

0points

K Tigress 4 years ago

Sponge Bob eps.

0points

#37

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Final score:

246points

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Deutschland Mädchen 4 years ago

I think you need to run very very far away

142points

Chinmayee Kalghatgi 4 years ago

Run to where the turtles and cacti can’t find you

19points

Rissie 4 years ago

Fill the cartridge. Fill it. Fill it now.

16points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

Fill it and start shooting.

0points

Lance LaRocque 4 years ago

He's seen too much

6points

Id row 4 years ago

It's a cake version of Clippy.

4points

S 4 years ago

are one of his feet on backwards...?

4points

Susan Bosse 4 years ago

He saw something he can't unsee.

2points

Queen Strawberry 4 years ago

Oh s**t. Guess it's time to run!

2points

Sheila Stamey 4 years ago

He's sad about the ink.....

2points

Destiny Cobb 4 years ago

(to the tune of the original Veggietales theme) Please help me, the cake's creepy, omg, HOLY KRAP! THERES NOTHING POSSIBLY CREEPIER THAN THIS CAKE x2 ITS NOT TIME FOR CAAAAAAAAAAKE

1point

Asher Williams 4 years ago

he knows your sins

1point

#38

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Final score:

245points

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

"Yep, had another cancellation this morning...dumpster's almost full and it's only Wednesday"

66points

Its Me 3 years ago

Addams NO

1point

Wang Zhuang 4 years ago

Looks like Wendy's brother

10points

Tobias the Tiger 4 years ago

Wendell

2points

Sage Gusano 4 years ago

"our burgers are made with locally sourced meat"

5points

Rijkærd 4 years ago

Your data has been saved unsuccessfully.

5points

Travis Dill 4 years ago

(Ominous music in background) Hasta La Vista .... Baby .....

3points

Dinosaur 4 years ago

wth hahaha

3points

Connor Hess 4 years ago

Cancelation of your life lol

2points

Lucas Skrobot 4 years ago

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT what do you mean by that?

2points

Connor Hess 4 years ago

*associate looks at you* we gon cancel you REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

1point

Ezigma 4 years ago

I'm guessing this is at the same Target with the 'fisting rooms'......

1point

Dean Armstrong 2 years ago

Watch it, I'm armed!

0points

#39

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Final score:

243points

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

Is 15/hr really worth the risk of inviting Sean into your home?

146points

Vicky Zar 4 years ago

Or going alone into his?

25points

Hannah Edwards 4 years ago

But if I don’t, how will I get him to sing at me?

12points

BAN CAPITAL LETTERS 4 years ago

is 15/hr really worth the risk of listening to Sean sing?

5points

Lord Mysticlaw 4 years ago

Aw come on, he just wants to sing to someone!

3points

Phill Healey 4 years ago

Sure. He does a quick blast then leaves

3points

Eppe 4 years ago

The dedication showing in those pictures made me laugh

21points

Kimi Tomminello 4 years ago

I would totally do this... I'd bring my german shepherds but I'd gladly get paid 15/ hour to listen to someone sing me original songs about moon and stars no matter how bad they are at it. Sounds like a pretty sweet way to make a buck..... Highly doubt the validity but it made me laugh and the creeped out comments are awesome.

14points

Kaleb 4 years ago

He's good I've heard him sing on that old movie A Christmas Story when they're eating at the restaurant Christmas morning

4points

You kidding me 4 years ago

Sean, what a big mouth you have, 👌

1point

Adrian 4 years ago

Is it a high 'C' or is it lock-jaw.

1point

Eiram 4 years ago

Did everyone miss that it says "I will pay" meaning he pays you to hear him sing. Or did they just think he had an accent?

1point

Kim Bush 4 years ago

For those people who are really hard up for gas money

0points

Id row 4 years ago

If I were hearing impaired, I'd give him a call.

1point

Emmydearest 4 years ago

Clearly he can sing. Otherwise he wouldn't have posted pics of him with his mouth open. Open mouth=obviously singing. So yes, at least we know he can sing. And that's covered. Now I wanna know: I like the moon and the stars as the next man, but does he know other songs about different topics? Such as: the sun, the planets, eclipse, meteors, black holes, our lovely Earth; pretty much the whole range of topics a Song can cover...

0points

Loretta 4 years ago

I love how the person who posted this blurred out the phone number. Like they do give a chance that it might be a real one.

0points

Albino 4 years ago

So, how long can he go? My dad will take out his hearing aids and can't wait to get an extra wage without ever leaving the living room.

0points

#40

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Final score:

234points

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adiiantryx 4 years ago

dystopian capitalism

87points

Happi doggi (ve/ver/vis) 4 years ago

You never know how many children Adam kidnapped-I mean has.

6points

Robert T 4 years ago

It may well be true, but they certainly didn't post that. It is a very poor photoshop - you can see the end of the original text underneath.

9points

Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago

Almost all of these are.. You know that right?

3points

Zillyboy 4 years ago

Adam's free to get a job as marketing director or rocket scientist somewhere else if he wants.

2points

Eppe 4 years ago

Yeah... would be funny if not true

2points

Bruce Ferrier 2 years ago

ALMOST

1point

Jods 4 years ago

What on earth is a frozen breakfast? Wake up call in Alaska?

1point

im.bored.person 4 years ago

nope. welcome to canada

1point

Chris Osborn 4 years ago

Really sad, that Walmart is near my house ... Walmart De Pere ...

0points

Asher Williams 4 years ago

why is it saying almost and look at his f*****g face he looks so pissed

0points

Hugh Cookson 4 years ago

Alternatively, find every entitled member of the Walmart dynasty, kill / exile them (along with many of the other multi billionaires)and then distribute their combined wealth, then, ping, at a stroke, poverty, homelessness, medical inequality and many, many other things wrong in the USA and the World would be wiped out at a stroke ..... Revolution anyone ?

0points

Adreanne Woodard 4 years ago

Savage

0points

#41

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Final score:

228points

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GaeFrog 4 years ago

One time I was learning Italian on Duolingo and the sentence was "you will be with me until I die"

121points

Happi doggi (ve/ver/vis) 4 years ago

I’m doing French on Duolingo, and I got “your mom is a flat egg, die.” I was confused as hell.

20points

RoseTheMad 4 years ago

Meanwhile I get s**t like "I Am a Duck" and ironically "I am not learning Spanish" on my spanish course... :I

13points

Dave Reed 4 years ago

Doing Welsh, and one that sticks in my mind is "the dragon in the office does not like Owen's parsnips"

8points

Carrot Stick 4 years ago

I was learning Vietnamese and I got "The man wants you." Problem was that the term they used was like OLD man. Yeah...my Vietnamese friend freaked out.

6points

Ann Dennis 4 years ago

At the rate I learn languages, that's probably right.

5points

WinterberrytheLeafIceWing 4 years ago

I've got nothing really interesting that my Duolingo Swedish course has threatened me with, but I now know how to say 'I am a girl' and 'I eat a sandwich'

3points

Emmydearest 4 years ago

Starai con me finché non morirò (?) . It sounds as weird in Italian as it does in English, to be honest. We would say the italian equivalent of "you'll be with me until I live" (starai con me finché vivrò)

2points

Triv 4 years ago

Could be worse; the sentence could read, "you will be with me until YOU die"!

2points

Tobias the Tiger 4 years ago

I haven't gotten many bizarre sentences on Spanish Duolingo, but I have gotten sentences like "I don't speak Spanish" before.

2points

Eiram 4 years ago

I think this is a bad translation because a comparable English phrase would be "I want to be with you till the end of my days" or "Untill death do us part".

2points

Mazer 4 years ago

Italians…so dramatic

2points

Rylee M 4 years ago

YES I got that too!!!!!! And the animation was a little kid. XD

1point

Connor Hess 4 years ago

oh sht

1point

Zeke Henry 4 years ago

blathers brother just wants love

0points

Asher Williams 4 years ago

holy f**k

0points

Connor Hess 4 years ago

oh no ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

0points

Orange is aging 4 years ago

The most interesting thing I get is “yes, wear a lei” :(

0points

Its Me 3 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

-2points

JJ 4 years ago

Dutch is also awesome on Duolingo. Apart from being able to tell someone that I am an apple, I've also learnt the very helpful phrase "Er is een leuk feest in de gevangenis" (There is a nice party in prison). My Dutch friend is very proud of me. ...I think ... 🙈

12points

Cathelijne Van 4 years ago

Awww, A for effort anyways. Dutch is awful to learn.

3points

royal_antelope 4 years ago

i learn Russian with duolingo and my favorite sentence so far is "people all over the world take showers and only you don't want to" "i like to sleep on the floor" is a close second.

12points

Monday 4 years ago

Please Duo...have mercy! I promise I'll practice harder this year!

12points

Phil DeBlanc 4 years ago

I'm learning Dutch on DuoLingo and got: Ik ben gewoon een arme jongen, niemand houdt van mij. (I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.)

11points

JJ 4 years ago

Hallo, ik ben een appel. Bent u een banaan? 😆

6points

Sosena Hailu 4 years ago

Yeah, I learn Italian on Duolingo and it said "The elephant and the mouse killed the dog while playing volleyball." WTF?!

10points

DontCallMeShaun 4 years ago

My friend used to learn Latin on Duolingo and one of the sentences was “the father sacrifices daily”

4points

AngelWingsYT 4 years ago

Duolingo is the king of threatening ads

4points

Spikey boi 4 years ago

I havent practiced my duolingo in over 30 days. Oh s-

2points

Shazz Winchester 4 years ago

エレン・イェーガー Eren Yēgā

2points

#42

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Final score:

218points

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Dinosaur 4 years ago

ok but this is a good ad...

136points

Erik Lawrence 4 years ago

thats why they paid for it.

2points

Xylle Flora 4 years ago

It used to say, “ like my nuts”

18points

Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago

You should really see a doctor if your nuts are green.

8points

StormWolf 4 years ago

Could be worse. He could've said "like MINE"

10points

Tobias the Tiger 4 years ago

There's a well-known Photoshop of this image that changes the bottom line to, "Just like my nuts".

3points

Layla Corman 4 years ago

Only $3.99?!?! That is dirt cheep for pistachios!

8points

Dinosaur 4 years ago

ikr!!!

2points

VivBro2011 4 years ago

yup

6points

nad krut 4 years ago

That's a really good price for pistachios

4points

Deutschland Mädchen 4 years ago

I like that one actually

3points

Kona Pake 4 years ago

Eeeewwwww…

2points

Anjali Cooper 3 years ago

GENIUSSSSS

1point

Ember 4 years ago

This is cute

1point

#43

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Final score:

212points

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imontape 4 years ago

Did it really record the farts? Hahaha

90points

AxleMunshine001 4 years ago

What if they are of the silent kind?

9points

Marco Conti 4 years ago

Some years ago I diagnosed my wife's sleep disorder by recording her breathing at night with my iPhone. It might have saved her life. I took the recording, put it into my DAW (Digital Audio Workstation) and I timed the interval between her breathing. I then charted it in Excel and brought it to the doctors. They put her on a advanced Cpap machine immediately, which they weren't going to do before, because she wasn't having these problems in their sleep study. Sleep studies rarely catch environmental causes and since you are hooked up to sensors all over, they often do not reveal the real problem. Some of the intervals in her breathing were as long as 14 seconds. The chart really impressed the doctors. I may get this app.

25points

Auntriarch 4 years ago

Thanks for the tip Marco

5points

Kim Bush 4 years ago

Sleep studies are rarely accurate... Putting enough sensors on your head so you look like Pinhead then they tell you to relax and sleep naturally... Sure, OK

2points