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I don’t know what is up with people and signs, and we might never find out, but some of them are super weird, confusing, and simply put, bad. If you are one of those people who like to capture and share those finds with your friends, well, oh boy, we have good news for you.

Crap Signs is a Facebook group dedicated to unbelievably bad signs spotted out in the wild. From misspelled to poorly constructed, they have it all. Currently, this group has almost 90k members, and we believe it is just the beginning since bad signs are not going anywhere any time soon. So if by any chance you find yourself hoarding similar images in your photo gallery, finally they have an opportunity to be ‘appreciated’ by a wider audience.

To learn more about the origin of this group, Bored Panda got in touch with its creator Dave McGowan. Read the full interview below.

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Sad Quokka
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now that is very funny 🤣

The Original Bruno
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny, but I'm not going to someone with that attitude to save my pupper's life. I suspect it's fake.

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Ozymandias73
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Full of life or full of stuffing. Alive and kicking or statuesque and posed sitting. Ready to play or stuck in "stay".

tee-lena
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What do you think? Free taxidermy with every medical accident?

IntrovertedSloth
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am glad that the last name is Enderlin, and not Enderlife

Rebecca R
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just had to say goodbye to my pup and this still made me laugh out loud!

Melissa
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Last time I brought my dog to the vet he came home trapped in a jar. If I rub it like a genie bottle he might come out?

carne asada burrito
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the catch is that one is cheaper. Gotta save whenever you can

gotham-panda
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Being the strange person I am, if I saw this on a vet's office, he's the vet I'd choose. But then, I have four of my past pets taxidermied, so that concept doesn't bother me.

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    BernieLayton
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    2 years ago

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    Anon Yymi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trespassers must bring prosecco

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old bed frame and rocks is an interesting way to reinforce the fence.

    KDS
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Owner must have a goat.

    Alditekim
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here let me help : Trespassers will be prostituted.

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    Sergy Yeltsen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks can be deceiving. Remember, only one of these two people have a felony conviction and spent time in jail.

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What hard to reach places? Is it to burn off those annoying ear & nose hairs, or are you thinking crack & sack? Needs clearer instructions.

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to google to see if this was legit. It is. Both got a multi-million dollar contract. I genuinely love how the most uptight social gatekeeper in the world and an OG have both mellowed with age so they can pay their bills by mocking themselves. I am not disparaging either one because its inspiring to see people grow to be more accepting, happy individuals.

    Little L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're actually good friends!

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing worse than having a joint and nothing to light it up with

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The commercials for these are equally hilarious. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W13PyvlTxxY

    Sue G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re actually friends, but I’d rather hang out with him.

    XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦 🇬🇧
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that these two have become friends! I don't even care if it's a marketing ploy, as they always seem to be having so much fun!😀 More so, because before her incarceration, Martha could be kind of uppity & snarky. I think that was an eye- opener, and she came out more accepting. She seems to be embracing culture, having fun, making new friends, taking sexy selfies in the pool, Snoop has introduced her to the "greener" side of life😉 I'm not even gonna hate, get it Martha!

    ForestMaker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand this one. Can someone explain it, please?

    Silre
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which part don't you understand? The weed joke or the Martha went to jail and Snoop didn't joke?

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    We are often drawn to specific subjects or interests for a reason. Many people are interested in cars, movies, technology, the arts, etc., and these interests frequently reflect the values and culture of our society. Some people, however, defy these shared interests and pursue their own unique passions.

    Dave shared how his interest in ‘crap stuff’ has escalated over the years. “I’ve always been fascinated by crap stuff. A couple of years ago, I made a calendar of crap benches from the photos I’d taken whilst walking the LOOP and the Capital Ring in London. I also do crap drawings of bands and made a calendar from them last year. I started the Crap Signs group in February 2021; I had a fair amount of photos and was the only contributor for a short while, then Facebook picked up on it, and our membership began to snowball,” wrote Dave.

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    Mars
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I adore restaurant names like this. There's a place in Tacoma called Pho King, which is also a pun (:

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's like having a restaurant that made fun of the WTC in its name.

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sink your teeth into our amazing food!

    MrsFettesVette
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand this post's title, these have been great signs, not bad signs

    Imanuella
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today's specials is Pad Panic.

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    Jason
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instructions unclear....

    Katie Lutesinger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...out the door? In circles? Into the nearest wall? I need more information!

    mountkilamontanjiro
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can hear the beat drop when you read run

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess that's all the time they had before the zombies got him

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, can we get a tl;dr version?

    Kris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read ejaculation plan 😬

    K.H.M.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DUN dun dun dun DUN dun dun dun

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    Sergy Yeltsen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would not be able to resist touching the cat. Whereby it will promptly leave (probably).

    Rae Ramirez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is this? I can get that cat to leave and stray gone!! I will smother it with my love, and it will run away just like both of my cats.

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    Anton Swanepoel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way I see it, if someone pets the cat and they get a bit mauled, it's okay, because they're already at the health center.

    Greta Kolding
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they will sue you for bleeding on the carpet.

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    TAG86
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat came back... the very next day! The cat came back, we thought he was a goner but the cat came back Just wouldn't stay awayyyyyy

    Laroo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The chair is the cat’s now.

    Sergio Bicerra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whole waiting room actually, it's just allowing patients to make company.

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    Ozymandias73
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just make him the honorary mascot already. Kitty likes the building. Kitty owns the building.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But the cat came back, the very next day...."

    G R
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait this is down the road from me. Is it wrong to change GPs just to meet a cat?

    Tweaked
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll touch the cat, it's in a doctors surgery.. I'm in the best place if it goes badly.

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    Despite sign makers' best efforts, errors are all too common. Dave and his community have already seen a bunch of bad signs. However, some errors in signs are more frequent than others.“Most signs should really only exist to either provide directions or information, any that fail to do so due to grammatical errors, etc., have the potential to amuse, but I would say our favorite types would be passive/aggressive ones, and those that are so poorly made that you can’t help but laugh,” shared Dave.

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    Sad Quokka
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instructions unclear, I held the baby underwater

    Confused Duck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instructions not clear, dog is stuck in the fish tank

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pro tip: It's actually easier if you temporarily remove the baby's diaper. The moisture absorbing gel gets messy plus any urine in the diaper can mess up water chemistry and possibly harm the fish. (this looks like it is from that booklet about how to raise kids. It's totally for humor but many of them are pretty funny.)

    Meow purr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... I guess its sorta accurate?

    freakingbee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i've seen all of these signs before, they're hilarious, you should go check them out

    Imjust jim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bonding with baby...yep, just hilarious until you get to the one that makes you think - well not exactly that but close - with your own kids. Throwing the boy in the air one day and he kind of sailed on me, had to scramble to make the fair catch!!!

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    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks pretty happy to have placed his kid in the fish tank.

    Scarlett Fox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha I have this book! It's got a lot of great "tips" 😂

    Iblowsheep_V3.2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why in the f**k am i laughing so hard at this?

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    MrsFettesVette
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there anyone who isn't aware of diarrhea?!

    Jane Cortez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should read: For ‘little squirts,’ ‘pain in the asses’ and for those that are in a ‘get dealt a crappy hand as a result.’….

    Cynthia Flandorffer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they have extra pampers for adults

    Will Cable
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of Hospital Radio, Ivan Brackenbury on YT

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    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its not your fault, your just confused

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    Jonny Man
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing how many BC transit memes there are, I live here and I feel it completely :P

    TAG86
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha I was totally thinking I need to send this to my friend who's a BC Transit bus driver, then I saw the logo and was like "oh, never mind, he definitely would have seen this already"

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    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to meet the person responsible for them having to put a sign up.

    Derpy789
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's why I keep missing the bus to school? I had no idea

    Asdomar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems stupid but I bet this solved most of the complaints: the sign is stupid, people even more

    Toni Kay
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to print this out for my son! 😂 we have a 1/4 mile driveway downhill on a back road and have to drive him to the bottom of the driveway. He is lucky he has a nice (school) bus driver that will wait for a minute if he isn’t down there. I think she can see our headlights are on face road waiting for him.

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    Even though there are new signs made every day, Dave noted that there is little variation in trends and changes of what constitutes a bad sign. He wrote: “There are only so many categories and we pick what we think are the best of them.”There are certain commonalities among bad signs that continue to frustrate and confuse people, whether it's a misspelling, a confusing layout, or weird information. Despite efforts to improve signage design and quality, these persistent issues indicate that much work remains to be done in the field of sign-making.

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    Aria Whitaker
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As opposed to employed swine...which goes by another name altogether....

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    waddles
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey that's basically me

    Luna
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But! You’re wearing a suit in your pfp!

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    Jason
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might be a police joke in here somewhere

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proof that pigs can not put on lipstick straight.

    Lou
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just pigs in space.

    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They could be influencers.

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    Sad Quokka
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The word mostly has me slightly worried

    Imanuella
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I applaud your honesty but I will remain outside. Thank you.

    Chihuahua Mama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't just leave some alive! They will remember your attempts to kill them and wait patiently for their opportunity to exact revenge

    Hobistapioka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes exactly!!! Every summer they send a new army to me and plotting their revenge. Should i be worried?

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    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My reasons for being here are also mostly resolved

    funkybluegirl
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that as SPIDERS!!! STAY AWAY!!! SPIDERS!!!

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    Joe Reaves
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It depends - is the spider infestation still only MOSTLY solved?

    DustTea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAHHHHHHHH- oop- ahhhhhhh

    Derpy789
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will panic as i d*** well please

    Rahim Carlock
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And tomorrow we will teach you how to pet an angry hippopotamus .

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    Maintaining a Facebook community can prove itself to be a piece of work. Dave shared what difficulties he and his team have encountered over the years and what he intends for people to take away from this group. “Mainly, we just want to make our members laugh, but we admins do like to stir things up now and then. What started out as something amusing for my mates has morphed into what can occasionally be a bit of a monster. Anything about sexual politics or veganism has a tendency to blow up in the comments section. I once had to wade in and break up a massive row that had started over some broccoli.”

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    DforDory
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for you Chris! Sharing is caring.

    Chewie Baron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Incest. Keeping it in the family since forever.

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    glowworm2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life is a highway and I’m gonna ride it all night long!

    Austin Sauce
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happened to Chris in 2017?

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do that road adoption thing here in Washington state and I like it. Too many Americans DON'T take mental ownership of public spaces and treat them the way some people treat a rental car. I don't adopt roads (age /health / lack of friends lol) but I pick up trash here and there as I see it. If everyone did that we could look more like some place like Japan. Also of course if some folks didn't INTENTIONALLY throw it on the ground. (RHEEEeee!)

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    Robert K
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a place for all of god's creatures Right next to the mashed potatoes.

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks photoshopped. It does not look like a changeable sign and I doubt that would be their permanent sign.

    KDS
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this mean I don’t have to say the blessing before I eat since the animals will already be blessed?

    Luna Crow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Bless this food which we're about to eat.."

    Dolly_of TheCowboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think my favourite thing about Hebrews 13:8 is it only takes one exclamation mark to change the entire tone

    Sargio
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the problem? It's not like it's this Friday

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    Lydia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HMM they clearly need another hammer and some more glass and some more hammers

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    Mayakidd
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You break the hammer glass with fist, and break the window glass with hammer. The placement of the top sign is incorrect, its content is not.

    M O'Connell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually the glass that you are supposed to break with your fist or elbow has a couple of score lines in it already to facilitate the process.

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    Kris
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I allways keep a tiny hammer in my pocket, along with my tiny violin

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are you guys confused? Doesn't everyone carry an extra hammer on them...?

    April Caron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is akin to needing scissors to open a new package of scissors.

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    Alien Ghost
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could not load witty comment.

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this China? Government censors blocking them from evil web sites such as Google translate.

    Herman Chang
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have Baidu translate! The message meant only Chinese spoken on calls.

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    JoJoB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's an Asian restaurant in Vegas called "Grand Sign Kitchen." Sounds like something got lost in translation.

    Red Lotus
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    你说中文吗?为什么杀死所有人?😅

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    LandAhoy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who on earth takes Spanish classes, or any lesson at all, before 9am?

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    Oscar Turing
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might want to localize those error messages

    Your local pyromaniac
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve also seen the reverse of this, especially on birthday cards here in the UK. I love you but Jesus thinks you’re a cünt!!!

    Jaaawn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how we use that word entirely different from Americans, especially here in Scotland.

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    The Other Guest
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would make a lovely cross stitch project.

    Roberto Durante
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw this version "go sins, otherwise I die for nothing"

    Don't Talk to Me
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    El Howard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bumper sticker is similar: "Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an a*****e!"

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    Charlie the Cat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to try the strange juice.

    Jen M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No comments on the neon red man on fire?

    dollh h
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rude and unreasonable chicken must've tried the strange juice.

    Ronstantin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English isn't my first language, but "to take notice of safe the suppery are very crafty" doesn't really make sense, does it?

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure it's the SLIPPERY that are very crafty, which makes much more sense.

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    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the chicken is tired of getting asked why it crossed the road?

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have some chickens that roam my neighborhood this applies to

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true! My Rhode Island Reds were pretty cool chickens but my neighbor's Buff Orlington rooster was a right A-hole.

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay eagle-eyed Pandas. At the back, "Please don't cross any railings lest rudeness (business) happens"?

    Kim Irving
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is there a person on fire? I mean, I feel that, just curious.....

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    #19

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    Laroo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All fun and games until you accidentally wipe on a slug. 🤮

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unsure if my septic system would approve

    Iblowsheep_V3.2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pretty sure these are not sewer or septic system safe, however, if you s**t in a compost heap, go for it!

    El Howard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know what's really funny about Americans hoarding toilet paper instead of food? 75% of the world's population doesn't use toilet paper! Think about that for a while...

    Red Lotus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always found it super icky to use just toilet paper 🤮

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    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I'm definitely going to have to panic.

    ERIN W.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HEY BACK IN "THE DAY" CORN HUSKS AND SEARS CATALOGUES WORKED GREAT! SOMETIMES ONE HAS TO WORK WITH WHATS AVAILABLE, YA KNOW?!😲🦉

    Cardboard Box
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's okay cauliflowers, he's done now. Shh-shh-shh, you're okay.

    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good grief, just stick your butt in the shower if you're out of tp. People will resort to anything but actually washing themselves, I swear.

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    #20

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    Ah yes, the common lemon fish

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    DforDory
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they on the SEAshelves?

    Mayakidd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seeing the entire display - it is showing the typical concept of squeezing lemon juice onto fish, which if you have done this with an actual lemon will result in seeds ending up over the fish. Some people do not like this, s would probably quite like their seafood to be seedless after squeezing lemon juice onto it.

    zak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it when restaurants put the little hair-net-thing on half a lemon, so when you squeeze the juice on your food any seeds get caught in the net 😁👍

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    Derpy789
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My question is what kind of seafood comes with seeds

    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer most of my seafood seedless

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's shrinkflation for you. Always giving you a bit less than what they used to give you.

    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should look into what medieval people classified as seafood to get around Lent regulations.

    Zane Lumagrowl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, a beaver swims, so it must be seafood, right?

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    DebSue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow the ever elusive Puckerfish

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    #21

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    Laroo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you break in they’ll bombard you with all the Bounty coconut chocolates as punishment.

    Peppy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s ringing alarm bells,…. Oh wait, no it isn’t

    Ozzyols
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s got to be Scottish

    Wilf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who can only mentally process this in a Glaswegian accent?

    Don't Talk to Me
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    Jods
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t make my mind up which is more worrying. The spelling or someone really thinking this is a proper alarm.

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    Full Name
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs to be added to the Oxford English Dictionary immediately!

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    Abby da great
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this so funny I cannot stop laughing hahahahahahahahahahaha help

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My youngest grandson loved floods like this. stomp stomp splash splash "OMG! How are you all wet and muddy we are supposed to leave for town in 2 minutes!"

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh i see, this pic must be taken from 10 thousand feet in the air or something...

    =._.=
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no!! How will they cope!

    Best Behave
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a grip of yourself man, you’re making a scene

    DustTea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that grass looks like it would be nice to walk on with bare feet. very squishy

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    #23

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    Confused Duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just give the man his car park!

    🥀~Night Rose~🥀
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I know the restaurant issue has been resolved BUT STILL THEY ARE THE TWATS WHY TF DID THEY NOT LET HIM BUILD THE BLOODY RESTAURANT AND MAKE A ROAD ON HIS OWN LAND SORRY THAT THIS IS SO LONG BUT I NEEDED TO RANT OH AND ALSO THAT LAWYER WAS SO FRIKIN ANNOYING. AAAAAAAAA

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Diddly Twat much more popular than their competitor Diddly Squat.

    Chancey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The actual name of the farm shop is Diddly Squat but someone vandalized the sign a couple weeks ago to Diddly Twat.

    PupperPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the new name for Clarkson's farm shop?

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH GOD what did Jeremy clarkson do to p**s off the council

    Rahim Carlock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me ma'am, is that diversion extra?

    dingliusyeeeeeeeeeee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is so much going on here. Chadlington. Diddly Tw@t farm shop. Diversion. ROTFLMAO!!!

    Christian Fuller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the road is a Chad diddling his tw... no, wait, that doesn't work.

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    #24

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    Confused Duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Modern art is getting confusing.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quite practical actually. It probably saved a lot of angry Karen letters to the city council.

    Jonny Man
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hoo boy. I've seen this story play out before. 15 years later the neighbourhood folks will realize that it's temporary only by a cosmic scale, rather than a human one...

    Derpy789
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they meant "CONtemporary" That would've made more sense

    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once came across a road sign that said that the road was semi-permanently deactivated.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen those on Old Route 66, where the road is no longer maintained (and is pretty rough in some places as a result) but is still needed to access farm fields and such.

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    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like it's more work to put that in and rip it out than just brick

    Jj321
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are probably working on a waterline and need to reaccess under the area, but need to keep it covered and safe while waiting for parts or something.

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    Heather Talma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And how many years has it been there?

    Lady of the Mountains
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well hopefully it will be now someone's painted it

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    #25

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    Mrs Irish Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very hard to get decent tomatoes

    Mark Fuller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd definitely have tomatoes over Boris or Corbyn.

    Charl Marx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bring back the days when UK politics news was just Ed Milliband eating a bacon sandwich a bit oddly.

    BetterBitterButter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Politicians come and go but the love and need for tomatoes is permanent.

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bad year for blight huh

    Vix Spiderthrust
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That and the fact that it's more profitable to sell tomatoes to the whole EU rather than to Britain. Apparently the sunlit uplands aren't *so* sunlit that you can grow tomatoes in them

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    Exotic Butters
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tomatoes are better from your own garden. Don't know about your idiot politicians.

    Chancey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't wait for ripe New Jersey tomatoes this year!!!

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    #26

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    Robert K
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would recommend trying the clown - but it tasted funny

    urfavswiftie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think i might be able to eat a baby, but not under 30 minutes, sorry. can i get it to go?

    Rahim Carlock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sir, that chair chewed on my leg for a good 40 minutes. Do you have any hot sauce?

    Jane Doesephine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only eat vegan, free range, homeschooled, gluten, lactose and dairy free kids with blond hair and I’ll take my time thanks

    Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Other than what is obviously wrong with this sign, there is the fact that most restaurants do not even bring your food on 30, much less be able to eat the customers in 30.

    Scout Finch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaahhh the table is eating someone!!

    Avant Garde
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    never been to a place where you could eat the customers.. must be Hannibal Lecter s favorate!

    MYislandGirl77
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ***takes MIL out for lunch*** "BRB, gotta go to the ATM machine"

    BetterBitterButter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anything for the vegetarians? Or do you have beans as customers too?

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    #27

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    Mrs Irish Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldnt want to get mixed up and have yellow holy water

    T5n
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or brown. That would literally be “holy s**t”

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    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toilets, holy water and a fire exit all in one. It’s like the cloaca of church hallways!

    DforDory
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today on 'How it's made...'

    Lester the Space Duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on what you ate the night before, you might NEED the holy water after using the toilets!

    Derpy789
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see no fire exit here. They're probably trusting that the holy water will put out the fire

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    #28

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    DustTea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don’t think fredriksberg has a school

    IamKade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    L.. is for the way you art at me. O.. is for the only downtown is see. V.. is very, very, extra-river-nary. E.. is culinary more than anyone that you adore can.

    Michelle Brandt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's.....that's not how it works.....

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really appreciate the larts.

    Connie Martin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I want to see the stupid sculpture, whatever it is

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you zoom in on the text at the bottom it is a "sculpture" and they encourage you to share photos of it to promote Virginia.

    RafCo (he/him/ele)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, but I've been to Fredericksburg, and this sign fits.

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    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well they’re no Nat King Cole, that’s for sure

    RockSteady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is in Fredericksburg, VA. Virginia has a slogan "Virginia is for Lovers" and all through out the state, local artists are commissioned to decorate the word "Love". The sign is explaining the artists decorative representation for each letter. It is not a mnemonic.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for explaining! If anyone else is curious, I looked up the sculpture after reading this: 599dccfa1d...age_-1.jpg 599dccfa1d104.image_-1.jpg

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    #29

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sign is funny but also think about the fact that enough women DIDN'T put the dirty diapers in the trash that they felt the need to pay for purchase / install of a sign asking them to do so. Some human beings ARE trash.

    Yali-girl with weird name
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but then they’d just crawl out and eat everyone with tears from their own small almond-like eyes

    MyLittleVee-Vees!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instructions unclear baby is in trash now

    Derpy789
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's child abuse. Someone needs to call CPS. Unless it's a fetus, then we keep quiet

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    #30

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    Lovely sentiment but what I would prefer to know is how long my train is delayed for….

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    Yali-girl with weird name
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t celebrate my womens day if I can’t get home

    The Person
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My teacher at school was like: Happy international women's day everyone! And then some kid in class went: But it's a half-day!

    Haywood Jablome
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The train will be here in just a minute it's almost ready"

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you live in Sydney, probably until next week

    Cloudberry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why celebrate injustice in the first place?

    #31

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    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The surprise ones are the worst

    ProgHead777
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Due to unforeskin circumstances...

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to tell people your shop is temporarily closed while you go to ER over a zipper accident.

    Snorky The Pig
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it is on a friday the 13th...

    oktopus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is a cut above the rest.

    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that doesn’t mean the guy circumcising has a blindfold on.

    Robert K
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh - cutting the end off the day a bit early? What d*cks!

    Avant Garde
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someones having a bad friday the 13th

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    #32

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Common sort of sign in the dementia wing of a rest home. BUT - I'm lol'ing at the fact they apparently needed to print out the reverse sequence for some of the folks visiting the dementia patients. (IRL it's just sad. I did some temp work in a rest home and one of the dementia patients used to beg me to help her get out of the building. You could clearly see that wasn't a good idea.)

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen this too working on copier machines in nursing homes the code for the door is often printed in small lettering somewhere on the sign. They do this so you don’t have to bother the staff if they are busy.

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    ProgHead777
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is probably so drunk people can't get in. I guess. It's the only thing I can think of.

    Mary Rogers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone else posted that this is a common sign in dementia facilities.

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    Rod McCabe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And, to think, in technology, this is know as "heuristic(s)"

    Derpy789
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope it's not the same for all doors

    Harlan Sarvis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you couldn't just........ *flips table with red face*

    gmf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's -13, can I come in now?

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's probably plenty enough to keep dementia patients from wandering away and becoming lost.

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    #33

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    Great NHS signage - saved me from taking a dump in the bin. Close shave.

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    Sergy Yeltsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me, or does it not look particularly clean?

    Clare Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What you’re seeing at the bottom of the toilet is limescale. It’s comes from hard water and I think it’s made up of calcium in the water. The toilet is not dirty, it’s just needs some limescale remover.

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we still in the dementia wing?

    Peppy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No s**t Sherlock, … well maybe some s**t

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why didn’t they name the containers and handle also?

    Derpy789
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the flusher on the wall?

    Procrastinating....
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is pretty common in the UK in high traffic toilets. The cistern is behind the wall, in theory it's easier to clean...but they never seem to be 🤢

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    Irish Lassie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a happy little toilet, no?

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    #34

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    At all time's, surely.

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    waddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    your grammar is giving me stroke's, please read some book's on correct grammar

    Walter Joseph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They's forgot the apostrophe in time's

    DustTea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i had a stroke reading this

    RMA
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plea’se be ‘supervi’sed a’s ‘signage may cau’se ‘stroke’s

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look's like the grocer's got a new job!

    Nancy Reynolds
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel compelled to write a customer notice warning others of your terrible grammar. Someone might have a stroke reading this.

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anger against additional Apostrophes

    Derpy789
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what belonging to the chickens, cats, kittens, and rabbits are we not supposed to touch? Must be pretty "Feral" if they were in such a rush to make this sign that they forgot grammar.

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cool kids moonwalk to the shops

    quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bros moon walking to the shops

    Ronstantin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Iiiiiiii can't dance, Iiiiiiii can't walk …"

    Derpy789
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh, yes. I think those people are my uncles after they see the sign. My father already got off the sign, he ran so fast.

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    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously had one entitled customer too many

    Tweaked
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that escalated quickly.

    Mrs Irish Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, yes it would... the price of a bag of chips these days is crazy

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it's a start innit?

    Sheila Carty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bothered by the fact that this is a purchased sign and not just handwritten in frustration

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    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shucks, I can't even manage 1 these days

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's because of the 30 minute rule in that other post. You really can't eat more than 5 in 30 minutes.

    Christian Fuller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an odd way to compete with Five Guys, McDonalds.

    Avant Garde
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can I take the rest home in a doggy bag?

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better not ask where this McDonalds is sourcing its meat from

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we rounding up or down?

    Derpy789
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could probably fit 4 but I'll restrain myself

    GingerPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ba da ba ba ba, I'm eating folks.

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    Mayakidd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Know why it's a zebra? According to some hunting around, to get people to come in and ask "why is it a zebra?"

    Strings
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually kinda brilliant marketing

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    Christian Fuller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently the White Lion met the Black Horse from above. This is their kid.

    Bill McDowall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lion + Horse doesn't = Kid. There has to be a goat involved at some point. 🤭

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    Tweaked
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can actually, somewhat answer this one I think. The white lion is a very common name for a pub, the zebra is to disguise it from other white lion pubs.

    El Dee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a zebra because it's fine dining FOR a white lion..

    dab
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wolf in sheep's clothing is up the street

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until you find out what they think is a steak

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a restaurant, and the zebra is the white lion's favorite dish.

    Peppy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s the lion’s dinner

    Magnion
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think that word means what you think it means

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    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This might be taking the 'everything's a dildo if you're brave enough' to another level

    Jul_Jul_C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interestingly in french " pine"( pronounce peen) is a slang word for a d:ck.

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sounds like an ad for a nature scented bathroom air freshener.

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spongebob took the wrong bus again and now he`s stranded in Happy Bottom

    Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a road near us than runs through some woods and it floods all the time. Its is called "the bottoms", and the bottoms flood.

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    Bec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess I'll never understand that metric system

    Peppy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    28 hours a day 56 weeks a year

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Advertisers lie about everything.

    MacFrog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This goes up to eleven...

    Derpy789
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where'd the extra days come from?

    Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That way they scan still have their employees work 7 days and still have 2 days off.

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THATS how you know they've got good business

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    Laroo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live opposite something like this. For most of the year there’s only about an inch or two of water but when it rains it fills quickly and gets very deep and fast moving.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't believe there are any signs like this, but I live near a river with a very fast-draining watershed. Normally there's a shallow stream a few feet wide, but in the spring or after a heavy rain it can swell to 10' deep and up to 50' wide.

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    Ali H M Salehuddin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Picture purposely taken out of context? I suspect there is a lake or a beach nearby.

    ecco
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes but it’ll just be because the stream has dried up

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    The Person
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like that scene from Men in Tights!

    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else think of Robin Hood: Men in Tights?

    Jupiter Davis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah that one scene in Men In Tights

    Derpy789
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd swim but there's just too much

    Rae Ramirez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t even think my toe could drown in this

    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't think you could swim in that sludge if you tried

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you E never heard of bog snorkelling then! Actual real life activity! Even has a World Championship!

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    dollh h
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cow had a vegan diet. The chicken, not so much.

    Jonny Man
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Momma had a chicken, Momma had a cow, Dad was proud, he didn't care how...

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's vegan imitation chicken and steak. I went to a vegetarian restaurant once and they had "chicken" on the menu. I ordered it and it turned out to be made from seasoned tofu. (I was a bit annoyed at first, but it was very tasty).

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Missing a hyphen. Veg-an' pies.

    Derpy789
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe it's vegan chicken and steak

    Chihuahua Mama
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think someone may not have a clear understanding of what vegan is... just a guess though

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    Mrs Irish Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Putting it up your nose will not make you smarter

    CelticElff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, but let me take a moment to enjoy the lovely penmanship, spelling errors aside.

    Abby da great
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me way too long to realize what was wrong. It seems that I have neither power nor powder.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "All our smarts are dust in the wind"

    Ronstantin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *imagining He-Man yelling "I have the powdeeeeer!"

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    Ode
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Washing the dirrrty laundry of the humankind? Poor God needs working rights asap, he used to work even Sundays...

    Jk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why else would he have made that flood?

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Cleanliness is next to Godliness."

    DforDory
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and the tornado is the centrifuge?🤔

    Pieter LeGrande
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tornadoes form under the vacuum cleaner when God cleans the floor up there.

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    Dolly_of TheCowboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "and lo, Jesus did reach out and held up the Dynamo liquid and spake to those assembled 'I give unto you these washing instructions that My Father, The Lord God gave unto me: half a cap for a light load and a full cap for heavy soiling or hard water'. Then The Lord spake again to those assembled 'Do not pour directly on the clothing. Add softener into the final rinse'. And those assembled did as they were told unless they were hand washing when a quarter cap per bucket was deemed righteous and seemly in the eyes of The Almighty Father, who was washing"

    Derpy789
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he washing off his own sins?

    El Dee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cleanliness is next to Godliness right enough..

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He really isn't. I haven't washed my van in about 3 years and I can tell he hasn't either. Sure, it rains, but that's like my aspie grandson standing in the shower. everything gets wet, nothing actually gets clean

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    Jane Doesephine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *jumps over table* *falls* *distant ambulance sounds*

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exhibit A at the injury lawsuit trial.

    Telepathetic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I threw mine to the wind long ago

    Derpy789
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What made them think I would use caution? It it the fact that I have fallen off those types of stools because I was careless?

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    Christian Fuller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's also a section for Dwaynes, over in Pwumbing.

    T5n
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those middle ones are looking Gneiss!

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is a sordid Rock his evil twin? He seems like a nice guy when I see him in interviews.

    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t smell what it’s cooking?

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    DforDory
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not questioning your preferences...

    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve heard of a coffee grinder before but this is ridiculous!

    Derpy789
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmmmmmmmmmm. Someone probably used it for those reasons

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe this is the next game in Squid Game - drinking a whole can of fukken strong coffee

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    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could find the same thing in Washington DC

    Cal the dragon (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Went there on vacation last summer. Great city, but it smelled like smoke and had dog cràp bags everywhere. Had a great time tho

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    Derpy789
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some of my neighbors would probably do that just so they wouldn't have to pick it up. Though they would probably leave bags and say "choose your own size and smell!"

    Mary Rogers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, thanks. I'm good. I am up to my eyeballs with cat c**p. Thank goodness for self-scooping litter boxes!

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    Judes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't bad if these signs are in a waiting room (so you are not currently at an appointment and you can use your phone).

    rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

    tom qwerty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seems a bit counter initative

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My local dentist has the "no phones at any time" next to a "use our free WiFi" sign.

    ErolHM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's legit. I've scanned the code.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you’re waiting, it’s OK. Getting a Proctoscope ? Nope !

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    Scout Finch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give a gift that will butter her up.

    AlexJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I *CAN* believe it's not flowers

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just want to clarify something here for the non-UK folks like myself. These are ALL different kinds of butter? Dang. That's a lot of freakin' choices.

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are margarines. We DO have a lot of butter choices though. Living in Scotland, I may be biased but ours is the best!

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    Derpy789
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not even good for the flowers

    Rod McCabe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not with Marlon Brando, tho.

    Pedantic Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that scene rather controversial given what we now know about it?

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    Mayakidd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the main service that they provide, it's quite prominent on their site, but not every customer will request it and they do laddered clearing too. It's not wrong, they can't just go back to the office and unhook the ladders for each ladderless appointment.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They also moonlight as Elopement Consultants.

    Nic Younghusband
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, this is actually my window cleaner's van!!

    Derpy789
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they go into your house?

    Rod McCabe
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    I think I know what happened here. Its all centered around the US hyper-hyper-sensitvity. The sign made the ladders "feel hurt." So they compromised.

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    Libstak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is weird about this one?

    Daria
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That the horse is actually white.

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi-Yo, Ebony! Away! (for you young folks that's a play on the Lone Ranger's catch phrase)

    Phil Green
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe should read, "The Black Horse Sign"?

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    Mayakidd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Judging by the Bitsa Wispa, this is from the UK. In the UK, there are NO artificial colours or flavours in any of these products. Went out of the way to look up the Haribos - this applies to the UK Haribos of both Tangfastics and Starmix. This doesn't apply to American ones, but these are not American, tey are UK, the sign is correct.

    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The diabetes is definitely not artificial

    Jonny Man
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every single thing that's ever had a human hand put to it is artificial, that's literally the meaning of "artifice," hence even your organic hand-crafted gourmet charcuteries are artificial as well as artisanal.

    Mayakidd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's referring to the items on the ingredients list. That is what it means in food manufacturing, and is very much common knowledge.

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    dab
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    real snacks, no fake stuff here!

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reduce, REUSE, recycle.

    Samuel Pelatan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Artificial : made or produced by human beings rather than occurring naturally, especially as a copy of something natural" NOTHING, huh ?

    Mayakidd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    None of the ingredients are made or produced by human beings, but have come from natural sources. That is true of the ingredients in all of these products in the country they ae being sold in.

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    Cultural appropriation at its finest.

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    dejadru
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    US expat in Europe here—this is a whole thing, very confusing at first. (Spoiler: they aren’t remotely tacos) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_tacos

    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re just like regular tacos, except smaller, and more condescending.

    MauKini
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesnt belong here. French Tacos are a thing in France, Germany and Austria... It has nothing todo with real tacos though..

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I googled. This is apparently an actual thing. It could ALSO be "cultural appropriation" (like I care) but it isn't just this one shop. From the web: "A French tacos or matelas is a fast food dish which usually consists of a flour tortilla grilled and folded around a filling of French fries, cheese, and meat, among other deli ingredients"

    Dirk Daring
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next door: Authentic Japanese baklava.

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woo hoo! Party on Wayne!

    Laura Roney
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Punctuation is very important !

    Derpy789
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *sees sign* *proceeds to buy all of the alcohol nearby*

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    Confused Duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why am I in this picture, I don't like it

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I definitely need that sticker slapped on my chest right now, but did anyone else wonder about that missing ear? Assuming it's a similar shape as the other one, I just hope someone didn't damage themselves :-O

    Telepathetic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought it was a white chocolate Easter candy. Aways bit the ears first

    Michelle Brandt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Opportunity to crochet an ear and make it floppy, then it's super cute!

    Derpy789
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the some of the kids in my school would probably buy it just to dare each other to suck on it

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It actually wasn't that adorable BEFORE it got damaged.

    ecco
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those stickers are really common in shops like TK Maxx and dunelm in the uk

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    Clare Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like sliding doors. Put your hand on the raised piece of wood next to the glass and pull the doors apart.

    Your local pyromaniac
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you must bare magnetic powers to open this door

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    Mayakidd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, the Museo dell'Altro e dell'Altrove di Metropoliz. It's an art gallery and squat in Italy with over 300 art pieces and murals maintained by the people who live there. Yes, the FART sign is one of the art installations.

    Max M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't remember signing up for a fart subscription, yet still i fart alot

    Derpy789
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the three year-old in me is laughing

    Jasmine Liljensøe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Danish fart means speed. Maybe this was taken in a Scandinavian country?

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    David Fox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's quite normal in here in the UK outside of towns. Usually they say "Thank you, Drive Carefully"

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is probably a sister sign before this. I've seen similar signs where the first sign asked you to do something for safety (like turn on your headlights or go slow through a zone) and then at the other end a second sign said thank you.

    April Caron
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seen on Canadian roads everywhere. 😊

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a polite sign! You're welcome!

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly someone didn't want "for driving carefully" on their sign and scratched it off.

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're welcome :D

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    Derpy789
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they were replaced with tomatoes. or someone forgot to do their job

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you make minimum wage and your boss has you restock the tomatoes but does not specifically tell you to move the temporary sign to the back.

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    ProgHead777
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is equally funny to both Americans and Brits, but for slightly different reasons. Lol

    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For people who work 3 days a week

    Bobby
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For my fellow Americans, this means something different than you may have thought initially. Think more like how tweetie bird talks about cats

    X X
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What Bobby is trying to say is: fa nny = pussy

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    Rod McCabe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok. I'm loving the dichotomous "trim" discussion.

    Dave Morris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad to see someone trimmed the bush...

    RMA
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tittybottle Park is in the next town, but this one does have Busty Bank.

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    Robert K
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    2 years ago

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    Prefer no hedge at all

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    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was arrested for trying to sell mine.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the looks of that half melted frosting it's probably true

    DforDory
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the glaze on it? No thanks🤢

    Derpy789
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone had their four- no five-year old do the signs.

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gimme the one with two cherries, thanks.

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    Confused Duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genuinely can't work out what it's meant to say though (I know it's a typo, but was the word they were trying to write?)

    Greymom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a*n*a*l, as in the glands under a dog’s tail. They produce a very stinky smelling fluid and are “self cleaning “ in many dogs, but in some dogs they have to be manually expressed by a vet or groomer. It’s a nasty job and,no, they aren’t going to do it for free 😂

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    Dirk Daring
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a dog groomers. They aren't offering free a**l gland expressing, which people must be asking for a lot. (No joke, dogs do need that done for them)

    Rod McCabe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, now this f'in response just put me out.🤣🤣

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't do a**l expressing for free either.

    Levi Owens
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It probably does say "A**l" and goes on to say "Gland expressing". An unsavory requirement for some pets.

    LoneTomato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could be cleaning the "a**l" glands. Some dogs need it

    Lavi Berko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    free anak what? free a*al s*x, free a*al inspection, free an*l biopsy.

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    Confused Duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to the UK, sometimes it's cheaper to pay the fine than the ticket 😂

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it’s a protester, he ‘s got some fancy sign making equipment! The sign really makes no sense at all , does it ?

    Mayakidd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an interesting one - Britannia Parking Exeter Road Bournemouth was intended as a temporary car park, though it got a contract extension back in 2019. This sign is either something that was put together by a protester (the site is protested due to not being considered safe), was put up while work was being done on the site, or was put up when their contract was running out back in 2019.

    Derpy789
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    right, because there's a place where it's possible to park near enough to that sin that someone in a car would be able to read the fine print

    Rod McCabe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dam! Dangle that damn carrot.

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    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got to get the secret sauce from somewhere

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw man! Pan out! Now I really want to see what their food hygiene rating is.

    Derpy789
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roast chicken taking a sh*t in there

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    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assumed that should have read "St Pancras", then I googled it and found it was a deliberate joke

    Samantha
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or St. Pancreas, the place you go to get discount organs.

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    Confused Duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pancake day in the UK, we are jokers over here, absolute banter that

    Mayakidd
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a tradition by Southeastern Railway, every year on Pancake Day, for trains running between London St. Pancras and Sandwich (Kent).

    PattyK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry but I’m an American and I don’t get this one … ?

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    John Simpson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use the service then tell them to add the $499 to their bankruptcy paperwork

    Bobby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds weird but bankruptcy attorneys still need to get paid too. It's unfortunate that our system requires money to say that you have no money though

    Derpy789
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    false advertisement! it says free consultation!

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m not sure they understand the concept.

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I agree to pay my creditors 1c on the dollar, here's your $5.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I know why their customers are going bankrupt.

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    DustTea
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hate to burst your bubble but the romans already did that

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They only caught one. I have nine hipsters wearing tablecloths and an idea for a great afternoon...

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    T5n
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would it be wrong of me to make a “nail gun” joke. Disclaimer:no disrespect for religion intended.

    Rod McCabe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of our atheist mottos. dark, dark, dark.

    Ronstantin
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Atheists wouldn't bother to hunt Jesus because they don't believe in his existance 😉

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    Jane Doesephine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone else hear this sung to the tune of born to be wild

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's tricky marketing to sell you more guns. Jesus is in heaven so you need a really goo scope but also Jesus is right there with you so you need a shotgun.

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    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing my dad didn't see this he would have charged me as an infant for each time

    Weezy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, you know someone had to have done this (or more than one person, more than once) to make this sign necessary. I have a lot of questions.

    Jane Doesephine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor bartender- I hope he gets paid well

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fees like this are why rest homes are so expensive.

    Robert K
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does this happen often enough to warrant this sign??!!

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    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be a pretty small child in that soup.

    Xenon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody says you get the whole child.

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    Bobby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Children are much lower calorie than I thought

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tomatoes getting so hard to supply they cost more than children.

    Derpy789
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how can the butter be cornish?

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    April Caron
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my experience… this is typical DHL service. Not odd at all!

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    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only the spelling error but they also have the unnecessary and incorrectly used quotation marks.

    Mac
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless they're quoting someone. Like their little kid pronounced it wrong but they thought it was cute and decided to name the dish after what the kid called it.

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's that 9 day old stuff I'd check them too. "Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old."

    Tim Anderson
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody mentioned the Berries tart. Should it be Berries, tart, or Berry Tart or Tart Berries, or something else?

    AlexJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such beautiful handwriting wasted.

    LibrarianJanet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the Burger of the Day signs on Bob's Burgers...

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is sad is as a person living in the USA (litigious nation) I am unsure if this is a joke picture or if some business got sued because someone slipped in their parking lot when it was raining.

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but I can understand this. There was a store by me and the pathway outside got insanely slippery when it rained; I personally slipped and fell. So as ridiculous as it seems, there can be a good valid reason.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they put these all over the city ?

    Julie Snelling
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sad thing is someone will fall A over T and then try and sue

    Osprey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It rained, please don't sue us if you fall."

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    Christian Fuller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, no thanks, I'd rather keep 'em dry.

    Aspen E
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those who can’t read the sign, it says “Soak, Relax, Unwind”

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate cleaning behind the toilet. Could you just build a cabinet around whatever gross stuff is going to accumulate back there?

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So at some point they figured out how to spell colleagues but they only corrected it on the second sign. I guess every little helps.

    Tweaked
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the current financial climate... I'm very tempted by the invisible chilli.

    Confused Duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spag bowl is a common saying in the UK, don't understand what's wrong with this

    Herringbone
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spag bol is common. Spag bowl is possibly limited to this sign and you.

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    Donut Overload
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what about that it says “chilli”

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t any of you Brits want to tell us what it is ?

    Vix Spiderthrust
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should read "spag bol", a common abbreviation of "spaghetti bolognese".

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can worship there, but only if you walk or take the bus.

    Rod McCabe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ummm ... given the entire montage ... priceless.

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're anywhere near Maidstone you've got bigger problems than parking.

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    Snorky The Pig
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    isn't "angleterre" england? 🤯

    Error 404 (He/They)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I hereby introduce you to the french language, making everything even more confusing

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    Samuel Pelatan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    England go home, you are drunk and in France RN

    Clare Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The leather is from England, but the product is made in China.

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    Anon E Mouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's definitely dyslexic though

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also doesn't know where to put its apostrophes.

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    Debbie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think someone wrote this in mirror letters on the other side of the window. I'd probably make a mistake then too. Too busy trying to mirror the images to notice the apostrophe, or that the d is a b.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you have opinions but people don't think you are smart enough they should listen to them.

    Derpy789
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    High-key low-key stupid but also genius

    Rod McCabe
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does work if you think about it. Say product was originally £100. 75% off is now £25. 30% off that means it's now £17.50

    Mayakidd
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    30% of the remaining 15%, so up to 79.5% off. Was this exact wording not widely taught? It was a specific point made in our PSHE classes.

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they will pay me 5% of the original price to take it off their hands?

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "up to" is the sale sign equivalent of when someone pretends they are going to shake your hand but then when you extend yours they jerk their hand up and brush their hair or something to leave you hanging. Bonus points for when they have "STORE WIDE!" in big letters along with "up to" in really tiny letters.

    Vix Spiderthrust
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Monty Python made this point in one of their books. "Increase your sexual attractiveness by up to any number you like, provided you realise this is a meaningless promise because the phrase 'up to' clearly includes the number zero."

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    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just enough of a trouble maker to demand they pay me 5%

    gmf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Up to" - most things will be at full price

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t see anything wrong here.

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anytime a sale says "upto", one thing that costs 50p is 75% off, everything else in the shop is 1% off.

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    Vix Spiderthrust
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The button is usually someplace accessible to wheelchair users.

    Debbie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    indeed, in hospitals they are all on the side, or along the hallway.

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    Confused Duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just in time for Gary Glitter's release

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s gone back, violated his parole!

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    Confused Duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Morning Glory is british slang for an erection you get in the morning when you wake up. So to see that slang next to "pre-school" is what's wrong.

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    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks Duck. Posters need to realize that people from all over the world are reading these posts!

    Jane Doesephine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s wrong with this one dare I ask

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    I'll just take the soup, thanks.

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    Jake Banana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to guess that's a font error, as "sarnie" is a slang term for a sandwich.

    Mayakidd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sannie is the Scottish slang version of Sarnie.

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    Erin Shaw
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe font error for sammie? slang for sandwich in North America. Well I'm in Canada so maybe just here? idk. lol

    Mayakidd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the Scottish variant of the slang.

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    Mrs Irish Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will take 4 sannies, whatever they are 🤷‍♀️

    #84

    Terrible-Funny-Signs

    Cr*p Signs Report

    Confused Duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We do struggle with the 24hr clock over here

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First person to say "nine past thirteen" gets a slap...

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you think you know military / 24 hour time but no, you actually don't. Maybe it is a 24 hour post office except they need a couple of hours in the morning to clean and restock.

    Jane Doesephine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add AM and PM. ADD AM AND PM!!!

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are their closing times ?

    S. E. in Indiana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, does take a long time to open, I wonder what the closing times are?

    Tweaked
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not even questioning this one... mine is only open for 8am-10am... if they could be minus time open they probably would.

    Robert K
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they have a couple of hours to rest before opening...

    Full Name
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they are closed for only 2 hours each weekday and 4 hours at the weekend then this could be correct. (Spoiler: they aren't and it isn't.)

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    #85

    Terrible-Funny-Signs

    Cr*p Signs Report

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not seeing the problem with this one

    ProgHead777
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could be wrong but those look like liquor bottles behind the sign, and the blue things at the bottom of the sign look like pills.

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    Marie Shuck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are not pills they are tokens. You are given one when you purchase something (probably a minimum amount to qualify) and then you can take your token to some boxes and choose the charity box you'd like to support by inserting your token.

    Tweaked
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone discovered the wordart function.

    Holly Marley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Other than using paintshop pro, what's wrong with this?

    Full Name
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like every website in the 90's.

    Jen M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that piles of blue pills?

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