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Alley Cat
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Hi. This is like, the third time I've edited my bio, so hopefully this one sticks!
I am Alley Cat. Here are some scattered facts about me:
-She/her
-I play the Alto Saxophone and I'm a huge band nerd
-I am definitely a cat person
-I have five cats, three dogs, 12 chickens, 16 baby chickens, a rooster, and axolotl, a leopard gecko, some fish, three catfish, who-knows-how-many shrimp, and that possum that comes around every once in a while
-The cats are Tuffy, Rodney, Superman, Rubble, and Jovie
-The dogs are Susie, Sophie, and June
-I am straight (but support LGBT+) and have a million crushes
-I'm in middle school
-I go to Glen Lake (Michigan) every summer-I'm the twin sister of Elyse-the-Squid
-I have an annoying younger brother
My profile pick is a Fleuralis from a game I play
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Hey Pandas, What Are Your Favorite Movie Quotes?
Here's some of my favourite harry potter quotes
1.
"Stop stop STOP! You're going to take someone's eye out. Besides, you're saying it wrong. It's leviooooosa, not leviosaaaaa" - Hermione, philosiphers' stone
2.
"Is it true you shouted at professor Umbridge?"
"yes"
"you called her a liar?"
"yes"
"You told her he who must not be named is back?"
"yes..."
"Have a biscuit potter"
"what!?"
3.
"Harrydidyouputyournameinthegobletafiyah!?" dumbledore asked calmly
4.
"Tell them i mean no harm!"
"I'm sorry professor. I must not tell lies"
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Hey Pandas, What Are Your Favorite Movie Quotes?
Here's some of my favourite harry potter quotes
1.
"Stop stop STOP! You're going to take someone's eye out. Besides, you're saying it wrong. It's leviooooosa, not leviosaaaaa" - Hermione, philosiphers' stone
2.
"Is it true you shouted at professor Umbridge?"
"yes"
"you called her a liar?"
"yes"
"You told her he who must not be named is back?"
"yes..."
"Have a biscuit potter"
"what!?"
3.
"Harrydidyouputyournameinthegobletafiyah!?" dumbledore asked calmly
4.
"Tell them i mean no harm!"
"I'm sorry professor. I must not tell lies"
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Hey Pandas, What Are Your Favorite Movie Quotes?
I’m surrounded by idiots
I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt!
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Hey Pandas, What Does Your Voicemail Say?
"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press no one will answer.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.
If you have amnesia press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name.
If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000
If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.
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Hey Pandas, If You Could Stay At One Age Forever, Which Would You Choose? (Closed)
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Hey Pandas, What's The Scariest Thing That's Happened To You Or Your Friends? (Closed)
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