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When you go into people's homes for a living, you probably see lots of crazy stuff. Never mind the dirty countertops or overflowing trash cans – everyone probably lacks the time to clean up from time to time. Yet, some details in a house might reveal a thing or two about the owner that seem unexpected.

Home service professionals are experts at clocking these types of things. To them, the condition of a house may scream something even though it only whispers it to us regular folks. To find out what kinds of secrets people's homes may hold, one netizen decided to ask these workers: "Professionals who enter people's homes (plumbers, electricians, cleaners): What is something the condition of a house tells you about the owner that they don't realize they are revealing?"

#1

Minimalist living room with wooden floors, a single armchair, and a TV, illustrating home service professionals' client visits. As an electrician it hurts to see how society sidelines older women for jobs and pay


i see way more barely furnished house and units for single women than i do for men and i charge them way less as a result, is it good bussiness - no, but i have to sleep at night.

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Sophie Lo
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8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, that hurts to know. Especially because you know women aren't more likely t want to interior decorate and fill their space, and more men don't even like to.

Pferdchen
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3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This triggered a bit of ptsd for me. When I was a child, I had a paper route. One of my clients was an very elderly woman. The only thing she had in her apartment was a lawn chair and a small black and white TV. I would spend a little time with her occasionally but, looking back, I wish I had known how to get resources for her.

Bored Retsuko
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3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You mean not only do you not a***e the fact that a woman lives alone to pull some weird s**t - no, you're even extra kind to them? (Assuming OP is a man.) I wish there were more like him.

Daisydaisy
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9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bless you ❤️

Matthew Barabas
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4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you wouldnt be able to sleep at all if your business folds due to your generosity.

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    #2

    Messy family living room cluttered with clothes, toys, and household items seen by home service professionals. Plumber here -

    Everything. If you just listen they tell you everything. You just look at a mess, and they will tell you exactly who what where when and how of it. 50% is lies because they can't face themselves, but their posture give that away. I used to judge. Now I just want to hug most people. Life is tough and they are doing what they can to survive. So many hoarders.

    There is a collective grief that is seems everyone is holding right now. A longing for being allowed to put the fakeness down and just been accepted for who they are, mess and all. To be real.

    Everyone puts this world up on social media and wont allow anyone to come over for fear of breaking that image. I've seen cold as ice spotless homes where working for days and you never hear the husband and wife talk to each other. Other times they try to drop all their worlds problems on you. Its not so much looking for conditions of their house to pick up clues. You just need to stop talking and listen and most people never stop revealing. Its like they were holding a breath just waiting.

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    Nichole Harris
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    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know you but I love you God bless your soul... Stay this awesome

    Daisydaisy
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    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want this bloke to be my plumber!!! 😊

    Matthew Barabas
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    wrong. life isnt that tough that you cant clean up after yourself and keep things clean. if you are able to clean, i expect you to keep it sparkling. no excuses.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so very happy for you that you've never experienced chronic clinical depression and have no executive function issues. Good for you.

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    #3

    Hole in worn carpet being lifted, showing damaged floor underneath in a startling home service discovery. Used to sell floors and had to do in home appointments. I have seen some of the worst of the worst when it comes to messy. The one that did it for me was i went to an appointment for “Jessica”. I knock and an 8 year old boy opens with 2 malnourished dogs coming to sniff my shoes. I look around and there is trash and feces everywhere and the smell was unbearable. I ask the boy where is his mom Jessica. He says “my mom is in the mental hospital?” I said okay where is dad he says “i don’t know, he hasn’t been here in days” then the 8 year old boy goes to show me this gigantic hole in the floor. It was in fact the little kid who booked the appointment in his mom’s name. I told him “let me call my team to make sure i pick the right floor for this” stepped out, called my manager and told them about the situation and i immediately called the police for a welfare check. That was my last week as a in home flooring salesperson. I hope he is in better position now.

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    Cee Cee
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    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad you contacted the authorities. Poor kid.

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    #4

    Messy bathroom with clothes scattered on floor and toiletries on the counter seen by home service professionals. I will never eat a work pot luck or someone else's food that I don't know very, very well. I can't tell you how many times I've gone into a million dollar home that's absolutely disgusting. Well dressed people with good jobs that have piles of dog excrements in the house or reek so strongly you want to cover your nose. Piles of disgusting dishes all over the kitchen, floors never swept. Its not just poor people in trailers, there are some really, filthy, dirty people of means. You're never sure who the gross ones are.

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    Laura MG
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in a senior building that has frequent potlucks which I never go to, I cannot bring myself to eat something that was prepared in someone's grungy kitchen

    #5

    Pink-themed home office setup with gaming chair, plush toys, and anime on laptop, illustrating startling home service scenes. Lots of people here are talking about how gross people are. Some people are just quirky

    Went into someone’s house (mover) and everything was pink. Floor, walls, ceiling, furniture, their clothing, etc.

    Except their bedroom, that was lime green.

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    Julie S
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    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was the clients name Barbie by any chance?

    monsieur mabel
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...isn't s/he-eeeee pretty in pink.....pretty in pink 💗

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    #6

    Cluttered bedroom with pink and purple tones, clothes hanging on door, and various items scattered on floor and shelves. When the house is spotless except for one chaotic room, it usually means the person is holding everything together on the outside but is overwhelmed on the inside. You can read people’s stress levels by the corners they stop caring about.

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    Cla Ida
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Partly guilty, my whole place is chaotic, as soon as I close my door I stop holding everything together.

    monsieur mabel
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...i live in a 3 bd 2 bth house with my neat freak spouse, almost 40 years....I would loooove a chaotic room 😀.....

    Matthew Barabas
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wrong. it just means they are more relaxed about their own room.

    #7

    I used to work for a high end audio video installer. We went out to do service work on some in ceiling speakers. When we went in the owner took us to a large living room in the back, waited for us to stack up then said "when I open this door we need to enter as quickly as possible, and then shut the door again". A little weird, but after entering the room everything seemed normal. Until I saw the gold medals on the wall, and Mo Farah explained that the room was set to the oxygen level of 10k feet so he could train. Opening the door lowered that very quickly. Ya know, just Olympic athlete things.

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    JL
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    15 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd think the olympian would knock down the level for a bit so the people doing work in their house could breathe normally. I don't know what it's like to breathe thin air 2 miles above sea level when you're not used to it, but I'd assume it's not pleasant, especially if you have asthma or some other underlying health condition.

    monsieur mabel
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...hypoxic generator......googled it !.....til

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    #8

    Stack of packed moving boxes in a blank room, showcasing startling home service professionals' client home scenes. I went into one house, a pretty nice house from outside, and there were boxes and boxes of stuff everywhere. My helper said to the homeowner, "Are you guys just moving in?" After a moment of silence the homeowner said, embarrassed, "We've been here 10 years." I told my helper later not to ask people questions like that.

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    RomanceRadish
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    14 minutes ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes I agree technicians shouldn't ask questions about the home unless it's related to the job, or of course if there's a health or safety concern for the inhabitants. Same with grocery check-out!

    UnclePanda
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    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When cleaning out my dad's house after he passed away, I finally looked in the wall of boxes he had in his bedroom. They turned out to be full of the last items from his parent's house. I'd set them there when he moved in 20 years earlier and they'd never been touched. We quick sorted them for nostalgic items and then I carried them out to the dumpster.

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    #9

    Abandoned cars covered in leaves and snow in a wooded area showcasing startling things home service professionals saw. The number of inoperable cars/lawnmowers in the front yard can be a signifier of how disorderly the inside is.

    I have been proven wrong, but ordinarily this was a big sign.

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    Sue User
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a signal of being unabke to find good help. I am 60, handicapped and work full time. It is getting away from me and reliable help ( handyman/ mechanic/ landscaper/cleaners) is impossible.

    #10

    Cluttered living room with scattered bags and items, showing a typical startling thing home service professionals saw at clients' homes. A big thing I noticed is the smell of houses, whether the owners keep windows open to air it out etc

    I've been in a lot of homes that the owners must have gone nose blind as the smell is so stagnant and stale, possibly even mouldy. I feel bad for the kids of these people cause there's been kids bedrooms that have never been aired out it seems.

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    Daisydaisy
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    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Nose blind"! 🤣

    Anyone-for-tea?
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you never heard it before? That’s why they sell those air freshers that change up the scents. Maybe it’s a more UK phrase? You can even reset it slightly by just stepping outside, then coming back in to see if your own house smells.

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    #11

    Housecleaner for 20 years. I live in a kind of quirky city where everyone decorates their house to their personality, and it makes me love them all! Even if I've never met them. Some have money to put into art/cool furniture, but many are just collecting decorations from friends and local makers, thrift and hand-me-down furniture, etc. People's mis-matched style gives you a view into their unique selves. Most everyone displays books and music collections that give you a view into their personalities as well.

    In contrast, I used to also run a division of the cleaning company in a wealthy military area, and the houses were usually professionally decorated or were big houses with mostly bare walls. I hate those houses! They are so dull, and I find their inhabitants unrelatable. They put a lot of money into their space, but no personality.

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    #12

    Close-up of a burn hole on beige fabric revealing startling damage seen by home service professionals. I used to deliver furniture and appliances, and one of the store’s selling points was that we took the old items for free.

    Houses people smoked in were the worst. We replaced a sofa for a customer and when we pulled the old sofa away from the wall, there was an almost cartoonish outline of it. Except it was outlined by years of cigarette smoke. The walls were white, but stained yellow as you would expect. Beyond disgusting and sad to think about what it does to a person on the inside.

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    Matthew Barabas
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    smoking tobacco really should be banned and the people punished severely.

    monsieur mabel
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...i dunno, punishing a*******n doesn't sound like a good idea.....

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    #13

    Modern kitchen with white cabinets and granite countertops in a home service professional’s client site. The ones with the cleanest homes always apologise about the ‘mess’, while those with the filthiest, smelliest, cluttered to the max homes never even hint at being embarrassed by their state of living.

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    Nichole Harris
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    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We've mostly accepted being taxed and overwhelmed and stuck.... It still s***s but it is what it is

    Laura MG
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BS excuse, I'm a senior in subsidized housing (a nice one!) and my place is always uncluttered and spotlessly clean, despite my heart health.

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    #14

    Cluttered room with scattered items, pink suitcase, and mixed household objects seen by home service professionals. My husband is a pest controller and the things he sees would literally make your hair curl.
    Beds alive with bed bugs and living like it for YEARS. People living with rats as part of their normal life.

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    Nichole Harris
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    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have rats, then my dog kills them

    Sue User
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had mice, finally sealed all the entryways, cat is upset. No more midnight snacks for kitty.

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    #15

    First job out of college was knocking on doors for non-profits. One house I knocked on ready to do my speech and was met by an incredibly sad woman. She and her husband had lost three people in unrelated events over the past three weeks and she was heartbroken. I stuck around for a while and she ended up showing me her extensive collection of Vulcan and lord of the rings weapons, Shakespeare translated into Vulcan, giant figurines of lord of the rings characters and so forth. At another place I met a charming woman but there was an intense musky smell. Turned out much of the furniture had holes carved out for her ferrets to get in and out of drawers and such. Both super nice people.

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    #16

    Cat trapped under a plastic container in a kitchen, one of the startling things home service professionals saw at clients' homes. Worst for me was a litter box on the kitchen counter.

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    Matteic
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    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know the story behind this photo

    Julie S
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    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully kitty knocked the box and it fell over her/him and the owner took a photo before rescuing kitty. That's what I hope at least.

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    Agfox
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We walked through a 2-yo house for sale & there were 3 litterboxes, all of which contained feces, in different rooms. There was also a really roughly made timber & chicken wire aviary that had a solid coating of droppings on the bottom. The real estate agent was totally apologetic

    #17

    When I was a medical student, we had to do home visits to patients who lived in the area assigned to our clinic. In Brazil we have a public health program called “Saúde da Família” (Family Health Program), where community health workers regularly visit every household in the neighborhood to check basic living conditions (clean water, sewage, sanitation), make sure patients are taking their medications, and understand why they might be missing routine medical appointments. As students, we had to accompany them to experience firsthand how our health system actually works.

    One day, we entered the house of a bedridden older man. The door was opened by a woman in her early twenties. We asked where he was, and she calmly said he had gone out. While the community health worker started looking around the house for him, I stayed talking to the young woman. The house was filthy. There were food containers and leftovers scattered everywhere, rats, and dirt. The smell was a mix of sour, rotten, and damp.

    The health worker eventually found the man chained in a dark back room, with no light, lying on a mattress completely soiled with feces and urine. Although he was bedridden, he was fully conscious. He told us she had locked him there because he had used more than two diapers in one day, and that he had been kept like that for at least ten days. We immediately called the police, social services, and an ambulance. I know he stayed in the hospital for around twenty days to treat all his ulcers, and the young woman was arrested.

    I can still remember the smell and the conditions he was living in. I have never forgotten that.

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    Daisydaisy
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    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy moly! But the Family Health Program sounds excellent - I wish all countries had that!

    #18

    Person using a blood glucose meter, demonstrating home health care equipment seen by home service professionals. I’m a cleaner… If you don’t keep up on your toilet, I can tell if you’re diabetic. The way your body processes sugars/your meds? leaves a weird film in the bowl, it’s easy to clean, but distinct.

    Also, if your water is super hard and you complain that things aren’t coming as clean as you want, stop being cheap and FIX YOUR WATER TREATMENT.

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    #19

    I pet sit. One of the joys of that is getting to see how people live. I sleep in their beds and use their fridges. Luckily, I only ended up having one really bad house - I cleaned it when I first arrived, then again when I left. The rest are just "normal" dirty.

    Most people do not wipe out their fridge, they rarely clean behind the faucet in the sink, almost never do they clean under the toilet seat. I've even had people not put out clean sheets for me. On average, most people are not as clean as they claim.

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    Nichole Harris
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    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel sooooooo much better❤️💗

    #20

    The number of people who put their litter boxes right next to the furnace filter. You're sucking up the smell and pushing it through the house!

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    #21

    I'm an electrician in a smallish rural city in Texas. One thing I've always said is just because you are poor doesn't mean you have to be trashy.

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    #22

    Maybe not what you’re looking for, but I once worked in a house in winter who had the fire place going with the flue shut. The house was blanketed in smoke and they disconnected all the smoke alarms. When I showed them how to open the flue, they both lost their minds. Apparently they’d been living like that for years.

    I would love to be that oblivious. It seems easier.

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    #23

    I’ve been in home remodeling for about 10 years now and in that time I’ve seen…. So much….

    From a professional point of view: poorly maintained homes tell me I’m *going* to have a to upcharge for certain things because if the inside of the home looks this bad, god knows what’s going on under the hood. Also despite a dirty and neglected home, these people tend to be more likely to want the work done but they’re also unlikely to pass a credit check. Just seems to work out like this quite often.

    From a personal point of view: a home’s cleanliness and maintenance is often a reflection of the person(s) living there. People with clean and maintained homes tend to have this mirrored in their personality while very messy and neglected homes tend to be a mirror into the person(s) you’re speaking to. It’s honestly quite sad, cause when you’re inside someone’s home for 2-5 hours you’re inevitably going to have moments of getting to know one another and you’d be stunned how many of these folks treat you like a therapist cause they have *years* of being pent up with no one to speak to and you showing even the tiniest sliver of interest causes them to open the floodgates.

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    #24

    I do home repair and I'm often surprised that intelligent professional people don't have the foresight to do seemingly obvious things to prepare for my visit.

    If I'm doing something that involves working under the kitchen sink, clear it out before I get there. The people who do think of this usually always have minimal things under there and it's pretty clean. The people who don't do it often have an insane amount of stuff shoved under there with at least two liquids that have spilled and a years-old collection of plastic shopping bags. By the time I've pulled everything out there is no room for me or my tools.

    If I'm going to re-caulk your bathtub, again consider clearing out all the soaps and products and especially that clump of hair you pulled off of the drain and flicked into the corner. I've seen that several times. And removed it myself.

    I can't install a window treatment when there's a home entertainment center sitting in front of it.

    Also:

    If you ask me to take my shoes off, I better not leave your house with chunks of food squished into my socks. I actually carry "house shoes" with me now because of this.

    If you live in a place that has winter, think about that door weatherization project before it's below freezing outside.

    If you live on a street with a really challenging parking situation, and you have a driveway, move your car ahead of time so I can park there.

    I realize that I've digressed from OP's actual question but I've written too much to just delete it. Had to get it off my chest.

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    #25

    I went to a house a few weeks ago to replace some drain lines under a sink. I opened the cabinet and ~100 roaches came crawling out, I immediately get up and say I can’t do the work until they take care of the roach problem. They didn’t understand why having roaches under your bathroom sink was a problem and genuinely seemed like they didn’t know what to do about it.

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    #26

    Paramedic here. The causal filth is always present, probably 4/5 houses I go into are gross to super gross. I recently went into a penguin house: older couple, house was pristine (like a museum with a cleaning crew), and there were penguins everywhere. Not live birds, hundreds and hundreds of little statues, paintings, life size statues, Lego penguins, photos, human size statues of penguins. I'd bet that they probably have 95%+ of all available penguin art represented in their home. It was one of those patient interactions where I was legitimately distracted by the things around me and I had to actively ignore the penguins and focus on the human with the medical problem.

    Anyway, one of these 65ish year old people has the Autism (like me) and they don't know it lol.

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    Matthew Barabas
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you definitely shouldnt diagnose people like that.

    #27

    I work as a home energy auditor, when the first thing a homeowner says to me is " I'm not a hoarder." I know I'm in for a show the next 2 hours.

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    #28

    Couple sitting back to back indoors, showing tension and disagreement in a home service professional setting. I'm a cleaner, but most of the houses I clean are already fairly clean. I can definitely infer things about how "lived-in" the house is. I can tell the people who's fanily life is very important and have a lot of fun with their kids because their houses have messes in places, crayon drawings, projects, photos up a lot, and travel books or summer camp brochures. Other people might not have kids but have lots of pets, or cooking messes, artwork on all the walls. I can tell these people are home bodies sometimes but they try and live life to fullest.

    Some people the vibe is....colder. less clutter or mess everything in its place. Less cooking oil and spices spilled on the stove, the furniture in the living room is less indented disturbed. Cleaned a house once where it looked like the husband and wife lived on opposite sides of the upstairs and hardly interacted.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother and sister still live in my childhood home and have transformed it into Sad Greige Land. It is literally the most personality-less house ever now. It looks like one of those model homes you used to see when new tracts/neighborhoods were being built. Even when they put up holiday decor inside, it looks forced and "commercialized" somehow. I live next door, and while my mother technically owns this house as well, I've decorated it to actually be a HOME and not just a house. If you come to visit me, well... I just hope you like animals, rocks, jet planes, and weird fake palm trees permanently decorated for Christmas year-round. Just gonna leave that out there XD

    Matthew Barabas
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the issue is? cleaner houses are better.

    #29

    This is making me feel better as I have a workman coming later this morning. I have some papers on the counter and I’m in the middle of wrapping Christmas presents, but that sounds fine compared to feces on the floor and weird smells.

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    Ms.GB
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No kidding. I feel a lot better about having a couple dishes in the sink and a few christmas boxes laying around.

    #30

    You see a lot of unchecked mental illness. hoarding and severe depressions. recently went into an apartment where the entire carpet was wet, feces and urine from her 3 dogs everywhere. i wrote it up as a hazard and didn’t work in her unit.

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    #31

    I clean because I do not want to trip on things. My brother tripped, hit his head and died instantly, age, 46, so, that”s a lesson learned. Dying tripping is true.

    Edit: Thank you for those who replied. We are all eventually gonna die but ofcourse we want to delay the inevitable. He died of what he could have avoided. So, let’s just all take it as a lesson in life. Cleanliness really pays off.

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    #32

    I used to paint home interiors. 40 years of being in other people's homes.

    One customer was the retired municipal court judge. His house was neat as a pin. Almost minimalist, and tasteful.

    He wanted to have his basement floor epoxied. I told him it would take 2 days, I'd move everything to one side of the basement and paint half, then the next day I'd move everything to the other side and paint the cleared side.

    He gave me kindof a funny look and said let's go down to the basement and you can measure. Cool.

    We go down there and besides the furnace the only other thing down there was a fold up ping pong table. The place was immaculate. You could eat off the concrete floor.

    I have never seen anything like it. That's almost 40 years ago and it still amazes me. My basement is full of stuff. Old furniture, Christmas decorations, tools, you name it, it's down there.

    We folded up the ping pong table and slid it into it's niche and everything was good to go. Nothing even to sweep.

    The judge ended up being a great client and a very sweet guy. He was very good to me over the years.

    Most organized man I ever knew.

    It turns out he went to Annapolis and was a naval officer in WWII. I wonder if that's where he got it, or if it just came naturally. Probably a little bit of both.

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    #33

    I live in an area with a lot of historical houses. Like houses built in the 1700s. Yeah... The owners don't give a rat's a*s about historic preservation. I had to tear down 300-year-old chimneys and walkways. I feel kind of bad, but I understand the owners bought a house, not a museum.

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    #34

    I enter people’s homes for work.

    This is not answering OP’s question. But don’t ever eat potluck food. NO POTLUCKS. Ever.

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    #35

    I can smell your kitty litter the second I walk in.

    And no, I will not take my boots off, ever.

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    Cosmos in your eyes
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    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have booties you can put on over your boots. They're inexpensive and you can probably keep them in your truck. I wouldn't let someone walk with their work boots through my house.

    Norfolk and good
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    2 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tradespeople often have to keep their boots on for safety reasons. They can't be drilling, hammering, moving heavy equipment etc in their socks. If they break a foot, they can't work. If you don't want them walking through your house in work boots then it's on you to provide the booties or do the work yourself.

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    #36

    Im an installer. Not necessarily a condition of the house, but it needs to be said. A lot of people don't watch their kids. The number of times a young kid will sneak into the room im in and start trying to play with my power tools, sharp metal, etc. The parents simply can't be bothered to watch over their own kids, even if it's for safety.

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    Angela C
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And those same parents will blame everyone and everything besides themselves and their demon spawn when their kids get hurt

    #37

    As a plumber who’s been in many bathrooms. People need to clean theirs more regularly. Like weekly.

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    #38

    I had a job that that required me to enter homes to measure windows. Many were messy, cluttered, and/or dirty. One in particular was all three and had more dogs and cats than I could count. Ironically the owner asked if I minded taking off my shoes which I usually did but this time I did so with a great deal of reluctance. Sure enough, my very first step was into a puddle of urine. Not sure if it was dog car or child, but definitely urine. Started taking those little shoe covers with me everywhere after that !

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    #39

    I insulate houses so I go into places like crawl spaces, knee walls, attics and other places that most people never see in their own homes. Sometimes, these are the cleanest areas in the house.

    Side note: You are surrounded by spiders. Seriously, there's probably like 10 of them within 3 feet of you right now.

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    Austzn
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    2 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have a role to play. Heck, people should see what's crawling around in the soil right under them.

    #40

    Former pest control tech here. Worked out of Las Vegas for about 7 years before switching to the trades

    Back in 2013, on my birthday. We used to pick up calls throughout the day, but in this day it was summer, the day was long, and I was tired and wanted to celebrate my birthday. Right as I was wrapping up my last call of the day, a call came in. A lady had bed bugs and wanted me to come and look.

    I wish I had told them hell no and went home instead.

    When I arrived, I was blown away. There were bed bugs crawling on the sofa in broad daylight. This was a bad infestation, they were everywhere! Her son was a grown man, sleeping on the couch in his underwear. As I stepped inside, the smell of dirt and B.O. and nasty was so pungent my clothes smelled like it when I left.

    I could also smell the crystal m**h. I was familiar with the smell, though I never did it myself. It was a thick, heavy smell throughout the house.

    The kicker was when I turned the corner and saw her young daughter and son (possibly her grandchildren? I never found out, they might have belonged to the underwear boy). They were probably four and seven years old. They were both naked. They looked malnourished, but they were both so sweet.

    Combined with low pay, after 7 years as a bug guy, I didn't have much longer. C**p like that just sticks to you, I was traumatized by it. I left the industry a month later. I have tons of stories like this both good and bad, but this one stands out to me. I was an apprentice in the IBEW within two months of this.

    When I got back to the office, I told my manager about it. He called CPS on her.

    Edited for punctuation.

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    #41

    Not a tradie but grew up in a messy hoarder house. It is so embarrassing to have electricians etc. come over. I always hide in my bedroom and remain unseen, I can’t bear it. I don’t know how my parents are fine with it.

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    #42

    This one family had a lot of random, generic nature canvas around the place.  There were only a couple family photos.  It just felt like a doctors office.


    While repairing, you could hear a pin drop in the home.  Maybe some occassional laughing and conversation.


    I felt that their interior decor illustrated a family with no connection nor many hobbies to get by.  Almost like a hollow family, if that makes sense.

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    #43

    I’m usually sceptical of people who tell me it’s alright for me to leave my work boots on when I come inside, I always take them off.

    *Edit to clarify I do data cabling/telecom work and am my own boss so if I hurt my foot that’s on me will also keep a pair of crocs for wearing inside if needed.
    My boots have been to many different sites including mining sites and could have some nasty stuff on them like lead dust so yeah definitely not bringing that inside.

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    #44

    A good friend of mine is a plumber and he came over to help me install a new kitchen faucet not long ago and he asked me if I had ever been in one of my neighbor's home (we live in a townhouse community). I said no, why? He said he went there to install three faucets for him and his wife and he (the plumber) said it was the worst living conditions he'd seen in a long time. He said the carpeting had huge holes in them as though they had just cut it instead of cleaning it. The kitched sink had a bucket in it because the pipes below were broken. They were using the bucket to catch water then dumping it out back. He also said paint was pealing off the walls, and it just smelled. I was shocked because the wife is always prim and proper and he heads up our landscaping and is OCD about the flower beds!!

    And I apologized for my mess - I had Halloween decorations in boxes to be moved to the garage and thought that that was a mess!

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    #45

    I can tell you that after being in thousands of homes over the years...there are a lot more garbage/ hoarding homes than most people realize!

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    #46

    Corporate banking by day, professional organizer on the side. My ex-husband was a legitimate hoarder, and even when it came time to sell the house as part of the divorce, he barely lifted a finger to help purge/declutter the marital home. Outcome? I was forced to clear out the entire house. I couldn't afford to hire professional help either, so the effort fell entirely on my shoulders. There was stuff piled floor to ceiling in every nook and cranny of our (now former) 4,000+ sq ft. house. Harrowing as the experience was, it was also inspiring, and so I launched my own small business doing home organizing/decluttering.

    Generally speaking? People with tremendous clutter tend to suffer with mental health issues, especially ADHD. Their inability/unwillingness to part with stuff breaks my heart — not only does it pose challenges during the decluttering journey, but my heart also breaks for them, because the clutter takes up extra space in their brain, too, and therefore causes extra stress in their lives.

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    Hugo
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    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Legitimate hoarder? You mean one has to have a licence to hoard?

    #47

    I once overheard my father and his friend, a plumber, talking. The state of bathroom tells how the owner of the house handle stress. Too clean = still in control, too messy = overwhelmed. I realized it's really true.

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    #48

    Not a direct answer but an anecdote. I'm a carpenter and mostly specialize in remodeling people's homes.

    Years ago, I was in a home, doing some work on a new master bed and bath setup on the second floor. While coming down the hallway, full of natural light, a picture on the wall caught my eye. I was viewing it from the side angle, so I couldn't see the picture directly as the light glanced off it, like I was viewing it from an a very flat angle, but I could see it was very geometric, lot's of straight intersecting lines. "Oh cool I wonder if it's an aerial view of the city or something". As I got in front of it and viewed it straight on, no... It was their wedding photo. I stepped to the side again and glanced across the flat plane of the glass again. Lots of lines.

    That's when I realized they were using their wedding photo to cut up lines of coke, and what I was seeing was the residue from that.

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    #49

    Not a plumber, electrician or a cleaner. Was an Army recruiter years ago. A lot of the “appointments” are conducted in people’s homes.

    Went to a home to conduct an appointment. I arrived at the home and there is all sorts of junk in the front yard. Knock on the door and when it opened I was told “yeah tom’s in his room in the back”. Was told to go to the side gate… I did and welp Tom was living in a shed surrounded by trash that had been piled in the back yard for decades.

    I felt bad for that young man. None the leas he did not join due to not being able to pass the test.

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    #50

    In my previous career I was a registered nurse and worked home care for about a year man. The stories I could tell. The one that sticks out to me was a very sick lady on hemodialysis who lived in a motel and it was the very definition of a roach motel. I live in the Midwest gets extremely cold in the winter so for a good part of the year I don't see bugs but this lady's room there were roaches crawling up and down the wall and along the trim. I felt so gross and paranoid for days. Maybe even weeks after that.

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    #51

    I used to groom special needs pets in their homes, and once was forced to wash and cut a dog in a bathroom with 3" of well-used cat litter on the floor. The only reason I didn't walk out and decline, was because I worked with the person at my 9-5 and didn't want to deal with the awkwardness at work every day... I sure did throw those clothes away when I got home, though.

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