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Went to a wedding at a strict Baptist church. Bride was a very fair-skinned red-head and so she wore a slightly off-white dress (so not blindingly white and a better complement to her fair skin - it was a lovely and modest dress she looked beautiful and appropriate for a conservative church wedding).
Apparently the color of her dress sent the church-ladies tongues clucking and eyebrows were raised - and so the Pastor made what I can only describe as the "Virgin Guarantee Announcement." During the service and to the entire congregation - he said, "I have had many conversations with Beth and Jim, and I can assure you that Beth is as pure as the God-driven snow."
Later, the bride's father gave a toast to the happy couple in which he told the new groom to "Be gentle tonight."
This was in 2010. No one batted an eyelash, I almost threw up my church punch and cookies.
ETA: Couple is married and has four children under the age of 6. I am not judging their religious beliefs - I was raised Catholic - I have just never been to a wedding in which the bride's virginity was validated by the Pastor.





























