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Jo • commented on 2 posts 11 months ago

50 Posts For You To Scroll Through While Sipping Tea

IT! BLEEPING! WORKS!!! THANK YOU RANDOM INTERNET USER

50 People List Actors Who Were Such ‘Perfectly Hateable’ Villains, They Can’t Stand Them In Any Other Films

I know him from once upon a time and I despise him in any other movie... I'm sure hes a great guy tho

Jo • upvoted an item 11 months ago

My 25 Funny Comics About My Life With A Dog

My bday- 'dont say it dont say it dont say it' Literally anyone elses bday- HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Jo • commented on 28 posts 1 year ago

“That’s It, I’m Proposal Shaming”: 30 Times People Couldn’t Hold Back From Roasting Tragic Proposals

I would say yes and assume it was a joke

30 People Are Flexing Their Knowledge By Sharing The Most Interesting Random Facts They Know

How do you work that out on paper?!?

“That’s It, I’m Proposal Shaming”: 30 Times People Couldn’t Hold Back From Roasting Tragic Proposals

I would say yes and assume it was a joke

30 People Are Flexing Their Knowledge By Sharing The Most Interesting Random Facts They Know

How do you work that out on paper?!?

30 People Are Flexing Their Knowledge By Sharing The Most Interesting Random Facts They Know

Isn't Australia the biggest island on Earth?

40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird

Please, sir, I need this

40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird

Wait this is a superpower? I knew it was weird but not like this!

40 People Reveal Their Useless Superpowers That Are Somehow Cool, Funny, Or Weird

I physically cannot comprehend not having pictures or a voice in my head. Both are what keep me entertained and help me sleep (usually)

Teen Gets Mad At His Dad For Interrupting His Date To Ask Him To Pick Up His Little Sister, Says He "Failed As A Parent"

Boss is an ah, but the sons response is pretty ah as well. Upset is understandable, but that is not

Hey Pandas, What’s A Video Game Or A TV Show You Love But Nobody Knows About?

I'm sorry... I wasn't trying to be rude. I don't know what decade the show came out in and was trying to point out the that it was the old one... I should have used better phrasing.

“My Friends Are Alarmed By The Content I Share”: 50 Funny And Relatable Memes Shared By This Facebook Page

Anyone relate to this but can't really remember being depressed so you wonder if you're just readying symptoms and concluding death?

“My Friends Are Alarmed By The Content I Share”: 50 Funny And Relatable Memes Shared By This Facebook Page

Felt that. Daily.

“My Friends Are Alarmed By The Content I Share”: 50 Funny And Relatable Memes Shared By This Facebook Page

Same difference

50 Heartwarming Pics Of Pets That Found Their New Home (March Edition)

Same for me and my sister... But we each had our own side of the bed and she stole the covers

“What Is The Worst Gift You Ever Received?”: 45 Undeniably Bad Gifts, As Shared By The Bored Panda Community

It was the 90s, and the op was a kid. Tomboy would have been the best thing to call it.

“True, I Guess…”: 45 Hilarious Times It Hurt To Admit These People Were Technically Right

Neither was Walter Disney.....

95 Funny Gag Gifts For Friends To Leave Them Grinning All Day

I do... It's hilarious at every angel

This Instagram Page Is Dedicated To Funny And Honest “Millennial Mom Confessions”, Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones (New Posts)

I... I did not need to know that.....

39 Folks Online List Driving Rules That Aren’t Written Down On Paper, Yet Everyone Still Should Know

Unless youre in Texas.... We dont give two fat rats here, left lane is for zoom zoom.

"The Narcoleptic Goddess" Facebook Page Is Dedicated To Funny And Relatable Memes, And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

That's me with the door 😂 I sleep with every possible door shut and every light out. If someones there to kill me, I don't wanna see them

30 Hilarious Memes For The Inner Nerd In Most Of Us, As Shared By This Facebook Group (New Pics)

That is an amazing name!! Respect

“Introvert Problems”: 50 Of The Funniest Jokes That Sum Up Life As An Introvert

Na man I talk to myself, scream randomly at minor inconveniences, and loudly sing whatever song is stuck in my head

“Introvert Problems”: 50 Of The Funniest Jokes That Sum Up Life As An Introvert

Finally told one of my friends what I was thinking about studying in college... Jokingly (I hope) said "gosh I hate hearing about when smart people have bright futures"... Literally first time I'd told any of my 3 friends what I was talking about. I shut up real quick, never again.

“Introvert Problems”: 50 Of The Funniest Jokes That Sum Up Life As An Introvert

Yes! It's not even that I didn't enjoy it, its just draining. Especially if Im not totally comfortable with who I was bubbly with.

“Introvert Problems”: 50 Of The Funniest Jokes That Sum Up Life As An Introvert

So last summer I ran from Pilar to post with church events and family trips. I got home for school and hid in my room for 99% of the time for three months so I could come out and have dinner with my family.

“Introvert Problems”: 50 Of The Funniest Jokes That Sum Up Life As An Introvert

No but this is literally me. I'll be full of energy, talking with my people and having fun, then it's like a switch flips and I'm just done.

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Jo • upvoted 8 items 1 year ago

29 Hotel Workers Share Their Most Unforgettable Experiences With Guests

A plainclothes cop wants to track down some people with illegal substances and guns staying in the hotel. OP is the only manager on duty (the others won’t answer their phones) and doesn’t know how to say no to the cop. So they put him in a hotel uniform to try to track down the guys. The cop sees the perp (guy who booked the criminals’ room) in the lobby and asks OP to make something up to get the perp’s room number, The perp conveniently loses his wallet and gives OP the info to try to find it. The info is promptly handed over to the cop, who reveals he’s going to do a SWAT raid on the guy’s room. OP again doesn’t know how to say no. So the SWAT team comes (at 1am) and explodes the door, getting smoke everywhere and setting off fire alarms. On this night the hotel happened to be booked out for a little girl’s dance recital, and the explosion freaks that group out. It’s enough to permanently stop them from coming back, which makes the hotel sales team pissed at OP (I assume).

Hey Pandas, I'd Like Some Advice As The Father Of A Non-Binary Kid (Closed)

You're very clever. Do you disappoint your parents as much as you disappoint the rest of us?

29 Hotel Workers Share Their Most Unforgettable Experiences With Guests

Hey Pandas, I'd Like Some Advice As The Father Of A Non-Binary Kid (Closed)

You're very clever. Do you disappoint your parents as much as you disappoint the rest of us?

Wife Leaves Husband Red-Faced After He Demands She Lose Weight For His Company Event And She Maliciously Complies

I was sitting here, reading the story like: "Oh no. Nonono. NO!... Wait what?... YES! YESYESYESYES!!!" For a second I really believed she would stay with him and continue letting him treat her like sh*t.

Useless Superpowers

Ryborg6900 said: "I can clear my mind and go up to five minutes without a single thought." RaedwaldRex replied: "That's something I can never seem to do. People say clear your mind and all that happens is my mind fills with ways and ideas on how can I clear my mind."

“True, I Guess…”: 45 Hilarious Times It Hurt To Admit These People Were Technically Right

He served as volunteer ambulance driver for the French Army in WW1. One of the jobs with the highest mortality rates in that war. Before the Geneva Convention ambulances were targeted by both sides.

Dankmousenibbles reply

I have a million stories but today I'll share this one. It's been posted on social media before but it was a few years ago so let me try and remember how it went: I was working at a theater one morning and an old man scoots by in a wheelchair. He lingers by the service desk so I ask him politely if I can help him. He responds in spanish, asking if I speak it. I understand it but can't speak it so i shake my head. "Parli Italiano?" I ask. He says no. Asks in French, if I speak French. I say no. We bounce between languages for a minute until finally he asks if I speak English. I sigh, because it was the language I greeted him in, and say yes. He asks if we have a lost and found and I ask him what he's missing. He holds up a hand missing a finger and asks if we've found one. I, unfazed, respond "no sir, not today" . He wheels off.

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Worked as a dog bather- and had this corgi named potato. He was friggin adorable. I don’t know what I really expected but when the owner came to pick him up he was this big body builder covered in tattoos and he had this lime green leash and when potato saw him he got excited and this big Greek statue looking guy just yells ‘potato! Stop that!’ And I still think about it.

“Introvert Problems”: 50 Of The Funniest Jokes That Sum Up Life As An Introvert

We have enormous capacity to find ways to keep ourselves entertained that don't need to involve other people

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Jo • submitted a list addition 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What’s A Video Game Or A TV Show You Love But Nobody Knows About?

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Hey Pandas, How Did You Know That Something Was Your Dream Job? (Closed)

Jo • submitted 15 list additions 1 year ago