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Roses are red and violets are blue. While we can argue on the subtleties of this popular line measuring colors and our botanical knowledge, we can more or less come to the agreement that it’s indeed true. Or not far from what people consider to be true.

But if we play a different kind of game and challenge the very notion of truth, this punny Twitter page titled “True, I guess...” does exactly what it sounds like–shares examples that are technically true. By combining humor and an approach similar to malicious compliance, people are sharing very literal solutions to random problems, questions, and tasks.

Below we wrapped up some of the funniest posts that may make you shrug your shoulders and go “I guess they are right.”

#1

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Mohsie Supposie
Community Member
3 years ago

Hate me if you want. I am too lazy to be bothered!

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    #2

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    "Believe in" is not the same as "worship"!

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    #3

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    JoJo Anisko
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Subtle. 😚

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    #4

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Literally! Ya go girl :D

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    #5

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I successfully woke up this morning without safety hazards

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    #6

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Thanks for the Edit. I would have been really confused!

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    #7

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    My atheist gf usually yells "Stop looking at Bored Panda while we're having sex!"

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    #8

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Dum tsh!

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    #9

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    Mulberry Juice
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Tbh, there are museums that have entire rooms from temples back then. If it was possible to steal the pyramids, it would’ve happened

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    #10

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    With my luck that guy would be me

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    #11

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    Colin Matthews
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    excellent for emergency outdoor weeing

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    #12

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    SuperDarkStudios
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Same dude.. same..

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    #13

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    Kristin Carter
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Some people need to get abortion because of a miscarriage or the baby is in the wrong area and if it continues to grow the mother and the baby will die. That’s why getting rid of abortion is ridiculous

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    #14

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I have I gut feeling that Jessica’s dad is NOT amused about that comment 🙂

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    #15

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    JoJo Anisko
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    With his money, I guess he doesn't feel he has to give a...

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    #16

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Oh no I cannot unsee this

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    #17

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    waddles
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    excellent talent

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    #18

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    JoJo Anisko
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    He has a way with words.

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    #19

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer! And yes, there is such a thing as a stupid question. This is a classic example.

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    #20

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    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Mission work is quite possibly the most useless or even destructive, yet apparently highly regarded occupation I can think of.

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    #21

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    JoJo Anisko
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    A+ for ingenuity.

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    #22

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    JoJo Anisko
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Correlation does not equal causation.

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    #23

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    TheMagicOfBeingMia
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I mean he's not wrong

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    #24

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    Kristal
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Lol that's hilarious

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    #25

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    Stary_cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    In Australia we have prime ministers and I can’t remember the current ones name right now

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    #26

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That would’ve taken me so long

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    #27

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    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    But think of how ripped you’d be if you had meth everyday instead of a cheeseburger every day. I mean both would probably wreck your heart, but at least you’d look thin in the casket and you don’t have to worry about all those cumbersome teeth

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    #28

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    Rizzo
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Sounds terribly romantic. 🥰

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    #29

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Yes, almost impossible. I feel for you!

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Technically, this is using food AND a map!

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    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Insulin... oh

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    #32

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    JoJo Anisko
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Well, you chose how to phrase the question.

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    #33

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    In my case, it's glasses 🤓

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    #34

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    Kristal
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Yeah, I'd have problems with his grammar too

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    Alditekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Thank you for providing evidence. Catch you later.

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    #36

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    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Fair enough

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    #37

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    UltimateSwiftie
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    #SELFIE WITH HALF THE STADIUM!!!

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    #38

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Well then

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    #39

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    Mr.Li
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    🤟

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    #40

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    Firstname Lastname
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Obviously with a note that says "I wanna nail you."

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    #41

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    It says "A president" not "YOUR president".

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    #42

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    Phobrek
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    It's like the other planets aren't even trying

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    #43

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    A. 2024 ... It does not say zeros, or fours!

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    #44

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    diana king
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Aren't the cops insulting themselves with that response?

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    diana king
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I don't get it

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