Be honest, who had "start eating healthy" set as one of their New Year's Resolutions for 2023? Certainly not us, because we've been feeding on bamboo since 2009. Nevertheless, what society deems "a diet" today has gained a negative connotation, leading to people restricting their meal intake. Hence, instead of saying, "I'm going on a diet," a much healthier approach is saying, "I'll take better care of nurturing my body." Still, the diet approach isn't going away anytime soon. And luckily, more people are gaining a more upbeat approach to dieting and taking their ventures online, sharing relatable content in the forms of funny jokes about dieting.

While social media is full of funny weight loss jokes as well as funny diet memes, it's Twitter that takes the crown for the funniest tweets about dieting. The best bit about these funny tweets on Twitter is that we all can relate to them because we've likely been the victims of diet culture at some point in our lives. In fact, seeing someone share the same experience as you, even in the form of a funny tweet, not only assists in our search for similarity but also reminds us that it's okay to fail and start all over again. And that we all eat from the same plate.

For your prescribed dose of funny tweets this week, below, we've compiled a list of funny diet tweets and diet jokes people shared on Twitter. Did any funny tweets below make you laugh so hard that you almost choked (hopefully not) on the artichoke you were eating? Make sure to give them an upvote! Also, know any more funny diet jokes to entertain the public? Share them in the comments!

#1

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ManilaConyos Report

Headless Roach
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2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And that's how you lose two weeks and a sense of humour at best ๐Ÿ™ƒ

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#7

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curlycomedy Report

lauralett50
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2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wrap you plant bones in aluminum foil after it's clean the stalks stay crispier.

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#12

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jaybn1 Report

lauralett50
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2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cheese flavored crackers, in US, actual biscuits. Not cookies.

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#19

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NotMark___ Report

the laughing koala
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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I agree on all but one point taco salads are the best way to eat a taco

#21

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4anno Report

The Other Other White Meat
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2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And my "salad" has 2 lbs. of chicken, cheese, bacon and ranch on it, just the way I like ๐Ÿฅ—

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#22

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TheMomAtLaw Report

Karen Zeno Baker
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2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Taa dahh! Thank you....I'll be here all week. Try the veal! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

#24

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KalvinMacleod Report

OnAFreakingRollercoaster
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2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh yes!!! My kind of island ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿช๐Ÿจ๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿก๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿง๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿคค

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#25

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KateWhineHall Report

Sensitive_panda
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2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, walking for physical health and M&M's for mental health!

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#27

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dontlosethekids Report

The Other Other White Meat
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2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I tried this once too... It was an emotional rollercoaster. I finally had some chips and salsa at a party, and it was the happiest I think I'd been as an adult for a while ๐Ÿ˜‚

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#30

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JennyJohnsonHi5 Report

The Other Other White Meat
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2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate having to tell people I have Celiac, it's a nuisance. My boyfriend just reminds everyone "don't forget, we have a glutard on board" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ

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#33

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Eenfidel Report

lauralett50
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2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No one ever had the nerve to say anything about his size to his face.

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#36

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TheCatWhisprer Report

ShockSandSniper_
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3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me: to give up as soon as possible. u know wat? bye.

#38

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markedly Report

Phyllis Turbin
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2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And my husband's cheeseburger and fries are $13.50

#39

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Book_Krazy Report

theoneandonlynoira
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2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everyone has two stomachs: One for dessert and a smaller one for the actual meal.

#41

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LurkAtHomeMom Report

My O My
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2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tried a diet last year that involved a lot of spinach but with zero fat. Yuck

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#47

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RogueRomantic Report

Sad Quokka
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2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm on a diet, then sorry, but you have to suffer too

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#51

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weddingbells95 Report

3 Trash Pandas in a Trenchcoat
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2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And now with Wendy's free mini frosty deal... (If you haven't heard of it https://www.wendys.com/csr-what-we-value/people/community/foster-care-adoption/frosty-key-tags)

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#57

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harbhajan_singh Report

Anikulapo
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2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I donโ€™t know how it works in your house but in my house you do not throw samosas in the bin unless you want to find somewhere else to live. You burnโ€™em, you eatโ€™em.

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#58

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ShalaneFlanagan Report

Darkiriscat
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2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once bought four tompouces and ate them all. My excuse:need to gain weight. Real reason: because why not?