120 Funny Tweets About Dieting To Burn Extra Calories Laughing
Be honest, who had "start eating healthy" set as one of their New Year's Resolutions for 2023? Certainly not us, because we've been feeding on bamboo since 2009. Nevertheless, what society deems "a diet" today has gained a negative connotation, leading to people restricting their meal intake. Hence, instead of saying, "I'm going on a diet," a much healthier approach is saying, "I'll take better care of nurturing my body." Still, the diet approach isn't going away anytime soon. And luckily, more people are gaining a more upbeat approach to dieting and taking their ventures online, sharing relatable content in the forms of funny jokes about dieting.
While social media is full of funny weight loss jokes as well as funny diet memes, it's Twitter that takes the crown for the funniest tweets about dieting. The best bit about these funny tweets on Twitter is that we all can relate to them because we've likely been the victims of diet culture at some point in our lives. In fact, seeing someone share the same experience as you, even in the form of a funny tweet, not only assists in our search for similarity but also reminds us that it's okay to fail and start all over again. And that we all eat from the same plate.
For your prescribed dose of funny tweets this week, below, we've compiled a list of funny diet tweets and diet jokes people shared on Twitter. Did any funny tweets below make you laugh so hard that you almost choked (hopefully not) on the artichoke you were eating? Make sure to give them an upvote! Also, know any more funny diet jokes to entertain the public? Share them in the comments!
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And that's how you lose two weeks and a sense of humour at best 🙃
Wrap you plant bones in aluminum foil after it's clean the stalks stay crispier.
Cheese flavored crackers, in US, actual biscuits. Not cookies.
I agree on all but one point taco salads are the best way to eat a taco
And my "salad" has 2 lbs. of chicken, cheese, bacon and ranch on it, just the way I like 🥗
Taa dahh! Thank you....I'll be here all week. Try the veal! 🤣🤣
Oh yes!!! My kind of island 🏝️🤩🍰🍮🍭🍬🍫🍪🍨🥧🍡🍦🍧🎂🤤
Well, walking for physical health and M&M's for mental health!
I tried this once too... It was an emotional rollercoaster. I finally had some chips and salsa at a party, and it was the happiest I think I'd been as an adult for a while 😂
Ha ha these are my favorite things too. INTROVERTS, UNITE
I hate having to tell people I have Celiac, it's a nuisance. My boyfriend just reminds everyone "don't forget, we have a glutard on board" 😂😭
No one ever had the nerve to say anything about his size to his face.
Everyone has two stomachs: One for dessert and a smaller one for the actual meal.
And now with Wendy's free mini frosty deal... (If you haven't heard of it https://www.wendys.com/csr-what-we-value/people/community/foster-care-adoption/frosty-key-tags)
I once bought four tompouces and ate them all. My excuse:need to gain weight. Real reason: because why not?