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Be honest, who had "start eating healthy" set as one of their New Year's Resolutions for 2023? Certainly not us, because we've been feeding on bamboo since 2009. Nevertheless, what society deems "a diet" today has gained a negative connotation, leading to people restricting their meal intake. Hence, instead of saying, "I'm going on a diet," a much healthier approach is saying, "I'll take better care of nurturing my body." Still, the diet approach isn't going away anytime soon. And luckily, more people are gaining a more upbeat approach to dieting and taking their ventures online, sharing relatable content in the forms of funny jokes about dieting.

While social media is full of funny weight loss jokes as well as funny diet memes, it's Twitter that takes the crown for the funniest tweets about dieting. The best bit about these funny tweets on Twitter is that we all can relate to them because we've likely been the victims of diet culture at some point in our lives. In fact, seeing someone share the same experience as you, even in the form of a funny tweet, not only assists in our search for similarity but also reminds us that it's okay to fail and start all over again. And that we all eat from the same plate.

For your prescribed dose of funny tweets this week, below, we've compiled a list of funny diet tweets and diet jokes people shared on Twitter. Did any funny tweets below make you laugh so hard that you almost choked (hopefully not) on the artichoke you were eating? Make sure to give them an upvote! Also, know any more funny diet jokes to entertain the public? Share them in the comments!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I tried this once too... It was an emotional rollercoaster. I finally had some chips and salsa at a party, and it was the happiest I think I'd been as an adult for a while 😂

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate having to tell people I have Celiac, it's a nuisance. My boyfriend just reminds everyone "don't forget, we have a glutard on board" 😂😭

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And now with Wendy's free mini frosty deal... (If you haven't heard of it https://www.wendys.com/csr-what-we-value/people/community/foster-care-adoption/frosty-key-tags)

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don’t know how it works in your house but in my house you do not throw samosas in the bin unless you want to find somewhere else to live. You burn’em, you eat’em.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

actually tho thats a conversation that me and my siblings have

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is so true. Both gaining and losing weight. Gaining when underweighted is not fun. Chocolate does not help. I cried about that

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once bought four tompouces and ate them all. My excuse:need to gain weight. Real reason: because why not?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also, my stomach isn't big enough for enough salad to keep me full for more then an hour. When I eat with my vegetarian friend I can't believe how much of this green stuff she can shovel into her skinny tummy - and she can't believe how little fits in mine

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Switch to Bloody Mary: tomato juice, garlic, herbs, olives, pickled veggies, Worcestershire, hot sauces, lemon and lime juices, and plant bones! Oh, and vodka.

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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I need to lose weight, but how on earth do you just NOT eat carbs and be happy?!

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