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Roses are red and violets are blue. While we can argue on the subtleties of this popular line measuring colors and our botanical knowledge, we can more or less come to the agreement that it’s indeed true. Or not far from what people consider to be true.

But if we play a different kind of game and challenge the very notion of truth, this punny Twitter page titled “True, I guess...” does exactly what it sounds like–shares examples that are technically true. By combining humor and an approach similar to malicious compliance, people are sharing very literal solutions to random problems, questions, and tasks.

Below we wrapped up some of the funniest posts that may make you shrug your shoulders and go “I guess they are right.”

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Mohsie Supposie
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hate me if you want. I am too lazy to be bothered!

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Believe in" is not the same as "worship"!

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    #5

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I successfully woke up this morning without safety hazards

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    #6

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for the Edit. I would have been really confused!

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    #7

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My atheist gf usually yells "Stop looking at Bored Panda while we're having sex!"

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    #9

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    Mulberry Juice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh, there are museums that have entire rooms from temples back then. If it was possible to steal the pyramids, it would’ve happened

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    #11

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    #13

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    Kristin Carter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people need to get abortion because of a miscarriage or the baby is in the wrong area and if it continues to grow the mother and the baby will die. That’s why getting rid of abortion is ridiculous

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    #14

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have I gut feeling that Jessica’s dad is NOT amused about that comment 🙂

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    #15

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    JoJo Anisko
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With his money, I guess he doesn't feel he has to give a...

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer! And yes, there is such a thing as a stupid question. This is a classic example.

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    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mission work is quite possibly the most useless or even destructive, yet apparently highly regarded occupation I can think of.

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    #22

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    oktopus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "Children of Wealthy Parents Entrepreneur Starter Pack" consists of: - a house with garage, paid for by parents - a substantial "loan" - access to parent's connections - the knowledge that failure will not leave you destitute on the street, or even having to contemplate sleeping in said garage

    Jerusalem Cat Syndrome
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? These look like the homes of wealthy people? And I suggest that you do your research: these business-inventors did not grow up wealthy.

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    JoJo Anisko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correlation does not equal causation.

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These posts never show the garages of the 8 billion failed startups. Where's the Bebo garage? Or Friends Reunited? Or Google Plus?

    Erin E
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a garage… but no one to loan me $200K+

    Cheryl Ramsay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another "started in a garage company" is Ben & Jerry's ice cream. Although rather than in a garage attached to a house, they started in an old gas station in Burlington, VT.

    DebSue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cuz my garage is full of "very good boxes" I can't bring myself to recycle - ya know just in case. So no room for the next great invention.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, it didn't hurt that the "seed money" was hundreds of thousands from their parents.

    georgios pahatouridis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a garage and half a million dollars, back in the 80s where with half million you could buy 10 houses.

    Shane S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the garage story is a corporate myth. It’s not nearly as common as entrepreneurs like to say it is.

    Erin E
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They always conveniently leave out the $200K+ booster from family

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    Sonja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how much those houses that those garages are attached to would cost today and who could afford them?

    Erik Ivan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mercedes started in a garage. As did Ford, Chevrolet and most other car manufacurers. Starting in a garage does not mean anything.

    Display_Name
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even have a spare bedroom. I'm pretty sure my apartment is the size of a two car garage.

    My O My
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First step then: build a garage

    Rahim Carlock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made a treehouse fort out of scraps and my brothers destroyed it.

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My garage is totally packed with s**t

    Judi Sherosky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will tell you after you tell me.

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    Stary_cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Australia we have prime ministers and I can’t remember the current ones name right now

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    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But think of how ripped you’d be if you had meth everyday instead of a cheeseburger every day. I mean both would probably wreck your heart, but at least you’d look thin in the casket and you don’t have to worry about all those cumbersome teeth

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, almost impossible. I feel for you!

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    #30

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically, this is using food AND a map!

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    #32

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    JoJo Anisko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you chose how to phrase the question.

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    Kristal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I'd have problems with his grammar too

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    #35

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    Alditekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for providing evidence. Catch you later.

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    #40

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    Firstname Lastname
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously with a note that says "I wanna nail you."

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It says "A president" not "YOUR president".

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    Phobrek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like the other planets aren't even trying

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    #43

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A. 2024 ... It does not say zeros, or fours!

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    diana king
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren't the cops insulting themselves with that response?

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