
40 Posts Roasting The Hell Out Of Florida, As Shared On The “Florida Man” Instagram Page
What has over a million alligators, the longest coastline in the continental US, and a reputation for housing some of the wildest characters the world has ever known? That’s right, ladies and gentlemen, today we’re talking about Florida!
Known for Disney World, beautiful beaches, delicious oranges and weathering some extremely intense storms, the Sunshine State is definitely a popular place. And no one knows that better than the self-proclaimed Voice of Florida, Florida Man on Instagram. (Not to be confused with the infamous 'Florida Man' who's been caught committing some of the most creative crimes imaginable. This one is innocent... As far as we know!)
Florida Man shares hilarious memes and photos encapsulating what it’s like to live in that beautiful, enigma of a state, so we’ve gathered some of his very best pics down below. If you’re a Floridian, enjoy this list, and feel free to be proud of your famous state for the impact it's had on the internet. And if you’re not from the Gator State, you might be a little scared to visit after seeing these memes. But just channel your inner Florida Man, and you’ll be perfectly fine. (Just don't do anything illegal!) Remember to upvote the photos that amaze or perplex you, and then if you’re interested in learning more about the locals, you can find another Bored Panda article featuring Florida men right here!
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Florida Man has certainly made a splash on Instagram, as the page has amassed an impressive 1.1 million followers. It’s no surprise though, as it shares hilarious memes, and the Sunshine State has over 22 million residents, as of 2022. But if you happen to be visiting this article from somewhere other than the Alligator State, I’m curious how much you actually know about Florida. There are plenty of stereotypes associated with it, like that it’s full of elderly, retired New Yorkers, and that it’s a rite of passage for young people to work at Disney World at least once. But as with any other place in the world, there’s a lot more to it than you can see from the outside. So let’s take a look at some of the most wonderful aspects of the Sunshine State!
First of all, Florida produces 75% of the oranges grown in the United States, so if you’re a fan of orange juice, there’s no better place to get a fresh-squeezed glass. And if you’re looking to move somewhere warmer, Florida might be the perfect place. On average, the state enjoys 300 days of sunshine per year, which has attracted many people to make the move down south. In fact, about 1,000 people relocate to Florida every single day. Plus, there’s no income tax in the Sunshine State, which many residents appreciate.
Despite being surrounded by alligators, Florida is actually a great place to live, if you can take the heat. It has one of the largest GDPs of any US state, so there are plenty of jobs available. Housing is also more affordable in Florida than many other places in the United States. According to Realtor.com, the median listing price of a home in Jacksonville is currently $279,000, and a home in Tallahassee sells for about $249,000. For the entire country, the average home price is a whopping $428,700. You might be able to get yourself a great deal in Florida!
Florida is also special because it’s the only state in the continental US that can boast a tropical climate. Because of this, it’s not only oranges that thrive in the Sunshine State. It’s also avocados, tomatoes, sugarcane, watermelon, strawberries and countless other fruits and veggies. Because of the state’s impressive coastline, its seafood is also fresh and delectable, and there are plenty of restaurants serving mouth-watering island-inspired and Caribbean style cuisine. There’s no question that you’ll be eating well if you find yourself in Florida.
And be wary of any and all freshwater lakes, lagoons, swamps and mud puddles.
84,927 in Florida. Roughly 29.5X 9-11s. Please keep this in mind.
So, incoherent rambling, followed by them trying to put coca on the endangered species list, using a crocodile as a table.
If you’re an avid golfer, Florida might be a great place for you to check out as well, as the Sunshine State boasts having more golf courses than any other US state. There are about 1,250 courses in Florida, so there will always be plenty to choose from. The best picks are subjective of course, but according to Golf.com, the number one golf course in Florida is Seminole in Juno Beach.
“Arguably the finest site on which Donald Ross ever worked, the course plays along and between two main dune lines,” the Golf.com team writes. “Ross made the most of the opportunity with holes continually tacking in different directions. The club prides itself on its firm playing surfaces, which were on full display during the 2021 Walker Cup. Some grouse that the course’s reputation is built on the club’s exclusivity, which is unwarranted given that standout holes abound, including the 4th, 6th, 13th and one of the game’s finest finishing three-hole stretches.”
Have you ever made the trek to the happiest place on earth, aka Walt Disney World? This famous park is the most visited entertainment resort complex in the world, boasting about 58 million visitors annually. It was Walt Disney’s dream, but unfortunately, he never lived to see the park up and running. I’m sure he would be proud of it, though. It has 4 theme parks (Magic Kingdom, Epcot, Disney’s Hollywood Studios and Disney’s Animal Kingdom), two water parks (Disney’s Blizzard Beach and Disney’s Typhoon Lagoon) and even houses 31 themed hotels. Magic Kingdom, in particular, is the world’s most visited amusement park, as it brings in about 20 million visitors each year.
If Disney World isn’t your speed, have no fear, there are plenty of other wonderful attractions to visit in Florida. If you’re staying in Orlando, be sure to make a trip to Universal Studios, the second largest entertainment resort in the city. There is also a SeaWorld park in Orlando, if you’re more interested in animals, and if you make a trip down to Miami, you’ve got to see the famous Miami Beach. About 3 million people travel to Miami Beach each year, and at one point, it was the world’s most expensive New Year’s Eve destination. If you plan on taking a cruise, it’s likely you’ll end up in Miami, at least briefly, as PortMiami is the planet’s busiest cruise port, sending about 5.5 million travelers on their way each year.
If your favorite thing to do when traveling is to get in touch with nature, Florida is certainly a great place for that as well. The state houses three national parks and 175 state parks. In fact, Florida’s state park system has been awarded the best in the nation 4 times, holding the title more times than any other state, and about 7% of Florida is protected land in state or national parks. With all of these gorgeous destinations, it can be hard to know where to visit in the Sunshine State, though. So we consulted Florida Tripper’s Ultimate Bucket List for the state.
One of their top recommendations is Devil’s Den. “This underground spring is one of the U.S.’s most prehistoric places,” the Florida Trippers explain. “It is one of the best hidden gems in Florida! The spring of Devil’s Den is 120 feet in diameter and averages 72 degrees year round. With a depth of 54 feet, many people come here to snorkel, scuba dive, and even rent a cabin or park their RV for some overnight adventure! Recreationally, there are huge cabanas, charcoal grills, pavilions, lawn games, and a heated swimming pool, so this spring is full of things you can enjoy!”
Another magical place that the Florida Trippers recommend visiting when you’re in the Sunshine State is Ginnie Springs. “This natural spring is the epitome of Florida beauty and home to some of the prettiest water in the state,” they write. “The water from Ginnie Springs is crystal clear and a gorgeous blue color. The area is pretty large, so you can go camping and more when you aren’t on the water! The spring pumps out 80 million gallons of water every day. If you are looking for a pretty place for swimming and water recreation, then Ginnie Springs is for you!”
You sure it wasn’t Crowley? (Really hope someone read/watched Good Omens)
Another unique attraction that Florida houses is the Cape Romano Dome Houses. “The Cape Romano Dome Houses are only accessible via water, and their offshore location catches the attention of many. Six dome-shaped homes sit on stilts, surrounded by water,” the Florida Trippers write. “These homes are abandoned. After being built in the 80s, the firm beach on which the domes were built eventually faded away, and now the domes are surrounded by water, making them the perfect setting for wildlife and tall tales. Make sure to check out the legends when you visit!”
"Salt life" = loving living life near the ocean or sea. Ocean salt/Sea salt- "salt life."
Alright, pandas! Are you ready to book some flights and head on down to gator country ASAP? I don’t know about you, but I’m definitely craving some Waffle House after viewing these memes… We hope you’re enjoying this appreciation of wild Florida culture. Don’t forget to keep upvoting the memes you find most amusing or accurate, and then feel free to let us know your thoughts on the Sunshine State in the comments below. Then, if you want to learn even more about the elusive and infamous ‘Florida Man’, be sure to check out this Bored Panda article next!
That's one monster storm. The water is going to get at least 30 bananas high.
This is true, while living in central FL, folks were insisting they should cancel school cause the temps dropped below 60 degrees
Is that hair, or does he have a dirt-cloud rising from his shoulders?
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Given that Florida's current governor timed removing African American history from the school curriculum *for the start of African-American History Month*.... I think maybe FLorida does deserve its rep a little bit.
That actually really f*****g pisses me off as a black person. Why is he doing that? To everyone who responded, I very much agree. This entire thing is so frustrating and f****d!!!!! Why black people and black history doesn't matter enough to teach people is wayyy f*****g beyond me. I don't doubt that very very VERY soon, young kids of every race are going to be taught that slavery wasn't that bad, black people did little to nothing to grow America, and that our accomplishments just aren't as important as our white counterparts. This is what they will be taught and then it's up to the parents to tell them the truth. (what they should've been doing anyway but, you get it) I really f*****g hate this place.
@Mrs.Pugh, same reason his ilk want women to have no rights. HE wants life to be 1850. So he can be a racist, misogynistic, elitist jackass and think it's okay. (Hint: It wasn't okay then, either, but if they *taught accurate history he'd know taht*!)
Because DeSantis is a racist and a garbage person. Black History month is about education and celebrating Black Americans. It's a time when all of the nation should be teaching people the past so that we can do better and celebrate those who overcame oppression. Specifically, in Alachua County in Florida that should mean celebrating Josiah T Walls. He was a United States congressman who served three terms in the U.S. Congress between 1871 and 1876. He was one of the first African Americans in the United States Congress elected during the Reconstruction Era, and the first Black person to be elected to Congress from Florida. He also served four terms in the Florida Senate. He deserves to be celebrated in the state where he served as an elected official -- to be a role model to Floridian kids. Instead, DeSantis doesn't want kids knowing about their history or aspiring to be just as historically significant because ignorant people are easier to control. DeSantis is garbage.
@Mrs.Pugh, ma'am I promise you the other conservative states are watching what DeSantis (who, unfortunately, will absolutely get away with the ban) is doing, and subsequently will implement it in their own states. The profound amount of B******T DeSantis has gotten away with in the last 24 months is nothing short of mind blowing. He has systematically restructured voting districts to, and I quote "make sure there's no gerrymandering that clogs up and slows down the legislative process because of a few with anti-christian values". He said that after sections of Duval county voted blue in 2020. I live in Jacksonville. That was a direct shot at all of the black people who live here. 2 elected Democrats lost their seats because of that little stunt. Then he went after teachers. Then transgender kids/people and women, then books in schools, then his office sent out a letter to all Universities in the state demanding they release the names of any and all students who've asked for, received,
Or currently taking or even spoken about wanting, hormones. He's no longer targeting children (those under 18). His goal is to suspend state funding to those colleges that administer, prescribe, or council transgender adults. You cannot comprehend how goddamn horrible DeSantis is. He's not as unfiltered and stupid as trump, but he's 10x more dangerous.
Wow, the the amount of trolls on this site downvoting you for speaking the truth is terrifying. What the hell is happening to BoredPanda anymore?
I live in florida and its honestly really really scary as a trans person (he also banned supportive measures at school and is trying to force people into the closet)
@Timothythefrog, you got my support here in Virginia. If you need a safe place. COuodln't do less for you than I'd do for my own fam and godkids.
Yeah. It really truly does.
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He only removed the "Advanced Placement" course. Regular African American history is a requirement and wasn't removed. The media just loves to leave out certain details.
Oh so sorry I didn't add "but only Advanced Placement". Because that's just so different to *stepping toward eliminating it entirely*.... except it's not. Look at other restrictions on education, etc., and this is clearly not the end. He got away with this, so now he'll go after more.
It's only the beginning....
You do know they're currently auditing ALL African American history courses in Florida now, right? The media has been saying it was an AP course, which also means it doesn't violate current Florida law.
Scott. Stop thinking. Your synapses are fu<king you at every turn. The media reports facts. Your propaganda you absorb on a daily basis is s**t. Go back to 4chan so you can feel better about yourself.
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...."The media reports facts". Says the CNN/MSNBC-teat-sucker. BTW, what I stated earlier was reported on NPR. Dope.
Wow, that was unnecessary insult. BTW, it was also reported on FOX (with glee), BBC (with disinterest) and REuters (as a side note) and Associate Press (with some accuracy). DOesn't negate that it's the first step on the slippery slope back to 1850.
Some of Florida's reputation is undeserved - the prevalence of "Florida man is arrested for something stupid" stories is in large part due to freedom of information laws that make it easy to get access to arrest reports - but also I am in no great hurry to ever go back there.
Not to mention a good size of the population in Florida is from outsiders (domestic and foreign), so when you end up with other state's and countries "garbage", then you're gonna have a bad time.
*m e g a l o v a n i a* (Sorry, couldn't help myself.)
How long did you live in Florida? Usually when I see Florida man stories I'm just hoping it's not someone I know
Fun thing to do is type your birth date, such as June 6, into google and add + Florida afterward. The results will be whatever craziness happened on day in Florida.
Yup. "transparency in government" laws - anybody can access any public record (including the all-important "mugshot") as soon as it's filed. Also, it has the third largest population of the states and is gaining more and more. We do have our fair share of rejects from other states, but there's a reason people are fleeing NY and CA to come here en masse.
Is it because of the racism? The State legislators who try to shoot people on the highways (John Kuczwanski)? The Lakeland drive-by shooting that killed 10 people? Or are they being drawn in by all of the low wages and skyrocketing living costs?
"the longest coastline in the continental US" That is not true. Florida has 8,436 miles of coastline. Alaska has 33,904 miles of coastline. Source: US National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration. https://coast.noaa.gov/data/docs/states/shorelines.pdf
Except Alaska is not part of the continental US.
yes it is. It's attached to the north american continent. Parts of USA which are not continental: hawaii, puerto rico, guam. (protectorates). Yes I know HI is a state, I just think of it more as a colony.
Did you forget that Canada separates Alaska from the lower 48?
The "continental US" is the "the lower 48". Some countries teach "America" is one continent, others acknowledge "North America" and "South America" are different continents. I'm not a geologist, just speaking in the vernacular. Let's not get started on Europe and Eurasia ;)
@DeoManus Argentem Alaska in on the continent of North America, not South America. Are you serious?? Or were your comments a desperate failed attempt at humor?
Geology is rocks. I think you mean geography.
@RedPanda Ah wow, man. Geology totally rocks!
Geology is relevant to the discussion of continents as well as tectonic plates. Geography is about mapping and topology. As a bit of trivia, neither Europe not Asia are continents, but are rather regions in the continent of Eurasia. (It's amazing how many people don't realize that, and the official international recognition of that fact was way back in the 1980s.)
@DeoManiac Argentem "geologist"?? Your last remaining brain cell seems to be malfunctioning.
Jacksonville, right?