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Theoretical Empiricist • commented on 4 posts 11 hours ago

Some People Are Just Not Meant To Work With Others And These 34 Pictures Are Here To Prove It

Or a flamethrower?

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Theoretical Empiricist • upvoted 6 items 16 hours ago

45 Times Jerks Got ‘Destroyed’ By Savage Comebacks (New Pics)

The thing is that her statement is true. A lot of people are reporting that. It's just not very relevant. There are always a lot of people reporting those symptoms. I had leg pain after eating an ice cream cone. By antivaxxer standards, that alone means ice cream cones should be banned. Should I attribute the leg pain to the ice cream cone or to the fact that shortly afterward, I happened to fall and injure my leg while running? Who knows? Can we trust the so-called "experts?" We all know that running is healthy and ice cream is not, yet they'll blame the healthy thing for my injury. They must be in Big Dairy's pockets.

45 Times Jerks Got ‘Destroyed’ By Savage Comebacks (New Pics)

The best thing that could happen to the American Insurance industry is to be abolished. It serves no one but itself.

45 Times Jerks Got ‘Destroyed’ By Savage Comebacks (New Pics)

The best thing that could happen to the American Insurance industry is to be abolished. It serves no one but itself.

35 Times Car Mechanics Took Pics Of What They Were Dealing With So Others Would Believe Them (New Pics)

If you want to understand the engine - you have to BECOME the engine!

45 Times Jerks Got ‘Destroyed’ By Savage Comebacks (New Pics)

Do you have a software subscription or a streaming service? No ownership there, either. Renting isn't about ownership and never was. You aren't paying for nothing. You 're paying for a roof over your head... and whatever else goes along with that: bathroom, kitchen, etc. That's what renting is about.

45 Times Jerks Got ‘Destroyed’ By Savage Comebacks (New Pics)

I feel like we should pay people to exist. None of us asked to be born and staying alive is damn expensive.

45 Times Jerks Got ‘Destroyed’ By Savage Comebacks (New Pics)

But you also have NO responsibilities. Roof leaks - landlord, plumbing, electric - etc. You actually own a home, but you have many more expenses and responsibilities. PLUS, you can not just up and move, if your situation changes.

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Theoretical Empiricist • upvoted 11 items 1 day ago

45 Times Jerks Got ‘Destroyed’ By Savage Comebacks (New Pics)

Assault rifles didn't exist when the 2nd amendment was written, but the conservatives seem to have no problem bending that one to accommodate...

45 Times Jerks Got ‘Destroyed’ By Savage Comebacks (New Pics)

if professional skateboarders wear helmets during competitions and practice then you definitely should wear one too !! let's stop with that idiotic toxic masculinity that considers safety as unmanly

45 Times Jerks Got ‘Destroyed’ By Savage Comebacks (New Pics)

Assault rifles didn't exist when the 2nd amendment was written, but the conservatives seem to have no problem bending that one to accommodate...

45 Times Jerks Got ‘Destroyed’ By Savage Comebacks (New Pics)

if professional skateboarders wear helmets during competitions and practice then you definitely should wear one too !! let's stop with that idiotic toxic masculinity that considers safety as unmanly

45 Times Jerks Got ‘Destroyed’ By Savage Comebacks (New Pics)

Yeah, scientists, it’s your fault that the environment is in such bad shape. It’s not like you’ve been sounding the alarm for decades or anything. Clearly the reason why you’re researching backup plans is because you just don’t care, rather than because those in power aren’t acting on your findings with the urgency that is needed.

45 Times Jerks Got ‘Destroyed’ By Savage Comebacks (New Pics)

Can we PLEASE make a licence for having children mandatory?

45 Times Jerks Got ‘Destroyed’ By Savage Comebacks (New Pics)

[zany game show host] It's time to play "GUESS THE IDENTITY OF THE FAKE REVIEW!" [monotone] It's PETA.

45 Times Jerks Got ‘Destroyed’ By Savage Comebacks (New Pics)

How about: Stop posting quotes that aren't your own or co-opting them out of their context?

45 Times Jerks Got ‘Destroyed’ By Savage Comebacks (New Pics)

I still dont get it, why some people think that vaccination is evil, and but mumbo-jumbo things offered on the internet will work to cure cancer.

45 Times Jerks Got ‘Destroyed’ By Savage Comebacks (New Pics)

Pat Robertson has been deep in dementia for at least the last ten years. Or at least, I hope he is, with the s**t he says.

45 Times Jerks Got ‘Destroyed’ By Savage Comebacks (New Pics)

A moment of silence for every woman named Karen in the world.

35 Times Car Mechanics Took Pics Of What They Were Dealing With So Others Would Believe Them (New Pics)

Welp, time to burn the car...

35 Times Car Mechanics Took Pics Of What They Were Dealing With So Others Would Believe Them (New Pics)

We are witnessing a magical moment: the birth of a tire!

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Theoretical Empiricist • commented on a post 3 days ago

30 Environmental Memes That People Who Are Sick Of Capitalism Destroying The Planet Can Relate To, As Shared On This Page

Or as Bill Maher put it, "...raping the planet but wanting to cuddle afterwards".

Theoretical Empiricist • upvoted 4 items 4 days ago

Money Saving Tip!

Pretty Much

Money Saving Tip!

Pretty Much

Stress

Financial Health Is The Best Form Of Therapy

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Theoretical Empiricist • commented on 14 posts 4 days ago

30 Of The Most Bizarre Things Seen In People's Gardens And Yards, As Shared On This Instagram Account For Ugly Gardens

Whoa...a REAL invisible fence!

24 Of The Most Irritating Things About Women's Clothing

Men's clothing has them, too, and we hate them just as much. As for the material, I think they're made from another fine abrasive from 3M.

30 Of The Most Bizarre Things Seen In People's Gardens And Yards, As Shared On This Instagram Account For Ugly Gardens

Whoa...a REAL invisible fence!

24 Of The Most Irritating Things About Women's Clothing

Men's clothing has them, too, and we hate them just as much. As for the material, I think they're made from another fine abrasive from 3M.

People Are Sharing The Best Things They Learned In Therapy So That Everyone Can Learn Them For Free (30 Tweets)

Blood is also much harder to clean up.

People Are Sharing The Best Things They Learned In Therapy So That Everyone Can Learn Them For Free (30 Tweets)

I think a better second thought would be, "OK, so what do I do about that?"

40 Times People Gave Simple Solutions To Complex Problems And "Cured" Them

Yeah - "Count your blessings!" to me is just a list of everything that is balance on the knife's edge.

40 Times People Gave Simple Solutions To Complex Problems And "Cured" Them

So now your head is empty.

40 Times People Gave Simple Solutions To Complex Problems And "Cured" Them

I'm hoping the retweets are along the lines of "Hey, check out this moron!"

40 Times People Gave Simple Solutions To Complex Problems And "Cured" Them

It only shrinks the brains of those assaulting us with such terrible advice.

40 Times People Gave Simple Solutions To Complex Problems And "Cured" Them

It's the true secret of happiness.

40 Times People Gave Simple Solutions To Complex Problems And "Cured" Them

So are a lot of other ones, most of which would be censored by BP.

40 Times People Gave Simple Solutions To Complex Problems And "Cured" Them

And how do I make more money with my current job, skill set, array of opportunities, and so on? It can be an insurmountable endeavor.

40 Times People Gave Simple Solutions To Complex Problems And "Cured" Them

I think the therapeutic value of this is really underappreciated.

40 Times People Gave Simple Solutions To Complex Problems And "Cured" Them

This person deserves to be texted at random intervals throughout the rest of the night.

40 Times People Gave Simple Solutions To Complex Problems And "Cured" Them

You might consider an audiology evaluation. Mine revealed I had high-frequncy hearing loss: since I couldn't hear high-pitched sounds, my brain was making them up. Hearing aids can be programmed to help that. There are cases where the acoustic nerve was cut. The patient was totally deaf EXCEPT for the tinnitis.

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Theoretical Empiricist • commented on 4 posts 11 hours ago

45 Times Jerks Got ‘Destroyed’ By Savage Comebacks (New Pics)

Let's not forget Washington crossing the Delaware to surprise sleepy Brits...

45 Times Jerks Got ‘Destroyed’ By Savage Comebacks (New Pics)

Just what ARE "straight colors"?

45 Times Jerks Got ‘Destroyed’ By Savage Comebacks (New Pics)

Some People Are Just Not Meant To Work With Others And These 34 Pictures Are Here To Prove It

Or a flamethrower?

Theoretical Empiricist • commented on a post 3 days ago

30 Environmental Memes That People Who Are Sick Of Capitalism Destroying The Planet Can Relate To, As Shared On This Page

Or as Bill Maher put it, "...raping the planet but wanting to cuddle afterwards".

Theoretical Empiricist • commented on 15 posts 4 days ago

30 Of The Most Bizarre Things Seen In People's Gardens And Yards, As Shared On This Instagram Account For Ugly Gardens

Whoa...a REAL invisible fence!

24 Of The Most Irritating Things About Women's Clothing

Men's clothing has them, too, and we hate them just as much. As for the material, I think they're made from another fine abrasive from 3M.

People Are Sharing The Best Things They Learned In Therapy So That Everyone Can Learn Them For Free (30 Tweets)

Blood is also much harder to clean up.

People Are Sharing The Best Things They Learned In Therapy So That Everyone Can Learn Them For Free (30 Tweets)

I think a better second thought would be, "OK, so what do I do about that?"

40 Times People Gave Simple Solutions To Complex Problems And "Cured" Them

Yeah - "Count your blessings!" to me is just a list of everything that is balance on the knife's edge.

40 Times People Gave Simple Solutions To Complex Problems And "Cured" Them

So now your head is empty.

40 Times People Gave Simple Solutions To Complex Problems And "Cured" Them

I'm hoping the retweets are along the lines of "Hey, check out this moron!"

40 Times People Gave Simple Solutions To Complex Problems And "Cured" Them

It only shrinks the brains of those assaulting us with such terrible advice.

40 Times People Gave Simple Solutions To Complex Problems And "Cured" Them

It's the true secret of happiness.

40 Times People Gave Simple Solutions To Complex Problems And "Cured" Them

So are a lot of other ones, most of which would be censored by BP.

40 Times People Gave Simple Solutions To Complex Problems And "Cured" Them

And how do I make more money with my current job, skill set, array of opportunities, and so on? It can be an insurmountable endeavor.

40 Times People Gave Simple Solutions To Complex Problems And "Cured" Them

I think the therapeutic value of this is really underappreciated.

40 Times People Gave Simple Solutions To Complex Problems And "Cured" Them

This person deserves to be texted at random intervals throughout the rest of the night.

40 Times People Gave Simple Solutions To Complex Problems And "Cured" Them

Yes, and cats are manipultive, demanding, resourceful, and they have claws.

Theoretical Empiricist • upvoted 10 items 16 hours ago

45 Times Jerks Got ‘Destroyed’ By Savage Comebacks (New Pics)

The best thing that could happen to the American Insurance industry is to be abolished. It serves no one but itself.

35 Times Car Mechanics Took Pics Of What They Were Dealing With So Others Would Believe Them (New Pics)

If you want to understand the engine - you have to BECOME the engine!

45 Times Jerks Got ‘Destroyed’ By Savage Comebacks (New Pics)

I feel like we should pay people to exist. None of us asked to be born and staying alive is damn expensive.

45 Times Jerks Got ‘Destroyed’ By Savage Comebacks (New Pics)

Assault rifles didn't exist when the 2nd amendment was written, but the conservatives seem to have no problem bending that one to accommodate...

45 Times Jerks Got ‘Destroyed’ By Savage Comebacks (New Pics)

if professional skateboarders wear helmets during competitions and practice then you definitely should wear one too !! let's stop with that idiotic toxic masculinity that considers safety as unmanly

45 Times Jerks Got ‘Destroyed’ By Savage Comebacks (New Pics)

Can we PLEASE make a licence for having children mandatory?

Theoretical Empiricist • upvoted 7 items 1 day ago

45 Times Jerks Got ‘Destroyed’ By Savage Comebacks (New Pics)

[zany game show host] It's time to play "GUESS THE IDENTITY OF THE FAKE REVIEW!" [monotone] It's PETA.

45 Times Jerks Got ‘Destroyed’ By Savage Comebacks (New Pics)

How about: Stop posting quotes that aren't your own or co-opting them out of their context?

45 Times Jerks Got ‘Destroyed’ By Savage Comebacks (New Pics)

I still dont get it, why some people think that vaccination is evil, and but mumbo-jumbo things offered on the internet will work to cure cancer.

45 Times Jerks Got ‘Destroyed’ By Savage Comebacks (New Pics)

Pat Robertson has been deep in dementia for at least the last ten years. Or at least, I hope he is, with the s**t he says.

45 Times Jerks Got ‘Destroyed’ By Savage Comebacks (New Pics)

A moment of silence for every woman named Karen in the world.

35 Times Car Mechanics Took Pics Of What They Were Dealing With So Others Would Believe Them (New Pics)

Welp, time to burn the car...

35 Times Car Mechanics Took Pics Of What They Were Dealing With So Others Would Believe Them (New Pics)

We are witnessing a magical moment: the birth of a tire!

Theoretical Empiricist • upvoted 3 items 4 days ago

Money Saving Tip!

Pretty Much

Stress

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