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Damon Gates

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Damon Gates • upvoted 2 items 2 days ago

This Group Is Dedicated To Jokes, And Here Are 45 Of Their Funniest Ones

You should check out his social media, he's got a great web presence.

This Group Is Dedicated To Jokes, And Here Are 45 Of Their Funniest Ones

And now I want pie..

Damon Gates • upvoted 3 items 3 days ago

This Group Is Dedicated To Jokes, And Here Are 45 Of Their Funniest Ones

Well, cremation is some peoples last chance of having a smoking hot body..

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This Restaurant Is Winning The Funny Sign Game (45 New Pics)

This Group Is Dedicated To Jokes, And Here Are 45 Of Their Funniest Ones

Well, cremation is some peoples last chance of having a smoking hot body..

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This Restaurant Is Winning The Funny Sign Game (45 New Pics)

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Damon Gates • commented on 2 posts 3 days ago

30 Photos Show How People Look Before And After Their Hair Transformation

...that aerodynamic hair again...

30 Photos Show How People Look Before And After Their Hair Transformation

I dunno...something in me responds negatively to hairstyles that might have aerodynamic effects.

Damon Gates • upvoted 14 items 4 days ago

30 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

As long as you don't apply the same technique when grocery shopping... 😂

This Restaurant Is Winning The Funny Sign Game (45 New Pics)

That 'I'm so blessed' is about the most gag worthy thing ever.

30 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

As long as you don't apply the same technique when grocery shopping... 😂

This Restaurant Is Winning The Funny Sign Game (45 New Pics)

That 'I'm so blessed' is about the most gag worthy thing ever.

This Restaurant Is Winning The Funny Sign Game (45 New Pics)

It is the closest a man will ever get to understanding that feeling from a woman's perspective!

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Last night my girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed… 2 minutes later she told me all the charges were dropped due to lack of evidence.

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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3? In charge of the sequence, Yoda was.

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My wife left me because I am insecure No wait, she's back. She just went to get coffee

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‌‌I j‌‌ust d‌‌iscovered t‌‌hat t‌‌he w‌‌ord "‌‌nothing" i‌‌s a‌‌ p‌‌alindrome... Backwards i‌‌t s‌‌pells "‌‌gnihton", w‌‌hich a‌‌lso m‌‌eans n‌‌othing.

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My Tinder bio says that I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and that I'm paid to travel. My dates never seem too happy when I tell them I'm a bus driver.

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I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer “Smoking” or “Non-smoking”. Apparently the correct terms are “Cremation” and “Burial”.

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If "womb" is pronounced "woom", "tomb" is pronounced "toom" then shouldn't "bomb" be pronounced "BOOM" I hope that blew your minds

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The president of the US is threatening to send the military to suppress US citizens. Looks like Americans are finally gonna get a taste of democracy and freedom.

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What is a Karen called in Europe? An American.

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Do you want to know why the republicans won't impeach Trump? Because they believe in carrying a baby to full term.

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Damon Gates • commented on 3 posts 4 days ago

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Damon Gates • upvoted 16 items 5 days ago

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Damon Gates • submitted a list addition 2 weeks ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Physically Painful Thing You Have Ever Experienced? (Closed)

Damon Gates • submitted 5 list additions 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, What Book Would You Recommend For Everyone To Read? (Ended)

What Is The Weirdest Food Combination You Have Ever Tried? (Ended)

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Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Dream You Have Ever Had? (Ended)

Damon Gates • commented on 2 posts 3 days ago

30 Photos Show How People Look Before And After Their Hair Transformation

...that aerodynamic hair again...

30 Photos Show How People Look Before And After Their Hair Transformation

I dunno...something in me responds negatively to hairstyles that might have aerodynamic effects.

Damon Gates • commented on 3 posts 4 days ago

This Restaurant Is Winning The Funny Sign Game (45 New Pics)

The mental image is "impressive...very impressive." Of course the follow-up is "Impressively what?"

This Restaurant Is Winning The Funny Sign Game (45 New Pics)

Those weren't raisin, or chocolate chips for that matter...

This Restaurant Is Winning The Funny Sign Game (45 New Pics)

Ouch.

Damon Gates • commented on 5 posts 1 week ago

This Guy Photoshops Animals Into The Most Random Things, And The Result Is A Total Treat (86 New Pics)

Maybe this is what they should do with the carving on Stone Mountain in Georgia.

30 Of The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month (July)

It certainly makes the most sense.

30 Non-Americans Who Tweeted Their Confusion About America

The Washington Redskins could have saved themselves a lot of trouble if they'd changed their mascot to a potato.

30 Times People Found Such Great Secondhand Lamps It Was Too Good Not To Share

Pass. I already have a couple of cats who look like this at night,

30 Times People Found Such Great Secondhand Lamps It Was Too Good Not To Share

It might have originally been on the set (the Criminologist's office) in "The Rocky Horror Picture Show".

Damon Gates • commented on 10 posts 1 week ago

Hey Panda's, Tell Us Your Favorite Website!

After Bored Panda, it's Despair.com. It's parodies of those stupid motivational posters, for example the picture of a snowball rolling down a hill with the label TEAMWORK and the blurb "A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction" or a picture of an order of french fries with the label POTENTIAL and the blurb "Not all of us get to be astronauts when we grow up".

30 Times People Asked To Cover Up Their Scars, And This Tattoo Artist Nailed It

I wonder if people slap the tattoo a lot.

Digital Artists Photoshopped Oversized Animals And The Result Might Give You Nightmares (110 Pics)

Ok...so make yourself look as big as possible...

Digital Artists Photoshopped Oversized Animals And The Result Might Give You Nightmares (110 Pics)

Only because it's too chilly in London.

Digital Artists Photoshopped Oversized Animals And The Result Might Give You Nightmares (110 Pics)

Coming to a theater near you: APOCALYPSE SPINES!

Digital Artists Photoshopped Oversized Animals And The Result Might Give You Nightmares (110 Pics)

Are YOU going to tell him he's going the wrong way?

Digital Artists Photoshopped Oversized Animals And The Result Might Give You Nightmares (110 Pics)

I can just see it batting cars around.

Digital Artists Photoshopped Oversized Animals And The Result Might Give You Nightmares (110 Pics)

That better be a looonnngg crosswalk signal.

Digital Artists Photoshopped Oversized Animals And The Result Might Give You Nightmares (110 Pics)

It looks like he's obeying the traffic signals. And if he wasn't what can you do about it?

Digital Artists Photoshopped Oversized Animals And The Result Might Give You Nightmares (110 Pics)

Notice that compared to it, WE are ant-sized -- I'd be running like hell, too!

Damon Gates • upvoted 3 items 2 days ago

This Group Is Dedicated To Jokes, And Here Are 45 Of Their Funniest Ones

You should check out his social media, he's got a great web presence.

This Group Is Dedicated To Jokes, And Here Are 45 Of Their Funniest Ones

And now I want pie..

This Group Is Dedicated To Jokes, And Here Are 45 Of Their Funniest Ones

Well, cremation is some peoples last chance of having a smoking hot body..

Damon Gates • upvoted 3 items 3 days ago

Advertising, Funny

This Restaurant Is Winning The Funny Sign Game (45 New Pics)

Coronavirus-Covid-19-Funny-Jokes

30 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

As long as you don't apply the same technique when grocery shopping... 😂

Damon Gates • upvoted 14 items 4 days ago

This Restaurant Is Winning The Funny Sign Game (45 New Pics)

That 'I'm so blessed' is about the most gag worthy thing ever.

This Restaurant Is Winning The Funny Sign Game (45 New Pics)

It is the closest a man will ever get to understanding that feeling from a woman's perspective!

Funny-Restaurant-Signs-El-Arroyo

Laughing-Seals-Jokes

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3? In charge of the sequence, Yoda was.

Laughing-Seals-Jokes

My wife left me because I am insecure No wait, she's back. She just went to get coffee

Laughing-Seals-Jokes

My Tinder bio says that I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and that I'm paid to travel. My dates never seem too happy when I tell them I'm a bus driver.

Laughing-Seals-Jokes

I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer “Smoking” or “Non-smoking”. Apparently the correct terms are “Cremation” and “Burial”.

Laughing-Seals-Jokes

If "womb" is pronounced "woom", "tomb" is pronounced "toom" then shouldn't "bomb" be pronounced "BOOM" I hope that blew your minds

Laughing-Seals-Jokes

The president of the US is threatening to send the military to suppress US citizens. Looks like Americans are finally gonna get a taste of democracy and freedom.