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Theoretical Empiricist • commented on a post 7 hours ago

50 'Awkward Family Photos' Shared By People Who Cringe At Them To This Day (New Pics)

That relative got it from someone. Yes, they could have gotten it from a vaccinated person with an asymptomatic breakthrough infection. However, the unvaccinated and maskless spread the virus most quickly to the most people.

Theoretical Empiricist • upvoted 4 items 13 hours ago

The FBI Recently Raided Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Estate, And Folks On Twitter Are Reacting To It (30 Tweets)

I wonder how many Bored Panda readers are old enough to know who Columbo is.

The FBI Recently Raided Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Estate, And Folks On Twitter Are Reacting To It (30 Tweets)

It still blows my mind that the same people flipping out over drag queens and "soy boys" worship a fat, girdle-and-diaper wearing dipshit who dyes his combover orange and plasters on makeup, can't manage to get a suit that fits, and has lifts in his shoes so high that he looks like he's lurching forward. He's, as the saying goes, a poor man's idea of rich, a dumb man's idea of smart, and a classless man's idea of classy.

The FBI Recently Raided Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Estate, And Folks On Twitter Are Reacting To It (30 Tweets)

I wonder how many Bored Panda readers are old enough to know who Columbo is.

The FBI Recently Raided Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Estate, And Folks On Twitter Are Reacting To It (30 Tweets)

"The combination is Ivanka's body measurements."

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Theoretical Empiricist • commented on a post 1 day ago

People Shared 50 Fails And Accidents So Expensive, It Hurts To Watch (New Pics)

And you know...KNOW...someone in product development is asking that very question.

Theoretical Empiricist • upvoted an item 1 day ago

45 Times People “Didn’t Do The Math” And Got Roasted For It Online (New Pics)

No it's not. It's 3/4 of a gallon

Theoretical Empiricist • commented on 3 posts 6 days ago

People Are Joining This Thread Ranting About Overhyped Foods They Don't Understand And Here Are 34 Of Them

"Ketchup is full of mellowing agents that can help that down day feel a bit brighter" - a public service announcement from the Ketchup Advisory Board.

People Are Joining This Thread Ranting About Overhyped Foods They Don't Understand And Here Are 34 Of Them

It's a tidy, self-contained lie.

People Are Joining This Thread Ranting About Overhyped Foods They Don't Understand And Here Are 34 Of Them

"Ketchup is full of mellowing agents that can help that down day feel a bit brighter" - a public service announcement from the Ketchup Advisory Board.

People Are Joining This Thread Ranting About Overhyped Foods They Don't Understand And Here Are 34 Of Them

It's a tidy, self-contained lie.

People Are Joining This Thread Ranting About Overhyped Foods They Don't Understand And Here Are 34 Of Them

I'm sorry...your words make no sense to me.

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Theoretical Empiricist • upvoted an item 6 days ago

People Are Joining This Thread Ranting About Overhyped Foods They Don't Understand And Here Are 34 Of Them

And once you find out in science class exactly what the liver does. That was taught in 7th grade for me (I’m 61), so probably taught in 5th grade now.

Theoretical Empiricist • commented on a post 1 week ago

50 Times Cats Made Their Owners Wonder “What’s Wrong With My Cat” (New Pics)

"Hah! And you hop around swearing when you step on one! I'd call you a pussy, but you don't deserve the dignity of that word!"

Theoretical Empiricist • upvoted an item 1 week ago

Men Are Sharing 30 Red Flags That Women Should Look Out For If They Don't Want To End Up In Awful Relationships

Not everybody need or want a hobby 🤷‍♂️ My "hobby "is the same like the carton bull 's Ferdinand...smell the roses 😂

Theoretical Empiricist • upvoted 11 items 1 week ago

People Claim These Tattoos Signal Major Red Flags On People, Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

Aside from the ones that are racist or otherwise bigoted, this list is really judgmental.

40 Times People Were Stupid Enough To Do Something So Inappropriate That It Cost Them Their Job (New Pics)

Someone downvoted this one, and if they see this I want to ask, would you be okay with getting treated by someone who could possibly be carrying a deadly virus?

People Claim These Tattoos Signal Major Red Flags On People, Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

Aside from the ones that are racist or otherwise bigoted, this list is really judgmental.

40 Times People Were Stupid Enough To Do Something So Inappropriate That It Cost Them Their Job (New Pics)

Someone downvoted this one, and if they see this I want to ask, would you be okay with getting treated by someone who could possibly be carrying a deadly virus?

40 Times People Were Stupid Enough To Do Something So Inappropriate That It Cost Them Their Job (New Pics)

Hopefully, not in health care

40 Times People Were Stupid Enough To Do Something So Inappropriate That It Cost Them Their Job (New Pics)

the amount of chemicals it probably takes keeping that hair looking like that are way worse than any vaccine I promise you.

Internet Users Are Sharing Facts That Can Save Your Life, And Here Are 40 Of The Most Useful Ones

AEDs?

40 Times People Were Stupid Enough To Do Something So Inappropriate That It Cost Them Their Job (New Pics)

Yep! You must not have read your contract. The government owns you once you join our military.

40 Times People Were Stupid Enough To Do Something So Inappropriate That It Cost Them Their Job (New Pics)

One thing we all learned about by the mid 1950's was the power of propaganda. That is why critical thinking must be encouraged, because propaganda is so much used by the unscrupulous. Every power promotes its own agendas via various tools: print. movies, music, internet, rumour. Think for yourselves and check out multiple different sources. Good luck.

40 Times People Were Stupid Enough To Do Something So Inappropriate That It Cost Them Their Job (New Pics)

If you don't believe in science how can we trust you are a good nurse. So stupid. She deserved it.

40 Times People Were Stupid Enough To Do Something So Inappropriate That It Cost Them Their Job (New Pics)

I'd rather have a priest who got "I" and "we" mixed up than a nurse who doesn't believe in vaccines

40 Times People Were Stupid Enough To Do Something So Inappropriate That It Cost Them Their Job (New Pics)

UNSUITED to the medical profession

Space Quotes

“If the government is covering up knowledge of aliens, they are doing a better job of it than they do at anything else.” ― Stephen Hawking

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Theoretical Empiricist • commented on 7 posts 1 week ago

Someone Asks People Online To Share Parenting Tips That Might Sound Smart, But Are Actually Toxic Parenting Advice, And 30 People Provide

Sometime early in high school, my parents said, "You have an alarm clock and know how much sleep you need. If you miss the school bus, you walk. If you're late, that's your problem."

40 Times People Were Stupid Enough To Do Something So Inappropriate That It Cost Them Their Job (New Pics)

You forgot the goat sacrifices during the full moon.

Someone Asks People Online To Share Parenting Tips That Might Sound Smart, But Are Actually Toxic Parenting Advice, And 30 People Provide

Sometime early in high school, my parents said, "You have an alarm clock and know how much sleep you need. If you miss the school bus, you walk. If you're late, that's your problem."

40 Times People Were Stupid Enough To Do Something So Inappropriate That It Cost Them Their Job (New Pics)

You forgot the goat sacrifices during the full moon.

40 Times People Were Stupid Enough To Do Something So Inappropriate That It Cost Them Their Job (New Pics)

Not that it will do them any good...

40 Times People Were Stupid Enough To Do Something So Inappropriate That It Cost Them Their Job (New Pics)

Actually, leaches have some legit medical uses (such as after finger reattachment).

40 Times People Were Stupid Enough To Do Something So Inappropriate That It Cost Them Their Job (New Pics)

Poor word choice, dude. There are anti-vax physicians, too, and they're the darlings of right-wing liars.

40 Times People Were Stupid Enough To Do Something So Inappropriate That It Cost Them Their Job (New Pics)

It appalls me how many medical professionals (including my fellow nurses) spout anti-vax BS (even pre-COVID). As an RN, I get vaccinated for everything I can and make sure my wife is vaccinated, too.

Internet Users Are Sharing Facts That Can Save Your Life, And Here Are 40 Of The Most Useful Ones

It's an "automated external defibrillator". It's like the defibrillators you see in medical shows to shock the heart into a stable rhythm. They're fairly simple to use. You stick the pads according to the package illustration, make sure everything is connected, turn the machine on, and do what it tells you.

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Theoretical Empiricist • upvoted 9 items 2 weeks ago

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DAE sometimes try to use a word you don't use very often in a post or comment but quickly google it first to make sure you are using it correctly and don't look like a dumbass?

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DAE still not have tiktok downloaded and isn't planning to?

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DAE sometimes try to use a word you don't use very often in a post or comment but quickly google it first to make sure you are using it correctly and don't look like a dumbass?

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DAE still not have tiktok downloaded and isn't planning to?

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DAE hate having to make an account for pretty much everything online these days?

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Does anybody else's blood run cold when someone says "we need to talk" to you?

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DAE say to themselves, “Wed-nes-day” when you’re writing down Wednesday?

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DAE like sleeping with a fan blowing on them but being burried under the covers?

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DAE get so anxious about the stuff you need to get done in your day that you end up just wallowing in a cesspit of procrastination as your anxiety continues to grow while you sit there doing nothing, rather than just getting up and doing it?

50 “Fun Facts That Nobody Asked For”

Thank you, henceforth I will call it 'nipstick'.

50 “Fun Facts That Nobody Asked For”

For example, if you get only few centimeters from the flame, it smells like burned hair.

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Theoretical Empiricist • submitted a new post 1 year ago

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Theoretical Empiricist • submitted a list addition 1 month ago

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Theoretical Empiricist • submitted 3 list additions 5 months ago

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Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Saved Someone's Life? (Closed)

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Theoretical Empiricist • submitted 3 list additions 9 months ago

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Theoretical Empiricist • submitted 2 list additions 11 months ago

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Hey Pandas, Who Is Your Favorite Movie Villain, And Why? (Closed)

Theoretical Empiricist • commented on a post 7 hours ago

50 'Awkward Family Photos' Shared By People Who Cringe At Them To This Day (New Pics)

Theoretical Empiricist • commented on a post 1 day ago

People Shared 50 Fails And Accidents So Expensive, It Hurts To Watch (New Pics)

And you know...KNOW...someone in product development is asking that very question.

Theoretical Empiricist • commented on 3 posts 6 days ago

People Are Joining This Thread Ranting About Overhyped Foods They Don't Understand And Here Are 34 Of Them

"Ketchup is full of mellowing agents that can help that down day feel a bit brighter" - a public service announcement from the Ketchup Advisory Board.

People Are Joining This Thread Ranting About Overhyped Foods They Don't Understand And Here Are 34 Of Them

It's a tidy, self-contained lie.

People Are Joining This Thread Ranting About Overhyped Foods They Don't Understand And Here Are 34 Of Them

I'm sorry...your words make no sense to me.

Theoretical Empiricist • commented on a post 1 week ago

50 Times Cats Made Their Owners Wonder “What’s Wrong With My Cat” (New Pics)

"Hah! And you hop around swearing when you step on one! I'd call you a pussy, but you don't deserve the dignity of that word!"

Theoretical Empiricist • commented on 7 posts 1 week ago

Someone Asks People Online To Share Parenting Tips That Might Sound Smart, But Are Actually Toxic Parenting Advice, And 30 People Provide

Sometime early in high school, my parents said, "You have an alarm clock and know how much sleep you need. If you miss the school bus, you walk. If you're late, that's your problem."

40 Times People Were Stupid Enough To Do Something So Inappropriate That It Cost Them Their Job (New Pics)

You forgot the goat sacrifices during the full moon.

40 Times People Were Stupid Enough To Do Something So Inappropriate That It Cost Them Their Job (New Pics)

Not that it will do them any good...

40 Times People Were Stupid Enough To Do Something So Inappropriate That It Cost Them Their Job (New Pics)

Actually, leaches have some legit medical uses (such as after finger reattachment).

40 Times People Were Stupid Enough To Do Something So Inappropriate That It Cost Them Their Job (New Pics)

Poor word choice, dude. There are anti-vax physicians, too, and they're the darlings of right-wing liars.

40 Times People Were Stupid Enough To Do Something So Inappropriate That It Cost Them Their Job (New Pics)

It appalls me how many medical professionals (including my fellow nurses) spout anti-vax BS (even pre-COVID). As an RN, I get vaccinated for everything I can and make sure my wife is vaccinated, too.

Internet Users Are Sharing Facts That Can Save Your Life, And Here Are 40 Of The Most Useful Ones

Theoretical Empiricist • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

50 Real-Life ‘When You See It’ Moments That You Might Need To Stare At For A While

Two thoughts spring to mind: [1] Didn't Gary Larson do a cartoon on this? [2] "Paranoia strikes deep, into your life it will creep...

Theoretical Empiricist • commented on 3 posts 3 weeks ago

50 Hilarious Memes To Make You Laugh, As Shared On This Popular Instagram Page (New Pics)

Because I like black licorice jelly bean and dark chocolate, my Easter basket always looks morbid.

Hey Pandas, What Movie Makes You Cry Every Time You Watch It? (Closed)

Yes, sometimes moments of absolute triumph make me cry.

'Bizarre Buildings': 50 Of The Strangest And Most Unique Buildings From All Over The World

In the middle is a frantically spinning Tasmanian Devil.

Theoretical Empiricist • commented on 3 posts 4 weeks ago

Theoretical Empiricist • upvoted 4 items 13 hours ago

Trump-Raid-Mar-A-Lago-Tweets

The FBI Recently Raided Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Estate, And Folks On Twitter Are Reacting To It (30 Tweets)

I wonder how many Bored Panda readers are old enough to know who Columbo is.

The FBI Recently Raided Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Estate, And Folks On Twitter Are Reacting To It (30 Tweets)

"The combination is Ivanka's body measurements."

The FBI Recently Raided Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Estate, And Folks On Twitter Are Reacting To It (30 Tweets)

Theoretical Empiricist • upvoted an item 1 day ago

45 Times People “Didn’t Do The Math” And Got Roasted For It Online (New Pics)

No it's not. It's 3/4 of a gallon

Theoretical Empiricist • upvoted an item 6 days ago

People Are Joining This Thread Ranting About Overhyped Foods They Don't Understand And Here Are 34 Of Them

And once you find out in science class exactly what the liver does. That was taught in 7th grade for me (I’m 61), so probably taught in 5th grade now.

Theoretical Empiricist • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

Space Quotes

“If the government is covering up knowledge of aliens, they are doing a better job of it than they do at anything else.” ― Stephen Hawking

Men Are Sharing 30 Red Flags That Women Should Look Out For If They Don't Want To End Up In Awful Relationships

Not everybody need or want a hobby 🤷‍♂️ My "hobby "is the same like the carton bull 's Ferdinand...smell the roses 😂

Theoretical Empiricist • upvoted 12 items 1 week ago

People Claim These Tattoos Signal Major Red Flags On People, Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

Aside from the ones that are racist or otherwise bigoted, this list is really judgmental.

does-anybody-else-questions

DAE like sleeping with a fan blowing on them but being burried under the covers?

does-anybody-else-questions

Does anybody else's blood run cold when someone says "we need to talk" to you?

does-anybody-else-questions

DAE sometimes try to use a word you don't use very often in a post or comment but quickly google it first to make sure you are using it correctly and don't look like a dumbass?