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50 Of The Most Savage Responses People Had To Jerks (Best Of All Time)
Ever had a heated online argument with a stranger, only to think of the perfect comeback three days later? Well, on the internet clock, a few days might as well be an eternity, and everyone’s already moved on.
But over on r/clevercomebacks, wasting time is unheard of. With over 2 million members, this subreddit is full of sharp retorts for any situation. At Bored Panda, we’re big fans. So we’ve rounded up the best comebacks they have to offer. Keep reading, you might just find the right response to silence that next awkward comment.
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#1
Yep May Be It Is True
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#3
Never Underestimate A Woman
Kristy Marion 2 years ago
Men, you can’t have babies. Sit down when *women’s* reproductive rights are discussed
#4
Found It On Twitter. Hope I Am Not Too Late
#5
Kid Has A Bright And Shocking Future In Front Of Him
#6
Just Another Reason To Keep My Purple Hair
#7
“Migrants Can’t Assimilate Into Society”
#8
They Don't Give A Damn
Kristy Marion 2 years ago
I genuinely admire anyone that chooses to join the military to protect their country, however the idolising of Veterans in America never sits well with me. When you stir up patriotism, and putting civil servants on pedestals and paying such a low minimum wage that joining the armed forces is the only way out, yet shoe no care for returning and ex serviceman, except for give them 10% discounts everywhere and a “thank you for your service”, well, it seems to be like big business and corporations are involved somewhere,
#9
Well Then Rip
#11
Keep Your Stick On The Ice
Luke Branwen 2 years ago
Reminds me of that old joke: "We asked people how they view lesbian relationships. The question had to be rephrased after majority of responders answered 'in high definition'."
#12
Love This Guy
#13
I Don’t Care If Repost Made Me Laugh
#14
Not Be A Baby Machine
#15
Oof. That Burn Needs Some Love
#16
Please Wear A Mask And Stay Safe
james stevenson 2 years ago (edited)
That's pretty much the best explanation of why we wore face masks I've ever seen.
#17
You're The Problem
#18
Room Temperature IQ
#19
Who Orders Small Coffee Anyway?
General Anaesthesia 2 years ago
The weakest minds need someone, anyone, to look down on for no reason.
#20
Just Try Not Being Straight For Awhile
araT sdrawkcaB 2 years ago
And forgetting your kids birthday 3 years running? I’m adopting your son. You’re fired.
#21
Why Don't You Stand Up For Yourself?
#22
Some Good Luck!
#23
Thank You Andy Wang!
#24
It Was Social Distancing Haha
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago
I thought dinosaurs were just a prank of Satan's, since the world is only 6000 years old.
#25
Definitely Atheists That Do This
Andy Frobig 2 years ago
How about killing and subjugating whole continents for not being atheist?
#26
I Understand Completely
LakotaWolf (she/her) 2 years ago
Burning people alive? Yep, that sounds exactly like organized religion to me! Leave people alone when they're not of your faith? Nope! Gotta convert them! Oh, wait, they're unwilling to be converted? Better kill them!
#27
Whatever Your Weakness, There's A Hellion To Exploit It
The.Butterfly.Effect.530 2 years ago
Goodwill does this... just one more reason to not take your business there.
#28
They Also Don't Come In Exciting Anime
Jack Burton 2 years ago
It could be cool if they do. Imagine hiking and then something jump from a tree branch yelling Squiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirel !!!
#29
Whatttt !?? No Vegan Options At KFC!???
#30
British Museum
#31
Idk If This Has Been Posted Before, But I Love His Little Smile
#32
Look Before You Leap
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago
God gave us brains so we could use them. If He didn't want us to learn how to prevent and cure disease, how to enhance the lives of the disabled, to fix what is broken, He wouldn't have given us brains!
#33
I Hope This Hasn’t Been Done Before
#34
Stealing The Rainbow
#35
Separate Payments
#36
Big Footprints To Fill
#37
Education Is Vitally Important, After All
detective miller's hat 2 years ago
I have met brick walls that are more sentient than Marjorie Taylor Greene.
#38
Bless This Woman
#39
Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?
Anya Beboop 2 years ago (edited)
I do to get groceries without a large crowd and lines.Also allergic to the sun.
#40
People Really Live In Their Own Little Bubbles
#41
Comeback
Apatheist Account2 2 years ago
Don't wear clown shoes when walking over hot coals! It creates a huge carbon footprint.
#43
Comeback
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
The hymen can tear without sexual activity. Sometimes you’re not even born with it. The hymen isn’t like one of those freshness seals
#44
Simple Math To Hard
#45
Can Anyone Show Martha The Original Constitution ?
Jack Burton 2 years ago
Why don"t they go full amish and live like old pioneers, these stupid just want the modern world with our way to see the world. How crazy.
#46
True Perfection Has Been Achieved
#47
Comeback
Little Wonder 2 years ago
I saw a photo of one of those lockdown rhymes they're teaching kindergarten kids in case of active shooter, and someone replied "Sure, we have to be prepared for any natural disaster" and the mere fact this person considers an active shooter to be an unavoidable natural disaster says a LOT about the mindset of a lot of (not all of) Americans.
#49
I Hate Anti-Maskers
#50
Old But Gold
#51
Useless Trees
#52
Atheists, Christians And Cats
#53
Both Magnus Carlsen And I Can Play Chess
#54
Cry Me A River That Flows 5 M/S²
#55
Comeback
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago
Well, to be fair, Walmart is always rearranging the shelves.
#56
Not Mine But On Point
#57
Common Sense Is Really Rare These Days
#58
Morning Coffee vs. Morning People
#59
Bill Burr Everybody
#60
Elite Finish
james stevenson 2 years ago
"The day I'm asked to contribute evenly I'm outta here!" (Who am I to talk though?)
#62
Comeback
#63
Philip Brought A Tank In A Knife Fight
Chihuahua Mama 2 years ago
Being female is the "default" so if something is wrong with the expression of the Y chromosome, the body defaults to making female characteristics, if I'm not mistaken
#64
"Markets Unable To Adapt To New Generation Of Consumers"
Content Wombat 2 years ago
My brother had dogs all his adult life and he always refused to feed any of them that rubbish marketed as "dog food". He either cooked the meat for them or fed them it raw. Miss ya bro ;(
#65
So Easy To Say
Anya Beboop 2 years ago (edited)
This also assumes you can live in an area fit for kids playing outside.
#66
Other People’s Kids Is A Surprisingly Great Form Of Birth Control
Luke Branwen 2 years ago
I'm 28 and I still feel like a child myself, me not having children is in everybody's best interest.
#67
They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption
#68
Another Reason To Love The Beatles
#69
Better Hope His House Doesn't Catch On Fire!
#70
Damn... Guess My Opinion Is Invalid
FreeTheUnicorn 2 years ago (edited)
The oppressor doesn't get to define oppression. Offence can only call the fouls if participating in the game is optional.
#71
That’s My Gender
james stevenson 2 years ago
Well, that's a new one. How will it be represented in the LGBT+ acronym?
#72
The Only Reasonable Response
#73
Got Roasted By A Police Twitter
#74
Simple, Yet Effective
#75
When You Get Shot Down By Facts
Louise Clarke 2 years ago
the brightness of the sun reflected off snow is the reason the first versions of sunglasses (called snow glasses) were invented by the Inuit.
#76
I Mean They've Got A Good Point
columbokateUK 2 years ago (edited)
Lawrence Fox is such a twat. What on earth did Billie see in him?!!
#79
That Makes Sense
#80
The Greatest Genius Of Our Time
#81
German History Lesson
#82
He's Not Wrong
troufaki13 2 years ago
Is it the same person who said that she can't stand it when men use umbrellas?
#83
Most Of Us Are Too
Anony Mouse 2 years ago
According to this picture, he may have had an umbilical hernia. Hope he got that looked at.
#84
Careful What You Say
#85
He Makes A Good Point
Brain-In-A-Vat 2 years ago
An abortion clinic is a medical facility, whereas a church is a book club . . .
#86
Climate Change Is Not Real Guys!!!
#87
A Punchline From Twitter, Does This Count As A Meme?
james stevenson 2 years ago (edited)
Why am I watching youtube on my laptop while I'm eating at the table? (also upvote for Hitchhikers Guide reference)
#88
They're With Him, Alright
#89
I Should Be Allowed To Pick The Oil Company I Die And Kill For!
#90
Depression vs. Asthma
#91
This Always Makes Me Laugh
Premislaus de Colo 2 years ago
I would enjoy this comeback more if it did not come from these horrible people...
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Ace 2 years ago
Again? Pretty sure all of these were included the last time this list was posted.
Vincent Bevort 2 years ago
Why do you think this site is called Bored panda. To get bored!
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Jack Burton 2 years ago
Some are really great and it was funny even if i knew them, but yeah that was a lot of repost, most of these date from 2020 covid stuff
CanadianDimes 2 years ago
Nothing funny has happened since then. It is known 😆
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Jeroen de Wijn 2 years ago
Wow Oleksandra Kyryliuk, what a treasure trove of Covid-era funny posts. So refreshing. May I suggest some Y2K humour for your next hit article?
Ace 2 years ago
Again? Pretty sure all of these were included the last time this list was posted.
Vincent Bevort 2 years ago
Why do you think this site is called Bored panda. To get bored!
Load More Replies... Jack Burton 2 years ago
Some are really great and it was funny even if i knew them, but yeah that was a lot of repost, most of these date from 2020 covid stuff
CanadianDimes 2 years ago
Nothing funny has happened since then. It is known 😆
Load More Replies... Jeroen de Wijn 2 years ago
Wow Oleksandra Kyryliuk, what a treasure trove of Covid-era funny posts. So refreshing. May I suggest some Y2K humour for your next hit article?
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