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The internet isn’t just home to funny cat pics and delightfully witty memes. It has an edgier, weirder side, too. One that makes you do a double-take and wonder whether what you’re looking at is actually real. The r/cursedcomments subreddit is one of the best places for showing what this side of the net looks like.

We’ve collected some of the top cursed comments of all time to share with you. Scroll down to have a read, but be warned—there’s a lot of uncomfortable content and bizarreness involved here. It’s not for the faint of heart. Though, remember, you shouldn’t feel too guilty if you laugh at some of these pics. It’s fine to enjoy dark humor once in a while.

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#1

Cursed_polls

may_be_human Report

Jerome Lenovo
Community Member
2 years ago

brilliant joke ! edit : i love cake

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    #2

    Cursed Bears

    0DarkChar0 Report

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Looks like the wrong neighbourhood for polar bears though

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    #3

    Cursed_murdering Cat

    Yaboikeegs1289 Report

    Moë
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Laughed so hard I woke mine up and then had to switch pages real quick cuz they need to get any ideas

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    #4

    Cursed Roomba

    reddit.com Report

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    It's a can of tuna.

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    #5

    Cursed_masturbation

    EeveeMasterJenya Report

    flower petals
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    😆😂🤣

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    #6

    Cursed_unclejack

    SuperGamer-YT Report

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Well... that turned fast

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    #7

    Cursed_wife

    ToxicVegetable Report

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    OH S**T!

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    #8

    Cursed_organs

    MushuTheGreat17 Report

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Other organs: Oh s**t he means business!

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    #9

    Cursed Few Seconds

    tupangina Report

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Yeaaahhh should've been more specific in the original post

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    #10

    Cursed_mickey

    peterbishopisnotdead Report

    Aadith
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    "There's nothing scarier than Slenderman." Eerie Darkness in the forest: "I beg to differ."

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    #11

    Cursed_baby Goes Brrrr

    janneell Report

    SCamp
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    ‘Leashless’ though! 😂😂😂

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    #12

    Cursed_sport

    Naughty_Dog814 Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I would totally watch that.

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    #13

    Hmm

    Mr_Punchable Report

    Stygtand
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago

    Im crying, and probably going to hell.

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    #14

    Cursed_nap

    Kilowattkid Report

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Oh my word, is this real?!

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    #15

    Cursed_doll

    KYLEZOOKI Report

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Oh, No... Run.

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    #16

    Cursed Vegans

    omgtyuf Report

    Kirsten Kerkhof
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    So that's how veganism started!

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    #17

    Cursed_group Project

    dm_nudes_ Report

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Ah yes, the commonly used word "blursed"

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    #18

    Hmm

    Ryan-821 Report

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago

    Ouch!

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    #19

    Cursed_toaster

    SZT2 Report

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    "Knife holder" - In honour to my sister who used a butter knife to see if the bread is toasty enough once...

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    #20

    Cursed_experimentation

    knotshir Report

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    What about Deadpool? Or Wolverine? Or Sabertooth?

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    #21

    Cursed_sleep

    reddit.com Report

    Jennifer Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Some pretty weird ads

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    #22

    Hmm

    ro_ock Report

    Dan
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Nailed it!

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    #23

    Cursed Drink

    mahdiayadi21 Report

    Norm Gilmore
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Then you're a Smurf?

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    #24

    Hmm

    Tas-Sis Report

    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    At what POINT did they declare chasing a zebra in Tennessee "ridiculous?"

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    #25

    Cursed_shat

    fumnygirl Report

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I would love to have a shitten. I'm not sure Bouche and Audi would be on board, and I can't really afford another one anyway. It's still nice to dream.

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    #26

    Cursed Tesla

    Reknepz1 Report

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Ah, the real question; can a self-driving car pull a sick drift?

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    #27

    Cursed Birthday

    EmoDetective17 Report

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    My birthday really is 9/11. Luckily I'm too old to celebrate.

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    #28

    Hmm

    Tortilla_Chip_ Report

    Pedantic Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Decomposition.

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    #29

    Hmm

    ThijmenTheTurkey Report

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    "The phlegm catches the pollen and viruses! No hayfever either!"

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    #30

    Hmm

    albertibas Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    That's not the way to save the bees population 🙄😒

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    #31

    Hmm

    jainammm Report

    SCamp
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Love it that Arctic means ‘bears’ and Antarctic means ‘not the arctic’! So, ‘not the place that has bears’ 😂

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    #32

    Cursed_ww1

    Ruharus Report

    Tobias Reaper
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    its like that scene in a Simpsons episode set in the past grandpa calls it world war 1 and Lenny says why do you keep calling it that he replies "oh youll see"

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    #33

    Hmm

    reddit.com Report

    Groundcontroltomajortom
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Natural selection

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    #34

    Cursed_ciggarette

    Romka2001 Report

    les
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    hey if it works it works

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    #35

    Cursed Hospital

    EscapeFromGermany Report

    SCamp
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Visual Dictionary illustration of US healthcare

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    #36

    Cursed_fightclub

    huna-lildahk Report

    flower petals
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Guy looks like a combination of a turtle and Voldemort.. 😆

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    #37

    Hmm

    Hornyanddepressed275 Report

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Cackling here

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    #38

    Cursed_wealth

    Toxicrew Report

    les
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    and after all that work you find out you should have started with steel

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    #39

    Cursed_buisness Meeting

    MrPiepo Report

    Annabel Wood
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    same thing

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    #40

    Cursed_language

    AzyxFromHell Report

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Damn I'd learn Russian if I come become a dragon by speaking it

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    #41

    Cursed_thermometer

    just1clown_3 Report

    les
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    we only have one thermometer

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    #42

    Cursed Kiss

    Wade918 Report

    Tobias Reaper
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    or in prison

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    #43

    Cursed Witches

    Whispering_wisp Report

    Groundcontroltomajortom
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I think I'd just have to pick a side and do a John Cleese style walk up the stairs!!

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    #44

    Cursed_achievement

    20080262 Report

    StumblingThroughLife
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago

    The sarcasm is strong in this one (poor guy, btw).

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    #45

    Cursed_bookreview

    LycanVan Report

    That Goth Demon (zey/zem)
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    The new cure for paralysis! /jk

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    #46

    Cursed_god

    therealmocha Report

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago

    This made me snort-laugh.

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    #47

    Cursed Care

    vaginofi Report

    Penguin Panda Pop
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Step 2 is you living outside now.

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    #48

    Cursed Casket

    waxyhighlands Report

    Angi
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    That beats my jumping out of a plane with no parachute dressed as Superman

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    #49

    Cursed_holden Berries

    Spankmaster69x2 Report

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Holden is a car brand in Australia *sniffs* or at least, it used to be *sobs quietly in a corner*

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    #50

    Cursed Victory 🥇

    GetM3m3dBro Report

    Stuart Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Just ask Donald Trump........

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    #51

    Cursed_sex

    Leather-Let2935 Report

    Luke Branwen
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Someone on Tumblr pointed out this is basically a canonical lore in the Transformers universe. I wasn't brave enough to check.

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    #52

    Hmm

    reddit.com Report

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    What house?

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    #53

    Hmm

    s-classic1102 Report

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Oh.

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    #54

    Cursed_heelies

    TheTaroMaster Report

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    YES DO THAT!! (and just have the chorus from Sonne playing eerily from some unknown location that sounds like its coming from all around.)

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    #55

    Cursed_spareparts

    HeisterWolf Report

    Angi
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    My Biodad was sperm donor in my phone.

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    #56

    Cursed_allergies

    HugsForCorpse Report

    Trillian
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    When I took an allergy test the only reaction I had was to the medical tape they used to keep the potential allergens in place

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    #57

    Cursed_yoda

    reddit.com Report

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    or georges and yoda get very... close

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    #58

    Cursed_paronoid

    lazy-pee Report

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    We know...

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    #59

    Hmm

    ZyberZeus Report

    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Imagine she'd be actually dating her ex husbands sister. That would be ridiculous, right??😉

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    #60

    Cursed_industrial_revolution

    _what_a_great_name_ Report

    Tobias Reaper
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Roman empire hey baby are you a gladiator because i wanna fight to death oh no that doesnt work

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    #61

    Cursed_pocket

    Buttjocker-for-life Report

    Firstname Lastname
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    As a person with no front pockets, who wants both hands available for snacks, I'll reserve one hand for smacking the hoe caller.

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    #62

    Cursed Truckdrivers

    Mangadditor Report

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Oh god!! ROFL

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    #63

    Cursed_hot Tubs

    MrMop_Head Report

    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    As a ranger who has worked at Yellowstone, I am legally required to say DON'T DO THAT

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    #64

    Cursed_lapdance

    DickNixon11 Report

    Spannermonkey
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Cute story, but most definitely NOT the worst way possible. Not even on the list.

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    #65

    Cursed_dad

    Hamoody25 Report

    Penguin Panda Pop
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    After the 24 hours he wasn't straight? Did I read the sentence correctly or not?

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    #66

    Cursed_dog

    reddit.com Report

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Its painful when the cute spaniel comes wagging up to me and I'm "don't pet the puppy, don't pet the puppy, don't pet the puppy"

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    #67

    Cursed Job

    Aggravating_Prompt_3 Report

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago

    Both of them do require a lot of bravery and both of them can f**k up some people mentally

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    #68

    Cursed_healthcare

    kungfuWABBITZ Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Wait! We're blurring out "shoots" and leave out "gun"???

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    #69

    Cursed_health

    grandmastererer Report

    Angi
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    That aged well...

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    #70

    Cursed_bears

    AnotherRedditUserHuh Report

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    HE PULLED A GUN ON THE BABY BEAR??

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