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93 Times Husbands Had No Choice But To Publicly Document Their Wives’ Ridiculous Behavior
Marriage isn't always about big romantic gestures or those picture-perfect moments you see in movies. A lot of the time, it's the small, silly things—laughing at an inside joke you've told a hundred times, teasing each other over the same old habits, or knowing exactly what to say to get that dramatic eye roll. When you've been with someone for a while, you learn all their little quirks, what makes them laugh, and, perhaps most importantly, what drives them completely crazy. And every now and then, you just can't resist having a little fun with that knowledge.
In today’s post, these husbands took the playful side of marriage online, sharing funny little moments, silly posts, and the ways they like to poke fun at their wives. Some are subtle, some are completely ridiculous, and a few are so perfectly timed that you can't help but appreciate the humor behind them. Keep reading to see what they shared.
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#1
The Get Well Basket My Wife Made Me For My Vasectomy Today
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#2
I Think My Wife Forgot She Was 7 And A Half Months Pregnant When She Tried To Hide So She Could Jump Out And Scare Me
#3
My Wife Decided To Take The Cat For A Ride. The Cat Had Some Critiques Of Her Driving
MalayDragon 1 day ago (edited)
SLOW DOWN SUSAN YOU'LL K.I.L.L US BOTH, Well i have 8 more lives but You're gonna be k.i.l.l.e.d
#4
I Come Into The Living Room To See My Wife In Her Wedding Dress...watching The Royal Wedding
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 day ago
My mom's family is VERY distantly related to the Windsors, through their German relatives. Do you know, we haven't been invited to even one of the royal weddings?! It's like they don't even know we exist!
#5
2 Hours? Dudes Needs To Take Out A 2nd Mortgage To Pay For This
#6
My Wife Went To Get Groceries And Showed Up An Hour Later With 188 Jalapeno Peppers
We are a family of four, and the kids don't eat jalapeno peppers, so these are just for me and my wife. We do not own a restaurant and are not planning on hosting any big parties. She said "I got a good deal on them". She's latina.
#7
In An Attempt To Help My Husband Complete His Chores, I've Made Him A List Of Side Quests
#8
My Wife Thought I Was Asleep And Came Out Of The Bathroom Looking Like This
#9
I Told My Wife That Rupert Murdoch's Chin Disturbed Me. She Replied To Me With This
Daisydaisy 1 day ago
It's not just his chin that's a problem - he and his media empire have done a lot to destabilise democracies around the world and push the political narrative further and further to the right. But yes, his chin is rather ugly too
#10
My Wife Is Having A Girls Night, These Were Laid Out As I Left
#11
My Wife Sent This To Me While I Was Out
#12
My 39-Week Pregnant Wife Went To The Store To “Get Stuff For Dinner”. This Is What She Came Home With
#13
My Wife Never Finishes Her Coffee
As the title says, My wife NEVER finishes her coffee! Soo, I made her a custom mug.
#14
My Partner Named The Spider Plant
Spencers slave no more 1 day ago
I need to show this to my 10 year old grandson, he calls every spider Dave. The House Yeti calls them Bob.
#15
My Wife's Hot Halloween Costume
#16
My Wife Ate All The Skin Off The Rotisserie Chicken Before Anybody Got To Have Some
I called her a goblin, and she said "it's not my fault! It came off so I had to eat it!" I do not believe her cover story. I saw her casually peeling off pieces.
#17
Asked The Wife To Find A Firework That Describes Our Intimate Life - Not Sure If She's Roasting Or Complimenting, But I'll Take It
#18
I Always Thought She Married Me For My Charming Wit...happy Early Fathers Day To Me I Guess
#19
My Wife Is 39 Weeks Pregnant And Really Wants To See Deadpool 2
#21
My Wife Lost A Bet And Had To Go On The Scariest Ride At The Carnival
#22
My Wife Got Me An Engraved Watch Band. A Little Ominous…
#24
My Wife Thought She Was Ordering Eight Individual Bananas
#25
Wife Frequently Complains That Our Dryer Is Not Drying Properly
#26
This Represents A Single Week Of Mugs And Glasses That My Wife Leaves In Our Bathroom. I Clean All Of These Every Week, And They Are Back The Next. Anyone Else Feel My Pain?
#27
Wife Called My Luxurious Snack Plate An "Autism Dinner"
#28
My Wife Doesn’t Eat The “Center” Of Her Burgers
#29
My Wife Ate Every Single Marshmallow In A Family Sized Box Of Count Chocula. Every Single One
#30
A Thoughtful Gift From My Husband On Mother’s Day
#31
I Hide A Waldo Around To Spook My Wife As A Prank. We Just Got A Baby Monitor
Ervin Conn 20 hours ago
To be pedantic: Robert Heinlein coined the term in a sci-fi book from 1942 (writing as Anson Macdonald). A remote manipulator, also known as a telefactor, telemanipulator, or waldo (after the 1942 short story "Waldo" by Robert A. Heinlein), is a device which, through electronic, hydraulic, or mechanical linkages, allows a hand-like mechanism to be controlled by a human operator. The purpose of such a device is usually to move or manipulate hazardous materials for reasons of safety, similar to the operation and play of a claw crane game.
#32
My Wife Replaced The Curtains In Our Child's Bedroom, Unintentionally Turning It Bright Red
#33
My Wife Wonders Why The Vacuum Hasnt Been Working
Spencers slave no more 1 day ago (edited)
The House Yeti's partner sheds like an Afghan Hound in the desert and she's blonde. Add in the bearded, long haired Yeti, a redhead, 3 cats and 6 current foster kittens, I clean the vacuum brush every 5 feet of flooring. That's 7 rooms with carpet plus 5 with vinyl flooring.
#35
Brand New TV And This Is How My Wife Insists We Have The Remote "To Keep It Looking Good"
michael Chock 1 day ago
It looks like garbage the whole time you own it so you can toss it looking like new.
#36
My Wife Watching Netflix From An iPad Being Charged By A Laptop In Front Of A 65” TV With Speakers. But… Why??
Ace 1 day ago
Well look, I'm a tech-savvy person, but I'm also lazy, so I can get this. Doesn't have netflix (or the right login details) on the TV, ipad doesn't connect directly to TV, no HDMI socket and too far away, so she'd need to set up wifi/BT connections, ipad charger in the other room but laptop right there... Yeah, I could almost see myself doing something like this, except I don't watch Netflix.
#37
My Wife Insists This Is Normal…
#38
My Wife Doesn’t Throw Her Trash Away Before Putting Her Dish In The Sink, So I Often End Up With This
#39
Someone’s Wife Said No
#40
My Wife Bought Word Magnets And This Is What I Come Home To
#41
My Wife Putting This Peanut Butter In The Trash Because It’s Empty
Jeff White 1 day ago
Even stupidly rich people get a LOT more peanut butter out of the jar before declaring it "empty"
#42
My Wife Refuses To Replace This (10 Year Old) Sock Until She Can Find The Exact Same Type And Colour
#43
My Wife Said That The House Is In Shambles And She'll Be Cleaning All Day. This Is What Our House Looks Like In Shambles
#44
"It's Always So Cold In Our House. Our Furnace Is So Bad." -Wife Jan2020 -32c
#45
My Wife’s Attempt At Cutting Brownies Last Night After A Few Drinks
#46
Help Me Find My Missing Wife
MalayDragon 1 day ago (edited)
Impossible, i can't see anyone in this picture. Might want to move that drink bottle though. Also where did you get that levitating phone?
#47
My Wife Was Googling Trying To Describe The Breed Of Dog She Likes. I Looked Over And This Was Her Phone
Hippopotamuses 1 day ago
At least there is one actual dog in this result. But I'm not sure that it's a Great Dane.
#48
The Way My Wife Prepares Stir-Fried Vegetables
#49
My Wife Leaves Her Used Floss There For The Next Day
#50
My Wife Is A Monster
#51
My Partner Put My Laptop In The Freezer Cause It Was Overheating
#52
The Most Accurate Sign Ever
#53
The Way My Wife Opens And Leaves The Bread
#54
My Wife Uses The Mustard Once And Then Buys A New Bottle
Jeff White 1 day ago
And then you go ask the Husband to get the mustard out of the refrigerator and he'll say he can't find any.
#56
My Wife Only Eats The Skin And Cheese Off The Food
Her "diet" doesn't allow her to eat more.
#57
My So Throws Her Daily Contacts Behind The Headboard Of Our Bed
#58
I've Told My Wife Not To Put Washing Up Liquid In The Dishwasher Because This Happens. She Didn't Believe Me
#59
Does Anyone Else’s Wife Do This?
My wife doesn’t take the sauce packet out of the bowl for her ramen. She squeezes the sauce out and then puts the packet back in the bowl for an easier cleanup.
#60
The Space My Wife Gives Me To Sleep On Our Queen Size Bed
#61
This Is How My Wife Opens Things
#62
My Wife Spits Her Seed Shells Into The Door Handle Of Our Car
#63
My Wife Just Went Back To Work And Thinks I'm An Idiot
#64
My Wife Couldn’t Open The Bag, So This Was Her Solution When She Bought The Potato
#65
My Wife Taking It To A New Level
Auntriarch 1 day ago
I did that once, but in my defence the doorbell rang and every second counts with delivery drivers. Of course I subsequently forgot about it and Mr Auntriarch found it, resulting in a raised eyebrow
#66
Wife Had An Idea, She Made Me Keep This Area White While Painting. Turns Out, She Had No Further Plans For This
#67
My Wife…sleeps(?) Like This…?
StumblingThroughLife 1 day ago
I used to do this as a kid - only if I saw a spider in my room at night, and it was too late to wake up my parents.
#68
Wife Thinks This Coffee Is Ground Properly
I prefer strong coffee and this produces the opposite, besides being wasteful of our precious beans.
#69
My Wife Brought This Only Set Of Cards For Our Vacation
#70
First Day At The Beach And My Wife Made Sure I Was Protected From Sunburn By Spraying My Back With Sunscreen. I Can’t See Back There- Did She Do A Good Job?
#71
The Cord For My Wife’s Vacuum
#72
Wife Doesn’t Move The Butter When She Cooks On The Skillet
#73
How My Wife Opened This Resealable Bag Of Nuggets
#74
My Wife Says This Is So Messy 'She Can’t Breathe'. Do You Agree?
#75
What My Wife Does When She Only Wants Half The Package Of Bacon
Hippopotamuses 1 day ago
I don't see anything wrong with this. Bacon is bacon, regardless of how it's cut.
#76
My Wife Doesn't Get All The Ice Out Of One Tray Before Using Another
#77
My Girlfriend Got Me The Greatest Gift, Ryan Reynolds
#78
My Wife Put A Small Plate In Our Pot And Now It’s Jammed
#79
These Are From My Wife Today, Wfh...none Are Empty, I Had To Guess The Chronological Order
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 day ago
My mom could never find her soda, and would have to get another. By bedtime, there would be at least one open soda in each room.
#80
Fixed The Spelling On My Wife's Cosmetic Package
#81
My Wife Asked Me Why It's Not Working
#82
Instead Of Using A Knife To Cut Butter My Wife Sometimes Mashes It Off With Her Fingers
#83
The Way My Wife Took Apart The Bed Frame
#84
How My Wife "Mops" The Hardwood Floors
MalayDragon 1 day ago
Judging off the splash pattern, I'm thinking the husband here may have dropped a bucket and then blamed the wife.
#85
The Way My Wife Cuts My Kids Sandwiches
#86
Wife Asked Me To Put Some Gas In Her Car Before She Drives To Work Tomorrow
StarCrossedFriday 1 day ago
I once freaked out when my car's range reached 0, and the pumps at the petrol station I'd just managed to reach weren't working. Phoned a friend who lived nearby, who brought me a jerry can...and in hindsight I found out that even if you reach 0, you can usually go at least another 30km - 50km or so? Obviously it's not great to keep doing that, but at least next time I'll panic a lot less 😅
#87
Happily Obliged When My Wife Said She Would Mow The Grass…
#88
Wife Says The Steak I Made For Her Isn’t Cooked Enough
I cooked this and broiled it and made sure to temp it and she says the red means it’s still raw.
#89
This Is My Wife's Bra. Do I Have The Right To Be Jealous?
#90
My Wife Decided To Cook With The Instapot While I Was At Work... She Was Wondering Why It Leaked And Broke Instantly
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 day ago
She used the Insta without the Pot part :x She threw the chicken into the heating element. There is supposed to be a removable metal pot in there.
#91
My Wife Just Got This Huge Banner For Work. Perfect
#92
My Wife Didn’t Have Anything To Put Condiments In. She Just Threw It In With The Bologna
#93
I’ve Watched My Partner Pick Her Nose While She Drives But Never Made The Connection Of Where She Wipes Her Snot Until I Drove Her Car…
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Caffeinated Ape 1 day ago
I feel like this should have been two lists. One for the quirky and playful stuff, one for the "bad habits" through to "war crimes" category.
Amelie Vang 18 hours ago (edited)
My last salary was $8750, ecom only worked 12 hours a week. My longtime neighbor yr estimated $15,000 and works about 20 hours for seven days. I can't believe how blunt he was when I looked up his information, This is what I do..... 𝐍𝐞𝐭𝐏𝐚𝐲𝟏.𝐂𝐨𝐦
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 day ago
I'm not even a wife and I feel that way too!
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WindySwede 1 day ago
@bp: when will notifications be back? but atleast we can enjoy the scammers down below trying to scam us meanwhile!? 🤔
Janissary35680 1 day ago
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Caffeinated Ape 1 day ago
I feel like this should have been two lists. One for the quirky and playful stuff, one for the "bad habits" through to "war crimes" category.
Amelie Vang 18 hours ago (edited)
My last salary was $8750, ecom only worked 12 hours a week. My longtime neighbor yr estimated $15,000 and works about 20 hours for seven days. I can't believe how blunt he was when I looked up his information, This is what I do..... 𝐍𝐞𝐭𝐏𝐚𝐲𝟏.𝐂𝐨𝐦
Load More Replies... LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 day ago
I'm not even a wife and I feel that way too!
Load More Replies... WindySwede 1 day ago
@bp: when will notifications be back? but atleast we can enjoy the scammers down below trying to scam us meanwhile!? 🤔
Janissary35680 1 day ago
Notifications are working fine here but not seeing them can be the result of many factors. What platform (Windows, Android, MacOs), browser, and format (Horizontal/Vertical) are you using? And are you being redirected to 2•boredpanda•com? I wasn't seeing notifications and had a bunch of other issues on one Windows machine after the recent BP update. I spent the better part of this morning hunting the reason down and fixing it.
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