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EmJay

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I am 13 yrs, i love cows mainly baby cows. I hope to become a forensic anthropologist. I am bisexual and go by She/Her pronouns!

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EmJay • upvoted 31 items 6 months ago

50 Times People Zoomed In On Google Earth And Found Something Odd And Fascinating (New Pics)

I only hope she said yes but maybe as he quit his job to do this she may not be so keen

50 Times People Zoomed In On Google Earth And Found Something Odd And Fascinating (New Pics)

She said "yes and where the hell have you BEEN??"

50 Random Memes That Are Too Hilarious To Keep To Yourself

I love to be that person, so get a bra fitting.

50 Random Memes That Are Too Hilarious To Keep To Yourself

My boyfriend thinks it's a magic trick to take off your bra without your shirt first.

50 Random Memes That Are Too Hilarious To Keep To Yourself

I wear both. Taking off the bra is infinitely better

50 Random Memes That Are Too Hilarious To Keep To Yourself

Not everyone...

50 Random Memes That Are Too Hilarious To Keep To Yourself

I would invite them in and cook them a meal.

40 Posts So Cringe-Worthy, The Instagram Account That Shared Them Deserves Jail Time

looks like they whre trying to censor "s**t" but missed horrendously

People Who Decided To Get Tattoos That Range From Funny To Just Bad

I am guessing a filter, the dark spots on the left tattoo, are now white on the right, and the light spots on the left, are now pink, the filter im guessing just flipped it

30 Times This Comic Artist Perfectly Captured The Beautiful Chaos Of Being Human

I think I love the Leelia girl shes so cute and shes amazing for all of those comics I looked at.

50 Times “Girl community” Shared Pics That Encapsulate What It’s Like To Be A Woman

Excuse me?

50 Times “Girl community” Shared Pics That Encapsulate What It’s Like To Be A Woman

how not, what else would it be?

50 Times “Girl community” Shared Pics That Encapsulate What It’s Like To Be A Woman

What did he do ? I wanna know now !

44 Times Tourists Stepped Over All Boundaries Of Human Decency (New Pics)

No, Jessica, Americans are not in the habit of letting their children urinate in public.

50 Times “Girl community” Shared Pics That Encapsulate What It’s Like To Be A Woman

I get that this is a joke, but sometimes we feel sad or upset and we don't have a reason. This happened to me the two days ago. My GF told me she was just feeling sad, she wasn't sure why, but wanted to lay in my bed and watch tv on her phone for the rest of the night. She didn't want to go back to her place, but couldn't be 100%. I have kids, and they have to eat, and do homework, etc. So I couldn't join her. But I asked if there was anything I could do, I brought her some dinner, and some tea. The next day she felt better. We're all people, and sometimes we feel bad without understanding why. It's okay. BUT!! We need to also be honest with ourselves and each other. If my girlfriend had just gone to bed and refused to interact, I would have been suspicious and anxious. She told me she was feeling down, needed to go to bed, and didn't know why. She communicated her needs, and allowed me to meet them as best I could.

40 Posts So Cringe-Worthy, The Instagram Account That Shared Them Deserves Jail Time

They may be goofy, but they look confident. Rock on.

44 Times Tourists Stepped Over All Boundaries Of Human Decency (New Pics)

Was there a while ago and actually saw the guy in charge of removing them. Yes, they end up in scrap. Also, I red that somewhere the wight of those lock put bridge under stress load where it was in risk of being overloaded.

“My Jaw Has Never Hit The Ground Faster:” 50 Times Out-Of-Touch People Got Shamed Online

I celebrate Hanukkah, we got a small present each night.

“My Jaw Has Never Hit The Ground Faster:” 50 Times Out-Of-Touch People Got Shamed Online

🎁🎁🎁

“My Jaw Has Never Hit The Ground Faster:” 50 Times Out-Of-Touch People Got Shamed Online

let's fix that PANDAS ASSEMBLE 🎁🎁🎁🎁

“My Jaw Has Never Hit The Ground Faster:” 50 Times Out-Of-Touch People Got Shamed Online

Coming from a fat b*****d who looks like he actually ate a baby.

“My Jaw Has Never Hit The Ground Faster:” 50 Times Out-Of-Touch People Got Shamed Online

Actually, our society does offer a lot of opportunities to be poor. And the current administration is trying to expand them.

“My Jaw Has Never Hit The Ground Faster:” 50 Times Out-Of-Touch People Got Shamed Online

I don't even get one....

44 Times Tourists Stepped Over All Boundaries Of Human Decency (New Pics)

Not only there. It's in a lot of inappropriate places. Like the Charles Bridge (Karluv Most) in Prague. But I am pleased to report that if you have placed your lock there, it will almost certainly end up in the scrap heap, because they are regularly removed.

Internet Falls In Love With Ukrainian Storks Caught In A Relationship Scandal

Yes, please! I second this motion!

Internet Falls In Love With Ukrainian Storks Caught In A Relationship Scandal

That's very insulting for the storks to be compared with Kardashians.

30 People Whose Transformations Took A Very Unexpected Turn

Idk but the "before" looks like a frat d0uche, "after" looks like a chill dude you'd meet at a metal concert

40 Cringy Times People Were So Blinded By Nostalgia, They Got Mocked Online (New Pics)

Weren't like most of the school shooters white?

Internet Falls In Love With Ukrainian Storks Caught In A Relationship Scandal

BP: can you please exchange any celeb-post with these storks? 👍🙂

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EmJay • commented on 9 posts 6 months ago

40 Posts So Cringe-Worthy, The Instagram Account That Shared Them Deserves Jail Time

looks like they whre trying to censor "s**t" but missed horrendously

People Who Decided To Get Tattoos That Range From Funny To Just Bad

I am guessing a filter, the dark spots on the left tattoo, are now white on the right, and the light spots on the left, are now pink, the filter im guessing just flipped it

40 Posts So Cringe-Worthy, The Instagram Account That Shared Them Deserves Jail Time

looks like they whre trying to censor "s**t" but missed horrendously

People Who Decided To Get Tattoos That Range From Funny To Just Bad

I am guessing a filter, the dark spots on the left tattoo, are now white on the right, and the light spots on the left, are now pink, the filter im guessing just flipped it

Every State Gets Roasted: 50 Memes That Hit Way Too Close to Home

mexico isnt a state tho???

“Crying On The Inside. Laughing On The Outside”: 50 Spot-On Memes From The ‘Sadcasm’ Page (New Pics)

maybe just forgetting password

“Crying On The Inside. Laughing On The Outside”: 50 Spot-On Memes From The ‘Sadcasm’ Page (New Pics)

funny story we actually do have sticks in the shape of a gun, not that hard to find, just hard to keep when a teacher sees. (kids in my elementary school couldnt even make a gun sign with their hand as it was against the rules🙄)

“Crying On The Inside. Laughing On The Outside”: 50 Spot-On Memes From The ‘Sadcasm’ Page (New Pics)

why?? a bag of money has the dollar sign on it and all of the girls are representing money bags, what are you mad at??

“Crying On The Inside. Laughing On The Outside”: 50 Spot-On Memes From The ‘Sadcasm’ Page (New Pics)

I struggle with remembering c**p, i aint doing it on purpose!

“Thanks, I Hate It”: 50 Pics That May Ruin Your Whole Day (New Pics)

I used to spell my name as just "MJ" bit ago i changed it to how the letters where spelled in actuallity- EmJay

30 People Whose Transformations Took A Very Unexpected Turn

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EmJay • submitted 6 new posts 1 year ago

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Hey Pandas, Can You Show Me Pictures Of Your Pet? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, Whats The Stupidest Spam Text You've Gotten? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What's Something That Is Universally Hated That You Actually Like? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What's The Stupidest Thing Someone Has Said About Mental Health? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What's Something You've Wanted To Say But It Hasn't Been Brought Up In A Convo? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What's The Stupidest Reason You Lost A Friend?

EmJay • submitted 8 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What's Something That Is Universally Hated That You Actually Like? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Stupidest Thing Someone Has Said About Mental Health? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Off Your Adorable Pups For International Dog Day (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post A Picture Of The Smallest Thing You Own (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s Something That Always Makes You Cry?

Hey Pandas, What's Something Your Parents Did That You'll Never Forgive? (Closed)

EmJay • commented on 13 posts 6 months ago

40 Posts So Cringe-Worthy, The Instagram Account That Shared Them Deserves Jail Time

looks like they whre trying to censor "s**t" but missed horrendously

People Who Decided To Get Tattoos That Range From Funny To Just Bad

I am guessing a filter, the dark spots on the left tattoo, are now white on the right, and the light spots on the left, are now pink, the filter im guessing just flipped it

Every State Gets Roasted: 50 Memes That Hit Way Too Close to Home

mexico isnt a state tho???

“Crying On The Inside. Laughing On The Outside”: 50 Spot-On Memes From The ‘Sadcasm’ Page (New Pics)

maybe just forgetting password

“Crying On The Inside. Laughing On The Outside”: 50 Spot-On Memes From The ‘Sadcasm’ Page (New Pics)

why?? a bag of money has the dollar sign on it and all of the girls are representing money bags, what are you mad at??

“Crying On The Inside. Laughing On The Outside”: 50 Spot-On Memes From The ‘Sadcasm’ Page (New Pics)

I struggle with remembering c**p, i aint doing it on purpose!

“Thanks, I Hate It”: 50 Pics That May Ruin Your Whole Day (New Pics)

I used to spell my name as just "MJ" bit ago i changed it to how the letters where spelled in actuallity- EmJay

30 People Whose Transformations Took A Very Unexpected Turn

50 Chaotic British Memes That Only People From The U.K. Will Truly Understand

do that in america too...

40 Disgusting Pics Of Food Someone Actually Was Served And Even Ate

i think they just... put luke warm water on it?

30 Hilariously Cringy Examples Of People Lying On The Internet For No Reason (New Pics)

I havent had it, guess what, i got the shot

50 Hilarious Moments Of Pets Being All Drama, No Solutions (New Pics)

I THOUGHT THOSE WERE PINS!! gave me a heart attack

EmJay • commented on 7 posts 7 months ago

45 Hilariously Silly Jokes And Memes That Are Peak Dad Humor (New Pics)

Mine passed down being severly allergic to Mosquitos and childrends bandaids

This Group Is Dedicated To The Cringiest Lies Spotted Online, Here Are 50 Of The Funniest (New Pics)

Was going to say "and they all clapped" but that was done for me

40 Random Memes To Fill Your Sarcastic Heart With Joy (New Pics)

Is that not positive energy??? c**p

30 Cute Matching Tattoos That Are As Clever As They Are Creative

They could just finish it on the rest of the finger

“Oddly Horrifying”: 50 Of The Most Unnerving Images That Might Freak You Out

Where does it say that? oh wait it doesnt. He didnt have his dog killed, his dog died naturally in 1973, do some research before assuming. Or just scroll down where people say his dog died naturally.

50 Memes To Help You Cope With Reality With Humor

Just make sure you use the old ones, one time in science my teahcer had one just like that and he never used it. When he finally did it had rust fly EVERYWHERE, was not fun do not recomend.

27 Cleverly Dark Comics By Comedic Genius Toonhole John (New Pics)

you didn't, i dont know what they are saying

EmJay • upvoted 20 items 6 months ago

From Unhinged To Hilarious: 50 Tweets For Anyone Tired Of The News

I'm commenting a comment about comments on your comment commenting about comments on their comment commenting about comments

From Unhinged To Hilarious: 50 Tweets For Anyone Tired Of The News

I thought that was just his body???

50 Random Memes That Are Too Hilarious To Keep To Yourself

Not everyone...

50 Random Memes That Are Too Hilarious To Keep To Yourself

I love to be that person, so get a bra fitting.

50 Random Memes That Are Too Hilarious To Keep To Yourself

My boyfriend thinks it's a magic trick to take off your bra without your shirt first.

50 Random Memes That Are Too Hilarious To Keep To Yourself

I wear both. Taking off the bra is infinitely better

50 Random Memes That Are Too Hilarious To Keep To Yourself

I would invite them in and cook them a meal.

30 Times This Comic Artist Perfectly Captured The Beautiful Chaos Of Being Human

I think I love the Leelia girl shes so cute and shes amazing for all of those comics I looked at.

50 Times People Zoomed In On Google Earth And Found Something Odd And Fascinating (New Pics)

I only hope she said yes but maybe as he quit his job to do this she may not be so keen

50 Times People Zoomed In On Google Earth And Found Something Odd And Fascinating (New Pics)

She said "yes and where the hell have you BEEN??"

50 Photos From The Ocean That Capture Why People Are So Drawn To Its Mystery

That's what they based that on.

50 Photos From The Ocean That Capture Why People Are So Drawn To Its Mystery

This reminds me of the teacher in finding nemo. OOOOOOOO

44 Times Tourists Stepped Over All Boundaries Of Human Decency (New Pics)

No, Jessica, Americans are not in the habit of letting their children urinate in public.

44 Times Tourists Stepped Over All Boundaries Of Human Decency (New Pics)

40 Posts So Cringe-Worthy, The Instagram Account That Shared Them Deserves Jail Time

looks like they whre trying to censor "s**t" but missed horrendously

40 Posts So Cringe-Worthy, The Instagram Account That Shared Them Deserves Jail Time

They may be goofy, but they look confident. Rock on.

40 Posts So Cringe-Worthy, The Instagram Account That Shared Them Deserves Jail Time

Possibly the reason why girl gamers seem to be a rarity ?

People Who Decided To Get Tattoos That Range From Funny To Just Bad

Why did BP censor the fifth one in the first row?

People Who Decided To Get Tattoos That Range From Funny To Just Bad

I am guessing a filter, the dark spots on the left tattoo, are now white on the right, and the light spots on the left, are now pink, the filter im guessing just flipped it

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