30 Hilariously Cringy Examples Of People Lying On The Internet For No Reason (New Pics)

Satisfying ending.

And such a random thing to be proud of

Waitress: ...or you could be cleaning the toilets.

these posts are so sad!

I’ve seen this before, and it still makes me laugh. No way, no way.

Nobody 'turns gay' for poops and giggles.

SMH

Good thing it wasn't the Assistant Principal!

Then everyone clapped and walked out of the theater.

Chili's doesn't have "VIP tables". Source: I have eaten at a Chili's before.

Doctor then pulls out a vacuum sealed bag & shows me the ingredients. Me: B******t? Doctor: B******t. And that's how I knew she didn't buy my story.

Mm, me too

This one has incel written all over it.

The romantic plot twist😆

I can feel my brain rotting in my skull.

Us females really do talk like that!

Talk about cringe....

Demoted to what?

Uh-huh, you know rabbits are tiny compared to humans?

I believe that someone paid the poster $2000 to not have s*x with them but none of rest of the story.

Censoring pandemic? Seriously?

These people are dangerous

I mean.. I never got it, but i'm sure it was because of tests and vaccines

Modern medicine does indeed hate people who spread disease.

I was listening to a podcast about MLM's and 97-98% of the people who fall for the hustle either don't make ANY money or actually LOSE money (true of Amway as well). Basically a few people at the top are making money by encouraging the people under them to annoy the living fuq out of their friends and family members for NO PAY.

can we censore idiots like this one instead of pandemic?

I've never got it either. neither has my husband. we are both up to date on vaccinations, and we have come into contnact with people, both vaccinated and not, who had it. none of those times have either of us got it. so, we've been lucky, but I think it's also a fair guess we've got pretty good immunity to it. no essential oils. just luck and vaccines (luck, too, because, like I said, we've had vaccinated and unvaccinated family members get it. some of them several times over)

Is this a script for an infomercial....??? "I guess you better tell me more" GTFOH. I KNEW there would be at least one post about essential oils 😆

I could weep, I really could. I have used essential oils for decades. They do have proven qualities and can help certain things, but these f.u.c.king MLMs have ruined everything. Telling people to ingest them.Claiming they can cure things there's no research for. Giving extremely unsafe advice about putting irritants neat on the skin. Getting them near newborn babies. I could go on. Essential oils don't deserve MLMS :-(

What a prize fückïng twät

?!

Putting big pharma to bed in your fairy tale

Q: Why does the ant!vaxxer's child throw a tantrum on his second birthday? A: Midlife crisis.

The last sentence... What a plot twist

This is creepy as f**k

He had to otherwise his nose would begin bleeding again after getting clocked for his smart mouth.

Again, imagine being hot and feeling the need to post this shite. I'm an insecure, ugly F and I don't need this kind of validation.

The only way this happened would be through sedation.

This isn't THAT unbelievable...

And you didn't respond in Chinese?

Sure, buddy....

i would say being a fantasist was her main problem

Thee displayeth flags of scarlet, crimson and vermillion hues in the most ostentatious manner.

Riiight...

I just threw up in my mouth a little

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