‘Absolute Units’: 82 Times People Saw Something So Big, They Just Had To Share (New Pics)
There's a saying, "Size doesn't matter." Well, some might argue it does when it's a hamburger we're talking about. Also, a parachute, because if it's small, then it's probably just a dramatic scarf. Size also matters when you're picking out a smartphone, as the most popular phone storage size in the U.S. is 256 GB, and 50% of iPhone buyers in 2022 opted for it.
Size also matters when some things are just goofily funny. A dog taller than a kitchen counter? Sure! A singular giant roll of toilet paper that should get a family of four through several weeks? Definitely funnier than a regular tiny, demure roll. So, in order to celebrate all things big, we're bringing you another compilation of pics from the larger-than-life community "Absolute Units."
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Of An Onion
Of A Horse
Of A Siberian Tiger
Of A Wombat
Of A Czech Police Officer
Of A Moose
Of An F1 Driver’s Neck
Of A Dog
Of A Bee
Of A Calzone My Wife Made. 18lb Baby For Scale
Of A Mouse
Of A Tail
Of A Rat
Of A Seed
Of A Geode
Of A Snowperson
Of A Drill Bit
Of A Cosplay
Of A Cat
I'm so glad the cat was rescued. He lives to fat another day.
Of My Mom's Glasses (And She Still Drives)
Of A Kangaroo
Of A Pregnant Goat
Of A Snail
Of A Pig
Of A Leader
Of A Toilet Roll!
Of A Snake?
Of A Lotr: Fellowship Of The Ring Movie Prop
Of The Worlds Biggest Hovercraft - The Russian Zubr Class
Of A Burrito I Ordered
Of A Frog
Of A Russian Politician And Former Heavyweight Boxing Champion, Nikolai Valuev
Of A Bike Lock
Of A Mongolian Wrestler
Of A Gator
Of A Raccoon
Of A Cat Glow Up
Of Lady Gaga‘S Shoes
How awkward to walk in. They look like a recipe for break ing your neck!
Of A Man Called The Dutch Giant, Standing At 7.2 Ft (218cm)
Of Rock Formation In The Shape Of A Hedgehog
Of A Tiger
Of My Brothers Thumb
Of A Polar Bear Named ‘Fat Albert’
Of European Folk Costume
Of A 50,000 Sq Ft Mansion Versus A 5,000 Sq Ft Mansion
Of A Bear
Maybe he's planning on hibernating for a few years instead of a few months?
Of A Tall Woman
Of An Elephant
Of An Amazon Leech
Of A Tree
Of A Centipede, Insectophobia Warning
Of Boat Engine By Ferruccio Lamborghini
Of A Nose.. Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time
Of My Home Grown Cucumber
Of An Open Pit Diamond Mine
Of A Squirrel
Of A Cop
Of A Kidney Stone
Of A Snow-Covered Car
Ridiculous and dangerous. How idiotic do you have to be to think it's ok to drive like that.
Of A Nail
Of A Cornflake I Found
Of An Alligator Snapping Turtle
Of Navy Seal
Of A Couch
Of A Submarine
Of A Cactus
Of A Clove Of Garlic
Of A Budget
Of A Wallet
Of A Rice Crispy Treat
Of A Bull Shark
Of A Dining Table
Of A Fruit Bat
Of An NFL Center Next To His Mom
Of A Shot Put Champion; Mya Lesnar, Daughter Of Brock Lesnar
Of A River
This is showing the largest watershed in the United States, the Mississippi River Watershed, which drains 1.15 million square miles (2,981,076 square kilometers) from all or parts of 31 U.S. states and two Canadian provinces stretching from the Rockies to the Appalachians.
Of A Criminal (Ed Kemper)
Criminal?? Try serial killer and one of the most psychotic stories you'll ever read about. If I remember correctly his mother tried to unalive him as a baby because she thought he was evil and the story gets significantly worse from there. Only comparable serial killer life stories imo would be Ed Gein and the monster of the Andes. Interesting glimpses into the human psyche.
