
This Online Community Shares “Totally True Stories That Definitely 100% Happened” And Here’re 30 Of The Most Hilarious Ones
I'm fine. What are you talking about, you do not look fat in those jeans. I'll give you a call.
We lie all the time. And we get away with it quite often, too. But some folks push their made-up narrative so far, it's hard to imagine anyone actually believing them.
So they end up on the subreddit r/thatHappened. Its members share evidence of "people telling outrageous tall tales that would make Walter Mitty proud" and they have compiled quite the archive since the creation of this online community in 2012.
Here are some of its best gems.
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From Cursed Comments
Jesus Christ. What An Idiot
Sometimes people lie just to inflate their image—some think this motivation is the reason behind President Donald Trump's demonstrably false statement that his Inauguration crowd was bigger than President Barack Obama's first one. But people also lie to cover up bad behavior, as American swimmer Ryan Lochte did during the 2016 Summer Olympics by claiming to have been robbed at gunpoint at a gas station when, in fact, he and his teammates, drunk after a party, had been confronted by armed security guards after damaging property.
We can find similar examples even in fields that are dedicated to the search for eternal truth. And one doesn't have to look far, either. Take the physicist Jan Hendrik Schön, for example, whose purported breakthroughs in molecular semiconductor research proved to be fraudulent.
Imagine Getting Called Out Like That, By Harry Styles Himself
He swore to God. Imagine 'god' profile also replying: Stop using me for your lies, Mike.
Not Really Sure What Is There To Brag About Anyways
Running A 5k In 10 Minutes
Lying is something many of us are very good at. We do it while interacting with strangers, co-workers, friends, and loved ones. Turns out, our capacity for dishonesty is as fundamental to us as our need to trust others, which ironically makes us terrible at detecting lies. Being deceitful is woven into us, so much so that it would be truthful to say that to lie is human.
The ubiquity of lying was first documented systematically two decades ago by Bella DePaulo, a social psychologist at the University of California, Santa Barbara. DePaulo and her colleagues asked 147 adults to jot down for a week every instance they tried to mislead someone. The researchers discovered that the subjects lied on average one or two times a day. Most of these untruths were innocuous, intended to hide one's inadequacies or to protect the feelings of others. Some lies were excuses (one subject blamed the failure to take out the garbage on not knowing where it needed to go). Yet other lies, such as a claim of being a diplomat's son, were aimed at presenting a false image. While these were minor transgressions, a later study by DePaulo and other colleagues involving a similar sample indicated that most people have, at some point, told one or more "serious lies", like hiding an affair from a spouse, or making false claims on a college application.
How Does She Expect Anyone To Believe Her? My Mother Sent Me This From Our Neighborhood Facebook Group
What I read here is "I fantasized about committing assault on strangers to to promote my snake oil"
The Entire Sub Is Like This
And Then The Coronavirus Clapped
Researchers suggest that lying as a behavior arose pretty soon after the emergence of language. The ability to manipulate others without using physical force likely conferred an advantage in the competition for resources and mates, akin to the evolution of deceptive strategies in the animal kingdom, such as camouflage.
"Lying is so easy compared to other ways of gaining power," Sissela Bok, an ethicist at Harvard University who's one of the most prominent thinkers on the subject, told Nat Geo. "It's much easier to lie in order to get somebody's money or wealth than to hit them over the head or rob a bank.
"Experts are learning that we're prone to believe some lies even when they're easily contradicted by clear evidence. These insights suggest that our proclivity for deceiving others, and our vulnerability to being deceived, are especially consequential in the age of social media.
So in the case of r/ThatHappened, it's nice to see that we can still retain our ability to distinguish truth from fiction.
Antivax Jesus Made Me Want To Die
Lady Who Lives In Massive Fantasy Land Goes To Disneyland
Woman Finds Microchip In Her Son’s Mask!?
Of All The Things That Didn't Happen, This Didn't Happen The Most
Mhmm, Yeah Sure It Was
This one really annoys me! These self entitled, self absorbed mental midgets really think they have it that bad. It’s disrespectful and disgusting
This 2-Year-Old Must Have A Degree Already
Everyone’s Worst Nightmare
Oh Yeah. For Sure
but on the other hand she is probably still paying the hospital bills for the delivery of het son.
Brags To All Their Friends For Saving Their Life With Essential Oils
Discord Users Are A Different Breed
Because we all know when the universe began, the big bang and all that, monkeys were already well established 🤦♀️ not even apes, he said monkeys. Zero effort
And All Vampires Clapped
Sure He Did Aubrey
While These Children Weren’t Oxygen Starved, The Poster Was At Birth
Found This On A “People Who Think Liking Harry Potter Is A Personality Trait” Fb Page
And Then Ben Franklin’s Image Clapped
No he offered her 100 then got a closer look and asked for a refund
Well, That Saved Me A Goog!
I Won't Remember Posting This
Her Jaw Dropped
Hate When People Underestimate The Condoms I Use In A Night Smh
This Has To Be A Joke, Right?
Anti Vaxxers Are A Gold Mine
I'm positive this is the same person who would be convinced dihydrogen monoxide is super toxic too.
Then The Toys Clapped
And then he cited Marx and refuted his argument with Hegel's counterargument!
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The leprechaun tells me to BURN things. That is more realistic than this garbage. The leprechaun did say not to read it, I should have listened
I stopped after a few, I didn't want to spoil my good mood.
Wrong decision caro caro! Ride your unicorn and finish the rest! Just careful not to fall from laughing 😅😅😅
Same. I want to downvote them all and the one with the most downvotes is the winner.
Yes, you´re right, I did the same :-)
You're way smarter than I am. I read the extended list!
@ HLLewis. And how did that make you feel?
I took many of them as exercises in (failed) creative writing. :-)
They're not creative, though. How many of them say "My/her/his jaw dropped," for example? They follow the same formula.
I absolutely agree! There's a jaw dropping amount of jaw dropping going on in these posts. Highly suspect, indeed.
Hey, that goves me an idea! How about we start a bp post for Sane people to see if we can outdo the crazy people? I'll start. Yesterday I had a civil conversation with a tRumpist. I was able to prove to him all of tfg's lies. He saw the light, and now realizes what a great President we have in Joe Biden!
Lol @Rosemary. I mean, my limbs popped out of my sockets, I was so shocked!
Like I said ... failed....
I don't want to be all conspiracy-theory, but paid agitators exist. The scary thing is that people believe these weird sad made-up stories.
Oh, I agree, paid agitators are a known phenom. It's a whole cottage industry. My hubby saw a form recently where employment was listed as "professional protestor"!
and my cats breath smells like cat food! He also said do not read this tripe, however i did need a laugh or two. then we burned things with the leprechaun. (and everyone clapped)
I know! All of these stories are so fake. Unlike when I went into a McDonalds, Taylor Swift was there and asked if she could be a backup singer for my soundcloud rap album! Then a robber came in and held everyone at gunpoint but I took him down with a single punch. The city awarded me with a medal of bravery and I convinced everyone that pears had nanobots in them and was given the nobel prize for best scientist ever. Of course, on my flight home, the president of the united states, Joe Biden, made me a senator and a judge on the supreme court becuase I was so cool, cool enough to ignore the core concept our nation was founded on- democratic elections. After that, I was offered several modeling gigs which I had to turn down because I was just so busy with my jobs in politics and my new marriage to (Insert Name Of Hot And Single Celebrity). Yeah, all the stories in this BP list are complete b******t- mine definitely isn't though. Mine is 100 percent true for sure.
Lol. Yes, I especially love the 18 month old, 2 year old and 5 year olds that are already at genius level!
There are way too many pathological liars and sad attention seekers on the internet. I know this because I invented the internet and everybody clapped.
And their jaws dropped open at your awesomeness...
OMG, best comment ! You made my day
Yeah, but let's not forget about how I invented the T.V. before my grandparents were even conceived.
I thought that was you, Al Gore! Lol
Where are all these groups of people clapping? I'd like to find them please.
In order to have everyone clap and cheer you, your jaw must first drop.
But I like my jaw where it is :,(.
Maybe it'll be enough if you decide to become a lesbian. Try that:-)
It didn't work 😢.
Yeah for slapping 🤭😜
it's on ebay.
Trump rallies.
The leprechaun tells me to BURN things. That is more realistic than this garbage. The leprechaun did say not to read it, I should have listened
I stopped after a few, I didn't want to spoil my good mood.
Wrong decision caro caro! Ride your unicorn and finish the rest! Just careful not to fall from laughing 😅😅😅
Same. I want to downvote them all and the one with the most downvotes is the winner.
Yes, you´re right, I did the same :-)
You're way smarter than I am. I read the extended list!
@ HLLewis. And how did that make you feel?
I took many of them as exercises in (failed) creative writing. :-)
They're not creative, though. How many of them say "My/her/his jaw dropped," for example? They follow the same formula.
I absolutely agree! There's a jaw dropping amount of jaw dropping going on in these posts. Highly suspect, indeed.
Hey, that goves me an idea! How about we start a bp post for Sane people to see if we can outdo the crazy people? I'll start. Yesterday I had a civil conversation with a tRumpist. I was able to prove to him all of tfg's lies. He saw the light, and now realizes what a great President we have in Joe Biden!
Lol @Rosemary. I mean, my limbs popped out of my sockets, I was so shocked!
Like I said ... failed....
I don't want to be all conspiracy-theory, but paid agitators exist. The scary thing is that people believe these weird sad made-up stories.
Oh, I agree, paid agitators are a known phenom. It's a whole cottage industry. My hubby saw a form recently where employment was listed as "professional protestor"!
and my cats breath smells like cat food! He also said do not read this tripe, however i did need a laugh or two. then we burned things with the leprechaun. (and everyone clapped)
I know! All of these stories are so fake. Unlike when I went into a McDonalds, Taylor Swift was there and asked if she could be a backup singer for my soundcloud rap album! Then a robber came in and held everyone at gunpoint but I took him down with a single punch. The city awarded me with a medal of bravery and I convinced everyone that pears had nanobots in them and was given the nobel prize for best scientist ever. Of course, on my flight home, the president of the united states, Joe Biden, made me a senator and a judge on the supreme court becuase I was so cool, cool enough to ignore the core concept our nation was founded on- democratic elections. After that, I was offered several modeling gigs which I had to turn down because I was just so busy with my jobs in politics and my new marriage to (Insert Name Of Hot And Single Celebrity). Yeah, all the stories in this BP list are complete b******t- mine definitely isn't though. Mine is 100 percent true for sure.
Lol. Yes, I especially love the 18 month old, 2 year old and 5 year olds that are already at genius level!
There are way too many pathological liars and sad attention seekers on the internet. I know this because I invented the internet and everybody clapped.
And their jaws dropped open at your awesomeness...
OMG, best comment ! You made my day
Yeah, but let's not forget about how I invented the T.V. before my grandparents were even conceived.
I thought that was you, Al Gore! Lol
Where are all these groups of people clapping? I'd like to find them please.
In order to have everyone clap and cheer you, your jaw must first drop.
But I like my jaw where it is :,(.
Maybe it'll be enough if you decide to become a lesbian. Try that:-)
It didn't work 😢.
Yeah for slapping 🤭😜
it's on ebay.
Trump rallies.