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Throw the first stone if you've never felt the itch to go on a quiz show. I know I have. After all, seeing questions you know the answer to and believing you could do it is almost a human rite of passage.

But there's a reason many of us never step into the hot seat on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, and that's because we don't want to embarrass ourselves. Thankfully, there are people willing to do that for us for our own entertainment. So here's a list of some of the funniest answers ever given on the show. But hey, one thing's for sure: they've got guts.

#1

Is It?

A Who Wants To Be A Millionaire contestant ponders a dumb answer about George W. Bush's first name.

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    Failed The No-Brainer Question. He Didn't Think Twice Before Saying "Final Answer". The Look On His Face As He Realizes His Mistake Is Beyond Priceless

    A contestant makes a funny face with a dumb Who Wants To Be A Millionaire question about a syndrome causing sneezing in the sun.

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    #3

    Never Heard Of A Burger Ring

    A woman on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire giving a dumb answer to a jewelry question.

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    WindySwede
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    41 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paired with onion rings?

    We've all seen Who Wants To Be A Millionaire on our screens. After all, the show has been around since 1998, and nearly every country has its own version. Yes, we mean it. In fact, the 1998 television hit holds the Guinness World Record for the most international versions of a quiz show, with more than 100 regional adaptations.

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    But Who Wants To Be A Millionaire is hardly the first quiz show of its kind. According to experts, the concept of a public quiz show dates back to the 1930s. Information Please is often credited as the first popular trivia radio show, where listeners could send in questions in an attempt to stump a panel of experts. It aired in 1938 and even had special celebrity guests participating- how fun.

    #4

    First Question Wrong

    A young man on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire with a dumb answer for a Buzzfeed question.

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    #5

    People Knew The Answer, And You Didn't

    A woman looking puzzled at a dumb Who Wants To Be A Millionaire question about common phrases, showing no clear answer.

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    Sarah Suelzle
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    17 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The correct phrase is really "ready spaghetti" but we'll accept it :D

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    Aside from the entertainment factor, there are plenty of psychological reasons why we're so drawn to watching quiz shows and even playing along from the comfort of our own homes, like a sense of achievement and a competitive spirit. Perhaps the biggest one, however, is dopamine.

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    When you answer a question correctly, even before the contestant does, experts say your brain releases a small burst of dopamine, the brain's reward chemical. It gives you a quick sense of validation with zero financial or social risk, along with all the satisfaction of feeling smart without having to answer questions in front of a live audience and potentially fail.

    #6

    He Eats Flan With Tortillas?

    A contestant displays a surprised face after giving a dumb Who Wants To Be A Millionaire answer, incorrectly identifying a dish.

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    Ace
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    31 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Language could be at least a part of the problem here, in Spain a tortilla is an omelette, and flan is what we might call a creme caramel in other counties, some of which use flan to mean something baked in a pastry case, like a large custard tart. I guess if it's an English-speaking American contestant on an American show it might be a stupid question to get wrong though.

    #7

    Math Is Hard

    A Who Wants To Be A Millionaire contestant reacts with glee to a question, possibly a dumb answer.

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    WindySwede
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    39 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if you drink 15 before getting to the wall?

    #8

    Record For The Biggest Ever Fail On Australia's Millionaire Hot Seat

    A man on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire with a dumb answer for a pecan question.

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    #9

    Dude, Are You Blind?

    A female contestant on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire with her eyes closed, facing a dumb answer question.

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    As you can imagine, though, the cash prize is probably the biggest reason people sign up for the show. After all, who doesn't want to be a millionaire? Well, as it turns out, in very few countries do contestants actually receive the million promised in the title. In fact, most international versions don't award the equivalent of one million dollars at all.

    In the U.S., for example, winners lose a significant portion of the $1 million prize to taxes. Meanwhile, in the United Kingdom, contestants receive the full £1 million because, under UK tax law, gambling and game show winnings are tax-free. In countries like Vietnam, however, the top prize is 150,000,000 Vietnamese đồng, which is roughly equivalent to just $6,000.

    #10

    Why Even Ask The Audience If You’re Going To Think You Know Better?

    A contestant on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire faces a question about children's games and dumb answers.

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    Did I say that out loud?
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    3 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is what we called "Chinese whispers" in the UK.

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    #11

    Got Water-Faced At The Bar

    A man contemplating dumb Who Wants To Be A Millionaire answers, unsure of the correct definition for slightly inebriated.

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    #12

    She Even Had To Ask The Audience

    A woman on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire with a dumb answer about web browsers.

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    Ace
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    25 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh? This one would have baffled me too. OK, I guess IE was discontinued some/many years ago, but it still exists, some people on old computers are, I bet, still using it. Indeed, it's probably the most recognisable web browser out of all of those listed. I would call foul on this question.

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    Despite the show's popularity and hefty cash prize, there have only been around 120 grand prize winners across all international versions of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire since 1998. Apparently, Japan has produced the most winners, with around 40 contestants taking home the show's top prize.

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    And while some contestants choose not to rely on the available lifelines, studies suggest that asking the audience can be a huge advantage. The audience is estimated to be correct around 90–95% of the time. So if you ever get the chance to compete on the show, don't be afraid to use those lifelines so you don't make the same mistakes as the people in this list.

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    #13

    The Face Of Defeat

    A young male contestant on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire looking confused by a dumb answer question.

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    #14

    Maybe If You Put It Horizontally

    A contestant on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire contemplates a dumb answer about kitchen items resembling a hemisphere.

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    Philly Bob
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    8 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if the world was flat.. then B

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    #15

    Yeah, Sure

    An older woman smiles, about to give a dumb Who Wants To Be A Millionaire answer, choosing George Washington.

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    Of course, if you ever do end up going on the show, remember this: high stress can get in the way of giving the right answer. So while it's funny to watch contestants miss obvious questions, experts say that extreme stress triggers the body's fight-or-flight response. This floods the brain with stress hormones, making it harder for the prefrontal cortex to function properly.

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    So it makes sense that staying calm in the hot seat isn't easy, especially when you know millions of people could be watching. At least I know I'd probably forget my own name. So, have you ever wanted to go on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? If so, tell us why!

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    #16

    He Put In His Thumb, And Pulled Out A Plum

    A male contestant on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, seriously contemplating a dumb answer question.

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    Serena Myers
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    16 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Confusion with 4 and 20 blackbirds while under pressure, no doubt ;)

    #17

    Robbing The Cave?

    A contestant on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire looking serious, presented with a dumb answer choices question.

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    MushroomHead22
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    9 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they forgot to make up his chin and his 2nd chin.

    #18

    At Least He Knew

    A contestant on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire smiling, with the correct dumb answer Teletubbies highlighted.

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    #19

    Moulin Rouge Is More Than A Love Story, Apparently

    A contestant on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire with a dumb answer selected for a French cooking school question.

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    #20

    At Least Paris Hilton Isn't Out There Throwing Ink Sacks

    A contestant on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire gives a dumb answer for an animal that uses an ink sac.

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    #21

    Llamas Are Infamously Known For Loving Icy Weather

    A contestant on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire gives a dumb answer about animals used to cross the Alps.

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    WindySwede
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    32 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I spit at your weather forecast!"

    #22

    We've All Missed A Few Classes In First Grade, Right?

    A contestant on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire gives a dumb answer for the first letter in the English alphabet.

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    #23

    Punctuation Is But A Suggestion

    A contestant on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire gives a dumb answer about punctuation marks.

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    #24

    Denny's, At It Again

    A contestant on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire with a dumb answer selected for a sports term question.

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    g90814
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    1 minute ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    D: Grand Slam. and yeah, definitely regional.

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