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Ak_Teren • upvoted 26 items 2 months ago

50 Old People Who Haven’t Got The Hang Of The Internet Blessed Us With Unintentional Comedy Gold

The background? Well he's worked there for a decade and a half, and things seem to have worked out for him. He has not achieved a permanent relationship yet, but he remains hopeful.

50 Times Customers Tried To Sabotage Businesses With Their Bad Reviews But Got Brutally Shut Down

Absolutely the perfect response!

typicalsnowman reply

Weaponize your secrets during a fight.

These 43 Women Are Dumbfounded By Their Discoveries About Men After Living With One

Men are people? Shocking!

These 43 Women Are Dumbfounded By Their Discoveries About Men After Living With One

Can we please stop pretending that women don't fart or burp? Passing gas is natural, everybody does it.

50 Memes That Blend Internet’s Most Favorite Things — Humor And Cats (New Pics)

I accept our new feline overlord. 100000000000% better than what's in charge now.... 😹 🫠

50 People Share The Shocking Fate Of Their Former Bullies

Don’t feel obligated to forgive, or forget. Some people don’t deserve forgiveness, even if it’s the “mature” thing to do.

50 People Share The Shocking Fate Of Their Former Bullies

I’m with you there Luke. I still hate the kids that bullied me. I hope they know nothing but sadness.

50 People Share The Shocking Fate Of Their Former Bullies

The only meeting we would have with my bullies would be at their funeral. And I hope they would suffer slow and painful deaths.

“Chaotic Good”: 50 People Who Did The Right Thing, Their Own Way (New Pics)

In Stephen King's book Carrie, her religious fanatic mother called them Dirtypillows.

50 People Share The Shocking Fate Of Their Former Bullies

I genuinely respect people who were able to forgive their bullies. I know that spite is a horrible personality trait, but I don't think I'd be able to do that. For them it was just fun, stupid tween shenanigans they've probably forgotten by now. For me, it means self-image issues that still have a negative effect on my life now, almost 20 years later. So even if one of them came to apologize, it's not gonna miraculously undo all those years spent thinking that my mere presence disgusts people. Yeah, I do feel like an AH for not being able to let it go like a bigger person. But it is what it is. Sorry for the semi-vent.

Husband Defends MIL After She Puts Child In ICU, Wife Serves Him Divorce Papers

I don't agree with Binky very often, but her blanket statement here is no better or worse than the blanket statement she is responding to.

50 Funny Memes That You Might Want To Send To All Your Friends

supermarkets in Germany are closed ALL sunday

37 Sad Examples Of How Misogyny Is Still Here, Shared By Women Online

So men being discriminated against for being men isn't discrimination against men for being men, but rather discrimination by men against women?

Blursed Shirt

46 Objects People Couldn’t Identify But The Internet Solved Instantly (New Pics)

The two planks are also for easy access...

50 Funny Memes About Being In A Relationship That You Might Want To Send To Your Partner

Hold on while I write this down for future use lol

"Maybe If You Hadn't Boned Our Son’s Girlfriend": 45 Crazy Stories Servers Overheard

Upvote for the boss

After Charlie Kirk Lost His Life At 31, Chris Pratt And Other Celebrities React To The News

If you live by the sword you die by the sword. Or gun, in this case.

47 Decisions So Bad, They Ruined People’s Lives

That was deep.

46 Delusional Patients That Thought Doctors Wouldn’t Find Out Their “Secret”

If you can’t be honest with your partner about what you’re into, you’ve got bigger problems. Buy a designated toy, or at least find something with a flared base!

"What Would You Warn Someone Before They Got Your Type Of Pet?": 46 Honest Tips From Our Community

I had to forgo food this weekend (because I am owed money) so that I could get a sack of very high quality cat food for my three chonks. I would always do this without regret.

“The Largest Man-Made Whirlpool Ever”: 41 Shocking Stories From History That Are Somehow True

I'm sorry. I have to downvote for the excessive use of the word "like."

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Ak_Teren • commented on 3 posts 2 months ago

These 50 Men Share The Creepiest Things Women Have Done To Them

So much this!

50 Memes That Blend Internet’s Most Favorite Things — Humor And Cats (New Pics)

Can someone pass me the eye-bleach?

These 50 Men Share The Creepiest Things Women Have Done To Them

So much this!

50 Memes That Blend Internet’s Most Favorite Things — Humor And Cats (New Pics)

Can someone pass me the eye-bleach?

“Chaotic Good”: 50 People Who Did The Right Thing, Their Own Way (New Pics)

Because bewbs are evil. Says so in all the religious kiddy diddler handbooks

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Ak_Teren • upvoted 9 items 3 months ago

50 Adorable Cat Paw Prints That Told A Whole Story Without A Single Meow

Exactly...

“You Had One Job”: 50 Times People Spotted Such Pathetic Fails, They Just Had To Document Them (New Pics)

*panics in republican*

50 Adorable Cat Paw Prints That Told A Whole Story Without A Single Meow

Exactly...

“You Had One Job”: 50 Times People Spotted Such Pathetic Fails, They Just Had To Document Them (New Pics)

*panics in republican*

47 Decisions So Bad, They Ruined People’s Lives

He couldn't handle the cruch time...

47 Decisions So Bad, They Ruined People’s Lives

You might say that the pressure got to him

47 Decisions So Bad, They Ruined People’s Lives

It really did cave in on itself.

47 Decisions So Bad, They Ruined People’s Lives

it was a crushing blow

47 Decisions So Bad, They Ruined People’s Lives

Tbf, his career DID implode pretty fast...

50 Times Companies Made Social Media Fails That Left Everyone Facepalming Online (New Pics)

All the rumours are true - education is still illegal in the US.

50 Adorable Cat Paw Prints That Told A Whole Story Without A Single Meow

Citrus can be toxic to cats. No way I'd leave that cooling unattended with kitties in the house.

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Ak_Teren • commented on 2 posts 3 months ago

50 Adorable Cat Paw Prints That Told A Whole Story Without A Single Meow

Well, what did you expect?

47 Decisions So Bad, They Ruined People’s Lives

Tbf, his career DID implode pretty fast...

Ak_Teren • submitted a new post 4 years ago

Curiosities

Hey Female Pandas, How To Non-Creepily Approach You To Tell You About Clothing Failure?

Ak_Teren • submitted a list addition 8 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Technology Do You Think Is The Most Overrated Or Overused? (Closed)

Ak_Teren • submitted 5 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Was The Most Random Thing That Has Ever Happened In Your Life?

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That Makes You 1 In A Million?

Hey Pandas, Post The Funniest And Most Unhinged Photos Of Your Pet

Hey Pandas, What Happened To You Recently That Is Worth Celebrating? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Take A Pic Of Your Pet Right Now (Closed)

Ak_Teren • submitted 2 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, How Does Your Mental Illness/Disorder Affect Your Life? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s The Worst Experience You’ve Had At Work? (Closed)

Ak_Teren • submitted 4 list additions 4 years ago

Hey Pandas, If You Could Live In Any Place Or Reality What Would It Be? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post A Sentence Or Two About The Funniest Thing That Has Happened At Your Job (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Thing That Ever Happened To You That You Don’t Think Anybody Else Has Experienced? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are The Weirdest Things That Have Happened To You At A Concert Or Live Event? (Closed)

Ak_Teren • commented on 3 posts 2 months ago

These 50 Men Share The Creepiest Things Women Have Done To Them

So much this!

50 Memes That Blend Internet’s Most Favorite Things — Humor And Cats (New Pics)

Can someone pass me the eye-bleach?

“Chaotic Good”: 50 People Who Did The Right Thing, Their Own Way (New Pics)

Because bewbs are evil. Says so in all the religious kiddy diddler handbooks

Ak_Teren • commented on 10 posts 3 months ago

50 Adorable Cat Paw Prints That Told A Whole Story Without A Single Meow

Well, what did you expect?

47 Decisions So Bad, They Ruined People’s Lives

Tbf, his career DID implode pretty fast...

42 New Facts From The ‘Today I Learned’ Community That Don’t Disappoint (New Facts)

Already did 🙃

47 Incidents Emergency Room Workers Wish They Could Unsee, Unhear Or Unsmell

Ow. Excuse me while i try to unclench my s*****m after that image

42 New Facts From The ‘Today I Learned’ Community That Don’t Disappoint (New Facts)

Should have stayed that way...

43 Times Workers Entered A Customer's Home But Wanted To Get Out As Quickly As Possible

So a room with Only Fans?

50 Hilarious Memes About Anything And Everything To Crack You Up

He's playing a dangerous game there...

38 People Share The Jobs That Are Growing Faster Than Most Realize

Hearing aids. People are older than ever before, working in loud professions and/or consuming loud media. Industry has been growing for decades, not nearly enough qualified staff available. If i should lose my job for whatever reason, i'll have a new one a day later. And you can comfortably negotiate because it's an employee market

50 Eye-Opening Photos That Show Exactly How Much Worse Consumerism Has Gotten (New Pics)

To quote german cabaret artist Volker Pispers: "Too much is not enough"

26 Of The World’s Biggest ‘Mess Around And Find Out’ Cases Shared By People Online

I read somewhere he got almost instantly droned...

Ak_Teren • commented on 7 posts 4 months ago

40 Workers Just Did The Public A Huge Favor By Telling These Secrets

Aren't there a lot of lawyers in politics? 🤔

“I Laughed So Hard I Think I Peed A Little”: 42 Hilariously Petty Reasons People Got Dumped

I agree. But doing the same thing that was a red flag does not reflect well on her. Hence my comment

“I Laughed So Hard I Think I Peed A Little”: 42 Hilariously Petty Reasons People Got Dumped

Because that was fully justified... ffs, i hope both grow up 🙄

40 Mildly Disturbing Images That Must Be Cursed

He could be eating a sandwich... so...

40 Mildly Disturbing Images That Must Be Cursed

Ok, time to bleach my eyes

49 Weird Things In The US That Americans Don’t Realize Others Don’t Consider Normal

Well, someone has to keep them coming...

49 Weird Things In The US That Americans Don’t Realize Others Don’t Consider Normal

So, a sign for every nut-job?

Ak_Teren • upvoted 20 items 2 months ago

These 50 Men Share The Creepiest Things Women Have Done To Them

Sounds like they're tempting you to find a woman who doesn't do that.

These 50 Men Share The Creepiest Things Women Have Done To Them

And, as was pointed out above, revealed vulnerabilities are often weaponized against us

These 50 Men Share The Creepiest Things Women Have Done To Them

So much this!

typicalsnowman reply

Weaponize your secrets during a fight.

50 Old People Who Haven’t Got The Hang Of The Internet Blessed Us With Unintentional Comedy Gold

The background? Well he's worked there for a decade and a half, and things seem to have worked out for him. He has not achieved a permanent relationship yet, but he remains hopeful.

Blursed Shirt

50 Times Customers Tried To Sabotage Businesses With Their Bad Reviews But Got Brutally Shut Down

Absolutely the perfect response!

30 Of The Best Gym Memes As Seen On This Dedicated Facebook Meme Page

You're lucky! Mine's just... skin-colored.

These 43 Women Are Dumbfounded By Their Discoveries About Men After Living With One

Can we please stop pretending that women don't fart or burp? Passing gas is natural, everybody does it.

These 43 Women Are Dumbfounded By Their Discoveries About Men After Living With One

Men are people? Shocking!

46 Delusional Patients That Thought Doctors Wouldn’t Find Out Their “Secret”

If you can’t be honest with your partner about what you’re into, you’ve got bigger problems. Buy a designated toy, or at least find something with a flared base!

50 People Share The Shocking Fate Of Their Former Bullies

The only meeting we would have with my bullies would be at their funeral. And I hope they would suffer slow and painful deaths.

50 People Share The Shocking Fate Of Their Former Bullies

Don’t feel obligated to forgive, or forget. Some people don’t deserve forgiveness, even if it’s the “mature” thing to do.

50 People Share The Shocking Fate Of Their Former Bullies

I’m with you there Luke. I still hate the kids that bullied me. I hope they know nothing but sadness.

50 People Share The Shocking Fate Of Their Former Bullies

“Chaotic Good”: 50 People Who Did The Right Thing, Their Own Way (New Pics)

In Stephen King's book Carrie, her religious fanatic mother called them Dirtypillows.

50 Memes That Blend Internet’s Most Favorite Things — Humor And Cats (New Pics)

I accept our new feline overlord. 100000000000% better than what's in charge now.... 😹 🫠

50 Hilariously Chaotic Cats Who Look Like They Were Programmed Wrong (New Pics)

Nooooooo! Stop tempting me with all these cute kittens!!!! 😫

Husband Defends MIL After She Puts Child In ICU, Wife Serves Him Divorce Papers

I don't agree with Binky very often, but her blanket statement here is no better or worse than the blanket statement she is responding to.

50 Funny Memes That You Might Want To Send To All Your Friends

supermarkets in Germany are closed ALL sunday

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