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Ak_Teren • upvoted 3 items 5 months ago

“Came Home With 2”: Pics Of People’s Adopted Pets, Which Make ‘Adorable’ An Understatement (October Edition)

Well he looks like a nice hooman. You got lucky with him, kitty :)

“Came Home With 2”: Pics Of People’s Adopted Pets, Which Make ‘Adorable’ An Understatement (October Edition)

Well she definitely ain't wrong

“Came Home With 2”: Pics Of People’s Adopted Pets, Which Make ‘Adorable’ An Understatement (October Edition)

Well he looks like a nice hooman. You got lucky with him, kitty :)

“Came Home With 2”: Pics Of People’s Adopted Pets, Which Make ‘Adorable’ An Understatement (October Edition)

Well she definitely ain't wrong

50 Brilliant Tinder Chats That Totally Deserve A Date, But Don’t Always Work As Expected (New Pics)

"I'm in the puppeteer crew. With us the deceased can say their final goodbyes."

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Ak_Teren • upvoted 22 items 6 months ago

Turkey Bacon Club

50 Of The Best Memes, As Shared On "Beige Cardigan" Account

A take off of Ak_Teren What disguise? I only see a claw-footed bath tub...

MitchConnor555 reply

Depression, actual clinical diagnosed depression. If I had a dollar every time I had to explain to someone it’s not “just feeling sad, bro!” and can get over it just like that, I could retire.

Woman Loses Home, School Funds, And 7-Year Relationship After BF Finds Her Phone Messages

No. He is just making sure the baby is his, before legally being bound to the child. If the child is the other man's and our OP did sign anything, he will be on the hook for child support for another man's child. (My personal opinion is all men should automatically get a paternity test done. It saves a LOT of heart ache on both sides. )

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Sister Ditches Her Kids With A Childfree Brother And His Wife, Woman Asks For A Divorce

Oh yes, “like all men.” That makes just as much sense as suggesting that all women should *naturally* embrace the motherly role foisted upon them.

Sister Ditches Her Kids With A Childfree Brother And His Wife, Woman Asks For A Divorce

Sone sweeping generalisations there. I’m a man and I think that, of the couple, the man is the AH. And overall, the mother is the biggest AH.

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Getting the Facts Straight: 33 Common Beliefs That Are Actually Untrue

Even though it won't die of cancer it's still not advisable to dry your wet cat in a microwave.

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Worked with a lot of hazardous chemicals. Had a coworker who was notorious for being on his phone. We had to use a pump to put a hazardous chemical into a tank. Problem was you couldn’t look at the destination and pump the pump at the same time. Someone had to pump and someone had to watch. So I specifically asked said coworker to not look at his phone this one time. Tank overflowed and spilt the chemical everywhere because he was staring at his phone. Took hours to clean up.

These 40 Uncommon Addictions Shared On This Serious Thread May Really Make You Think

I am at rehab right now. 26 days sober.

Artist's 35 Silly Comics About Ridiculous Situations And Hilarious Punchlines

Obviously, she doesn't know the drill...

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Ak_Teren • commented on 7 posts 6 months ago

Hey Pandas, Do You Have Any Great Ideas How To Make The Mundane Day To Day Life A Little Brighter?

This! Since adopting my two cats, my mental health has improved massively.

50 Of The Best Memes, As Shared On "Beige Cardigan" Account

What disguise? I only see paper towels...

Hey Pandas, Do You Have Any Great Ideas How To Make The Mundane Day To Day Life A Little Brighter?

This! Since adopting my two cats, my mental health has improved massively.

50 Of The Best Memes, As Shared On "Beige Cardigan" Account

What disguise? I only see paper towels...

40 Stories Of People Taking Stupidity To New Heights At Their Job, Shared In Online Thread

Not fast enough

40 Stories Of People Taking Stupidity To New Heights At Their Job, Shared In Online Thread

I hope it took HIM hours to clean up

50 Hilariously Cursed Memes Collected By This Page

Ryan Stiles: "Ooh yeeeah, make a cub"

30 Logos Edited To Represent What People Actually Think Of The Brands

Terry-fying

Americans Recommend Foreign Visitors Avoid These 45 Things When They're Traveling The Country

Avoiding Texas is just common sense

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Ak_Teren • submitted 2 list additions 6 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Was The Most Random Thing That Has Ever Happened In Your Life?

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That Makes You 1 In A Million?

Ak_Teren • upvoted 4 items 7 months ago

45 Times People Didn't Notice The Irony In Their Behaviors

Why limit it to modern? It's never been a good thing.

45 Times People Didn't Notice The Irony In Their Behaviors

Just a cursory glance at the history of Christianity suggests to me that it's always been awful, everywhere.

45 Times People Didn't Notice The Irony In Their Behaviors

Why limit it to modern? It's never been a good thing.

45 Times People Didn't Notice The Irony In Their Behaviors

Just a cursory glance at the history of Christianity suggests to me that it's always been awful, everywhere.

50 Things That Men Do That They Think Are Fine When In Reality They're Super Creepy

Yes. He’s not as ashamed of his body as you think he should be, and he’s enjoying the membership time he paid for. He knows he’s old and flabby and his s*****m hangs down like a Peking duck in a Chinese restaurant window, and he doesn’t care because that’s life. As long as he’s minding his own business, not drying his pubes with the hand dryer or sitting raw b******e on the bench, what’s been violated for you? Aesthetics?

37 Random Stories Of Coworkers Displaying Unhinged Behavior, As Shared Online

Yes.

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Ak_Teren • commented on 2 posts 7 months ago

45 Times People Didn't Notice The Irony In Their Behaviors

Baptist Taliban *nods*

50 Cat Memes That May Make You Wish You Could Tag Your Kitty

Best reason ever

Ak_Teren • submitted a new post 2 years ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Female Pandas, How To Non-Creepily Approach You To Tell You About Clothing Failure?

Ak_Teren • submitted 2 list additions 6 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Was The Most Random Thing That Has Ever Happened In Your Life?

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That Makes You 1 In A Million?

Ak_Teren • submitted 3 list additions 7 months ago

Hey Pandas, Post The Funniest And Most Unhinged Photos Of Your Pet

Hey Pandas, What Happened To You Recently That Is Worth Celebrating? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Take A Pic Of Your Pet Right Now (Closed)

Ak_Teren • submitted 6 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, How Does Your Mental Illness/Disorder Affect Your Life? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s The Worst Experience You’ve Had At Work? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If You Could Live In Any Place Or Reality What Would It Be? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post A Sentence Or Two About The Funniest Thing That Has Happened At Your Job (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Thing That Ever Happened To You That You Don’t Think Anybody Else Has Experienced? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are The Weirdest Things That Have Happened To You At A Concert Or Live Event? (Closed)

Ak_Teren • commented on 7 posts 6 months ago

Hey Pandas, Do You Have Any Great Ideas How To Make The Mundane Day To Day Life A Little Brighter?

This! Since adopting my two cats, my mental health has improved massively.

50 Of The Best Memes, As Shared On "Beige Cardigan" Account

What disguise? I only see paper towels...

40 Stories Of People Taking Stupidity To New Heights At Their Job, Shared In Online Thread

Not fast enough

40 Stories Of People Taking Stupidity To New Heights At Their Job, Shared In Online Thread

I hope it took HIM hours to clean up

50 Hilariously Cursed Memes Collected By This Page

Ryan Stiles: "Ooh yeeeah, make a cub"

30 Logos Edited To Represent What People Actually Think Of The Brands

Terry-fying

Americans Recommend Foreign Visitors Avoid These 45 Things When They're Traveling The Country

Avoiding Texas is just common sense

Ak_Teren • commented on 13 posts 7 months ago

45 Times People Didn't Notice The Irony In Their Behaviors

Baptist Taliban *nods*

50 Cat Memes That May Make You Wish You Could Tag Your Kitty

Best reason ever

40 Things Americans Weren’t Aware Were So Blatantly American Until They Traveled Abroad

I can only assume that they are more than 50% plastic by now and that does not count as human anymore?

40 Things Americans Weren’t Aware Were So Blatantly American Until They Traveled Abroad

Thats because your baptist taliban gets outraged at everything remotely connected to sexuality

50 Fascinating Pics Of Rarely Seen Things (New Pics)

I sees you, hooman

30 Things Europeans Do That Leave Americans Raising Their Eyebrows

As a german, it makes no sense to me too...

30 Things Europeans Do That Leave Americans Raising Their Eyebrows

At least we dont shoot each other because we had a bad day...

30 Things Europeans Do That Leave Americans Raising Their Eyebrows

Standard in germany since at least the 80's

50 Real-Life Stories That Are Nothing Short Of ‘Fascinating’

Nope. Nopenopenope nope.

Mom Handles Her Daughter’s Bully Like A Mob Boss By ‘Hiring’ A Couple Of Kids To Beat Him Up

As another panda recently put it: fück that, fight fire with molotov cocktails. Bullies only understand strength.

Fur Inception: 50 Animals With The Strangest Fur Patterns And Markings (New Pics)

Very dignified

Fur Inception: 50 Animals With The Strangest Fur Patterns And Markings (New Pics)

Stunning

45 People Who Had The "Pleasure" Of Dealing With Toxic People And Shamed Them Online

I'm in this picture and i dont like it

Ak_Teren • upvoted 3 items 5 months ago

“Came Home With 2”: Pics Of People’s Adopted Pets, Which Make ‘Adorable’ An Understatement (October Edition)

Well she definitely ain't wrong

“Came Home With 2”: Pics Of People’s Adopted Pets, Which Make ‘Adorable’ An Understatement (October Edition)

Well he looks like a nice hooman. You got lucky with him, kitty :)

50 Brilliant Tinder Chats That Totally Deserve A Date, But Don’t Always Work As Expected (New Pics)

"I'm in the puppeteer crew. With us the deceased can say their final goodbyes."

Ak_Teren • upvoted 17 items 6 months ago

Turkey Bacon Club

50 Chucklesome Memes That Make The Perfect Blend Of Animals And Comedy

wHAT

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50 Chucklesome Memes That Make The Perfect Blend Of Animals And Comedy

I have arrived! Now worship me! And bring me treats

50 Chucklesome Memes That Make The Perfect Blend Of Animals And Comedy

Love it!!

Animal-Humors-Funny-Memes

50 Chucklesome Memes That Make The Perfect Blend Of Animals And Comedy

AWWWWW THAT IS SO ADORABLE

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50 Chucklesome Memes That Make The Perfect Blend Of Animals And Comedy

aww he looks happy to help

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MitchConnor555 reply

Depression, actual clinical diagnosed depression. If I had a dollar every time I had to explain to someone it’s not “just feeling sad, bro!” and can get over it just like that, I could retire.