Bored Alpaca (She/Her)

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Bored Alpaca (She/Her)

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Hello Fellow Pandas

About me
-I live in Australia
-I am an INTP personality type
-I am most definitely an introvert
-I am a child of Athena
-I am a Ravenclaw
-I have no idea about my sexuality anymore

Things I love
- Reading
- Eating
- BP
- Doing nothing
- ✨Musical Theatre✨
- World Scholars Cup (highly recommend if you are between the ages of 8-18)

GREAT SHIPS
- Percabeth
- Solangelo
- Sokeefe
- Keefe x Tam
- Leo x Calypso
- Magnus x Alex
- Nick x Charlie
- Tao x Elle
- Tara and Darcy
- Wednesday x Enid
- Lams (iykyk)
- Mullete
- Brittana
- Faberry
- I have way more but I'm gonna leave it at that

Anyway, that's a few things about me, congrats on making it this far

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Bored Alpaca (She/Her) • upvoted 4 items 1 month ago

Dad's Genius To-Do List Makes Kids Finish Chores Before Screen Time And It Actually Works

This is great. I should implement this for myself.

Parenting

11 Y.O. Wonders If Childfree Godmother Who Adopted Her After Parents Died Will End Up Hating Her

Dad's Genius To-Do List Makes Kids Finish Chores Before Screen Time And It Actually Works

This is great. I should implement this for myself.

Parenting

11 Y.O. Wonders If Childfree Godmother Who Adopted Her After Parents Died Will End Up Hating Her

People Provided 28 Fascinating Examples Of Popular Statistics That Are Misunderstood The Most

Gah! You’re right and I hate admitting it.

33 Of The Deepest Rabbit Holes People Ever Found Themselves Delving Into, As Shared Online

Easy. Crows say "caw" and ravens say "nevermore".

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Bored Alpaca (She/Her) • submitted a list addition 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, Whats A Song That Makes You Feel Deeply Sad, Like You're About To Cry?

Bored Alpaca (She/Her) • upvoted 3 items 2 months ago

Wholesome

‘Wholesome’: 50 Memes To Make You Believe In The Goodness Of Things Again

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Bored Alpaca (She/Her) • commented on a post 2 months ago

28 Instances Kids Blurted Something That Made Adults Realize Their Own 'Ancient' Age

replying so people can see the image

Bored Alpaca (She/Her) • commented on 3 posts 3 months ago

50 Memes That Prove Sarcasm Is Probably The Best Form Of Comedy, As Seen On This IG Page

me rn at 3:45 am

Someone Asks “What’s An Obvious Sign That Someone Is American?” And 30 People Don’t Hold Back

slip (on a shirt), slap (on a hat), slop (on some sunscreen), seek (some shade), slide (on some sunnies)

50 Memes That Prove Sarcasm Is Probably The Best Form Of Comedy, As Seen On This IG Page

me rn at 3:45 am

Someone Asks “What’s An Obvious Sign That Someone Is American?” And 30 People Don’t Hold Back

slip (on a shirt), slap (on a hat), slop (on some sunscreen), seek (some shade), slide (on some sunnies)

Someone Asks “What’s An Obvious Sign That Someone Is American?” And 30 People Don’t Hold Back

But there is a very big difference, if a German person went to another country in Europe, they wouldn't have at all similar customs, and even the language would be different for 90% of the places. Meanwhile, if you travel to another state in the US, English will be an official language and you won't have to go through any sort of passport control. Another factor to keep in mind is that most children around the world are taught about the countries, but only children inside the USA get taught to name the states, where i'm from most people could maybe name 5-10 states but would have no problem naming ~100 countries

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Bored Alpaca (She/Her) • upvoted 11 items 3 months ago

30 Of The Funniest Posts From This Pop Culture Meme Account

I also feel like this but minus the make-up

“You Are Going To Be Dead, My Dude”: 50 Internet Users Ruin Popular Movie Tropes With Their In-Depth Knowledge

Fun Fact: Mythbusters NEVER did an episode about silencers/suppressors because they didn't want to show people how to commit a crime.

30 Of The Funniest Posts From This Pop Culture Meme Account

I also feel like this but minus the make-up

“You Are Going To Be Dead, My Dude”: 50 Internet Users Ruin Popular Movie Tropes With Their In-Depth Knowledge

Fun Fact: Mythbusters NEVER did an episode about silencers/suppressors because they didn't want to show people how to commit a crime.

“You Are Going To Be Dead, My Dude”: 50 Internet Users Ruin Popular Movie Tropes With Their In-Depth Knowledge

As one redditor once put it: “In Encanto, Alan Tudyk voices a Toucan. He also voices Hei Hei the chicken in Moana. This proves that Alan can handle the birden of voice acting.“

34 Of ‘The Kids Today’ Criticisms That Are Actually Very Accurate, As Shared Online

This isn't a Gen Z thing, this is a human thing.

34 Of ‘The Kids Today’ Criticisms That Are Actually Very Accurate, As Shared Online

That's always been the case with kids.

HistoricalCrow reply

On the left side of a car's steering wheel is a stick. Pushing the stick up or down will indicate to other drivers which direction you intend to turn! You're welcome!

21 Benefits Of Living In America That Are Rarely Found In Europe, As Shared On This Online Page

That is not true of the USA, as a whole. I live in a city where it is very difficult to get disability access at places that aren't national chain businesses.

Hey Pandas, Share A Life-Changing Quote Or Song

"Death is inevitable, but living a life that we are proud of … that is something we can actually control"- Claire Wineland, 1997-2018

Hey Pandas, Share A Life-Changing Quote Or Song

the heavier you are the harder you are to kidnap. stay safe. eat cake.

Someone Asks “What’s An Obvious Sign That Someone Is American?” And 30 People Don’t Hold Back

Is Assuming one is being attacked by someone simply pointing out an interesting quirk on the list? xD

‘Your Joke But Better’: 40 Pictures Of People Stealing The Spotlight With Their Responses

No, A-holey trinity!

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Bored Alpaca (She/Her) • submitted a list addition 3 months ago

Hey Pandas, Share A Life-Changing Quote Or Song

Bored Alpaca (She/Her) • commented on 3 posts 4 months ago

Person Asks About Prison Things That People Outside Wouldn’t Get, 30 Former Inmates Answer

lmao same

Hey Pandas, Interview Others Or Write Stuff About You

yay I get bonus points!!!

Person Asks About Prison Things That People Outside Wouldn’t Get, 30 Former Inmates Answer

lmao same

Hey Pandas, Interview Others Or Write Stuff About You

yay I get bonus points!!!

Hey Pandas, Interview Others Or Write Stuff About You

Hello from across the ditch!!!

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Bored Alpaca (She/Her) • upvoted 3 items 4 months ago

Person Asks About Prison Things That People Outside Wouldn’t Get, 30 Former Inmates Answer

Learned that trick from Brooklyn 99.

Person Asks About Prison Things That People Outside Wouldn’t Get, 30 Former Inmates Answer

Doesn’t everybody have those? …am I the only one?

Person Asks About Prison Things That People Outside Wouldn’t Get, 30 Former Inmates Answer

Learned that trick from Brooklyn 99.

Person Asks About Prison Things That People Outside Wouldn’t Get, 30 Former Inmates Answer

Doesn’t everybody have those? …am I the only one?

This Online Page Explores “The Darker Side Of Science”, And Here Are 40 Of Their Funniest Posts (New Pics)

Hair-larious

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Bored Alpaca (She/Her) • upvoted 10 items 5 months ago

Hey Pandas, Interview Others Or Write Stuff About You

Thanks :D

Hey Pandas, Interview Others Or Write Stuff About You

imma steal "emu s**t" ok?

Hey Pandas, Interview Others Or Write Stuff About You

Thanks :D

Hey Pandas, Interview Others Or Write Stuff About You

imma steal "emu s**t" ok?

Hey Pandas, Interview Others Or Write Stuff About You

I can use whatever pronouns I like, thank you.

Hey Pandas, Interview Others Or Write Stuff About You

lmao me too

Hey Pandas, Interview Others Or Write Stuff About You

I love that insult!

This Group Is Dedicated To Shaming Horrid Memes Posted On FB, Here Are 30 Of The Worst

Imo trans women should be able to compete in women's sports as long as they've been on estrogen for a long time, since testosterone is what gives amabs a muscular advantage. (I think? Correct me if I'm wrong)

This Group Is Dedicated To Shaming Horrid Memes Posted On FB, Here Are 30 Of The Worst

Trans women. Are not. Men.

Hey Pandas, Interview Others Or Write Stuff About You

Absolutely nothing. Elron is just a moldy bowl of emu sh*t

Hey Pandas, Interview Others Or Write Stuff About You

whats wrong with she/they pronouns?

Hey Pandas, Interview Others Or Write Stuff About You

Hi Elron, nice to read your pronouns on this "interview others" thread. I'll share too; I'm atypical male development but you can use any pronouns you'd like for me. I hope you have a nice day.

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Bored Alpaca (She/Her) • submitted a new post 10 months ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, If You Could Travel To Any Year With A Time Machine, Which Year Would You Choose And Why? (Closed)

Bored Alpaca (She/Her) • submitted a new post 11 months ago

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What's A Fictional Character Ship That You Will Stand By Forever? (Closed)

Bored Alpaca (She/Her) • submitted a list addition 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, Whats A Song That Makes You Feel Deeply Sad, Like You're About To Cry?

Bored Alpaca (She/Her) • submitted a list addition 3 months ago

Hey Pandas, Share A Life-Changing Quote Or Song

Bored Alpaca (She/Her) • submitted a list addition 5 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Was The Inspiration For Your Bp Username?

Bored Alpaca (She/Her) • submitted a list addition 7 months ago

Bored Alpaca (She/Her) • submitted a list addition 8 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Comfort Movie/TV Show

Bored Alpaca (She/Her) • submitted 3 list additions 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, How Have You Been Overcoming Your Phobias? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share A Picture Of An Interesting Place You've Traveled To (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Where Are You Right Now?

Bored Alpaca (She/Her) • submitted 8 list additions 10 months ago

Hey Pandas, Post Lyrics To A Song And Have Others Guess It (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If You Could Travel To Any Year With A Time Machine, Which Year Would You Choose And Why? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s A Secret That You Will Never Tell Your Parents? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is One Quote You'll Never Forget? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Weirdest Food Combo? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s The Meaning Behind Your Username? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Where In The World Are You, And What Is The Date And Time?

Bored Alpaca (She/Her) • submitted 2 list additions 11 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's A Fictional Character Ship That You Will Stand By Forever? (Closed)

Heya Pandas, Wanna Just Talk About Random Stuff?

Bored Alpaca (She/Her) • submitted a list addition 1 year ago

Hey Pandas From Around The World, Post A Picture Of The Holidays In Your Area

Bored Alpaca (She/Her) • commented on a post 2 months ago

28 Instances Kids Blurted Something That Made Adults Realize Their Own 'Ancient' Age

replying so people can see the image

Bored Alpaca (She/Her) • commented on 3 posts 3 months ago

50 Memes That Prove Sarcasm Is Probably The Best Form Of Comedy, As Seen On This IG Page

me rn at 3:45 am

Someone Asks “What’s An Obvious Sign That Someone Is American?” And 30 People Don’t Hold Back

slip (on a shirt), slap (on a hat), slop (on some sunscreen), seek (some shade), slide (on some sunnies)

Someone Asks “What’s An Obvious Sign That Someone Is American?” And 30 People Don’t Hold Back

Bored Alpaca (She/Her) • commented on 3 posts 4 months ago

Person Asks About Prison Things That People Outside Wouldn’t Get, 30 Former Inmates Answer

lmao same

Hey Pandas, Interview Others Or Write Stuff About You

yay I get bonus points!!!

Hey Pandas, Interview Others Or Write Stuff About You

Hello from across the ditch!!!

Bored Alpaca (She/Her) • commented on 12 posts 5 months ago

50 Hilariously Relatable Memes For Women, As Seen On The ‘Laughing Chicks’ IG Page

Hello fellow yt shorts watcher

50 Relatable Memes That Range From Lighthearted To Ones That Hit Below The Belt

wait what, since when was unreceptive not a word

If You’re In A Bad Mood, These 30 Hilarious “Friends” Memes Might Cheer You Up

"WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!"

50 Funny British Memes To Crack You Up

no no no, c**t is a term of endearment here in Australia, it would be "F**k off mate"

34 Stories About Humble People Who Turned Out To Be Absurdly Rich, As Shared In This Online Thread

Comments like these are why I love BP

Hey Pandas, What’s The Meaning Behind Your Username? (Closed)

guys it changed again (i'm terribly indecisive)

50 ‘Things In Places They Shouldn't Be’ To Make Your Day Better (New Pics)

nooooo don't put these in your ears

Hey Pandas, What Was The Inspiration For Your Bp Username?

the formatting turned out kinda bad

Hello from across the ditch

Hey Pandas, What Was The Inspiration For Your Bp Username?

Oh, I was wondering what your username actually said!

Hey Pandas, What Was The Inspiration For Your Bp Username?

Donkey Boi, you are a genius

50 Weird Images That Need No Context Whatsoever To Be Hilarious, As Seen On This FB Page

This doesn't make sense no matter what way I read it-

Bored Alpaca (She/Her) • commented on a post 6 months ago

Artist Illustrates Daily Struggles, Inspired Mostly By Her Own Life (40 New Pics)

I can also help a bit if needed

Bored Alpaca (She/Her) • upvoted 4 items 1 month ago

Dad's Genius To-Do List Makes Kids Finish Chores Before Screen Time And It Actually Works

This is great. I should implement this for myself.

Parenting

11 Y.O. Wonders If Childfree Godmother Who Adopted Her After Parents Died Will End Up Hating Her

People Provided 28 Fascinating Examples Of Popular Statistics That Are Misunderstood The Most

Gah! You’re right and I hate admitting it.

33 Of The Deepest Rabbit Holes People Ever Found Themselves Delving Into, As Shared Online

Easy. Crows say "caw" and ravens say "nevermore".

Bored Alpaca (She/Her) • upvoted 5 items 2 months ago

‘Not Quite Right’: 24 New Dark Humor Comics With Surprising Endings

It's the way he was bread.

‘Not Quite Right’: 24 New Dark Humor Comics With Surprising Endings

#FirstMurder #FoundDinner #AnyoneHaveATrashbag #Quirky #RunningFromThePolice

Wholesome

‘Wholesome’: 50 Memes To Make You Believe In The Goodness Of Things Again

30 Honest And Relatable Comics Exploring Societal Standards By Lainey Molnar (New Pics)

You and people like you?

30 Of The Funniest Posts From This Pop Culture Meme Account

I also feel like this but minus the make-up

Bored Alpaca (She/Her) • upvoted 10 items 3 months ago

“You Are Going To Be Dead, My Dude”: 50 Internet Users Ruin Popular Movie Tropes With Their In-Depth Knowledge

Fun Fact: Mythbusters NEVER did an episode about silencers/suppressors because they didn't want to show people how to commit a crime.

“You Are Going To Be Dead, My Dude”: 50 Internet Users Ruin Popular Movie Tropes With Their In-Depth Knowledge

As one redditor once put it: “In Encanto, Alan Tudyk voices a Toucan. He also voices Hei Hei the chicken in Moana. This proves that Alan can handle the birden of voice acting.“

34 Of ‘The Kids Today’ Criticisms That Are Actually Very Accurate, As Shared Online

This isn't a Gen Z thing, this is a human thing.

34 Of ‘The Kids Today’ Criticisms That Are Actually Very Accurate, As Shared Online

That's always been the case with kids.

HistoricalCrow reply

On the left side of a car's steering wheel is a stick. Pushing the stick up or down will indicate to other drivers which direction you intend to turn! You're welcome!