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Captain Awesome

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Captain Awesome • commented on 2 posts 2 months ago

50 Things Men Do That Women Say Decide If They Can Trust Them Or Not

Do a little crop dusting before moving on

Woman Asked For Best Ways To “Rage-Bait” Men, 39 Replies Did Not Disappoint

STFU

Captain Awesome • upvoted an item 2 months ago

30 People Who Came Across Their Significant Other’s Posts On Reddit Detail What Happened Next

“Clearly a sign or mental illness and trauma” JfC people! Not everything is “trauma” FFS, some people just suck; and using “trauma” as an excuse for them or yourself is disgusting

Captain Awesome • commented on 2 posts 3 months ago

50 Examples Of Brilliant Infrastructure That Are A Testimony To Human Ingenuity (New Pics)

I wanna see Mad Mike drift this!

"Slept With My Fiancé And Her Mother Did Too": 42 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Horrible Friends

Herpes. Yes, u can

Captain Awesome • commented on 10 posts 5 months ago

50 DIY Disasters That Might Make You Question Humanity’s Creativity (New Pics)

How about s h I t t y?

“Be Careful Who You Date”: 50 Awful Images That Provide A Reality Check About The World (New Pics)

Pretend her head is a football…

50 DIY Disasters That Might Make You Question Humanity’s Creativity (New Pics)

How about s h I t t y?

“Be Careful Who You Date”: 50 Awful Images That Provide A Reality Check About The World (New Pics)

Pretend her head is a football…

Guy Sparks Drama By Going Ballistic That His GF Kissed A Woman As A Teen, She Can't Believe It

I get a sneaking suspicion he’s in the closet

45 Times People Just Had To Take A Photo Of Absolute Jerks Being Unbelievable On Public Transport (New Pics)

Use said arm to swing a fist into their mouths

45 Times People Just Had To Take A Photo Of Absolute Jerks Being Unbelievable On Public Transport (New Pics)

And this is why bikes aren’t allowed on trains…

45 Times People Just Had To Take A Photo Of Absolute Jerks Being Unbelievable On Public Transport (New Pics)

I’d smack him in the head

50 Horrible Tattoos That Deserve To Be Shamed (New Pics)

Looks like Brendan Fraser on crack

Learning History Is Worth It Just To Be Able To Laugh At These 50 Hilarious Memes

Dude, ever heard of trees?

50 Physics Jokes Scientifically Proven To Spark Laughter

Opinions are not facts, therefore they can’t be wrong. They can be daft tho

50 Physics Jokes Scientifically Proven To Spark Laughter

Shut the f**k up tim. Come back when u learn how to spell aluminium.

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Captain Awesome • upvoted an item 5 months ago

Interesting-Facts-News-Charlietop10s

Captain Awesome • commented on 4 posts 6 months ago

50 Images That Should’ve Come With A Priest, A Therapist, And A Burning Trash Can (New Pics)

Deodorant burns hotter with darker orange flames, thanks to the aluminium

50 Times People Posted Their Thoughts And Blessed Internet Users With Their Humor

You know, it is actually possible to think someone is beautiful and not want to s**g them…

50 Images That Should’ve Come With A Priest, A Therapist, And A Burning Trash Can (New Pics)

Deodorant burns hotter with darker orange flames, thanks to the aluminium

50 Times People Posted Their Thoughts And Blessed Internet Users With Their Humor

You know, it is actually possible to think someone is beautiful and not want to s**g them…

People Who Got Such Horrible Tattoos There's Nothing Left To Do But Laugh

Reminds me of the onion armpit tatt

50 Not-The-Brightest People Who Need To Go Back To School (New Pics)

Rot, decay…

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Captain Awesome • upvoted an item 6 months ago

Fascinating-Nature-Planet-Pics

Captain Awesome • upvoted an item 11 months ago

hankthetank2112 reply

It was a credit card fraud case in the early part of my career. He actually wore the stolen clothes to court and a clerk at the defrauded store identified them in front of the jury. I felt like the guy in the commercial that asks “want to be somewhere else?”.

Captain Awesome • commented on a post 12 months ago

50 People Share The Coolest Inheritance They’ve Received (New Pics)

Late 70's Les Paul Custom? Abt $30k!

Captain Awesome • commented on 12 posts 1 year ago

50 Cursed Images That Get Weirder The More You Scroll, As Shared On This Instagram Account

At least he's wearing oants

50 Cursed Images That Get Weirder The More You Scroll, As Shared On This Instagram Account

Bye bye future kids

50 Cursed Images That Get Weirder The More You Scroll, As Shared On This Instagram Account

At least he's wearing oants

50 Cursed Images That Get Weirder The More You Scroll, As Shared On This Instagram Account

Bye bye future kids

50 Cursed Images That Get Weirder The More You Scroll, As Shared On This Instagram Account

Murica!

40 Ordinary Things That Can End Your Life If You Accidentally Have Too Much

Trust?! I don't trust any mad f****r out there. They're all idiots!

“This Would Ruin Her”: Men Confess The Deepest Secrets They Are Keeping From Their Partners

For $6k, that thing better have rockets!

“This Would Ruin Her”: Men Confess The Deepest Secrets They Are Keeping From Their Partners

Girl is a professional student. GTFO

50 Of The Most Bizarre Pics That Got Posted On This No Context Instagram Page

Must b a murican in Oz

Watching These Movies Might Feel Different When You Read These 35 Rare Movie Facts Found Online

Wayne doesn't play Stairway to Heaven at all. It's just a random lead break.

Cursed Images: 40 Pics From The Dark Side Of The Internet, As Shared On This X Page

Standard practice in the battery chicken industry. They're fed with a pelletised mix of grain and chicken carcasses.

Cursed Images: 40 Pics From The Dark Side Of The Internet, As Shared On This X Page

Probly at the shop across the road from a school. But don't you their guns!

Cursed Images: 40 Pics From The Dark Side Of The Internet, As Shared On This X Page

Michael Jackson and The Joker had a kid...

Cursed Images: 40 Pics From The Dark Side Of The Internet, As Shared On This X Page

But then they gets the shits at you for starting and judging.

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Captain Awesome • upvoted an item 1 year ago

"What Is A Very Bad Statistic People Should Know?" (40 Answers)

I have a BMW, blinker fluid costs $900 unless you buy the subscription!

Captain Awesome • commented on 4 posts 2 years ago

“That Looked Expensive”: People Share 35 Fails And Accidents That Cost A Small Fortune (New Pics)

Porsche Cayman

50 Times People Learned Something So “Fascinating” They Had To Share With Others

Windows lock screen

“That Looked Expensive”: People Share 35 Fails And Accidents That Cost A Small Fortune (New Pics)

Porsche Cayman

50 Times People Learned Something So “Fascinating” They Had To Share With Others

Windows lock screen

50 Funny, Relatable, And Just Silly Memes From This Instagram Account

The term "seppos" actually comes from the UK

35 Embarrassing Instagram Vs. Reality Pics Of People Trying To Hide Their Age

Madonna. Looks like a Wish.com barbie

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Captain Awesome • submitted a new post 3 years ago

Halloween

Share A Pic With Your Best Celeb Encounter!

Captain Awesome • submitted 12 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Makes You Say, "I Don't Care"?

Hey Pandas, If You Had A Warning Label, What Would Yours Say?

Hey Pandas, Ask Me A Question

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Are Absolutely Tired Of Hearing? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Met Someone Famous? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s A Weird Habit That You Have? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That You Feel Like Should Not Exist?

I Wish People Around Me Knew...

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most "Wtf?" News Article Or Headline You Have Seen Recently?

Hey Pandas Over 35, What Advice Would You Give To People Under 21 That You Wish You Had Been Told Yourself? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Made You Join The Bored Panda Community? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Give Me A Random Fact

Captain Awesome • submitted 8 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Was The Biggest Shock Of Your Life? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Team Edward Or Team Jacob?

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Good Defense Tools Against An Evil Cat? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Relationship With Your Siblings?

Hey Pandas, What Came First The Chicken Or The Egg And Why?

Hey Pandas, Imagine You Just Arrived In Hell. What Does The Devil Say To You?

Hey Pandas, What's A Hill You Are Willing To Die On.

Hey Pandas, What Do You Think About Women With Body Hair? (Closed)

Captain Awesome • commented on 2 posts 2 months ago

50 Things Men Do That Women Say Decide If They Can Trust Them Or Not

Do a little crop dusting before moving on

Woman Asked For Best Ways To “Rage-Bait” Men, 39 Replies Did Not Disappoint

STFU

Captain Awesome • commented on 2 posts 3 months ago

50 Examples Of Brilliant Infrastructure That Are A Testimony To Human Ingenuity (New Pics)

I wanna see Mad Mike drift this!

"Slept With My Fiancé And Her Mother Did Too": 42 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Horrible Friends

Herpes. Yes, u can

Captain Awesome • commented on 10 posts 5 months ago

50 DIY Disasters That Might Make You Question Humanity’s Creativity (New Pics)

How about s h I t t y?

“Be Careful Who You Date”: 50 Awful Images That Provide A Reality Check About The World (New Pics)

Pretend her head is a football…

Guy Sparks Drama By Going Ballistic That His GF Kissed A Woman As A Teen, She Can't Believe It

I get a sneaking suspicion he’s in the closet

45 Times People Just Had To Take A Photo Of Absolute Jerks Being Unbelievable On Public Transport (New Pics)

Use said arm to swing a fist into their mouths

45 Times People Just Had To Take A Photo Of Absolute Jerks Being Unbelievable On Public Transport (New Pics)

And this is why bikes aren’t allowed on trains…

45 Times People Just Had To Take A Photo Of Absolute Jerks Being Unbelievable On Public Transport (New Pics)

I’d smack him in the head

50 Horrible Tattoos That Deserve To Be Shamed (New Pics)

Looks like Brendan Fraser on crack

Learning History Is Worth It Just To Be Able To Laugh At These 50 Hilarious Memes

Dude, ever heard of trees?

50 Physics Jokes Scientifically Proven To Spark Laughter

Opinions are not facts, therefore they can’t be wrong. They can be daft tho

50 Physics Jokes Scientifically Proven To Spark Laughter

Shut the f**k up tim. Come back when u learn how to spell aluminium.

Captain Awesome • commented on 4 posts 6 months ago

50 Images That Should’ve Come With A Priest, A Therapist, And A Burning Trash Can (New Pics)

Deodorant burns hotter with darker orange flames, thanks to the aluminium

50 Times People Posted Their Thoughts And Blessed Internet Users With Their Humor

You know, it is actually possible to think someone is beautiful and not want to s**g them…

People Who Got Such Horrible Tattoos There's Nothing Left To Do But Laugh

Reminds me of the onion armpit tatt

50 Not-The-Brightest People Who Need To Go Back To School (New Pics)

Rot, decay…

Captain Awesome • commented on a post 12 months ago

50 People Share The Coolest Inheritance They’ve Received (New Pics)

Late 70's Les Paul Custom? Abt $30k!

Captain Awesome • commented on a post 1 year ago

50 Cursed Images That Get Weirder The More You Scroll, As Shared On This Instagram Account

At least he's wearing oants

Captain Awesome • upvoted an item 2 months ago

30 People Who Came Across Their Significant Other’s Posts On Reddit Detail What Happened Next

“Clearly a sign or mental illness and trauma” JfC people! Not everything is “trauma” FFS, some people just suck; and using “trauma” as an excuse for them or yourself is disgusting

Captain Awesome • upvoted an item 5 months ago

Interesting-Facts-News-Charlietop10s

Captain Awesome • upvoted an item 6 months ago

Fascinating-Nature-Planet-Pics

Captain Awesome • upvoted an item 11 months ago

hankthetank2112 reply

Captain Awesome • upvoted an item 1 year ago

"What Is A Very Bad Statistic People Should Know?" (40 Answers)

I have a BMW, blinker fluid costs $900 unless you buy the subscription!

Captain Awesome • upvoted 15 items 2 years ago

College Graduate Complains Over Exhausting Commute To Her First 9-5 Job And Goes Viral

The problem is how do you pick a job two hours away from your home and then complain about it being so far away? That's what's ridiculous.

College Graduate Complains Over Exhausting Commute To Her First 9-5 Job And Goes Viral

Boo F****** hoo.

30 Random Images That Are Too Hard To Ignore, As Shared On This Instagram Page

His secret is skipping bath time.

29 Solid Facts That Some People Flat-Out Refuse To Accept

Josephus' writings which confirm the existence of Jesus are accepted by the vast majority of scholars of the period. But Jesus' role as Saviour? His godhood? That's a matter of faith and cannot be proven in any scientifically valid way. Don’t let your frustration with believers contaminate your knowledge and understanding.

Hey Pandas, What’s Something People Don’t Understand About Your Gender Identity?

im a man and my pronouns are he/him. thats that

35 Absurd Examples Of “Boy Math” That Make Absolutely Zero Sense To Everyone Else

More like written by bitter women who had 1 bad experience and now all men are trash

30 Misconceptions About Pretty Safe Things, Despite Most Saying They’re Dangerous

All human grown is modified by thousands of years of selectively breeding, choosing genes that benefit us. GMO is just an accelerated version of what we've been doing

Managers Asked To Share The Weirdest Complaints About Employees, Here’s 30 That Didn’t Disappoint

The father was distracted with the other one

Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Met Someone Famous?

A few of them, but my favorite was David Ogden Stiers (Charles from MASH). He was so nice and very down to Earth.

Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Met Someone Famous?

2 time Dakar winner Toby Price. Came into my motorcycle shop to buy parts. Spent over an hr talking to everyone and packing pics. Deadset legend. Also Tony Iommi in Sydney Airport. Really laid back and quiet.