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49 Funny Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Parenting In 2025
It's that time when everyone's putting together their rankings, compilations, and wrappeds to summarize the year. So we decided to create something as well. And since we're always browsing the parenting side of Twitter/X, the choice was obvious.
Here, you will find the best takes moms and dads shared on the platform in 2025. From relatable confessions on burnout to funny exchanges with the little ones—we've got it all. The perfect representation of what it's like to raise kids.
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Manic Mama 9 months ago
I wonder how far a hit man would travel? Asking for a friend. A friend, who lives just near Brisbane ...
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Mrs Irish Mom 9 months ago
Baby had to dumb it down for mammy and I bet there was an eyeroll aswel
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Crystalwitch60 9 months ago
Out of the mouths of babes ! Oh and go have words with said teacher ,telling kids to lie is WRONG , ! A lies a lie no matter how you use it ,but this is hilarious ,
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Betty Spaghetti 9 months ago
Should we just say “end the call” now that it’s all touchscreens?
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Laura Gillette 9 months ago
We don't celebrate easter, but someone posted somewhere that in their family, they color-code the eggs, so each kid gets a specific color basket, and can only look for eggs of that color. There are the same number of each color of eggs. And the younger kids' eggs are easier to find, but the older kids can't steal them, because those aren't THEIR eggs. I thought that was genius.
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Andrew Keir 9 months ago
Too often, I wake up hearing the doorbell ring (often about 4 am). By the time I'm sufficiently awake to remember that we haven't had a doorbell for 20 years, sleep is a distant land. Do doorbells have ghosts ?
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Andrew Keir 9 months ago
In fairness, kids are stuck in a game they never asked to play, working out the rules for themselves despite the 'help' they get from the people on the sidelines who don't have to play their game, but are probably learning to play other games. Oh, and surrounded by other kids who think they've c*****d the game themselves.
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Andrew Keir 9 months ago
It's moderately simple to get a high grade at a science Fair. Just don't be one of the groups trying to make explosives, and you'll be left with precious little opposition.
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Laura Gillette 9 months ago
I lost my tamagotchi in the 90s because I was twirling it around my finger from the attached key chain ring and we were riding in the car with the windows open and it flew out the window. I currently have a 4 year old child, though, and he seems to be doing ok.
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Peter Bear 9 months ago
Any word is a swear word if you say it with the proper amount of invective. Learned that in several years of working for both major Florida theme parks (Mouse and also Not-Mouse).
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Child of the Stars 9 months ago
My niece is currently potty training. Every time she does her business in the toilet, she doesn't just announce it to the house, she seeks out each and every person in the house individually to tell them.
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SouthernGal 9 months ago
Two neighbors gave their kids really fast remote control cars. The kids are a bit too daring and sometimes dart the cars out across the path of an approaching car on a public road. I should start a betting pool based how many days it takes for each of the toy cars to become road k**l.
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Doodles1983 9 months ago
I managed to explain nose blowing early on with my nephews. Taught them to blow raspberries with lips. Then taught them to keep mouths closed and to try and blow raspberries out of their nose. It worked :)
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Lee Gilliland 9 months ago
We once found a couple of kids hiding from teacher in a German museum. She looked around, counted, looked around, counted, saw me holding up two fingers and pointing down, said "Max and Carl come down here NOW" and Max and Carl came. They probably still have no idea how she knew.
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Andrew Keir 9 months ago
Nah, persevere with the kid, they might learn a bit quicker next year
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Laura Gillette 9 months ago
This is like what finding out our parents didn't have a color TV as kids was like for us, I guess. (My parents had their kids very late in life. When my mom was a kid in the 50s, only one kid on her block had a tv, and that kid's mom would lean out of the door and call all the neighborhood kids in from playing outside when it was "Howdy Doody time". Very cute.)
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The Short Lady 9 months ago
I tell them it's the only way to get an intelligent conversation around here.
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James016 9 months ago
We were at my parent's house for Christmas with my sister and her family and my SIL. At some point after eating someone said that the lunch was lovely. My son piped up with "Lovely? I'll give you lovely." then let rip a very loud fart. He was cackling like a manic as he left the room. My son's spirit guide is Mr Rude from the Mr Men Show.
Serena Myers 9 months ago
Mostly made-up BS, but never mind, if X users find them entertaining, I am not arguing.
James016 9 months ago
We were at my parent's house for Christmas with my sister and her family and my SIL. At some point after eating someone said that the lunch was lovely. My son piped up with "Lovely? I'll give you lovely." then let rip a very loud fart. He was cackling like a manic as he left the room. My son's spirit guide is Mr Rude from the Mr Men Show.
Serena Myers 9 months ago
Mostly made-up BS, but never mind, if X users find them entertaining, I am not arguing.
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