57 Tweets That Show The Unintentionally Comedic Moments Of Parenting (February Edition)

Turnabout is fair play.

Amen

I've heard of this pee burglar. You can never be too careful.

Elect that kid president!

Go off Princess Queen

Yes it is Kid, yes it is. I sitting here in anticipation waiting for my new Brita filters to arrive.

My daughter just watched Pirates of the Caribbean with me this weekend and asked me if I also had to wear corsets when I was younger. That movie plays in the 18th century 😭

I'm pretty sure I have never heard that before but have to admit I really like it.

It's like when you tell them to hold their horses and they cry because they don't have any horses. Love little kids and how they think!

Warning! Warning Will Robinson! (yeah, it's old, so)

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My mom does this to me, except it's not nearly as funny XD She is obese and every time I mention that I've lost weight, she immediately says "Oh, I have too! What do you weight now?" and when I tell her, she says "Oh, that's exactly what I weigh now too!" Mom... you do NOT weigh 140 lbs, I'm sorry... add about 60 more lbs onto that XD

All hail the king baby !

Your toddlers name isn't Chucky by any chance, is it?

Safety first, good role model

I walked into our library's restroom to find a small girl going potty by herself. Had the stall door wide open and was singing at the top of her lungs. I went straight back out and found her mom to let her know babygirl needed a refresher on doors. Lol

I, as a mother of a 29 y/o, agree.

We usually ask "Do you think you can jump higher than Mt Everest"

... yet. Not in middle management yet.

Just talkin spicy French dressing.

Ahhh! A good time is always had by all.

Technically speeking-------

I remember watching the aftermath of JFK's assassination in grade school.

I think we need to start a petition.

Okay, apparently Scrub Mommys and Scrub Daddys are just overpriced sponges.

True, i have no social life, and my parents don't attempt to communicate with any other parents,

Thoughtful.

Well, it sounds anatomical.

Stupid boy!

This is amazing lol

Too late.

I've been waiting for decades for "Hephaestion" to have a moment. He never got the recognition he deserved. If Alexander the Great hadn't died, there would be monuments to him all over.

Made me laugh out loud! As a proud parent of two children.

Hmmm.....not grounded huh? Sounds like what a grounded person would say.....

Burn baby, burn!

You’ll find out soon!

We pick our battles carefully Lyone, so we have energy and sanity.

When my brother and I were small we were visiting my aunt. This aunt was my mom's younger sister and she had taste in decor that was, as the Brits would say, posh. She had JUST had red carpet installed and my brother and I were bored in the living room and began rolling a random can across the floor to each other while the ladies fawning over something in another room. They came strolling into the living where brother and I are playing and look at what we're doing, then they both freeze. The random can we're rolling back and forth was paint, apple green paint. Mom went apoplectic.

I mean, Jesus could have slept for three days in that cave...

Indeed. Being constantly mansplained by a 4YO is the phase we're currently at.

And then your knee pops. 😫

Its the simple things.

The Lembas bread is missing, too.

An apple a day ... Garlic, being stronger, will keep him away longer.

Enjoy the extra corn, oats, and barley. Just remember to hide the electric clippers a few weeks before you're due.

Sadly, most olympic competitors have to have other jobs to pay for their training. Only a select few get advertising contracts.

Better watch it, the cops can probably relate.

The tasty kind and the not so tasty kind.

That's why they say he's bad at it.

Might need an extra round of washing

Which also wafts the Lynx (Axe) around the house...

Sure, it's their hair. They can do as they like. I draw the line at tattoos, those they can get at 18.

"Oh, you don't have a chin, wise choice"