Parents Saw An Opportunity To Turn Their Difficult Moments Into Funny Tweets And Here Are 40 Of Them (January Edition)

I love this! This is proper grown-up behaviour in a patchtwork family!

Exactly! Schools should take advantage of the gigantic flow of parents that come to pick up their children nearly *every single day*

And 🍷 wine

Kids are funny

Use "No more tears" shampoo. ONLY that shampoo.

It's even worse when they are trying to hide that guilty look on their face...

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This is just delightful

Positive affirmations.

Fair...

Oooh, I like that. A bit of Handel’s Water Music or Mozart’s Turkish Rondelle

Try beans on toast 😎

That's a fact!

My nephew wanted to know how we were charging our phones without electricity. Then answered it himself that we were using pigeons.

The Programming club will provide automation support to the D&D dungeon masters. The D&D campaign has a couple of chess puzzles. The Chess club's electronic boards will do battle with the Programming club's AI. Some students will be trying to wear two or three hats. Parents should provide lots of pizza and soda, and just stand back and watch the organized chaos. The survivors will do it again next week.

My kids will be different.

I loved it when my dad did this! Mum always worried I would hit the ceiling or something but I never did.

Never trust a child's pockets, you amateur

And jump on their new sofa and drop chocolate on it. Bounce on the bed, turn the taps on so hot water just drips out and leave everylight on. Not saying we have friends that have been planning this for year and the list of actions gets longer and longer.

Shoot id climb in that bed and take a nice long nap and show her how it's done!! 🤣🤣🤣

Aww

The voice is the worst bit.

The correct answer to this would be "No, you give me $10 and I will go to school tomorrow"

Can imagine other parents giving you horrified looks when your child starts downing shots of apple juice in front of them. "It's not even noon!" they'd say.

The human brain is optimized, you see - it only remembers the important stuff ;)

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Do not negotiate with terrorists.

Time to start arranging the marriage!

Doesn’t like cheese? 🤯

FYI it's K-Pop Demon Hunters. 😂 My niece is obsessed. She went as one of them for Halloween.

If she can keep it up you'll be there in a month's time.

LOL, showing your youth! Later in life a cough and a sneeze is dangerous to a woman for a different reason, LMAO.

Empty them into a container.

Sure you do kiddo.

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Read Tom Sawyer. The paint the fence scene is perfect.

I hadn't considered this but it makes that work conversation with HR a little clearer now

My son is the same, except he's way... WAY more educated on it than me... I feel bad that most of my answers end up being "I don't know buddy"

Understood

They are NOT empty...they have 7 cereal bits in the bottom.

My worst smell was when my kiddo didn't finish their prawn snack and put the leftover prawns in a napkin in my handbag without telling me. The pong was off the Richter scale.