50 Times People Posted Their Thoughts And Blessed Internet Users With Their Humor

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I'm 42 and have completely changed my life over the last 5 years. I've never been more comfortable in my own skin!

I like this view on stretchmarks 😎

Oooo, I love this.

Sounds like you "jumped the shark" 🦈

Us folks With children do the same plus trying to bribe the mini persons to do them

Melvin always cuddles me when I'm upset! ❤️

😂😂 oops

Plus ego in the back pockets

But being the patient will help you be a better psychologist!

I do this about once a week to move further from his snoring, lol

Can confirm! 🤣

Why not both?

who screenshotted my mind

That would be me.

😂

I've been doing this a lot lately. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Can you extend that to 14 hours, please.

"Just gonna rest my eyes..."

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If I could learn to draw, anyone can!

prepare the others

Absolutely! You cannot break a pinky promise. BUT for it to be truly serious you have to hook pinkies kiss your thumb, they kiss theirs and kinda twist tips of kissed thumbs together as you release pinkies. Best I can explain it. Pinky swear sealed w a kiss I suppose. You're a giant pos if you go back on that kinda pinkie swear.

Me, too. Thanks for putting it behind a paywall, BP!

Alone.

Not all of us!

They aren’t always picking someone they like. That’s how.

I have had greasy hair all my life, so I always put shampoo for greasy hair into food banks. To me there is nothing more demoralising and soul draining than knowing you're out in public with greasy looking hair.

Only three?

i love miss congeneialty did u happen to get her number

the amount of scripts in my notes app is proof of this

This morning I had a bad and quite painful allergic/intolerance reaction to something that I ate. Shall I continue? 😉

You can scream while you break things in a smash room!!

That's because noticing undercover police is comically easy.

I feel this

Hey, I'm thrilled to find out someone remembers something personal about me! Makes me feel seen and valued

Need this kind of friendship

🤣😂

This is pure cringe 😅

Dinner time every other day with my husband.

Story of my life 🙃

In which cases it's usually rather acidic and not terribly tasty. But often necessary if you want to eventually feel better.

Be careful, it's Apple pay, not Apple pays.

On work days I wake up a maddie.

Pingu?

leonard bernstein!!!!

Anyone else put a straw into the bucket of popcorn and then pour the "butter" down the straw to make sure there's grease all throughout the popcorn?

Oh I'm not bothered-you choose.....followed by a 2 day sulk because you chose....poorly.

Not a great motivation... not healthy.

That'll be my mother, 45 minutes of woe, followed by "anyway it doesn't really matter and I don't want you to worry".

ditto for man.

Huh?!?

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I normally start in August.

Maybe in that universe you got charged with a s s a u l t.

For men, too.

Menopausal. That’s where it ends.

Only if you’re a cat.

Yes!

And how the rest of us spell it... 🤦🏻‍♀️

How is this creepy? You suddenly realise that the brat you always fought with, has just seemingly overnight blossomed into a swan from being an ugly duckling. I think you're reading all the wrong things into this statement Hugh and Julia.

I went through that phase for about a week.

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Me referencing a BP list article

Why is this a problem? It could have been a really long drive. If I pick my husband up from the airport I'd expect him to drive back unless the flight had been hard. If he picked me up, he would like me to drive for a while too.

I wouldn't say I'm gorgeous, but I do get unexplained bruises. My mum and sister are the same, just bruise easily, and often get distracted/have bad spatial awareness, hen forget it happening.

The materialistic ones?