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Readers’ Vote: 37 Math Jokes And Puns That Actually Make Numbers Fun
Two mathematicians are taking a plane together to a conference.
After it has taken off, the first one turns to the other and says: “You know, I always get nervous on flights that something terrible is going to happen. That’s why I brought a bomb this time”.
The other replies, “A bomb? Are you crazy? How is that supposed to make you feel safe?”
The first says, “Well, the chances that someone brings a bomb onto a plane are low. But the chances that two people brought a bomb are effectively zero.”

Readers’ Vote: 37 Math Jokes And Puns That Actually Make Numbers Fun
Two mathematicians are taking a plane together to a conference.
After it has taken off, the first one turns to the other and says: “You know, I always get nervous on flights that something terrible is going to happen. That’s why I brought a bomb this time”.
The other replies, “A bomb? Are you crazy? How is that supposed to make you feel safe?”
The first says, “Well, the chances that someone brings a bomb onto a plane are low. But the chances that two people brought a bomb are effectively zero.”





































































