Some people just have a word that comes to them naturally.

#1

"Oh, for f*ck's sake!"

More and more of late.

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Carol Emory
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10 months ago

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#2

"You uneducated potato!" someone please tell me which BP this was on i have a terrible memory lol 😂

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Adam C
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10 months ago

something about anti-waxxer

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#3

"Same difference" . . . I don't even remember where I heard it but now it's part of my daily vocabulary 🤣

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Devil's Advocate
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10 months ago

This phrase really grates on me

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#4

Recently I've been saying "oof" and "yikes" a lot.

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Caro Caro
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10 months ago

Love "yikes"

#5

"Well, f*****k me gently with a chainsaw."
It's from Heathers.

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Die Königin Nilpferd
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10 months ago

Heathers is iconic

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#6

I once wanted to say "cool beans" and "sweet" at the same time, so I split the difference and said "sweet beans". I don't know why, but I keep doing it on purpose now...

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Teresa Lewis
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10 months ago

Love it!

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#7

jiminy christmas

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Ashe
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10 months ago

Yo same

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#8

"I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream"
why do I say that
or "sup bitches"

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Bacony Cakes
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10 months ago

Do you, perchance, love berries and cream?

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#9

i’m a teacher so i can’t swear at work, so i’ve replaced every swear word with “cinnamon bits!”

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Sky Render
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10 months ago

I remember, when we were kids, that my younger brother came up with some amusing G-rated swears. The best ones were "Sorghum flatter-batter!" and "Pillsbury breadbox!"

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#10

Really ?

To my daughter that wanks to stick a fork in a power socket
To the client who doesn't think basic IT security is important in 2021
To the half-wits protesting about getting vaccinated
To the corrupt Australian federal government ministers taking million dollar personal donations and thinking its ok.

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Tee Witt
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10 months ago

Why is every government corrupt in some way? It happens in every single one to differing levels, but let you try and pay less tax, !!!

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#11

Mine is saying „hee haw“ ALL the time

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Pearl
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10 months ago

Now this..is weird. I like it!

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#12

I have been saying “oh god” a lot lately

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ben woskje
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10 months ago

context please? "oh god" as in WTF are these morons thinking/doing? or "oh god" as in good sex ?

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#13

suuuuuure

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Ansley Byrd
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10 months ago

i do this to haha but I tend to pronounce it like "SHORRRRE" when someone says something strange, like someone barking at me in the hallways.

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#14

I mumble FFS (for f%^+ sake) under my breath at least 20 times a day.

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#15

To the cats - “Will you please finish your food”. “Look at all this wasted food”. “Can you try and keep the food in the bowls please instead of spilling it on the floor”.

All three will be inscribed on my gravestone!

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Ansley Byrd
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10 months ago

my cats always drag the gravity water dropper away from the wall into the middle of the flroor

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#16

Your mom jokes lmao

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Die Königin Nilpferd
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10 months ago

Same! Literally my friends and I allllll the time

#17

lolllssss and neener

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Night Owl
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10 months ago

How old are you?

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#18

I don’t know why, but I CANNOT stop making Dad Jokes. My Kids and husband could say anything and all that comes out of my mouth is randomly stupid jokes.
It’s like every time I open my mouth my Dad comes out.

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Pumpkin Spice
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10 months ago

"Hi concerned about your tendency to make Dad Jokes, I'm Mom!"

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#19

I'm fine.

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Devil's Advocate
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10 months ago

Aww

#20

Goodness gracious great balls of fire

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Tee Witt
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10 months ago

Gosh, this is an old one

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#21

Fan f*****g tastic!

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#22

Y'all

Calm yo' self

If ya say so bud.

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thatmagicgaychick
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10 months ago

i say all of these

#23

Only when I'm hanging around a certain group of friends I say "yo I wanna f**k the brown M&M/a Samsung smart fridge." TO GIVE SOME CONTEXT!! there is a streamer we all watch who said this once as a joke and now I just use it to tease my friends. Points if you know which streamer I'm talking about lol

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your socially awkward cousin
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10 months ago

WILBUR SOOT MY BELOVED AND HIS CANONICAL MOTHER THE SAMSUNG SMART FRIDGE

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#24

“That’s all I did at my last job.” Usually follows someone’s pointing out a personal faux pas of mine. Then I say: “They paid me very well with benefits!”

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#25

eh Love

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#26

Every single curse/swear word

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turtledove
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10 months ago

mmmmm i can relate

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#27

no s**t sherlock
ALL the time whenever someone says something lol

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your socially awkward cousin
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10 months ago

its a shame that "no s**t sherlock" didn't make it into a marvel movie, considering both sherlocks and watsons were there

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#28

I wouldn’t be surprised if we never saw Denise Richards again.

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#29

Jesus, Mary, Joseph and 18 camels. JMJ for short.

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#30

If I stub my toe or hurt myself in anyway at all it’s normally, son of a biscuit when my kids are around. Son of a bitch when I’m by myself, or the f word. I say the f word a lot. I really, really try not to cuss. It just comes out.

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#31

"For f**k's sake Phelix stop taking my pictures!!"

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#32

I've been saying:

"I need oreos!"
"YEET!"
"I'm hungry."

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WildBerry
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10 months ago

Have you seen the Pokemon Oreos yet????

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#33

Me:shut the frick up
My sister:STUD

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WildBerry
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10 months ago

Your sister calling you a stud is mighty creepy.

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#34

I have a stim where I repeat “I am not a vet” for like half an hour Idk why I have nothing to do with vets or want to be one its just so random

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#35

Bugger nuts? It just slides of your tongue 😂

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TryppTrapp
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10 months ago

Especially in a Scottish accent,

#36

Ruuuude

For some reason, it's the only comeback I can think of now...

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littlesaresare
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10 months ago

I often say that when something inconvenient but totally reasonable happens. eg. "I got a power bill. Rude."

#37

Jeez louise

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#38

Well h3ll

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#39

"Just like a mighty herd of Turtles" My grandfather used to say it all the time. IDK why.

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#40

Not Trump again!

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Bacony Cakes
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10 months ago

Trump is just Hitler in a Woodrow Wilson costume.

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#41

"Couldn't care less."

To everything. specifically whenever my little brother starts talking

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WildBerry
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10 months ago

Don't be mean to your little brother. That's not nice.

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#42

Off Like a dirty shirt

Off like a herd of turtles

You ready, Steady?

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#43

More of an action



*insert gay flip*

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your socially awkward cousin
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10 months ago

*insert pan finger guns*

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#44

E

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Tee Witt
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10 months ago

My Grandma used to say that

#45

"You have no idea what...[INSERT WHATEVER THE OTHER PERSON HAS NO IDEA ABOUT]

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Die Königin Nilpferd
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10 months ago

Same lol I say you have no idea what this is like

#46

Well fancy that.

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Tee Witt
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10 months ago

Another Grandma sayings

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#47

Tingle fingers... do you need to ask?

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Bacony Cakes
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10 months ago

I do need to ask.

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#48

"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"

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#49

I'm in 10th grade and I have the vocabulary of a 3rd-grade teacher. I use phrases like "smarticle-particle" quite frequently and things along that line.

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#50

Groovy

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Tee Witt
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10 months ago

60's word is it?

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#51

Sweet cheese and rice

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Foodie panda
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10 months ago

😂😂😂😂

#52

“Good heavens!” “Goodness gracious!” “Oh my goodness…” For reference, I’m 42 and have said these phrases since I was a little tyke.

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#53

I’ve been saying this is a disaster but I pronounce it dis-a-stuh instead and no clue why lmao

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#54

My answer to anything (and everything) is “cool”

“I slept late today” “cool”
“I murdered someone” “cool”

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Francis
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10 months ago

mood!

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#55

An Irish "Jasus", an English "Bloody 'ell", a Hispanic "Jesús Christo", and my personal favorite, the half swears you have to do in offices, planes, public places in general, " Son of a... seabiscuit, Fu..dge"

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Tee Witt
Community Member
10 months ago

Why do non English everyone cut English words?

#56

From my time in the deep South: "If it don't come out in the wash, it will come out in the rinse."

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Tuna Fish
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10 months ago

It'll all come out in the wash. if it don't than you aint got a dog in that fight.

#57

Crap on a cracker! Even got my mom saying it.

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Francis
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10 months ago

i might steal this one :D

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#58

SINCE UH ☝ WHEN

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your socially awkward cousin
Community Member
10 months ago

*clutches left boob while laughing uncontrollably*

#59

“What doin?” Ever since I saw a bird on Tik-Tok, I’m constantly saying it. It’s not grammatically correct so it drives people crazy but I just can’t stop!!!

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#60

Doodle Bug. I call everyone from my cats to my boss Doodle Bug.

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#61

Busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest!

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Tee Witt
Community Member
10 months ago

Ahahahahah!

#62

For sure, dirty.

I've been saying it for years because this guy in High School said it all the time and it just kinda stuck?

Said it to my boss the other day, thought about it for a sec, and finally looked up what it meant. Apologized shortly after. He thought it was funny.

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#63

"with that said..."

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#64

Blah, blah, blah… “like a fish!”
You’ll either know the film reference. Or you won’t. But everything in my world is, “like a fish”.

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#65

the amount of times i say "pog", "mate", and "man" is insane

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Scarlet Blackfox
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10 months ago

can someone explain the origin of pog?

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#66

~Yee yee bois 🤠🐴~

Lately because of a classmate.

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#67

"epic". idk why I can't stop I just constantly say epic

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#68

Been saying "Mother of god" lately because of this one emote named "motherofgod:, in which the emote looks cool.

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#69

um... what the freak,shut up, get lost, damnit, freaking lord


and a few more...

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#70

Fudge
Mother of satan
What the fudge
SCREEEEEE
DO YALL EVER GET QUIET????
BROWN MNM

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your socially awkward cousin
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10 months ago

"BROWN M&M" POGGERS MATE PLEASE TELL ME YOU ARE A FELLOW WILBUR SOOT ENJOYER

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#71

For the Aussies out there - "No Worries"

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#72

"Greetings!"
"Ayo"
"'Sup?"
"Dope"
"Wack"
"Sick"
"Sweet"
"Fack"
"What fresh hell is this?"
"What in gay hell?"
"What the curse-ed f*ck?"
"Wazzat?" (In place of 'What's that?')
"Be gay do crime"
"My dude"
"My boi"
"My man"
"I just don't vibe with it"
"This is taking eons"
"It'll take a dragon's age" (meaning it will take a long time)
"Hey you forgot your flashlight" (said aggressively when entering a room/voicecall to greet certain friends)
"Operator sickness" or "links disease" (in response to anyone coughing)
"(Insert beverage), what are you, forty?" (Usually in response to someone saying they like black coffee)

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Derek Watkins
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10 months ago

I like to combine sup and ayo. Ayup, fella!

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#73

I tend to say "kiddo" a lot as an endearing term but also "uh oh spaghetti-o" which people find weird and funny lol

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#74

"I'll add it to my list"

My list of stuff to do is getting rather long :)

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Francis
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10 months ago

i sometimes say that in a sarcastic way :D

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#75

Apparently it's "Zack", my 1,5y old repeats it every time I say it. I really have to stop, it's getting out of hand

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#76

“Oh for Pete’s sake!” Who is this Pete guy anyway?

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WildBerry
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10 months ago

It's in place of saying "for God's sake" or 'for Christ's sake", which would be blasphemous and then evolved to 'for pity's sake' and then to 'for pete's sake'.

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#77

'Like.'

It means a lot of things and can be a whole sentence depending on the intonation. I'm trying to stop using it though.

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#78

A masterpiece of meticulous exactitude

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#79

“We’re not here to f**k spiders!”

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ThoughtsAreNotFacts
Community Member
10 months ago

Lmao what? Is there specific context or is this just your go to? Totally made me laugh either way!

#80

I am originally from Michigan and these are the things I blame it for.

"Yeah no" - I disagree or I agree but its a negative thing

"No yeah" - I agree.

The 5 tenses of "You guys" (ie. "You guys" "Yours guys" "You guyses" "Your guys" and the ever popular "Yours guyses") None of these are pronounced like one is Tony Soprano.

The Michigan "ope" - A standard issue apology, generally whispered under the breath when one gets to close to anything living or otherwise.

I personally find "no yeah" and "yeah no' to be the worst of the lot, and by far and away the most used.

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#81

"Let it die."

Not literally...obviously.

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#82

"Char!"

It's just an expression. Lol!

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littlesaresare
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10 months ago

Mander

#83

-variations on f*ck, mainly f*ck me (in my head)
-ehhh... is it though?
-oof
-freakin' hell
-Jesus Christ (i'm agnostic)

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#84

Nice

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#85

Any quote from a Marvel movie or the Marvel cast.

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#86

Hello, Bees!

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#87

Question!
Usually preceding a question, but sometimes a statement :)
Got it from Dwight on The Office

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#88

Omg
Oh my god
Oh my gosh
(To my parents) hello mother / father

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turtledove
Community Member
10 months ago

yeshhs me to

#89

2 words:
"SWEET" and " WHACK"

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#90

oof idk why also spawn and /sarcastically/ of course

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#91

*observes something agreeable and/or callipygian*

That's pretty Art Deco.

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#92

“Garbage people” are just “trash”

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#93

'Oh Misery!'

But i'm dutch, so then it's; 'oh ellende!' and it just fits in so, so many ways.

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#94

"What the actual falafel is this"

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#95

No s**t Peter Parker your spider senses are or king!

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Community Member
10 months ago

It’s supposed to say working sorry typo

#96

snowflake

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#97

"Cool beans" I picked it up from a Tumblr post about slang used in past decades, started using it ironically, and now I say it way too much.

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Tuna Fish
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10 months ago

BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN? I say it all the time. Now ya'll got me wondering what the f&^% it means.

#98

Ever since Brooklyne99 I keep saying "Noice and toit!"

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#99

FFS and Cool bananas

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#100

Fudge.
Put that down and eat your dinner
More recently “Why don’t you watch a different episode of Hey Duggie, one you haven’t seen before.“

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#101

KRIKEY!

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Tee Witt
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10 months ago

Long time since I heard that word

#102

gotcha...even if I don't "gotcha", I still say gotcha

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#103

potatoes i don't know i just can't stop saying it....

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#104

You’re killing me, Smalls.

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#105

Couldn't be happier if I was twins.

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#106

Christ on a stick!

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#107

"like" has finally left this building. Listen to how often even a news report will repeat it.

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Community Member
10 months ago

Would love to know HOW to edit a comment *shrug*

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#108

ghetto-tastic. one day i tried to say fantasticly ghetto and out it popped.

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#109

my other fave - son of a biscuit eater

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#110

With my UK friends
"Listen here yah c***ts"
We do this every time we play together

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Tee Witt
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10 months ago

Goodness knows who your UK friends are, sounds more like Australian

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#111

"It's okay"
or
"It's going to be okay"

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#112

Fair point.my sister and I live on a road,it’s called Fairview,she hates me so when I say Fair Point she says “you mean Fairview”

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#113

when someone asks me for a favor i ALWAYS say "depends on the favor" my bf hates it xD
i also make an awful lot of "your momma" jokes
"MOOD"
and i recently started to use "jeeezus" a lot.. i don't know why :D

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#114

Shut the f**k up stop spamming you son of a bitch.

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#115

Holy D*ck, Swaggalicious, and what the Sh*t.

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#116

awesome sauce and dammit cheese and crackers!!!

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#117

I sometimes just go "s**t"

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#118

Bugger it all

Oh, f*ck me in the ar*e

Whatever

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#119

"100 percent". Not sure where I picked it up but currently trying to shake it.

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#120

Calm yourself!

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#121

You need edumacated🤦🏻‍♀️

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#122

That makes sense.

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#123

You better check yourself.

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Tuna Fish
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10 months ago

I like "treat yo self"

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#124

"Sana all."

Filipino slang used when we're jealous of other people's good luck.

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#125

IT IS WHAT IT IS

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#126

i saw this in a movie awhiel ago and ever since then my favorite insult has been "Camel C*ck"

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#127

I have a few

- "Oh for crying out loud."
- "Oh for God's sake"
- "Dang"
- "Seriously?"

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Tee Witt
Community Member
10 months ago

I use all them except Dang

#128

I’ll be the judge of that.

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#129

My hands are wet because I just washed them. No other reason. (points if you get the reference)

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#130

I’ll just say “Barnacles” as another word for crap, etc.

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#131

So at some point in time I started saying "So" at the beginning of a comment. I'm aware of it and it drives me nuts. No reason for it at all. So, I am working on it. F*ck! (also I am saying that a lot more)

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Tee Witt
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10 months ago

So sorry to hear this

#132

F*cking hell!!! When I drop something, or make a mistake, or find the science too loud. Yea.

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#133

'Skoden'. (Let's go, then,)
Thanks, Reservation Dogs.

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#134

"Are they trying to kill us all?" I used to just yell it at the TV but I caught myself muttering it under my breath when I saw how much they wanted for a lamp I was looking at.

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#135

"crimony antlers" spoken by my friend's very conservative mother on verge of aneurism

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Community Member
10 months ago

Not an actual aneurism: that was her version of the worst curse possible...this was over 25yrs ago: I use it to this day.

#136

" Jesus Christ, Superstar, Mary Chain and All Saints!" as an expression of surprise

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Amber Smith
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10 months ago

That is similar to mine. I say, "Jesus, Mary, Joseph and 18 camels". Don't ask. Ha

#137

"...so, be it". Used for many years and being known for using this phrase

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#138

sorry

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Tee Witt
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10 months ago

I used to say that far too often, I learnt better though

#139

Exclaimation

Sweet and sour baby Jesus.

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#140

I have said gosh darn your life, mother funyuns, and weirdchamp wayyy to much recently

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#141

AINT I THE CATS PAJAMAS?!?

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#142

“No sh*t Sherlock!” and “Okie-Dokie Captain Obvious.”

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#143

Y'all
Just- it slid into my vocabulary at school one day and bam.

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#144

“It is what it is.” My co-workers always nod and agree, because it’s easier to say than flipping s**t. We work in a restaurant. Better to have that attitude than going ballistic, imho.

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#145

“That’s Showbiz!” I work as a background actor and I never know when I’m gonna work till the night before. Usually work 12-16 hour days starting real early. Whenever I’m on my way to the studio at like 4 am and I’m messaging my friends out of boredom and they reply I’m just; “That’s Showbiz, baby!”

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#146

sacré bleu, picked it up from beauty and the beast.

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#147

At the end of the day….

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#148

At the end of the day…

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#149

Not my phrase but a phrase my GF says way too often, and it gets under my skin. At the end of so many sentences she'll say "you know what I mean?"

We should go and walk the dog now so we can go and watch a movie later whilst she's chill... you know what I mean?

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#150

Indubitably

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#151

Oh Sh*t! And "christopher columbus"


My daily words 😂

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#152

never gonna give you up

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Davis the Un-Greatest
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9 months ago

Never gonna let you down

#153

calm your knickers.....to the wife.

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Robyn
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10 months ago

U r scottish.... ME "

#154

Though.

At this point I don't even know what it means anymore.

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#155

You need edumacated🤦🏻‍♀️

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#156

I'm tired *sigh

cause I am. I am always tired. *sigh

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#157

No worries.
That’s what she said!

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#158

"Bite Me!"

You'd think I learn not to say it after a friend bit me...LOL Nope still say it...LOL

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#159

I have said “yabba dabba doo” for most of my adult life. Not in a happy excited way, but kind of deadpan. Like if I just finished washing dishes, and Love of my Life puts a coffee cup and spoon in the sink while I’m still standing there drying my hands. Yabba dabba doo.

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#160

i’m about to hit, spit, spackle the f*** out of somebody. as well as “ah yes, bisois man” and “just killed a woman feeling good”

props if you can tell what this is from

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#161

YEAH BABY! I say it out of impulse when excited.

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#162

right now?
"I can be brown, I can be blue, I can be violet sky. I can be hurfull, I can be purple, I can be anything you want..."
suffer with me now

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#163

"How can anybody still support that senile creepy old pedophile Joe Biden?"

I say it often

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#164

Any sarcastic reply or something that has dumbass

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