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Learned comic timing from Rocket Raccoon but Tian Tian hates my jokes. Applying to be on the Masked Singer but I still need voice lessons.

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Two_rolling_black_eyes • upvoted an item 1 day ago

30 Pics “For Those In Life Who End Up Paying More Because Of Their Own Idiocy” (New Pics)

Hmm this one is made more confusing because the 18 pack is equivalent to 72 regular rolls while the 12 pack is equivalent to 26 rolls. So doubling that only gets you 52 rolls worth. The 18 pack is effectively 5.27 regular rolls per $, buying two 12 packs is effectively 5 regular rolls per $. So the 18 pack is still better value for money.

Two_rolling_black_eyes • commented on a post 1 day ago

Someone Asked “Lines In Movies That Make You Cringe?” And Got 30 Answers From Movie Fans

I came to this gallery solely to either up vote or add this line. In a movie riddled with horrible dialogue, it still sticks iny head because it was so bad.

Two_rolling_black_eyes • upvoted an item 3 days ago

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Star quarterback got in a fight with the quiet kid, lost. Quiet kid shattered QB's throwing shoulder.

Two_rolling_black_eyes • upvoted an item 4 days ago

Teen Made To Regret His Words After Mom Does Exactly As He Wished, MIL Steps In To Raise Hell

That's what I think. It would be abuse if she said, "You can't eat any of the food because your mother bought it." or, "You have to sleep outside because your mother pays the rent on this house." All she did was make him do s**t for himself. This was an absolute homerun in parenting 101.

Two_rolling_black_eyes • commented on 2 posts 5 days ago

The Beauty Of Canada’s Ice-Hut Communities In 30 Photographs By Richard Johnson

There are two type of people who like to fish. Those who like to catch fish and those that like to tell fishing stories. Looking at these huts, its pretty obvious where each owner falls. A hut that sits 5 people and has snow packed around it so it can't move all winter is about socializing with the buds. The homemade hut that looks like an outhouse is for the guy who moves it often so he can find the best spot to catch the big ones. Less weight for thinner ice.

50 Funny And Relatable Video Game Memes, As Shared On This Instagram Page

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Two_rolling_black_eyes • upvoted an item 6 days ago

The Beauty Of Canada’s Ice-Hut Communities In 30 Photographs By Richard Johnson

Love the concept & creativity! THIS is why I'm still on BP. F***k all these 'Bridzillas' and ''Influencers' trivia!

Two_rolling_black_eyes • commented on a post 6 days ago

50 Times People Tried To Renovate Their Home And Really Outdid Themselves

I like the before more because the wood isn't painted over. Open the blinds, get some plants and don't paint that bookshelf.

Two_rolling_black_eyes • commented on a post 1 week ago

“Wish I Was Kidding”: 50 Hilariously Unfortunate Names That Were Actually Given To Babies

George. The boxer George Foreman named all 5 of his sons (George Edward Foreman Jr, III, IV, V, VI)) and one of his seven daughters (Georgetta Edwina Foreman) after himself. I think George is fine for any other family but there's no way you grow up normal with 6 other people in your home with the exact same name.

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"I hate sand. It's rough, and coarse, and irritating, and it gets *eeeeverywhere*.".

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Servers Roll Eyes At Woman’s Simple Requests, They Soon Regret It, As She’s A Mystery Shopper

My thoughts are that this woman should not be a mystery shopper---Mystery shopping contracts, that are signed by the person mystery shopping, state that the shopper is not allowed to discuss their experience with anyone except the consulting firm that hired her. I am not saying people should not be allowed to share their experiences; just not when they have been working as a mystery shopper.

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33 Facts That Might Teach Quite A Lot Of People Something New

Upvote for the good humour xD

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Two_rolling_black_eyes • commented on 20 posts 1 week ago

28 Things Adults Take Way Too Seriously And Look Pretty Ridiculous When Doing So

The line between what we think is magic and science is blurred when you get into the details. The Chinese have a satellite that transmits messages using quantum entanglement. If you look how it works, its almost identical to a D&D sending stone. If there is a god, isn't physics a lot easier way to run a universe instead of manually restarting it every second? “Just because you can explain it doesn't mean it's not still a miracle.” - Terry Pratchett (atheist and humanist).

28 Things Adults Take Way Too Seriously And Look Pretty Ridiculous When Doing So

I see it as a cry for help. They feel insignificant and the world refuses to even acknowledge them in their daily life. You work everyday in retail where you have to wear a name tag because your boss can't take the time to learn your name. The noise forces others to actually look at you and your existence changes the world.

28 Things Adults Take Way Too Seriously And Look Pretty Ridiculous When Doing So

They aren't and I've met people who believe it who are in places of power where it could be harmful. I worked with an IT guy who worked for a month for an airline on their fuel planning. NYC and Beijing are the same latitude. You need a lot more gas if you can't go over the Arctic circle because the earth is flat.

This Artist's 30 Hilarious Animal Comics Tackle Real-Life Struggles

Stolen from Colin Mochrie but I have to share it every time I see Smokey the Bear. Hugh Grant has sued a group of Buddhist monks who are stealing roses from his garden and selling them at the local Metro subway station. Local police have reported that only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Servers Roll Eyes At Woman’s Simple Requests, They Soon Regret It, As She’s A Mystery Shopper

This person is a bully with a power complex who should not be a mystery shopper. You sign a NDA when you become a mystery shopper because that's what keeps the mystery in mystery shopper. How does the restaurant treat a normal person they don't know is special? You aren't supposed to attempt to sabotage the restaurant out of revenge. Instead you are supposed to tell the company what went wrong so they can fix it. In a she said/she said situation, the company will almost always believe the mystery shopper over the shop so your words will have impact. People get fired and lose bonuses if its bad enough. You aren't supposed to badmouth the company publicly. You hire mystery shoppers so nightmares like this don't hurt your brand.

Nerdy Couple Wants A Fantasy Wedding, Guests Say They're Uncomfortable With The Theme

BP - Good job choosing an AITA story! By the poll, there are 3 legitimate groups all over 20%. Its nice to see one of these where there's genuine discussion and different views so we can all grow by seeing how others see the world.

50 Funny ’80s Memes That Gen Xers And Millennials Might Understand Too Well

If you remember, the stands were empty because parents were too busy to attend their kid's games. We were used to playing games with whoever showed up. No one there to complain and we didn't care if you were furry.

50 Funny ’80s Memes That Gen Xers And Millennials Might Understand Too Well

I grew up in a city. I had guys jn vans ask me to help find their dog. I had homeless people chase me. I saw people get mugged. I was still left on my own the age of 9 babysitting my 4 year old brother and wandering around the neighborhood.

New Manager Enforces Ridiculous Dress Code, Is Shocked When Employee Decides To Quit

If you work in a call center where management gets bonuses for people not quitting, you work for a company whose business plan is to take advantage of their employees. They are purposely walking the line to see the minimum they can do so you don't leave. Pay as little as possible, staff so you are just at the edge of burnout, and have goals that are almost reachable but they don't have to pay when you fail.

In A World Of Unethical Mass Production, We Rebel By Hand-Embroidering Clothes (16 Pics)

I really like your designs and shared your post with my SO. She likes it too. 1 minor suggestion. The boy tears seems incongruous with the rest. It feels like its bragging about causing harm while the rest feel like they are legitimate reactions to the world.

Woman Loses It Realizing Friend Had Invited Everyone But Her To Wedding, Leaves Group Chat

They aren't your friends. They tolerate you. Friends would have stood up for you when you were excluded. Find some friends.

“Dinner Got Pretty Quiet”: Dad Keeps Doubting Biologist Daughter, She Tells Him She Knows Better

Another preaching to the choir AITA choice by BP. 1% in the poll said the daughter was out of line. Please BP, if you insist on re-posting AITA stories, choose ones where its closer to 50-50 so there's a real discussion instead of 99% agreeing with each other.

Dad Grounds Daughter For 2 Years After She Ruins His Engagement, Gets A Reality Check

Another AITA post where is its obviously one sided. 9% in the poll agreed with the dad. Please BP, if you are going to choose these stories, find ones where there is some room for genuine discussion and nuance instead of people just preaching to the choir.

33 Facts That Might Teach Quite A Lot Of People Something New

Read your terms of service for Apple iCloud. "You grant Apple a worldwide, royalty-free, non-exclusive license to use, distribute, reproduce, modify, adapt, publish, translate, publicly perform and publicly display such Content on the Service solely for the purpose for which such Content was submitted or made available, without any compensation or obligation to you."

33 Facts That Might Teach Quite A Lot Of People Something New

How is that even possible? Punting involves throwing it into the air then kicking it with the top of your foot vertically. The only scenario where I see it would be possible is the back of a military transport with a liftgate in the rear. They normally don't transport cats.

33 Facts That Might Teach Quite A Lot Of People Something New

3.5 µg/dL of ingested lead will kill but so will a 7.1 gram 9mm lead bullet.

33 Facts That Might Teach Quite A Lot Of People Something New

I assume its [crime] because the word used to describe the forceful enforcement of affection would get blocked by filters. Predators and roofies exist at sea too.

33 Facts That Might Teach Quite A Lot Of People Something New

The two biggest reasons are 1)most of the Amazon basin doesn't have roads to connect that would need a bridge and 2)the river's width varies greatly from season to season. It can go from 4-5km at its widest to 50km in weeks during the wet season. The Amazon delta where it dumps into the ocean is 320km wide and a 100 km deep and it constantly changes.

33 Facts That Might Teach Quite A Lot Of People Something New

Those tributaries count as part of the 4000 mile length so you correct in the right/wrong analysis.

33 Facts That Might Teach Quite A Lot Of People Something New

I'm so tired of seeing this. It is not true. TL:DR - bad science based on filming 32 animals where the actual number is 0 seconds to 48 seconds. One study (Yang, et al 2014) looked at 32 animals at a zoo and discovered they pissed 21 seconds +/- 13 seconds. One standard deviation means that 67% (21 of 32) pissed between 8 and 35 seconds. 95% pissed between 0 and 48 seconds. You wonder how 0 is possible. The study includes a graph showing it takes a rat .16 seconds.

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Two_rolling_black_eyes • commented on a post 1 day ago

Someone Asked “Lines In Movies That Make You Cringe?” And Got 30 Answers From Movie Fans

I came to this gallery solely to either up vote or add this line. In a movie riddled with horrible dialogue, it still sticks iny head because it was so bad.

Two_rolling_black_eyes • commented on 2 posts 5 days ago

The Beauty Of Canada’s Ice-Hut Communities In 30 Photographs By Richard Johnson

50 Funny And Relatable Video Game Memes, As Shared On This Instagram Page

XboxSTOne

Two_rolling_black_eyes • commented on a post 6 days ago

50 Times People Tried To Renovate Their Home And Really Outdid Themselves

I like the before more because the wood isn't painted over. Open the blinds, get some plants and don't paint that bookshelf.

Two_rolling_black_eyes • commented on a post 1 week ago

“Wish I Was Kidding”: 50 Hilariously Unfortunate Names That Were Actually Given To Babies

Two_rolling_black_eyes • commented on 15 posts 1 week ago

28 Things Adults Take Way Too Seriously And Look Pretty Ridiculous When Doing So

This Artist's 30 Hilarious Animal Comics Tackle Real-Life Struggles

Servers Roll Eyes At Woman’s Simple Requests, They Soon Regret It, As She’s A Mystery Shopper

Nerdy Couple Wants A Fantasy Wedding, Guests Say They're Uncomfortable With The Theme

50 Funny ’80s Memes That Gen Xers And Millennials Might Understand Too Well

New Manager Enforces Ridiculous Dress Code, Is Shocked When Employee Decides To Quit

In A World Of Unethical Mass Production, We Rebel By Hand-Embroidering Clothes (16 Pics)

Woman Loses It Realizing Friend Had Invited Everyone But Her To Wedding, Leaves Group Chat

They aren't your friends. They tolerate you. Friends would have stood up for you when you were excluded. Find some friends.

“Dinner Got Pretty Quiet”: Dad Keeps Doubting Biologist Daughter, She Tells Him She Knows Better

Dad Grounds Daughter For 2 Years After She Ruins His Engagement, Gets A Reality Check

33 Facts That Might Teach Quite A Lot Of People Something New

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30 Pics “For Those In Life Who End Up Paying More Because Of Their Own Idiocy” (New Pics)

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"I hate sand. It's rough, and coarse, and irritating, and it gets *eeeeverywhere*.".

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Star quarterback got in a fight with the quiet kid, lost. Quiet kid shattered QB's throwing shoulder.

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The Beauty Of Canada’s Ice-Hut Communities In 30 Photographs By Richard Johnson

Love the playfulness! More like this, Bored Panda!

The Beauty Of Canada’s Ice-Hut Communities In 30 Photographs By Richard Johnson

Love the concept & creativity! THIS is why I'm still on BP. F***k all these 'Bridzillas' and ''Influencers' trivia!

The Beauty Of Canada’s Ice-Hut Communities In 30 Photographs By Richard Johnson

Ummmm...yeah...that ice is quite melting!

The Beauty Of Canada’s Ice-Hut Communities In 30 Photographs By Richard Johnson

Eesh. That ice is looking pretty slushy.

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