These 50 Funny Posts Accurately Voice The Thoughts And Feelings Of All Women

Beautiful 😊

Ben is a great guy!

Oh, yes I do. 'Close your mouth and give your arsé a chance' is my go-to.

Copy/paste

Upvote for the Tom Stoppard reference in the user name...

I figured Walmart would be in one of these posts.

This is a huge problem with me.

Alvin has excellent taste in chocolate

Great answer!

Every time I watch Cash Cab (the local version), I wonder what'd happen if someone absolutely HAMMERED got in. Would they still play? 😅

Get cremation. You can then be carted out in a paper bag

You can only pick one?

Being patient on their bad days is the east part. It's being patient on my bad days where I really put in the effort.

Tucci gang Tucci gang Tucci gang. Thirty-two years in the biz. I'm a big fan of his. He got my respect for his range. He should have been Doctor Strange. The Devil Wears Prada was sick. If you don't like Stan, you're a d**k. He adds value to your flick. (Look up the SNL skit/song.)

Add a drink and HGTV, Food Network, or some dystopian movie or show. And two cats.

We can talk about it but just not with them...

That's adorable

I agree. I make my own money. I'm looking for what I can't buy.

This happened..........

High level manipulation, and very cool! Next try replacing coffee with caffeine-free coffee....

All you downvoters on FreeTheUnicorn, do you know that the comment he posted is ABSOLUTELY CORRECT!?!?

Don't know how to tell your boss you value habitually coming in late to work because you just HAD to have an iced coffee? Simple. Just keep doing it. You should get two or three more goes at it. Then you'll be asking yourself why coffee value was more important than paycheck value.

Everybody loves potatoes.

There are more picture if you go the Instagram link. It makes more sense there.

My GF asked me that on a text when we first started dating. I wrote back "a lacy pink slip". We hadn't been dating long enough for her to know for sure I wasn't being serious.

You just can't say "buy me some tampons, please", you must be specific as to what kind you want. If you aren't specific, don't get all flustered if he doesn't buy the kind you want. Age old dilemna - communication. They can't read your mind.

"It'd be such a shame if someone were to try to make biscuits with some slightly sharp nails directly on said booob."

🤣🤣🤣

He's a keeper! 😂

62 and 6'2" and I'm still "my little baby brother"

Also, their definition of ugly/pretty is very often not something you'd expect

Sort of... Foreplay for pulling a sickie!

Ah she forgot legally blonde

My last BF's father told me he was uncomfortable with us living together while unmarried. I replied, "My dude, you're on your third marriage, and married to the sister of your second wife. You should probably be less judgmental."

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@UKGrandad Everyone’s weight can fluctuate, and women’s weight will for various reasons far beyond our control. She’s not necessarily eating any more than usual, it’s her body doing it in reaction to or preparation for a physical change or reaction. Even the jeans with a little Lycra on the denim can be temporarily tight during those times. When I accidentally eat something I don’t know has gluten in it, I bloat like crazy until the gluten is out of my system and I’m back to normal. Even before the gluten stuff, before menopause I would gain anywhere from 3 to 5 lbs of water weight right before my period. I am not a glutton gaining weight because I’m stuffing myself and not exercising, I am experiencing physical changes I often have no control over, no matter how careful I am about eating and exercising.

That only works if they put the seat back so the taller one doesn't have to squeeze into the drivers seat like a pretzel

And that's o.k. I hope you can make it up to your cat.

Don't do it.

Emotions are ALWAYS real and valid. They may not be rational. They may be exacerbated by hormones. But they're ALWAYS real and valid.

At least the couch is the right length.

As for me, I always believe everything i see in the tabloids, yup yup yup.

Someone send this to Chuck Tingle - he'll know what to do.

Yes...this happened with one of my friends...from shoes to jewellery...

A person with brown eyes said this

I feel this one

If dogs could text. Not cats, though...cats never ask for permission.

Lol

I don't get why the OP thinks this is funny. Maybe it's technically his car. Maybe driving makes her anxious. Maybe he gets car sick if he's not driving. There's any number of reasons he's driving beyond what I assume she thinks is sexism.

I'm needy in that I must info dump about my latest hyperfixation. Come on sweetie, I'm gonna learn you about the Napoleonic Wars today.

Yeah, 98% of Pokémon is about Pikachu! It's time we give the other monsters some love

I'll be weak, and pain free. I'm not playing Macho Man at that time of the month.

hahahaha

Yep. Don't give your time and attention to a merely fickle stalker.

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For decades, I said I'd take all my vices back once I retired, but I didn't. I lost interest in them instead.

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Santa delivers the current year's rewards overnight on Xmas eve. Starts a new Naughty/Nice list on NYD. For the week between, he's off duty. Go nuts!

Many of us do dear, but let's talk about your hair.

Of course we do. Why do you think it's always there? 🤷‍♀️

Vibes of Mr Belvedere

How nice for you.

When I was pregnant with with my oldest, I would crave eggs. Then, when they were ready to eat, my stomach would go "NOPE!" and I'd get nauseous. Hormones are weird.

Well, I'm Boobrgoobt then...

Approximately nothing is true of every girl, or every member of any group you can name.

Hahaha. I remember sending this meme to my friends about a decade ago. Still hilarious