30 Funny And Relatable Posts And Memes About Navigating The World As A Woman

Always the way. Road to hell is paved with good intentions.

Nope

He's a Keeper

Nothing like a little retail therapy to drain the bank account.

Ain’t that the truth 😟 Same situation in Australia

Lovers, friends, family, workplaces....everything falls into this.

BOOP!

And fifties.

Upvote for cutest kitty

Me: I could but I don't wanna

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If you ever use this phrase then you are indeed "girly" and not a woman. And not someone that most of us would want to be around.

Did she seriously grub-hub McDonalds? That's basically paying somebody else to go bring you back some disappointment

Still save some of them, because you are more beautiful today than you will be a year from now, and you will look back and realise you didnt look to bad after all. You will cherish those pictures when you are old

Me: yay, anxiously scrolling BP because I can't believe I don't have a ton to do

Jesus suits blue, he should wear it more

Accurate

I envy your superpower. It takes me almost an hour to get ready

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How is this "girly"?

I don't really get this one. When I am upset I will tell you I am upset and why. Otherwise, how can I expect things to get resolved?

It has been edited to 'hell' when the original probably said fùck

According to my mom, its always your own fault, for walking, with shoes, in that fashion.

Electronish

I've done enough socializing and interacting with clients my whole career. Now I just prefer to be alone. Ain't nothing left in the bucket, except kicking it!

Still my favorite Trunchbull. Emma Thompson wasn't menacing enough.

Anyone else smash their nose on the screen trying to read the stuff on the left?

Brilliant

true for all us introverts, am I right ladies!

At least I'm properly fed and watered before going out on 3h of sleep. Does it help? Afraid not...

In my mind, taking out one bag of trash allows me to take a break and rest until the next bag is ready to go.

"sir, why is the touch screen so furry?" "would you like to return it and get a new one?'' "sure-*realizes what it is* no thanks, but do you have any hamster cages on sale?" "..." "NVM bye *goes to a pet supply store"

I've done that before. It's like, WTF?

Uck. "Do I always look like that to other people? What's that face? Why am I making that face? I tilt my head a lot. Should I raise my chin so I look less chubby? Wait...what was this meeting about?"

That!!! ...is so true!

Dang! I want a burger now!

I witnessed a coworker get stopped by a man in our parking lot who told her to smile. She said "I don't get paid to smile at you until we open." Icon.

Pooh'd it all away

I work from home in sweats/pajamas, and I rarely go out, so I barely need any other clothes 😅

Yes. Still

Me with color pink. I've always been drawn to it, and it looks good on me.

...

I wouldnt get along too great with "god" anyway. And ""they" wouldnt want to hear what I have to say eighter, so down I will go.

Exercice

Me. I'm the one who buys me things without asking.

boop

Copying this for pranks.

The cat is totally judging you

I bought my first car at 23 and first home at 25😁

ya naw that about right

Better yet, own up to your actions and do better. Not for them, but for your own self-respect.

"I now u aint taking 2 me"

All. The. Time.

Wait. I want a bow on my alarm. Is that a thing?

does that mean its expensive or...

so me!

The worst part of losing my eyelashes during chemo was they would always fall in my eyes

Allergies

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I seem to be in a different world this morning - which of these is which, and what exactly is the problem?

too bad so sad

And the proof is where?

About the only thing I wouldn't wish on an enemy is losing someone (including pets) they love. That's it. Everything else is fair game IMO

You're an ask-hole.

Such an immature reaction. Depending on the time of year or the event, i'd probably need to work out warm clothes to wear if it's winter, if i'm gonna be out a while I need to make sure the cats have plenty of water and food, need to know how late if there's work tomorrow. You can't just text someone out of the blue and expect them to drop their life for you with no explanation just because you want to be spontaneous, then get rude and snippy just because they're not bending to you snapping your fingers. Have respect for the other persons schedule and life.