These 50 Funny Posts Accurately Voice The Thoughts And Feelings Of All Women

But I don't get how this post falls under "These 50 Funny Posts Accurately Voice The Thoughts And Feelings Of All Women??"

So where's the funny here bp?

I worked with a young woman who refused to have her photo taken in any way. She had three small children, I told her I hoped she didn't die young and leave her children without any pictures of her

So sorry for your loss.

Saoirse Ronan

Am I the only one who is wondering why a parent would put a nervous, autistic child on a flight - all alone - with a note, a ten dollar bill, and hope for a kind stranger sitting next to him?? Also, what if the child is sat next to someone who really doesn't feel like soothing some random child? Maybe I'm just too cynical.

I sat down on a flight next to a very nervous elderly lady. She was right to be nervous. The last time she'd been on a plane (in the 1950s), first one and then the other engine conked out and they made a powerless landing. I held her hand on lift off and landing and quietly explained the various noises, especially that big clunk that happens a few minutes after lift off. Thought I was going to lose her there for a second.

Way to go Ben-Jammin

And I’m sure he’s not a trumper.

Or when the introvert says something, no one is listening. Plus points if someone repeats it and gets all the glory for it.

Well, then again when I shut up voluntarily, I get asked if I am in a bad mood, or what my problem is, or... 🙄.

Right? I was critised so harshly for being shy and introverted, although it's the environment's fault. Now I'm a teacher and I subtly show my introverted pupils I'm a safe person. They still won't say 1 unnecessary word, but they have great results. And I hope they feel accepted as they are.

This! ♥️

Huh? I got made fun of for being too "bubbly" by people who said they were introverts. I used to feel bad for talking more than them. Today, my introvert buddy 'hides' behind my back - I do the talking, she's my anchor.

You can’t convince me these aren’t of the same person.

Aww. This is too sweet

You are her carbon copy.

I know a guy who is exact carbon copy of his mom. When he showed us her picture at his age she looked like him wearing a wig. I only share my voice with my mom, people were always confused when landline in homes was still a thing.

But imagine if the parent you look like is a bad person.

Nailed it

Walmart?? I think someone's confusing a dream with a nightmare.

A s**y dinosaur?....

My ex once had a kick-a*s f*****g dream about fighting zombies with Chad Michael Murray. I mean, f**k, I’ve always been jealous of that lol 🥺😩😂 I never have dreams even remotely that cool, fun, or enjoyable.

so you want s*x with dinosaurs???

Hypervigilance from CPTSD. "Always prepared" is more than the Boy Scouts' motto.

That's actually healthy from a logical perspective. As long as you understand that these are the worst possible outcome and not likely, there's nothing wrong with preparing for the worst. Fortune favours the prepared mind...

This is me and it is costing me my peace

Well, people are the worst and will sabotage others for no good reason, so assuming the worst is realistic.

On the plus side, when things go right, it's a surprising delight, esp. after days of worrying.

Alvin is the hero that doesn't wear a cape but a uniform

Certain times of the month call for chocolate, ngl.

As if

Ya mean like one of Santa’s reindeer ?

My mother was forever telling me that certain things were not attractive, and I'm 100% certain she was just trying to be helpful, not looking to attract me.

What is so great about that answer? Rudeness IS unattractive. Not in an "ew, I wouldn't date that person" way, but in a "get away from me I don't want you around" way

Owned hehehe , atta girl , I’m like that when out rarely think god , I have a great sty the f away from me demeanour lol must remember this one ,