I have two guinea pigs (Lily and Saoirse), and I love animals, especially fluffy ones. I hate bananas, apple juice, and orange juice, but I love banana bread and muffins, and I'm ok with eating apples and oranges. I don't have a least favorite animal, I think all animals are cool and/or cute in their own way. I really enjoy dark humor jokes (probably more than I should), and I happen to be in a rebellion against honey mustard

Also, ThatOneDepressedCapybara has told me to tell everybody that they aren't dead, they're just unable to get on here due to technical difficulties I think.