30 Funny And Unhinged Posts From Parents Who Were Just Trying To Survive March

Good on him for setting boundaries early in life.

I don't need GS cookies, but I also can never say no.

Fair point.

Don't lose heart. My almost 17yr old will still give me a hug and a "love you mum." In public.

I had one of each. My older son was a real challenge. My younger son was textbook easy. It's almost like they are human beings with their own unique mindsets.

Impressive!

Out of the mouths of babes...❤️

Nothing like a toddler to deter teenage pregnancy

You go, girl

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Right now, me too kid. Me too.

TIL there’s a town called Jupiter (I’m not from the US). Tbh I too will be disappointed to end up in a town when I expected it to be a trip to the planet! 🤭

What a lovely way to wake up!

At least there’s one!

oh, not fun at all...

I have, on occaision, sang this to some of the first and second graders I teach.

Or, perhaps a moth.

Aww. Poor overlooked apple.

7-year old already making Dad jokes!

My uncle has a video of me when I was four holding up a picture where everyone was a stick figure, except for him. He was a circle- and then I yelled “look how fat I made you!”

Dinocologist sounds like it came from a Far Side cartoon.

Sweet Honey Hot Buns, lol. Call him that, all the time, everywhere. In front of his friends, in public, as a teenager when he gets a girlfriend. Forever.

They just don't know. Which is probably a good thing.

That's when I started to dislike baking.

Savage.

Attribute it to a genetic aberration.

Okay, but if that did happen, it would be pretty cute. Rather uncomfortable to go through though... Kids say the craziest things

Hehe, strategic planning.

But have you tried singing?

This made me laugh out loud.

My granddaughter started playing with the slack skin on my arm while I was reading to her. I feel your pain.

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It is a jungle out there.

I don't know. Goldfish cracker breath is an aspirational goal.

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Why does a 10 year old have a phone?

It's a line ffs! A queue! The damned kids who can't drive know how it works, but some of the parents clearly do not.

Every kid has a dinosaur phase!

My niece, also 5, who was asking to be called Queen Mermaid at Easter lunch this year, might have something to say about this.

My then 3 yo was tired and fed up with a long ride and me telling him not to touch anything in this highwaybathroom so he he licked the wall.....

Hey, when your kids are little, going to the grocery store alone can be really fun!

And they will eat both and ask for more

Sorry, I can't help with that.

That might be a compliment! not sure who for, though

My cat does this too. It’s either she’s hungry or she wants me to brush her. At 2 am.

Dad looks like a...

Brutal. That kid is going places.

this is true no matter how old you are. i'm going to employ this line though.

She clearly has a critical eye and only wants to *help* you

I always give the kids the Nelson laugh while pointing. Then I say maybe you should pick up your c**p huh?

At least he has manners.

Written at 2:27 am. Tired parents.

what?

My 13 year old wanted to be called Ant so we have been calling him Ant for 2 years now

6 has decided it's her job to let us know that "10 is awake and cranky AGAIN" Every. Morning.

Harmonicas are the best and worst sounding instrument, depending on how they're played.

some toddlers are nice. Mine just likes to play.

The cats definitely told me that

There is something you never do……and that is to tell your wife to calm down, or like any woman in general

So 14yo wants to have a spa- and manicure day. Sounds like it's an easy thing to do? Just do it low-key at home in the tub and then do the nails in the "nail parlor" in the living room? Complete with pizza and way too many snacks? I know it's not an airbnb in the mountains with with a hot tub but... it's close enough, imo. Probably not in 14yo's opinion.

I plead the 5th.

I hated this as a kid, though :/ You’re not going to change what you’re making, why not just answer my question????

This was my family when I was in high school. Dad yelled at us for running late, then when we were ready to walk out the door, usually more or less on time, he'd realize he couldn't find his glasses.

Me too! I love Thai milk tea with bubbles (boba).

My son, bless him, wanted to go on holiday to Sodor. Because I have an old Thomas book with a map of Sodor that puts it between England and the Isle of Man

This is the only one I participate in at work as well. I only have so much spirit to for the week.