50 Funny Work Memes That You Might Want To Share With Your Colleagues

I once had a job where the boss was okay with the occasional mental health day so long as we weren't up against a deadline. I miss that job.

"And that's Miranda over there. She's the one that stole my gel pen."

I'm in!

I dream about work once in awhile. I am never so happy as when I wake up and remember I am retired.

I'll admit it is worrisome, but I wouldn't call it exciting. Train driver of electrical trains here.

It means me. Me.

You call it "time off request", I call it "notice of absence".

And pizza parties. Those tend to hold down the fort.

AMEN!

And then here comes the weekend which feels like an hour or so.

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And I was quite professional - I was going to say "dumb s h i t," but I refrained.

I went to break once and never came back. The owner tried to screw me out of my paycheck. Took six months and weekly calls with Bureau of Labor and Industry to finally get paid.

Can confirm! There are people I worked with years and years ago that I still miss.. While I use a *very* expensive pair of high heel shoes an ex once gifted me as doorstops. He was a real tool, and it’s therapeutic to kick those shoes into place when a door needs keeping! 😉😆

They asked me why I was retiring so early (50). Because I don't want to be here anymore and my husband said I could stay home; actually it was his idea, he's the one dealing with my work stress. LOL. They didn't like that.

So, alcohol supports your working habit?

*furiously stares*

Usually because they're related to the boss.

When we were kids we didn't understand Squidward. now that we are older we not only understand him, we became him

"Managers" in my case. It's what I get for allowing myself to be cross trained.

I'm a lot of [peoples weird coworker and I put a lot of effort into keeping it that way.

😆

Well, yes, I AM a neuroscience-surgeon specialist who moonlights as an astronaut. When should I start?

Other reasons being "I know where you park your car" and "I am two skipped meals away from starting a revolution"

But.....they pretty much alllll do that. *sniffle*

Aka trauma bonding.

How about fake laughing with your boss?

This is so true! My work bestie is 25 years younger than me. We are both held captive by a mutual enemy.

OH NO! I forgot the tupperware :(

Leave out the destroying my liver part and I'm fully for the naked yacht solo party

*Works there since 10yrs *doesn't know about basic processes

And people don't quit jobs, they quit managers. If you're lucky enough to be able to, transfer to as many departments as possible. It's internal job hopping. Better for your mental health with no adverse effect on your resume.

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Your boss didn't say, "Have a GREAT day" . . . .

Fair enough.

Quick solution: wait there isn’t one :(((

Me an my supervisor have the same crying corner. It's very nice. It's where we store the milk crates and the lights are on a motion control so if you hold really still, the lights turn off and you can cry in the dark.

I have dreams about working which I hate. I am never so happy as when I wake up and remember that I am retired. .

AMEN!

A day in the office without making someone snort their coffee is a day wasted

That's a weird looking 25% pay raise.

"Stapler" 😔

My fave..

Yeah. 23 is a difficult age.

Doesn't work. I tried it. They said to me, "Your mom's still alive?" I said, "Yeah, and you don't want her coming in there." "Wait. She's in Texas?" "No, but, you'd be surprised how fast she could get here. Her broomstick is supersonic."

me to my friend at school even though we’re legally required to be there

Only after one of you has left.

The look of sympathy in the guy behind him’s eyes lol

I worked with a lady who brought a thermos full of screwdrivers every day.

I have stopped using my camera ar work because i starting to look like this

I like this

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime...

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People who say they're adulting probably got a bunch of Participation awards throughout their youth.

They never seem to follow through though, making me hate them even more.

I can tell you how to get one......for a low, low price. *insert maniacal laugh here*

The secret to long life

Be a "memory hole". Info only comes in your ears, NEVER out your mouth. Catalogue EVERYTHING you hear.

And then they did quit . . .

[10 minutes later] Ok, I've contained my rage for as long as possible.....

I'm seeing this on April 12th, but I'm all for it.

Thank God I work alone!!

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