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Learning another language is always useful. You can read books in their original language. It makes it easier to communicate with locals when you're traveling. You might also woo your long-time crush with some French (after all, it is the most romantic language in the world.)

But after seeing the entries in this list, you will probably think it's also useful to not get misleading directions. One might think that the language of signs is universal. Yet, it seems when there are different alphabets involved, all bets are off. Scroll through our selection of the goofiest translations from the Translation Gone Wrong Facebook page and let us know your favorites below!

And who could tell us more about the woes of translators if not one of their own? Thus, Bored Panda reached out to audiovisual translator Dot Roberts. She not only translates subtitles for movies, TV shows, marketing videos to and from German, Dutch and English, but she does subtitles for the deaf and hard-of-hearing people as well.

Dot also hosts the podcast Meet The Translator, where she interviews experts in the field. Read her insights on the profession below and find out what her personal favorite ‘failed translation’ is!

More info: Translation Gone Wrong | Dot Roberts | LinkedIn | Meet The Translator Podcast | Instagram

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Fortune Cookies: "You Will Gain Admiration From Your Pears."

Fortune Cookies: "You Will Gain Admiration From Your Pears."

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Colt Winkler
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2 years ago

i cant vote two times :(

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    #2

    Sunday Mood

    Sunday Mood

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    pineapple87
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    2 years ago

    I wouldn't dare! Let the tiny grass dream

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    #3

    Brilliant

    Brilliant

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    Robert T
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    2 years ago

    I'm hoping it is on the list somewhere, but very reminiscent (and not quite as impressive) of the Welsh roadsign which has the translator's out-of-office autoreply (in Welsh) on it.

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    KDS
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    2 years ago

    Maybe Seal the singer although I would love to see a cartoon of a seal on a bicycle.

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    #5

    Rebellious Freezer!

    Rebellious Freezer!

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    Ravioli
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    *Mitchells v Machines theme plays

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    pineapple87
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    2 years ago

    Today is always under construction, never finished. When today finishes, it becomes yesterday.

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    #7

    !! Warning !!

    !! Warning !!

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    Ravioli
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I had a stroke trying to read this

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    #8

    Whatever Blows Your Bubble

    Whatever Blows Your Bubble

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    pineapple87
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    That sounds more like an invitation than a warning

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    #9

    Isn't This Your Definition Of Great Customer Service?

    Isn't This Your Definition Of Great Customer Service?

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    Multa Nocte
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    2 years ago

    They would have to pay me a LOT to work there . . . . .

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    #10

    How Not To Encourage Your Children To Clean Up After Themselves

    How Not To Encourage Your Children To Clean Up After Themselves

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    pineapple87
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Is there a smart child version so you can tell your kids which one is your favourite?

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    #11

    What About A Carrot Phone?

    What About A Carrot Phone?

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
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    2 years ago

    This anti-vegan crowd is getting out of control.

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    #12

    Bathroom Feminism

    Bathroom Feminism

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    DB
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    How about just Hue Man?

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    #13

    Or Not!

    Or Not!

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    pineapple87
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Challenge accepted!

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    #14

    Or Else..!

    Or Else..!

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    pineapple87
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    You can't tell me what to do!

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    #15

    Behave Yourself!

    Behave Yourself!

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    Ravioli
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    behave yourself Jesus

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    Never miss a story that brings joy to the world. Add us on Google

    #16

    Here You Can Even Steal For Free

    Here You Can Even Steal For Free

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    Ravioli
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I think in Denmark you can claim someone’s lost child after 2 hours soooo..

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    #17

    A Quick Visit!

    A Quick Visit!

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    LauraDragonWench
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    They stole the sign hanging on my front door.

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    #18

    Don't You Agree?

    Don't You Agree?

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    Francois
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    So true, without them in public I definitely I would feel not happy

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    #19

    Get In Line, Guys!

    Get In Line, Guys!

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    pineapple87
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Poor Sue.

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    #20

    Cash, Please. I Left My Octopus At Home

    Cash, Please. I Left My Octopus At Home

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    EDWIN FAWCETT
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Octopus Card used in Hong Kong. Use on MTR Buses and at 7-11 etc

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    #21

    Sunday Morning Coffee Anyone?

    Sunday Morning Coffee Anyone?

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    Space Bunny<3
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I had trouble understanding this

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    #22

    Let's Give It A Taste!

    Let's Give It A Taste!

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    Rizzo
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    She's a keeper.

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    #23

    This Supermarked Has It All

    This Supermarked Has It All

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    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I'm quite sure they mean formula.

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    #24

    A Revolutionary New Marketing Strategy

    A Revolutionary New Marketing Strategy

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    LauraDragonWench
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Taste test before I buy? Okay! 👍

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    #25

    Some Last Moment

    Some Last Moment

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    Multa Nocte
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    2 years ago

    And that last one's useless for measuring.

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    pineapple87
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I guess you could call this assisted suicide.

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    #27

    Carefully Slip And Fall Into The Weekend

    Carefully Slip And Fall Into The Weekend

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Care is always helpful when falling.

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    #28

    Not Feel Well - Get Drunk

    Not Feel Well - Get Drunk

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    pineapple87
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Excellent advice

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    #29

    Happy Post-Super Bowel!

    Happy Post-Super Bowel!

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    KDav
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    The Superb Owl is not impressed.

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    #30

    Watch Out!

    Watch Out!

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    pineapple87
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Not untrue. A false sense of safety can be dangerous. Vigilance is key.

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    #31

    Literally Lost In Translation

    Literally Lost In Translation

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    Just-4-2day
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    From Google translate: Kyoto Bean Road, Specific raw materials, Peanuts, wheat, shrimp, soybeans, うたげ peanuts and hail. Please input sentences that translate into here. ¥260Mizubemasa

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    #32

    Hide And Seek - Toilets, Your Turn!

    Hide And Seek - Toilets, Your Turn!

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    Francois
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    To be fair in Dutch verstopt means either clogged or hidden

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    #33

    Do Not Diet, It's Friday!

    Do Not Diet, It's Friday!

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
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    2 years ago

    I'm so curious about this one. Can someone here translate it for us?

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    #34

    Ouch!

    Ouch!

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    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    And I bet he has no ragrets

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    #35

    Pls Wait Outside A Noodle. Say What?

    Pls Wait Outside A Noodle. Say What?

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    Jack Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    can i EAT the noodle while i wait? how long is the wait time?

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    #36

    Hygiene Tip Of The Day

    Hygiene Tip Of The Day

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    Space Bunny<3
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Sadly last time it happened my teacher told I was not the best.

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    #37

    -What's Up? -Sunshine!

    -What's Up? -Sunshine!

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    Space Bunny<3
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    This is wholesome

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    #38

    New Year - New Taste

    New Year - New Taste

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    Jack Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    no thank you. i'll pass

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    #39

    Who's Hungry?

    Who's Hungry?

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
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    2 years ago

    Thank you so much to whomever censored out that rude word. I would have been scandalised and had to be revived with smelling salts had I but seen it.

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    #40

    Happy Valentine's Day! I Love You, Ok? - Your Telephone

    Happy Valentine's Day! I Love You, Ok?
- Your Telephone

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    #1 Candevil Fan
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    prease call me

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    #41

    Bon Appétit!

    Bon Appétit!

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    pineapple87
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I was wondering where Joe disappeared.

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    #42

    Entrance Only - Do Not Enter

    Entrance Only - Do Not Enter

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    Jack Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    schrodinger's entrance

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    #43

    Right

    Right

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    LauraDragonWench
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Okay.

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    #44

    Keep The Candy

    Keep The Candy

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    unfilteredCigarette73
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    ...only dragons

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    #45

    Stairway To Heaven

    Stairway To Heaven

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
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    2 years ago

    That would be one giant step . . . . .

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    #46

    Freedom For Apple Pie!

    Freedom For Apple Pie!

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    Jack Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    personally, i think ice cream has it worse (can y'all start a fake discourse thread in the replies? it'd be funny)

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    #47

    We Agree We Agree

    We Agree We Agree

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    LauraDragonWench
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Yup yup.

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    #48

    Don’t Worry, It’s Only Puke

    Don’t Worry, It’s Only Puke

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    Ravioli
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Oh ok, I’ll eat it then.

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    #49

    We're Just Saying

    We're Just Saying

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    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited)

    Geeze, no need to point out that I have a bad hair day

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    #50

    It's Lonely Being At The Top

    It's Lonely Being At The Top

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    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    "Made from 100% REAL Lonely God!"

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    #51

    Keep It Out Of The Closet

    Keep It Out Of The Closet

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    LauraDragonWench
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Well, a toilet is known as a water closet in many places, so this translation isn't that bad.

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    #52

    Special Price For You, My Friend!

    Special Price For You, My Friend!

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    LauraDragonWench
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    But- but what if I don't want a free child? My cats are trouble enough!

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    #53

    What Did You Just Call Me?

    What Did You Just Call Me?

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    Multa Nocte
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    2 years ago

    I think I need a quick explanation of the accompanying art work on the package.

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    #54

    Do Not Little. Big Time

    Do Not Little. Big Time

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    Multa Nocte
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    2 years ago

    And then they went and littled after all! 😠

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    #55

    It's Friday! Let's Celebrate With An Ice Cold Bear

    It's Friday! Let's Celebrate With An Ice Cold Bear

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
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    2 years ago

    Just remember not to eat its liver if it's a polar bear.

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    #56

    Here Is Working!

    Here Is Working!

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    LauraDragonWench
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    There is slacking!

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    #57

    Shoe On The Loose!

    Shoe On The Loose!

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    LauraDragonWench
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    What if my shoe wins?

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    #58

    Where?

    Where?

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    Multa Nocte
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    2 years ago

    "Where wolf?" "There wolf."

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    #59

    What About The Nephew?

    What About The Nephew?

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    OmMi
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I don't want niece Daa. She is a lot of trouble

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    #60

    All You Need Is A Proofreader

    All You Need Is A Proofreader

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Well tis better to have loved and lost*, so perhaps this isn't that bad. *it isn't btw

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