The season when we all wish we’d worked a little harder in the gym and booked our vacations in advance is officially here. However, with the summer also comes all the pleasures (and pains) it brings. If we look past the chafing thighs, scorching leather seats, and becoming the main course for mosquitos, summer is a lot of fun. And the funniest tweets about summer capture that perfectly!

Funny summer tweets, be they from the summer of 2012 or last year, stay relatable because what we love (or hate) about the summer doesn’t change throughout the years. Hence, it should come as no surprise that some older funny tweets about summer would be floating around on the Internet right in time for the season. Also, it’s very unlikely that our means of breaking the summer heat will ever change, and relatable tweets about summertime back this up.

Thus, let’s embrace the season when having ice cream for dinner and watermelon for breakfast becomes acceptable cuisine because there is no damn way we will be standing by the hot oven or chilling by the pan this summer. To retrace or take a peek into what the future holds for us, let’s look at some hilarious tweets about summer and the joys (and pains) of it.

Below we’ve compiled a list of funny tweets about summer that, to a certain degree, we all can relate to. And if you are a proud mama or papa, you may be glad to find some funny parenting tweets there, too! As always, upvote the tweets about summer you enjoyed or could relate to, and let us know in the comments what your favorite (or least favorite) thing about the season is!

#1

Summer Tweets

threetimedaddy Report

Thegoodboi
Community Member
3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You have learned much young padawan, you are ready for the trials

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#5

Summer Tweets

MafiosoRo Report

Thegoodboi
Community Member
3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OH MY GOD. Free day on the last day of work. Office chair races, paper football tournaments, trashketball tournaments, wine and beer on tap...Yes please

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#11

Summer Tweets

BoomBoomBetty Report

Rwby Couch
Community Member
3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But maybe you could watch the sunrise. Or is that too early?

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#15

Summer Tweets

sheridan_sk Report

Thegoodboi
Community Member
3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who's knocking on my window?? Oh it's just a big june bug thinking at some point my glass is going to disappear

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#19

Summer Tweets

AbbyHasIssues Report

StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah but by the time you get there you’re just handing them a bag of water and it’s not even that cold anymore

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#20

Summer Tweets

Abid_ism Report

Thegoodboi
Community Member
3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish to be able to hibernate through the summer, give me winter!

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#21

Summer Tweets

ColIegeStudent Report

Rostit .
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember when there was summer. Or seasons in general. Now it just gets hotter and colder and i still have to go to work.

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#22

Summer Tweets

DadandBuried Report

CG
Community Member
3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Doing stuff in this heat in unbearable at times. I'll enjoy video games in a cool apartment.

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#23

Summer Tweets

_daliak Report

Menacing Duck
Community Member
3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And I woke up and chose...to stay inside a play games all day

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#24

Summer Tweets

ConanOBrien Report

Rwby Couch
Community Member
3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Today, only 1 kid was eaten alive by a bear, and only 2 received rabies from the family of squirrels who live in the westward oak..."

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#26

Summer Tweets

SaddestTiger Report

Thegoodboi
Community Member
3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

From this point forward, they shall be known as summer pumpkins

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#27

Summer Tweets

simoncholland Report

actaeon cross
Community Member
3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My parents stayed in their chairs day drinking and yelling at us from the shore...

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#29

Summer Tweets

HenpeckedHal Report

Tucker Cahooter
Community Member
3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He forgot to add "trip" to the list, especially if it was five hours to get to the campsite

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#32

Summer Tweets

copymama Report

Whiskey Tango Delicious
Community Member
3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Parent: who wants to be buried alive and left for dead! Kid: see Ryan Reynolds post.

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#33

Summer Tweets

goldengateblond Report

Benita Valdez
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's the storage elves; they're tricky little buggers that love to mess with us

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#34

Summer Tweets

LurkAtHomeMom Report

CG
Community Member
3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hit myself in the nuts killing a mosquito... I've been ready for the pumpkin spice since last Saturday.

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#35

Summer Tweets

rhysjamesy Report

Cricketgeeklol
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Probably counter productive tbh bc of the effort it takes to waggle the sandwich around

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#37

Summer Tweets

thedad Report

Manasvi Tupe
Community Member
3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

tbh with kids there is no vacation, it is their vacation not yours.

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#39

Summer Tweets

shutupmikeginn Report

No One Of Consequence
Community Member
3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm with ya. The 70's are about all I can take. Grumpy and can't sleep. Blah! In the winter you can always put on more clothes but when it's hot you can only take off so much and not get arrested.

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#40

Summer Tweets

MegsHAUSTED Report

Benita Valdez
Community Member
3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know how to make ice cream but I know better than to actually do it; I have no self control so it's been a few years.

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