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50 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets Of All Time That Will Probably Make Your Day
As you probably know, unless you live under a rock, Twitter and its newfound CEO, Elon Musk, have been the talk of the town over the past few weeks. Since Elon Musk’s takeover, we have seen everything from high-profile departures to a massive layoff. Last but not least, a whole new verification system that seems to have backfired like lighting a matchstick at a gas station. In a job market more and more made of flexible schedules, work-life balance, and remote working, Elon Musk hit his now ex-employees in the face with a big “nope.”
Countless Twitter memes later, the world is now split into those who believe Twitter’s era is over and those who think the company will be able to make it through this rough patch. We’re no visionaries here, so we’ll refrain from making predictions. But one thing is certain: Tweeters have delivered high-quality comedy over the years, and funny tweets are all we’re here for today.
If you’re looking for a good laugh, this is our “best of Twitter,” a place to come back to over and over again, in loving memory of what Twitter was in case everything goes down the drain. Here we’ve rounded up what we’re positive are some of the funniest tweets of all time — the ones that make us laugh every time we read them!
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Patrick John Haskins 3 years ago (edited)
I'm pretty sure that the coffee myth has been debunked. In 2015/2016, my wife's OB said it was okay to drink caffeine, but maybe not in excess. Alcohol and cigarettes are still a no-go.
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Wondering Alice 3 years ago
According to legend the order of the sounds is mystical and powerful. Sections chanted in the right order can move mountains. This knowledge was kept secret by priestesses. I'm only famililiar with Greek and Celtic mythology, but in both sometime around the iron age priestesses agreed to gift man with the power of letters, but not the power of the sacred order. Thus letteres are arranged to allow men to communicate, but the order is such as to prevent spells being discovered. I love seeing mythology with similar stories.
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Philly Bob Squires 3 years ago
When you accidentally enter your symptoms into IMDB instead of WebMD and you discover you have a fatal case of Gary Busey.
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Headless Roach 3 years ago (edited)
Imagine referring to a USB dongle by 'dingle' in a business presentation. Do I take the podium today, even though I stopped before 'berry'?
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Some black giirrrrllll 3 years ago
Meanwhile in a parallel universe: Can you imagine how awkward it would be if you went on your pet's phone and found the 1000s of pictures they have of you sleeping.
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Headless Roach 3 years ago
The doctor lied, I thought we established that last time this very tweet was part of another BP thread.
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Autistic apricot 3 years ago
Why put it there if you don’t want people to tick it? I hardly think a baby’s going to fill in the list
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stardrop loves you 3 years ago
Is it just me or are birthday calls the worst. Like srsly I'm trying to enjoy and then my great aunt who I've never seen in my life calls like nooo i wanna eat cakeeeee
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Angie Chiyoko ( She/they) 3 years ago
Huh, with my friends if I ask for help studying, they just tell me good luck and walk away laughing
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FrankieSaysRelax 3 years ago
I'm not even on the lease here. I hide in the dryer when the landlord comes
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Stardust she/her 3 years ago
Will do so on my old blog (there’s barely anything in it and I made it when I was 12)
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Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
This one actually made me laugh out loud. Which is probably a shout-out to the current state of my mental health.
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stardrop loves you 3 years ago
My neighbors build custom cars for the fun of it, real rich kid stuff, they also put anime stickers on it :P
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Penny Tent (she/her) 3 years ago
Imagine instead if it was pronounced Gee-off :) that would be a world I’d like to see
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*Displayname*=idk 3 years ago
I have a whole closet of clothes. Here is the thing though, I have favorites. I wear one for every day of the week. Less laundry, comfortable, easy!
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stardrop loves you 3 years ago
The fourth one said "Cause we're terrified of what's around the corner" right? RIGHT??
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stardrop loves you 3 years ago
I always heard it "Im driving Ms. Jackson" instead of sorry....
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Ann M Clinkscales 3 years ago (edited)
I saw a post about a doc higher up. You might want to check the doc or the nurse for that doc higher up^^! I am sure they will get you back in track. Plus, now in the US, you can dial 988 from any phone and get to someone to talk to! Just saying!!
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Angie Chiyoko ( She/they) 3 years ago
I have found my new life goal. I shall try this with the dvd cabinet at my friends house.
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Kyle Broflovski 3 years ago
At least the fire in the cockpit can't travel to your lungs, right...?
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stardrop loves you 3 years ago
What (pls dont get mad at me i dont think I'm dumb but they say apartment more than flat here where i live in the US but maybe im just stupid)
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Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
Me whenever I justify drinking too much diet soda: water is the first ingredient!
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Linda's friend Ginger 3 years ago
In case no one gets it, he's taking about the lyric in "Seasons of Love" from Rent the musical.
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Autistic apricot 3 years ago
I always knew I should of made the glasses windscreen wipers then. Darn it
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Linda's friend Ginger 3 years ago
Reminds me of Coffee Talk with Linda Richman. "I'm getting verklempt! Talk amongst yourselves. I'll give you a topic, Rhode Island is neither a road nor and island....Discuss!"
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Angie Chiyoko ( She/they) 3 years ago
Well, it depends on the taste i suppose. I'm fruity and I watch a LOT of musicals.
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