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John Topper • commented on 7 posts 1 day ago

Someone Asks: "What Are Facts About Your Job That The General Public Has No Idea About?" And 30 Folks Online Deliver

Not getting paid is only part of the problem. If a malpractice attorney catches us making a mistake on our documentation it could be world of trouble.

30 Of The Best Poor People Life Hacks, As Shared On This Online Thread

Aldi is perfect if you don't need a huge selection. If you're the type of person who likes one particular brand of everything it might not be for you, but if you want good peanut butter and don't need or want 30 different brands Aldi is great. They usually have one brand, and that one is good. No wading through a whole isle of 200 brands of grape jelly.

Someone Asks: "What Are Facts About Your Job That The General Public Has No Idea About?" And 30 Folks Online Deliver

Not getting paid is only part of the problem. If a malpractice attorney catches us making a mistake on our documentation it could be world of trouble.

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John Topper • commented on a post 2 days ago

The ‘Anti-Work’ Facebook Group Shows The Dark Side Of Late-Stage Capitalism, And Here Are 35 Of Its Most Powerful Posts (New Pics)

You know how much that guy gets paid to go to work???

John Topper • upvoted an item 3 days ago

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Go to Aldi. Most stuff there (eggs, lettuce, salt) are just as good as other stores and much cheaper.

John Topper • commented on a post 3 days ago

Woman Decides To Leave Her Job While Training A Newbie Who Doesn’t Know How To Do His Job Because He Is Being Paid More

I've been in this position before. Garbage like this is why employers don't want people talking about their pay. I've literally been stuck training people who were making 20-30% more.

John Topper • commented on 3 posts 4 days ago

50 Times People Discovered Such Surprising Secondhand Finds, They Just Had To Share Pics Online

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if you throw this one at him he stays away more much longer.

50 Times People Discovered Such Surprising Secondhand Finds, They Just Had To Share Pics Online

I feel like it's got a "Henry" vibe. Henry has been married since just after high school and has six kids. He is all out of eff's to give about looking good, but LOVES to embarrass his kids. This is him at the beach. Kids are right there and people are staring.

50 Times People Discovered Such Surprising Secondhand Finds, They Just Had To Share Pics Online

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if you throw this one at him he stays away more much longer.

50 Times People Discovered Such Surprising Secondhand Finds, They Just Had To Share Pics Online

The next person took it home. Their posetions were donated to goodwill after their untimely demise and the cycle continues.

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John Topper • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

This Facebook Group Shares 50 "Work Related Funnies" To Help You Get Through The Work Week

You don't even know. Try emergency services. You have to find a way to get to work in the middle of a literal state of emergency. Then drive around and work in it all day. I made bad life choices.

This Facebook Group Shares 50 "Work Related Funnies" To Help You Get Through The Work Week

I would absolutely slap a coworker for $25k! I just need to get to the bank first. Don't carry that much in my pocket.

John Topper • commented on 25 posts 1 week ago

30 Careers That Seem Great But Are Actually Horrible And Careers That Are Often Overlooked, As Shared In This Online Thread

I tell students exactly what being a paramedic is like. They usually assume in exaggerating and do it anyway. Then they try it and realize they're now stuck. The job is quicksand.

30 Careers That Seem Great But Are Actually Horrible And Careers That Are Often Overlooked, As Shared In This Online Thread

15 years and counting. Nothing to show for it. Screw this job.

30 Careers That Seem Great But Are Actually Horrible And Careers That Are Often Overlooked, As Shared In This Online Thread

I tell students exactly what being a paramedic is like. They usually assume in exaggerating and do it anyway. Then they try it and realize they're now stuck. The job is quicksand.

30 Careers That Seem Great But Are Actually Horrible And Careers That Are Often Overlooked, As Shared In This Online Thread

15 years and counting. Nothing to show for it. Screw this job.

30 Of The Biggest No-Nos When Visiting These Countries, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group

It looks like a T Rex, a great Dane and a jackrabbit had a baby, then the baby used steroids and did nothing but leg day at the gym all day every day.

30 Of The Biggest No-Nos When Visiting These Countries, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group

I get the feeling Finland really doesn't want visitors ... Finland is my spirit animal.

25 Moments When People Were Completely Crushed By Just One Punchline, As Told By This Dedicated "Rare Insults" Twitter Page

And a shave.

25 Moments When People Were Completely Crushed By Just One Punchline, As Told By This Dedicated "Rare Insults" Twitter Page

And a better hair cut.

25 Moments When People Were Completely Crushed By Just One Punchline, As Told By This Dedicated "Rare Insults" Twitter Page

This man would benefit SO MUCH from LASIK.

This Page Is Posting Science Memes And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

Because we spent over a decade in school learning how, then after graduating had to do that exactly 0 times ever.

This Page Is Posting Science Memes And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

This is actually a funny thing when you learn to read ECG's. You realize that everything health related has that cardiac rhythm line ... and not one of them is ever healthy.

This Page Is Posting Science Memes And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

That man has the smartest looking beard ever grown.

This Page Is Posting Science Memes And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

Is beautiful! How many pages?

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

How's things in West Virginia?

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

They weren't wiped out by disease. That implies it was a natural process. They were wiped out via biological warfare.

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

Too Fat Two Furious?

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

Lmao, $400. That won't even cover the ambulance ride.

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

How?

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

Atoms on earth? Try atoms in the entire milky way galaxy.

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

This is BS. Noway Sawa whopping two people killed by firearms in 2020. Their worst year in the past decade was 2014. 5 people were shot to death that year.

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

Sweat. Those cars don't have AC and some of those races (Singapore in particular) are hot and humid. Plus they are working very hard in that seat. They can drop over 10lbs on a tough race.

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

??? What is your source on this? The radius of the sun is about 700,000 kilometers. Light will cover that in a little over 2 seconds.

30 Common Cooking Mistakes That Amateurs Make That Annoy These Chefs

When it's in a fry pan the fats that fry the burger increase the cooking surface area and contribute to the Maillard reaction which is where you get that nice browning and depth of flavor. Using the smash technique indoors will give you a result closer to a grilled burger. On a grill the direct transition of heat provides ample opportunity for browning without the need for those oils.

30 Common Cooking Mistakes That Amateurs Make That Annoy These Chefs

I agree, but let's take one step at a time :p

“I Literally Left Work Right Then And Went Home”: Wife Goes Ballistic On 16-Months Jobless Husband And His Buddies Who Commandeered The Family Pool

Definitely NTA. It's time to call a divorce lawyer. This guy is just trash and not worth any more of your time.

30 Times People Bought Ridiculously Cheap Things That Looked Sketchy But Turned Out To Be The Best Purchases

Yes! A thousand up votes to this. Harbor fight tools are fine for light use. You don't need to spend hundreds more for professional tools if you're only going to do a few jobs with them. Their high end Icon stuff is just a good as snap on.

30 Common Cooking Mistakes That Amateurs Make That Annoy These Chefs

You can also zest citrus fruits.

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John Topper • commented on 7 posts 1 day ago

Someone Asks: "What Are Facts About Your Job That The General Public Has No Idea About?" And 30 Folks Online Deliver

Not getting paid is only part of the problem. If a malpractice attorney catches us making a mistake on our documentation it could be world of trouble.

30 Of The Best Poor People Life Hacks, As Shared On This Online Thread

Either that or everything else here is just terrible.

30 Of The Best Poor People Life Hacks, As Shared On This Online Thread

Don't even think of soda as a beverage. It's not. It is liquid candy.

30 Of The Best Poor People Life Hacks, As Shared On This Online Thread

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30 Of The Best Poor People Life Hacks, As Shared On This Online Thread

Sikhs are amazing. They're entire religion is incredibly kind and compassionate. I'm atheist, but Sikh is my favorite religion by several miles.

40 “Not My Job” Moments Where People Did The Absolute Bare Minimum (New Pics)

Did someone put this up in Trump's office?

John Topper • commented on a post 2 days ago

The ‘Anti-Work’ Facebook Group Shows The Dark Side Of Late-Stage Capitalism, And Here Are 35 Of Its Most Powerful Posts (New Pics)

You know how much that guy gets paid to go to work???

John Topper • commented on a post 3 days ago

Woman Decides To Leave Her Job While Training A Newbie Who Doesn’t Know How To Do His Job Because He Is Being Paid More

I've been in this position before. Garbage like this is why employers don't want people talking about their pay. I've literally been stuck training people who were making 20-30% more.

John Topper • commented on 3 posts 4 days ago

50 Times People Discovered Such Surprising Secondhand Finds, They Just Had To Share Pics Online

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if you throw this one at him he stays away more much longer.

50 Times People Discovered Such Surprising Secondhand Finds, They Just Had To Share Pics Online

The next person took it home. Their posetions were donated to goodwill after their untimely demise and the cycle continues.

John Topper • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

This Facebook Group Shares 50 "Work Related Funnies" To Help You Get Through The Work Week

You don't even know. Try emergency services. You have to find a way to get to work in the middle of a literal state of emergency. Then drive around and work in it all day. I made bad life choices.

This Facebook Group Shares 50 "Work Related Funnies" To Help You Get Through The Work Week

I would absolutely slap a coworker for $25k! I just need to get to the bank first. Don't carry that much in my pocket.

John Topper • commented on 6 posts 1 week ago

30 Careers That Seem Great But Are Actually Horrible And Careers That Are Often Overlooked, As Shared In This Online Thread

I tell students exactly what being a paramedic is like. They usually assume in exaggerating and do it anyway. Then they try it and realize they're now stuck. The job is quicksand.

30 Careers That Seem Great But Are Actually Horrible And Careers That Are Often Overlooked, As Shared In This Online Thread

15 years and counting. Nothing to show for it. Screw this job.

30 Of The Biggest No-Nos When Visiting These Countries, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group

It looks like a T Rex, a great Dane and a jackrabbit had a baby, then the baby used steroids and did nothing but leg day at the gym all day every day.

30 Of The Biggest No-Nos When Visiting These Countries, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group

I get the feeling Finland really doesn't want visitors ... Finland is my spirit animal.

25 Moments When People Were Completely Crushed By Just One Punchline, As Told By This Dedicated "Rare Insults" Twitter Page

And a shave.

25 Moments When People Were Completely Crushed By Just One Punchline, As Told By This Dedicated "Rare Insults" Twitter Page

And a better hair cut.

John Topper • upvoted an item 1 day ago

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Go to Aldi. Most stuff there (eggs, lettuce, salt) are just as good as other stores and much cheaper.

John Topper • upvoted an item 1 week ago

mousicle reply

Read the whole recipe before you touch anything including the directions. Then get all the ingredients together and measured before anything touches heat. Chop vegetables slice meat mix spices. Cooking is so much easier when you do the prep first and then just worry about what's in the pan when the heat is on. What do you think the kitchen does all afternoon between lunch and dinner service, get things together so the actual cooking is way faster and easier.

John Topper • upvoted an item 1 month ago

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John Topper • upvoted 3 items 3 months ago

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40 Times People Got So Mad About Something, They Just Had To Post It On The ‘Extremely Infuriating’ Online Group

Don't you try to humanize this monster

26 New Honest Comics That Illustrate What Girls Have To Deal With Every Day By This Artist

It's because of hair oil!! You need some. Like, that your body produces.

John Topper • upvoted 4 items 4 months ago

Folks Reveal 30 Seemingly Illegal Things That Are Actually Not Criminal At All, As Shared Online

No! They can't! https://www.nlrb.gov/about-nlrb/rights-we-protect/your-rights/your-rights-to-discuss-wages

People Share What Things Massively Improved Their Homes With Minimum Effort (30 Posts)

Lol, you have to heat the house anyway. If you do it with radiant floor heating you SAVE energy compared to conventional radiators, so idk what you are talking about

People Share What Things Massively Improved Their Homes With Minimum Effort (30 Posts)

Civil engineer here. Floor heating is great and all but if you decide to use electric heating elements, be aware that you NEED to know where the furniture goes because if you place a big solid piece of furniture over the heating element, you can easily cause the wire to burn. That won't ruin the building, it won't cause a fire, but it will destroy the heating element overall and it will stop working.

'Positivity With A Hint Of Humor': 50 Of The Most Wholesome Posts Shared In This Instagram Account

Mr. Rogers is truly a LEGEND. Not in the hip meaning of the word, but in the actual meaning. The more you learn about him the more you realize how many lives he touched. And Mrs. Rogers made every single one of his vests!!

John Topper • upvoted 5 items 5 months ago

30 People In This Online Group List Things That Have A Much Darker Reality Than One Might Think

Yet in America they can't drink, but we can send them off to die in a war

People-Share-Legal-Scams

Private prisons. You're telling me that they charge the government for the beds and the taxpayers still gotta foot the bill if those beds are empty so the company running it "doesn't lose money"? F*ck you.