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Dark Jedi • commented on a post 1 month ago

32 Stories Of Popular Kids Who Lost It All Because Of The Shenanigans That They Pulled

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Dark Jedi • upvoted an item 1 month ago

32 Stories Of Popular Kids Who Lost It All Because Of The Shenanigans That They Pulled

Grade 11 - you graduate at grade 12, so that would make him around 17 and she would be 13/14.

Dark Jedi • upvoted an item 2 months ago

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Dark Jedi • upvoted 9 items 3 months ago

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Dark Jedi • upvoted 8 items 4 months ago

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AI can go to hell.

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Social media has ruined society.

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AI can go to hell.

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Social media has ruined society.

50 People Share The Dumbest Reason They Ever Got In Trouble At School

it's giving 'video games cause violence'

Sociopath Explains What It’s Like To Live Without Empathy, And Her Honesty Turns Heads

Where in the blue heck did that come from? O_o

"Stories That Totally Happened": 50 Times People Bragged On The Internet And Were Roasted For It (New Pics)

After you stopped laughing.

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50 Random Memes That Prove Humor Is Our Only Coping Mechanism

“-Isms, in my opinion, are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself.” -Ferris Bueller

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Dark Jedi • upvoted 18 items 5 months ago

50 Scary Animal Behavior Facts That Might Horrify You

Definitely not plentiful! On what planet are blue fin tuna in abundance?!! Salmon?! Stocks have dropped 80%. Unless you like to eat the farmed rubbish. The ocean is being destroyed by Chinese illegal fishing.

People Shared 50 Ridiculous Baby Names Parents Thought Were Clever But They Weren't At All

Charlie would have been a good one ...

50 Scary Animal Behavior Facts That Might Horrify You

People Shared 50 Ridiculous Baby Names Parents Thought Were Clever But They Weren't At All

Charlie would have been a good one ...

25 Things That Happened IRL That Would Be Called “Too Unrealistic” In A Movie

Maybe we should start using euphemisms instead of asterisks. A p********e could be described as a lady of the evening, and d***s could be goofy pills? I start to h************e (1) when I see e*******d (2) words that have been a********d (3). 1) hyperventilate 2) elongated 3) asterisked.

50 “Fascinating AF” Facts To Keep You Entertained For A While

Devoted mum. Bless her heart. I hope she had a good life.

40 People Who Experienced Psychosis Share The Most Terrifying Things They Saw And Felt

This is my biggest fear. My heart breaks for this mother.

30 Weird But True Facts About Royals

Execūtion. FFS BP stop censoring normal words.

50 Times People Delivered Such Epic Burns, Even Their Enemies Laughed (New Pics)

I've read that Timothy Leary did manage to figure out how to change someone's sexuality. What the report said was that a gay man approached him wanting to be turned straight. The report I read (in a book, not on-line) said Leary worked out a method using LSD, exposure to straight pr0n, and various other things - all under the influence of LSD. Or so I read. It gets mentioned in one of Robert Anton Wilson's books - I don't recall which one. The ethics might have been dubious, but: what I read was that this was someone seeking out a sexuality change for themselves. The dubious ethics part was using a totally experimental and untried method outside any regulatory framework which could have had terrible effects.

50 Times People Delivered Such Epic Burns, Even Their Enemies Laughed (New Pics)

That’s a great idea.

50 Chilling Deathbed Confessions That Left People Speechless

Don't forget, she may not have been in her right mind before she died. It's quite possible that wasn't the truth; just a distortion from her illness

50 Chilling Deathbed Confessions That Left People Speechless

It really is. Selfish enough to live that lifestyle im not really surprised that cleansing her soul would be more important than what of their lives her husband and son had left. Maybe in hell she'll get to tell her son this over and over for all of eternity while he lets her know her worth as a woman and mother.

40 Sneaky Ways Women Are Using Microfeminism To Counter Toxic Masculinity

I say "my husband" all the time. People talk about people by relationship all the time, "my kids", "my Mom", "my Dad", "my friend", "my neighbor", "my boss". It's just how people identify who they are talking about it's not being possessive.

50 Chilling Deathbed Confessions That Left People Speechless

Because you couldnt leave. Women couldnt own a credit card until 1974. Single women couldnt rent, etc.

40 Sneaky Ways Women Are Using Microfeminism To Counter Toxic Masculinity

Isn't that just a married couples thing, though? Women say my husband all the time.

50 Chilling Deathbed Confessions That Left People Speechless

I will withhold judgement. Just because he was the last to die, doesn't mean he was by default a good guy.

50 Chilling Deathbed Confessions That Left People Speechless

Oh God knows, he does

40 Sneaky Ways Women Are Using Microfeminism To Counter Toxic Masculinity

Where I live absolutely no one uses the word 'gal'.

40 People Who Witnessed The Impossible, No One Believed Them, And They’ve Never Forgotten It

That's like getting a BOGOF deal for the owl

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Dark Jedi • commented on 2 posts 5 months ago

“Be Careful Who You Date”: 50 Awful Images That Provide A Reality Check About The World (New Pics)

Silence of the Lambs reference, I believe

“Be Careful Who You Date”: 50 Awful Images That Provide A Reality Check About The World (New Pics)

You know what they do to guys like him in prison

Dark Jedi • submitted 2 new posts 2 years ago

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Hey Pandas, How Did You Come Out As Asexual? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, I Think I’m Ace

Dark Jedi • submitted 4 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is A Song That You Suddenly Relate To? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If You Could Have One Wish, What Would It Be? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, How'd You Come Up With Your BP Username?

Dark Jedi • commented on a post 1 month ago

32 Stories Of Popular Kids Who Lost It All Because Of The Shenanigans That They Pulled

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Dark Jedi • commented on 2 posts 5 months ago

“Be Careful Who You Date”: 50 Awful Images That Provide A Reality Check About The World (New Pics)

Silence of the Lambs reference, I believe

“Be Careful Who You Date”: 50 Awful Images That Provide A Reality Check About The World (New Pics)

You know what they do to guys like him in prison

Dark Jedi • commented on 2 posts 6 months ago

50 Hilariously Relatable Memes To Remind You That We All Exist In The “Circle Of Idiots” (New Pics)

Rocky Horror!!!

50 Memes That Might Make You Laugh So Hard You Forget What You Were Sad About

That's not a couch anymore, that's a whole entire bed

Dark Jedi • commented on 8 posts 7 months ago

50 Medical Pics That Prove The Body Keeps The Score, And Sometimes It’s Absolutely Terrifying

The toe nails would drop off during the binding process, and often several toes would as well

50 Medical Pics That Prove The Body Keeps The Score, And Sometimes It’s Absolutely Terrifying

My thought exactly when I saw the picture

50 Thoughts You Might Not’ve Had In The Shower Yet But Could Occupy Your Brain Next Time You’re There

Dude I'm like one

50 Thoughts You Might Not’ve Had In The Shower Yet But Could Occupy Your Brain Next Time You’re There

I'm not as think as you drunk I am

50 Shower Thoughts That Were Funny Until You Realized They Were Technically True (New Pics)

I'm so sorry that happened to you

50 Shower Thoughts That Were Funny Until You Realized They Were Technically True (New Pics)

There's no way to position them where it WON'T look a little suspect

“No One Believed It”: 50 Internet And Celebrity Rumors That Turned Out To Be True

I'm gonna chime in with a haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddąmn door?

50 Times People Took A Pic Of Something Without Fully Realizing Just How Dangerous It Was

It's Not A Fashion Statement, It's A F*****g Deathwish

Dark Jedi • commented on 4 posts 8 months ago

40 Memes That May Induce Awkward Laughs Because Of How True They Are

The encouragement was sweet, but I was referencing the I'm Not OK music video by My Chemical Romance

29 Netizens Share Stories Of How One Idiot Ruined A Good Thing For Absolutely Everyone

That happened to Panic At The Disco once too, I think. I hate bottling, it's so disrespectful

40 Memes That May Induce Awkward Laughs Because Of How True They Are

I'm 19, and I can't swim, can't dance, and don't know karate. Let's face it, I'm never gonna make it

50 Infuriating “Influencers” Who Took Things Too Far And Got Shamed Online

Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub...

Dark Jedi • commented on 3 posts 9 months ago

50 Hilariously Random Shower Thoughts That May Give You A Fresh Perspective On Things (New Pics)

semi-domesticated

‘‘Would You Rather’’ With Characters From A Wide Range Of Options: From The Golden Girls To LOTR

Legolas. I can just stare at him all day, he's gorgeous

‘‘Would You Rather’’ With Characters From A Wide Range Of Options: From The Golden Girls To LOTR

The green space and nature is prohibited though

Dark Jedi • upvoted 2 items 1 month ago

32 Stories Of Popular Kids Who Lost It All Because Of The Shenanigans That They Pulled

Grade 11 - you graduate at grade 12, so that would make him around 17 and she would be 13/14.

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Dark Jedi • upvoted 12 items 3 months ago

50 Hilarious Tweets That Helped Us Collectively Survive This August

Amazing! You figured out the joke! All by yourself!!

50 Hilarious Tweets That Helped Us Collectively Survive This August

I've read that raccoons have escaped captivity and established a feral population in central Europe. They are coming. They have clever hands and adaptable minds. Be careful what you wish for.

44 Ways Americans Out Themselves In Public Without Even Realizing It

Hey Manny, I say this with all sincerity and respect - fu‍ck off.

50 Times People Met Pure Evil And Lived To Tell The Tale

D**n. I mean, lucky. But... d**n.

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50 Thrift Store Finds So Good They Had To Be Bragged About (New Pics)

You need it for CANDY!

50 Thrift Store Finds So Good They Had To Be Bragged About (New Pics)

Sometimes I buy things like that because I feel sorry for them

50 Thrift Store Finds So Good They Had To Be Bragged About (New Pics)

Goodwill released the Kraken.

50 Of The World’s Greatest Mysteries That Remain Unsolved To This Day

It was Loki. Simples.

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AI can go to hell.

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Social media has ruined society.

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I Don’t Want To Connect My Coffee Machine To WiFi

Dark Jedi • upvoted 6 items 4 months ago

50 People Share The Dumbest Reason They Ever Got In Trouble At School

it's giving 'video games cause violence'

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Sociopath Explains What It’s Like To Live Without Empathy, And Her Honesty Turns Heads

Where in the blue heck did that come from? O_o

"Stories That Totally Happened": 50 Times People Bragged On The Internet And Were Roasted For It (New Pics)

After you stopped laughing.

Totally-True-Story-People-Bragging-Fake

50 Random Memes That Prove Humor Is Our Only Coping Mechanism

“-Isms, in my opinion, are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself.” -Ferris Bueller

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